My Phone Is Connected To The World

Chapter 65

“Happy Arhat, what do you want this seat to do for you?” Avalokitesvara asked softly with a benevolent smile after he finished his thoughts.

The one who asked her to chop the silly dog ​​was not an ordinary Buddha, but a happy Arhat, one of the eighteen Arhats.

Only people with his status dare to come directly to Guanyin Master.

But in addition to identity, it’s also because Happy Arhat is really on the top.

As an eighteen arhat, the happy arhat has a high status among the Buddhas that Nezha finds.

But he cut it down for the first time, and only cut more than 20% of the stupid dog’s blood, and he was embarrassed and lost his home.

Looking at other Buddhas, some even hacked the silly dog ​​to death with a single knife, and ate the very delicious shredded vegetarian meat.

Happy Arhat naturally couldn’t stand it anymore, and immediately began to pull the head to help him chop.

But I don’t know what happened. The silly dog ​​he led was extremely difficult to chop. Happy Arhat even found dozens of Buddhas, but he couldn’t kill the silly dog.

Seeing that 99.9% of the blood had been chopped off, Happy Arhat unexpectedly couldn’t think of those familiar Buddhas for a while, and he found the Guanyin Master as soon as his head heated up.

But as soon as the words were spoken, he saw the look in the eyes of Grand Master Guanyin, and he immediately came to his senses.

By doing this, isn’t he going against the tacit understanding reached by the Buddhas of the Western Heavens?

Let alone the other little Buddhas, he is one of the eighteen arhats. He has done this kind of thing and has been discovered, but he won’t have any good fruits.

“Ahem, Amitabha, I remember that there is still something to do, so I just left.” The happy Arhat who woke up immediately wanted to drive away.

“Happy Arhat stays, let’s clarify things first.” Guanyin Master opened his mouth again, his tone still kind.

But Happy Arhat doesn’t think that Guanyin Master is really kind.

“Master Guanyin, I was wrong, the thing is like this…” He also knew that he couldn’t hide from Master Guanyin, and said everything honestly.

“Vegetarian, WeChat online shop, chop a silly dog…” After listening to his words, Master Guanyin’s eyes were as calm as a lake, and finally there was a slight ripple.

The more she thought about it, the more she felt that this matter was very wrong.

Nezha, like the Great Sage of Monkey King, who knows how to eat, drink, have fun, fight and make trouble all day long, how could he open an online shop and even get things like raw meat?

Not to mention this activity of chopping a silly dog, it seems simple, but in fact it is well versed in human psychology.

There is no threshold, anyone can cut it.

The first cut can produce good results, and the chance of a single cut is not high or low, causing everyone to feel that they have a chance.

When the goal of hacking the silly dog ​​gets closer, the idea of ​​hacking the silly dog ​​to death becomes stronger and stronger, and can’t help but pull people to hack it.

The end result was that Nezha sold the shredded meat, WeChat gained a large number of Buddha users, and those Buddhas also bought delicious shredded meat as they wished.

It seemed that it was a happy situation for everyone.

But behind this, it was Tianting’s victory over Xitian on WeChat.

Heavenly Court wins numb, Xitian loses miserably!

“What a great old gentleman, with his little hands, he can tear the raw meat, and this silly dog-cutting activity, in one fell swoop, defeating the tacit understanding reached by the Xitian Buddha!”

The Guanyin Master, who wanted to understand this game, cast his gaze on the Taishang Laojun, his eyes full of jealousy.

She wouldn’t be naive to think that all of this was really just Nezha’s work to promote the hand-cut meat.

The real root cause must still be too good old gentleman, Nezha is just his pawn.

On the bright side, he arbitrarily asked the Western Heavenly Buddhas to use WeChat, so that the Buddha had to promise that the Western Heavenly Buddhas were free to use WeChat.

Secretly used this activity of tearing veggie meat and cutting silly dogs to attract the Buddha to use WeChat.

And because the promises had been made before, under this circumstance, the senior officials of Xitian could not come forward to stop it.

It’s like a dumb eating Coptis chinensis, there is hardship to tell!

Taishang Laojun deserves to be one of the Sanqing, this method is really clever!

Presumably now, he should be very proud.

“Don’t you let this seat help you chop the silly dog, then this seat will help you hack this silly dog!”

The smile on Guanyin’s face seemed to be brighter.

On the side of Taishang Laojun, he is indeed in a good mood.

But the big guy is a big guy after all, even though his heart has blossomed, his face is still flat, as if nothing happened.

“Ding Dong!” A beep sounded, and the old man Taishang moved.

Xiaoyao Xian: How is it, old gentleman, are you satisfied with the effect?

Taishang Laojun: It’s okay.

Many Buddhas have started to use WeChat. Just now Guanyin Master also signed up for WeChat.

Ben Jun is really clever, with a little trick, he has also included Xitian in the united and friendly family of WeChat.

Lin Chuan:? ? ?

When he saw this passage from Taishang Laojun, his mentality was a little exploded.

What does it mean to be clever? Lin Chuan helped him to get all of this out.

How could there be such a brazen god in this world?

Taishang Laojun: (raising eyebrows) What do you mean by the question mark? Is there any problem with what this gentleman said?

Xiaoyao Xian: …Of course there is no problem, Laojun, you are wise and martial, and there is nothing wrong with it! Things are going well now, shouldn’t the rewards be more?

Lin Chuan had a new understanding of the shamelessness of Taishang Laojun.

However, Lin Chuan decided to flatter him for more points.

Taishang Laojun: (wink) What reward? Didn’t we all talk about it before? You can add more Buddha to join WeChat, and I will let you open a shop at will. This reward is already pretty good.

“It’s not enough to be cheeky, and not to draw anything?” Lin Chuan was not angry after seeing this.

He dared to conclude that the effect of La Buddha’s use of WeChat now is definitely beyond the expectation of Taishang Laojun.

Now it is equivalent to him helping Taishang Laojun to get a big deal in his throat. As a result, Taishang Laojun is unwilling to give him a little more reward.

Isn’t it what you want to do? How can this be tolerated?

“Nezha, you should add a bunch of Buddha’s WeChat today, and push me the one with the highest status!”

Lin Chuan immediately sent a message to Nezha.

Taishang Laojun, do you not benefit me? Then I will go to Xitianlao!

Nezha: Okay, I just added Happy Lohan’s WeChat, and I will push it to you.

He didn’t ask why, and directly tweeted a WeChat message to Lin Chuan.

“Hey, Nezha actually has an Arhat’s WeChat account, so this is much simpler.” Lin Chuan laughed when he learned that it was an Arhat’s WeChat account.

When Lin Chuan was thinking about seeking benefits from Xitianlao, the old man Taishang sat in his seat, with a curved corner of his mouth, like a smile but not a smile.

A few fingers were pinching insignificantly, and they didn’t know what they were calculating.