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Chapter 797: Can’t afford to wear pants

“Yunyun, how do you know that I am cultivation?” Lin Hai was shocked. Even his parents and Liu Xinyue hadn’t said it. How did the younger sister understood?

Lin Yun heard it, waving his fist, and couldn’t help screaming in excitement.

“I did not guess wrong, are you really cultivation?”

“Shh!” Lin Hai was frightened, and he hurriedly made a snoring gesture, hurriedly moved towards all around and looked, but fortunately it was late, not at all, Li Jian was also far away, Lin Hai was long Take a breath.

“You dead girl, you want your brother to be caught as a little white mouse!” Lin Hai wiped Lin Yun’s nose, pretending to be angry.

Lin Yun also lost her words and quickly covered her mouth, panicked, and her two small eyes fluttered about.

“How did you guess?” Lin Hai looked at Lin Yun with a funny look and whispered.

“You were in Su Family that day, and I saw them all, just like the Immortal Cultivator in the novel I read!” Lin Yun approached Lin Hai, said in deadly earnest.

“Uh … read a novel?” Lin Hai was silent, could he do that? The novels are made up by the author. Do you believe it? too naive!

“Brother, do you teach me?” Lin Yun took Lin Hai’s arm, and his two beautiful eyes were full of excitement and expectation.

“Looking back, I’ll find you a cultivation technique suitable for women’s cultivation.” The Dao Scripture he is practicing is not suitable for Lin Yun.

“Yeah!” Lin Yun heard it, and jumped up with excitement. He was so happy.

“I tell you, don’t tell anyone about this, including our parents, because it’s not time to confess to them, do you know?” Lin Hai looked solemnly, warned repeatedly.

“Uh-huh, who I will not tell, you can rest assured!” Lin Yun nodded hard, assured.

Back at home, Lin Hai took out her phone and was ready to find the fairies of Heavenly Court to help Lin Yun acquire a cultivation technique.

I just opened WeChat, and ding dong passed around all of a sudden. Lin Hai looked down and I went. Sun Wukong even sent me a lot of good things. It seems that the monkey has succeeded again.

Sure enough, there were several unread messages from Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong: ah ha ha ha, virtuous brother, old grandson stole it one by one according to your wishes, the receipt is not small, hahaha! (Behind is a laughing expression)

Sun Wukong: You have all been posted by the old and new grandsons. What do you want to do next?

Sun Wukong: You talk, virtuous brother!

Sun Wukong: Virtuous brother, is it here or not? What to do next, old grandson can’t wait!

Sun Wukong: Virtuous brother, see the information, quickly return, quickly return! (Behind is a crazy message)

Lin Hai watched the time and sent it a day ago. At that time, he was still practicing and healing. He didn’t hear any sound at all.

“With the monkey’s frizzy character, I guess it’s bad now?” Lin Hai thought for a moment that Sun Wukong was scratching his ears.

Little confused: Great Saint, there was no signal on my mobile phone before. I just received your message. Do n’t blame it! (Behind is a mischievous expression)

Sun Wukong returned to Lin Hai in almost seconds.

Sun Wukong: Virtuous brother, you are here, and the old grandson is anxious! Now the ants on the hot pot of Divine Immortal, each and everyone in anxious hot pot, let the old grandson look, happy in my heart, ha ha ha ha!

“Fuck, this monkey is simply taking pleasure in other people’s misfortune! Can those gangs of Divine Immortal repeatedly lose the birthday gift prepared for Empress Empress?”

Little confused: Great Saint, have the cents doubted you this time?

Sun Wukong: There are doubts, but they have no evidence, haha, no evidence! (Behind is an expression of laughter)

“Just doubt it!” Lin Hai grinned, and it seemed that the plan was not far from success.

Little confused: Great Saint, these two days of special words stimulate Divine Immortal who lost things, such as pretending to be guilty of inadvertently saying the name of their lost gift, making them more suspicious of you! After waiting for two days, come again! (Behind is a smirk expression)

Sun Wukong: understood, understood! Old grandson, do it, hahaha …

Just ended the conversation with Sun Wukong, ding dong, the ascending sound of the High Heaven Trading Circle group, Lin Hai opened it, could not help eyes shined.

“This monkey moves fast enough, and fully understands its intentions, smart enough!”

I saw in the group, Sun Wukong directly @ 魔 魔 青.

Sun Wukong: @ 魔 里 青, 呔, you silly big man, who is going to send the trousers to Empress Empress, isn’t it shameful? (Behind is a look of contempt)

Mo Liqing: @Sun Wukong, Great Saint has no idea. Today Heavenly Court prices are skyrocketing, but security wages are not rising. Our 4 brothers are all too poor to wear pants. (Behind is a tearful expression)

Thor: No wonder I went to work today. When I saw Mo Liqing wearing no pants, I thought it was a new trend in Heavenly Court.

7 Fairy: @ 魔 里 青, hate it. People thought you looked like they were showing capital to others. (Behind is a shy expression)

Zhu Bajie: @ 7 Fairy girl, I said sister, if you talk about capital, the entire Heavenly Court, who has a strong old pig, after work at night, about appointment? (Behind is a drooling expression)

Nezha: I saw that Moliqing Capital is not as good as my dad!

King Tota: @ 哪吒, little force cub, what are you talking about, you haven’t finished your homework! (Behind is an annoyed expression)

King Tota: That, ladies, children’s words carry no harm, children’s words carry no harm, hehe! (Behind is a shy expression)

7 Fairy: @ 托塔 天王, Li Tianwang, are you free, come out and have a cup of tea? (Behind is a seductive expression)

Electric mother: @ 托塔 天王, come to my house, let my mother see, my old Lei is on duty today! (Behind is a drooling expression)

Lei Gong: @ 电 母, 阿 电, I am also in the group. (Behind is a tearful expression)

Electric mother: @ 雷公 ， 死鬼, Li Tianwang surnamed Li not surnamed Wang, are you afraid of a hair? (Behind is a look of contempt)

……

Lin Hai watched the crooked building in the group, and the topic shifted directly to the King of Tota and the goddesses.

Fuck, can’t you see the point in this group of funny? It seems that the big brother has to come forward and dial it in person. Thinking of this, Lin Hai is directly in the group @Sun Wukong.

Little confused: @Sun Wukong, Great Saint, Mo Liqing wants to send Empress pants to the Queen Mother, how do you know?

Lin Hai said that the group of teasers in the group reacted immediately.

Mo Liqing: @Sun Wukong, yes, how do you know?

Thor: @Sun Wukong, yes, how do you know? 1

7 Fairy: @Sun Wukong, yes, how do you know? 2

Nezha: @Sun Wukong, yes, how do you know? 3

……

The immortals who lost their birthday gifts immediately asked in line in the group.

King Tota: Well, you fairies, there is nothing tonight. Is there anyone who can sit out and discuss life together?

“It’s almost the same to discuss a stranger?” Lin Hai was amused for a while, he could not think of a serious Tota king, but also a flowery intestine, but now Divine Immortal is asking Sun Wukong, who can care about him?

Sun Wukong: ah ha ha, naturally the old grandson knows, because his pants are the old grandson … oh! (Behind is an expression covering her mouth)

Sun Wukong: Not good, my grandson suddenly urgency, goodbye again!

After that, Sun Wukong closed WeChat directly and rolled away with a smile.

The group suddenly boiled.

Zhu Bajie: Damn Ma Ma Wen, you really did it, even if you stole someone else, even the old pigs stole, you not recognizing one’s family ah you!

Red child: My bellyband was also stolen. It was done by a dead monkey. Now people can only go to school with bare buttocks.

7 Fairy: Yesterday they lost another Nene. If they wanted to, they should just talk to them, and they wouldn’t give them away. Why should they steal them? (Behind is a shy expression)

Taibai Jinxing: @ 7 仙女, cough cough, that what, the old man also wants one …

7 Fairy: @Taibai Jinxing, old cow eating the young grass A handful of age is shameless? You are handsome, do you still feel strong and mighty like a young man? Looks pretty good, what do you think in your head? Do you mean it? What would your son think if he was understood? What do you think about daughter? do you know……

“I’m going!” Lin Hai looked at the sharp words of the 7 Fairies, admired for a while, the fuck girl talked too fiercely, it is estimated that Tai Jinxing would be strangled directly!

Taibai Jinxing: Cough Cough, what the hell, it’s time to go home and change the diapers for your granddaughter. You guys are chatting, I flash first.

7 Fairy: Excuses, all excuses, smelly shameless, just like the God of Wealth!

Pu!

When Lin Hai saw this sentence, he burst into laughter, fuck, the god of fortune urged by the bad luck, why was he lying down again?

Ding dong!

7 As soon as the news of the fairy was sent out, a group of news suddenly jumped out.

Group news: Wealth and fortune stagnation, blood spitting injury, Daoxing reduced by ten years!

Fuck!

Lin Hai laughed forward and back together, this God of Wealth is really no one.

God of Wealth: @ 7 Fairy, if you are ashamed, you are ashamed, what matter to me! !! !! (Behind is an angry expression)

7 Fairy: @ 财神, hey hey, I thought you weren’t there. I do n’t know how to think about it, but honestly, what else have you seen?

God of Wealth: I spy on your sister! (Behind is a crazy expression)

7 Fairies: All the fairies know that I have no sister, but only 6 elder sisters who are like flowers and jade, empty and lonely. You obviously want to hit my sister’s idea, want to cover up, smell shameless, not a man!

God of Wealth: You are not a man! None of your sisters are men! !! !! (Behind is a row of crazy expressions)

7 Fairy: Nonsense, of course, sisters are not men, but you still use them? Alzheimer’s, right?

Ding dong!

Group news: Wealth and fortune stagnation, blood spitting injury, Daoxing reduced by ten years!

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