My Amazing WeChat is Connected to the Three Realms

Lin Hai had just returned to the villa, and A’hua ran over with a scar.

“Well, aren’t you trying to grab a bitch and fight with another dog?” Lin Hai was startled.

A’hua glanced at Lin Hai with a resentful glance, and said in a crying voice: “father, you haven’t talked about the rumors, it’s not that you peeked at the female ghost’s body, and then you ran away, and then she let me off You look so bad at hitting me. “

Pu!

fuck What is peeking, obviously he ran out without clothes?

But thinking of Chu Liner’s furious look, Lin Hai was still a little dazed.

Regardless of her, anyway, with the peach sword, she couldn’t hit herself.

“Lin Hai, you little thief!” Chu Liner’s angry voice came out as soon as he entered the room.

“Hey, what are you shouting? You ran into my house naked, and you blame me!” Lin Hai looked fearless.

“You, you …” Chu Liner’s puffy chest kept rolling.

“What do you do? You disagree? If you don’t agree to hit me, come here, hit me! Can you fight?” Lin Hai patted his chest with a quizzical expression on his chest.

Immediately after the “peng!” Remarks, Lin Hai stepped on his chest and flew up against the wall.

“Slum! What’s the matter?” Lin Hai exacerbated.

Fuck, the big brother has a peach-wood sword, wasn’t this Chu Liner unable to hit himself before?

By the way, why didn’t Taomu Jian emit that white light?

Suddenly, Lin Hai remembered.

Grass, Taomu sword was polluted by Hu Wei before, how to forget this stubble!

“Don’t you let me hit you? This Princess made you a piece of paper today!” Chu Liner shot one after another, violently facing Lin Hai.

Lin Hai held his head, that bitterness in his heart.

Your sister finally knows that if you don’t do anything, you won’t die.

Why do you say you stimulate this great aunt?

“Hu Wei, your uncle !!!”

The thought of this violent meal was all because Hu Wei had contaminated his peach sword, which was unavoidable, and Lin Hai cursed with a humiliating curse.

“Peng!” After another fight, Chu Liner kicked Lin Hai into the corner and bumped into A’hua.

“You guys and one dog, let me squat and reflect on that honestly!” Chu Liner finally calculated his tone, dropped a word, and left.

Lin Hai squatted at the corner, and you look at me with A’hua, I look at you, all with a hard look.

“Father, based on my countless experiences of reading bitches, I have given you an idea and found a chance to fuck her and become your woman, so she would not dare to sullen.

“Fuck your sister!” Lin Hai kicked this unreliable dead dog away.

Grass, live with a female ghost with a tendency to be violent.

Lin Hai thought about it, opened WeChat, and contacted Heavenly Master.

Little confused: Zhang Heavenly Master, peach sword is contaminated, what should I do?

Zhang Heavenly Master came back soon.

Zhang Heavenly Master: What is polluted?

Little confused: Li Gui’s first saliva.

Zhang Heavenly Master: This is easy to say, just wash it with ambergris.

Little confused: Where is Ambergris?

Zhang Heavenly Master: Find the Dragon King (a weird expression behind)

Little confused: Do you have 3 packs of this peach sword? (A tearful expression)

Well, Zhang Heavenly Master ignored him.

Fuck, old stuff!

Lin Hai cocked his middle finger.

I have the East China Sea Dragon King in my friends, see if I can ask him for some saliva.

Little confused: Dragon King, can you give me some saliva? Thanks, thanks! (A kneeling expression behind)

East China Sea Dragon King: 1000 merit points 1 or XNUMX without bargaining!

Lin Hai rolled his eyes, Mad, let alone 1000, the big brother lost all his merit.

Little confused: Can you owe it first? (A poor expression behind)

Tokai Dragon King: Busy, don’t make trouble if you don’t buy.

Pu!

Your sister! Lin Hai was in libel for a while.

Mad, I’d like to ask you for some saliva. As for it, if it’s not useful, don’t give him away for nothing, and the big brother still thinks you are dirty.

Lin Hai thought about it, and suddenly divine light flashed.

Grass, I think you have the dragon saliva, Ma De, the big brother, look for the little one!

Little Nezha is the master who slaughtered the dragon without a word. Isn’t it trivial to get some saliva?

When I think of Nezha, Lin Hai remembers the bellyband that saved Liu Xinyue’s life.

I said it before, I want to thank Xiao Nazhe, Lin Hai felt that he couldn’t keep his word.

Out of the villa, Lin Hai thought as he walked. Where can I get some gifts?

Also send carrots? Grass is obviously inappropriate.

Speaking of carrots, Lin Hai suddenly remembered that he still owed a carrot to the golden flower boy, and promised him that Liu Shan would save him.

Why do n’t you give me a cigarette?

No!

Lin Hai thought about Xiao Zheng who was holding a cigarette, and immediately shook the head.

Mad, with the bad child, King Tota is not allowed to hunt down himself?

What should I give?

Lin Hai walked while looking at the storefront by the road.

“En? One Piece Anime?” Lin Hai suddenly found a book stall.

Damn, do n’t all little children like anime?

Lin Hai immediately had an idea and bought 30 sets of One Piece.

Back at the villa, Lin Hai sent a message to Nezha.

Little confused: Are you there?

Ok? no response?

Little confused: What about people, can’t they fall in love? (A smirk expression behind)

This time, Nezha returned soon.

Nezha: Don’t talk nonsense. Classes in Little Fairy.

Pu!

Class? What about the Little Fairy class?

Lin Hai suddenly felt a bit crap.

Little confused: what class?

Nezha: It ’s boring to learn Lao Jun ’s Dao Scripture. (A crying expression behind)

“Hahaha …” Lin Hai laughed for a while.

Think of Nezha, so lively and active, but sitting in the classroom, shaking his head and carrying “Dao Scripture”, suddenly felt full of joy.

Little confused: Send you a good thing.

You sent the first volume of the comic “One Piece” to Nezha.

Nezha: One Piece? what’s that? Haven’t I heard when I was in the middle of the sea?

Lin Hai burst into sweat.

Fuck, don’t bring a sea word, just drag you into the sea, okay?

Little confused: You look understood.

After a while.

Nezha: Thank you Fellow Daoist, I like this book so much!

Lin Hai saw that the time had come.

Little confused: Well, 3 Crown Prince, there is something about Xiaoxian, and I’d like to ask you a favor.

Nezha: What is it? You said!

I rely, look at this tone, it should not be a problem.

Little confused: Xiaoxian needs some salvia, but now there is no merit point, you see …

Nezha: You will wait, Xi Crown Prince XNUMX, to work with me.

Lin Hai was shocked, lying down, this little Nezha wouldn’t go and kill the ten Crown Prince on the spot?

Really like that, Xihai Dragon King couldn’t afford to offend, why can’t Fuck find himself desperately?

Although he is in the mortal world, who knows whether these Divine Immortal have any means to kill himself beyond a thousand li.

Just thinking about telling Nezha a few words, WeChat rang.

Open it and watch it.

Nezha sent you a bucket of ambergris.

Nezha: See if it’s enough. I’ll give them two mouths and let him puke more.

Little confused: Enough, Enough!

Fuck, this little Nezha is just a super campus Little Overlord, you can just ask for something by pulling your mouth. This is!

Preparing to extract the ambergris, A’hua ran over.

“Father, father, go and watch TV!”

“Watching TV?” Lin Hai walked into the living room and froze with a glance.