Maybe a Fake Gintama

Latest website: It is still a hot and depressing midsummer. A bald man who is jealous of his wife being able to video chat with his daughter all day wears a gray gown that wraps his whole body tightly, leaving only his head mostly exposed. Walking slowly on the streets of Kabukicho holding an umbrella.

Although Kagura always says that she is fine, does it really not matter? The bald man, who was different from ordinary people and always frowned, kept muttering in his mouth as he walked, Even if there is no problem now, if Will there be any hidden dangers to the body if I live there for a long time?

At this moment, a scornful male voice with a hint of joking suddenly came from the side.

Hey, look at that.

Hearing the sound, Master Xinghaibo turned his head and looked over, only to see a pair of dark-skinned gangsters with unsightly looks and unconventional clothing looking at him jokingly.

The boy laughed and said, That uncle is holding an umbrella even though it's not raining.

Would it be better for your brain to get more sun and do more photosynthesis? the girl with heavy makeup reminded her with a joking look on her face.

At this time, Master Xinghaibo finally couldn't hold back and took a step forward to hold the girl's hand.

Hey!! What happened to you two? Your whole body is burned!

Asked in a panic.

What are you doing? Uncle! The boy pushed Xinghaifang Master away and asked unhappily.

Cheer up! Master Xinghaibo replied with a serious expression, I'll call an ambulance for you right now!

Seeing Master Xinghaibo approaching them step by step, the dark-skinned gangster couple finally turned around and ran away in panic while shouting for the police.

At this time, the expression of Master Xinghaibo, like his mood, became more and more solemn.

[This planet is really dangerous! If Kagura stays on this planet, one day... her whole body will be scorched! With a roasted boyfriend, there is also a roasted new life in my belly! In the end, I had no choice but to hold a scorched wedding with a full belly.

But within a few months, the married life becomes stale (divorce)! The abandoned and charred single mother had no choice but to sit in a charred (irregular) job in a charred (irregular) shop. In the end, even her soul became charred (losing hope, referring to self-commitment)...]

In my mind, I have already thought of the charred Kagura who committed suicide and left only the charred suicide note.

After all, I couldn't calm down anymore.

I will never allow it!! Dad will never allow you to be scorched!! As he said this, Master Xinghaifang started running quickly, If you continue to stay in this place, everything will be scorched! I still have to send you away. Go somewhere else! Before everything gets scorched...

At this moment, a young man's shout suddenly came from the street.

Father over there, our product is available for free trial.

The owner of Xinghaifang stopped and looked over. He saw a guy in a shop on the roadside holding a can of spray, spraying it into the air and then said: How about it? Give it a try, just spray it on the top of your head. It will become charred.

next moment……

Unforgivable!! Master Xinghaibo, whose head was scorched black, stared at his big bloodshot eyes, clenched his fists and ran while shouting angrily: The only thing that needs to be scorched is dad's head! There are already enough! Dad's We already have enough hair! It should be enough, right? Whether it’s life on earth or dad’s hair, it’s enough, right? Say goodbye to this kind of place!”

But as soon as he finished speaking, the leader of Xinghaibo suddenly noticed something out of the corner of his eye. At the same time, he slowly stopped and looked under the shade of a big tree not far from the corner.

Seeing Kagura facing a boy of similar age who was probably only a little taller than him, with his back against a big tree and his hands behind his back, Master Xinghaibo breathed a sigh of relief.

【That is... Kagura? Great, it looks like it hasn’t been roasted black yet. 】

But before Master Xinghaibo could relax for a while, he suddenly noticed that the boy took out a letter from his pocket with To Kagura written on the cover and handed it to the god. happy.

Please...please accept this... the boy said coquettishly.

Huh? Kagura took the envelope and looked at it doubtfully.

You can reply next time... After saying this with great effort, the boy turned around and left slowly.

Hey... Kagura raised her hand to stop him, but before the words were spoken, the other party had already walked away.

Watching the boy walking away, Kagura glanced down at the envelope and wondered, What is this?

Saying that, Kagura took out the letter from the envelope, took it in his hand, looked at it and read out softly:

To Kagura-chan, I have cared about you very much since I first met you. Although I have always played with you as a male friend, I can no longer suppress this feeling. Please date me. My heart has been burnt black by that hot love...

Of course, what Kagura didn't know was that at the two intersections not far from her, there were two other people who were also burnt black.

One is the bald man just now, and the other is... Jiang Cheng who was on his way back from buying a game just now...

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coax! !

The safe Wanshiwuwu was suddenly attacked by Tao Baibai's telephone pole, and there were two Tao Baibai.

I said-! What is this?! What happened?!

Hearing the noise, Xinbaji ran out quickly and shouted in panic.

Gintoki sat on the office chair with his hands folded, with a solid telephone pole inserted on each side of his head.

Hassan, I asked you to get me a spoon, Gintoki, who stared at her with dead eyes, said without enthusiasm or care, Since you gave me such a big spoon, you can also give me a big portion of pudding. , no, you need two. After all, I gave you two spoons.

No, just eat that.

As your last supper, Gintoki.

Two men (Xinghaibozhu and Jiang Cheng) stepped into the living room at the same time.

It is worth mentioning that the expressions and movements of the two people are surprisingly similar. They are gearing up, gritting their teeth, and the veins on their faces are jumping.

Jiang Chengsang! Xinghaifang Master Sang! Xin Baji was surprised.

Alala, aren't these Odo-san and your uncle? Gintoki stood up slowly, walked forward lazily with eyes wide open, If you want to come, you should call in advance, I just want to I’ve prepared a serving of pudding, ah, one serving is enough.”

Saying that, Gintoki reached out and patted the leader of Xinghaibo on the forehead, Odo-san brought his own, Pucci pudding!

(Pudding, a certain Japanese brand of pudding.)

The leader of Xinghaibo was unhappy for a moment, and said angrily with his veins popping: Whose head is Pucci Pudding!

Gintoki complained: Why are you so angry right now? Didn't you just say puttsun pudding wrong? Isn't it too rude?

(puttsun pudding: TAMA-shaped pudding.)

I don't want to be lectured by someone who points at other people's heads and talks about pudding!

Get out of the way! TAMA pudding! Jiang Cheng, who finally couldn't bear it, pushed away the leader of Xinghaibo, grabbed Gintoki's collar, gritted his teeth and said bitterly: Hey, you bastard, I'm going to put my lovely niece (in the future) (daughter) is fostered here, how on earth do you take care of her?

What is TAMA pudding?! Are you talking about my head? Are you talking about my head?! The leader of Xinghaibo pushed Jiang Cheng away, By the way, it was my line! And the future daughter in brackets is What do you mean? What do you want, you bastard?!

Shut up, you useless bald man who can't take care of both ends! Go to hell and leave Sister Jianghua and Kagura to me!

Hey! Say it! Say it finally! Not only your disgusting wish, but also the bald man! You brat! I will definitely kill you together today!

Come and try it! You TAMAATAMA!

What does TAMAATAMA mean?! Do you want to die?! Do you really want to die?!

Hey, hey, what's going on? Did you find a place to quarrel? Gintoki picked his nostrils with his little finger, stared at his dead fish eyes and complained like a rotten fish can.

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng and Master Xinghaibo took action at the same time, grabbing Gintoki's neck at the same time.

Before that, you have to go to hell first! Bastard! Jiang Cheng said bitterly through gritted teeth, and at the same time he couldn't control his strength.

I say you bastard, no matter how poorly you take care of yourself, there should be a limit, right? Master Xinghaifang gritted his teeth, unable to control his facial expression, and also unable to control his hand strength.

Ignoring Gintoki, who was already rolling his eyes after being lifted into the air by the two of them, Shinpachi suddenly realized something and asked aloud: Did something happen to Kagura-chan?

I'm back~

While shouting, Kagura also walked into the living room. After seeing Master Xinghaibo and Jiang Cheng, he smiled and waved his hands: Ah! Daddy! Uncle! You two are here! Long time no see~

Kami, Kagura... Master Hoshikaibo released Gintoki because of Kagura's arrival, with a panic expression on his face.

Similarly, the expression on Jiang Cheng's face also showed a bit of panic.

Kagura said happily: Just in time Aru, I have good news to tell everyone Aru.

No! I don't want to hear it! Master Xinghaibo said, covering his ears and closing his eyes.

Kagura, hey...wait...hey...don't...you... Jiang Cheng's hands were shaking, his pupils were shaking, and his face was full of rejection.

I got a boyfriend Aru. Kagura gestured to scissor hands and smiled innocently.

On the other hand, the personalities of Jiang Cheng and Xinghaibozhu have been completely ruined by this sentence.

[Wait...wait a minute! 】The leader of Xinghaibo stared at the eyes that were about to burst out, opened his mouth wide, and thought to himself with fear and sweat on his face, I didn't receive a love letter, but I got a boyfriend directly...

[Boyfriend...huh? Boy friend? what is that? what is that? What is a boyfriend? How do you write the word boyfriend? Why? Why? Why? 】

Jiang Cheng's head was completely messed up, and he was stagnant in place.

I'm going on a date tomorrow, what should I wear? Kagura expressed her distress like a girl, while walking slowly towards the attic stairs aside...