Magic card gods

It is no longer realistic to directly kill this pair of men and women, and it is easy to get into big trouble. After all, hundreds of thousands of people are watching him!

So Gates and the bald head decided to take this man, a woman and a cat. Anyway, the treasure below must be full of traps. Isn't it normal for a few people to die? !

Just in time for two pathfinder cannon fodder!

According to the treasure map, a mechanism on a cliff by the lake was opened, and a passage was split from the cliff.

Everyone flicked on their flashlights and cautiously went in.

This place looks like a natural cave, rugged and tortuous, and the air seems to be quite fresh.

Just when everyone walked in for more than 30 seconds, I don't know who touched what, and suddenly a big stone like a millstone rolled over from the entrance behind him, directly sealing the exit!

Father Gates wanted to stop the boulder from closing the door, but was almost pinched off by the boulder's handle.

Suddenly being blocked underground, everyone's hearts went cold!

Wei Yuan smiled confidently: "Don't be afraid, there must be other exits to this place! Let's look for it!"

Gates asked curiously: "Oh, you still know how to take risks?" Could it be that you met a rival in the same industry?

Wei Yuan wiped his hair, with a confident expression on his face: "It's said in novels and movies! I've seen a lot of them!"

Everyone: ... a lot of mental retardation!

There's not even a cell phone signal here! Everyone has no choice but to move on.

The "live broadcast" was cut off, the bald head showed his true colors, he took out a gun and pointed at Wei Yuan and Mengmeng: "You two, go ahead!"

Wei Yuan pulled Mengmeng, obeyed the command obediently, and walked in front.

At this time, one of the bald-headed men wanted to kick the fat and sluggish old man with chicken legs away, but the old man with chicken legs nimbly avoided the kick and looked at him with unkind eyes.

Wei Yuan immediately shouted: "What are you doing? You actually hurt a cat, you abused animals!"

Cruelty to animals is simply a loaded bullet, the big man shook his head like a rattle, and kept denying it. Calling yourself vegan means absolutely no animal cruelty!

Wei Yuan turned to the others: "There is not even a black man among you, I suspect you are racially discriminatory!"

Everyone hurriedly denied: "No! We are all members of the affirmative action movement!"

Wei Yuan: "Then your guns are polluting the environment!"

The bald people wanted to throw their guns into the water to show their determination to support environmental protection!

They obviously had guns in their hands, and they were pointing at each other the last second, but when it came to animal protection, discrimination and environmental issues, they immediately and instinctively denied it! One by one trembling with fear, it can be seen that it is amazing!

The moral high ground and political correctness cannot be lost!

...

As they walked, Mengmeng moved her ears and looked at Wei Yuan. Wei Yuan blinked at her.

Because there are two pathfinding cannon fodder, everyone feels somewhat safe. Then, a big flap suddenly appeared on the ground, and the two bald-headed men didn't notice it for a while, and fell straight down.

The bottom is not very deep, that is, more than three meters, but it is filled with obsidian spikes that have been used for many years. The blood gourd pierced by the two people is like a blood gourd.

"Bastard! Why are you two going to be okay?" The bald head was furious, pointing a gun at Wei Yuan.

Wei Yuan raised his hands in surrender: "Wait, wait! I understand! It must be because... because they are too heavy!"

Everyone looked at the two tall men who were nearly two meters tall in the pool of blood at the bottom of the pit, then looked at Wei Yuan and Mengmeng, and fell silent.

Who is offended by the weight loss? Why? ! (tears~)

The bald head wanted to shoot to vent his anger, but Gates stopped him and gave him a wink: the road ahead is dangerous, we need cannon fodder to find the way! It's not too late to kill until you find the Golden City!

Then he said kindly to Wei Yuan and Mengmeng: "Friends, we came to take risks, and we didn't expect this place to be so dangerous. We have to work together to get out. Please keep going! If you find something, I decided not to let you go back empty-handed... ..."

You can leave empty-handed!

To appease your companions, to fool cannon fodder, you are really worthy of crouching dragons and phoenixes!

...

After that, the whole journey can be said to be full of dangers!

Wei Yuan and Mengmeng just walked over, everyone thought it was safe.

Then Uncle Chicken Leg lazily stepped on a stone by the wall.

If it wasn't for Mr. Chicken Drumstick, other cats would really be unable to step on it!

Then, a lot of arrows flew out from the cracks in the stone!

Gates' good friend Rayleigh; there is also an "old adventurer" who even participated in World War II and was stronger than the little girl in Japan and South Korea; and two of the four bald men; all were shot by random arrows middle!

The bald man's men were big, and the arrow receiving area was also large, so they got their braids on the spot.

The computer expert Rayleigh and the protagonist's father were also hit by arrows, but they could still take a few breaths.

Gates hugged his friend and cried bitterly: "Rayleigh, I shouldn't have called you here! I'm sorry for you!"

The old man on one side reached out and wanted to hold him and talk to him, but Gates was immersed in the grief of his friend's death...

The father turned his head with difficulty and wanted to say a few last words to his ex-wife, but the ex-wife was comforting the bald head who had lost two of his subordinates.

After looking around, only Wei Yuan and Mengmeng, two people of yellow race, noticed him!

Wei Yuan nodded to her: You can go at ease... VIP seats in the Netherworld are all ready for you!

When Gates turned around, he found that his father had lost his breath.

He adjusted his father's collar, and said softly: "Dad, you can die in the adventure, which is considered a blessing for adventurers!"

Dry your tears, the brave adventurer will continue to create miracles.

Then in a narrow stone passage leading down, disaster struck again!

A large spherical stone fell, and then began to crush and roll!

The acceleration of gravity is blessed by Lord Newton's divine power, and the boulder rolled faster and faster, chasing wildly all the way!

First, the two remaining subordinates with bald heads, then Gates' ex-girlfriend, and then Gates' old mother... What a tragedy! Bloody and bloody, just like the smashed cake!

When Gates' old mother was about to be crushed by Mount Tai, she was still shouting her son's name: "Gates... take care of your bald uncle!"

Gates' expression was quite gloomy, and he didn't know if it was because of the death of his ex-girlfriend and old mother, or because his old mother found him a wild father before she died.

Being bald is also quite painful, and a few loyal younger brothers have sacrificed like this!

They have sold arms in many countries in the Middle East and Africa! Died in such an unknown place?

As for the new wild son, he didn't care too much.

It's just that now that both of them are polished commanders, they can't help but feel a little sympathetic.

The bald head looked at Wei Yuan and Hao Mengmeng, who were hugging and kissing each other and showing affection, it was anger from the heart, and the evil turned to the gall, but when he touched his waist, the pistol fell out at some point!

Bald: Magby!

At this time, Uncle Chicken Leg is holding a pistol and playing with it!

Drumstick: I am a kitten, what else can I have bad thoughts? I'm just curious about this thing, so I'll study it.

With a bald head without a weapon, his courage is like a person with a stomachache going to the toilet, that's a huge blow!

There was no other way at this time, the four of them had no choice but to move forward.

This time, the clouds opened and the moon was bright, and I continued to move forward for half an hour without any illness or disaster. Suddenly, I saw the underground golden city full of dazzling gold! The courtyard walls, houses and high altars are all piled up with large pieces of gold!

A large piece of golden brick buildings are all in front of you!

The faint light emanates from the luminous ore on the rock wall, and scatters on countless golds, making the ground glow golden, blinding the eyes of dogs!

Everyone stayed for a few seconds before reacting.

"Get rich, get rich!"

The bald-headed man who had just died and Gates, whose parents had died, hugged each other and screamed excitedly, screaming and jumping.

The brothers who have crossed the Jiebo are here, and the hugs are called jumping and grievances!

This scene is so touching~

Bald head: Kill them all, and then use my privately hidden satellite phone to contact my subordinates to transport gold!

Gates: Stabilize them all, wait until I use my private satellite phone to contact the president, and send gold!

However, the two people who had their own ghosts looked at Wei Yuan and Mengmeng at the same time!

In any case, it was an internal struggle among the great adventurers, and the two outsiders had to be killed first.

Although there is no gun, but with the physique of the two of them, they can firmly dominate each other, a man and a woman!

How can the flying dragon lose?

The bald head took the lead in attacking: "Damn yellow-skinned monkeys, I will send you to hell right now!"

As a result, Mengmeng took out a fruit knife and cut it obliquely, and "plopped" her bald head fell into a pool of blood!

Gates, who had just put on a boxing stance, was dumbfounded!

"You, don't come here! I am a citizen of the big Americo! If you dare to hurt me, I have a small passport! Wherever you go, Americo will be behind you! The president will not let you go!"

While talking, he hurriedly took out the satellite phone: "Your Excellency, we have found the Golden City, but we were caught by two...uh~"

Wei Yuan hit Wo Xin's foot, kicked him to the ground, and at some point, the chicken leg that came up gave him a claw on his neck. The cooperation is so tacit!

Wei Yuan yelled into the satellite phone: "Baga! The gold is all from my Great Japanese Empire! The Yankees are dead~"

Mengmeng also echoed and shouted: "Die, die~"

The random phone was crushed by Wei Yuan.

The president slumped in a chair over the phone, tears streaming down his face: Lost my love!

Then the news came out the next day that Americo would impose 10 times more military expenses on Japan for stationing!

...

At this time, Wei Yuan has forcibly opened the portal to the small world regardless of the restrictions placed on him by the fantasy world!

"Move me quickly! Don't leave even a pinch of gold powder! Come on, I can't last long~"

The repulsion of the fantasy world has begun!