Magic card gods

Wei Yuan remembered the scriptures he read when he "delivered" to Li Gou'er who stole the dog.

But this old monk is admirable, so don't be so offensive. You have to think about something else.

But I really don't know much...

Finally, he cleared his throat, and began to sing in the tone of those monks when they performed ceremonies for others: "The sea of ​​bitterness is torrential, and it is so charming that you will not wake up at all. If the world does not recite Amitabha, it will be useless to walk in the world~"

(It is recommended to open the audio software and eat it together with the "Master Sutra"!)

Wei Yuan nodded secretly, feeling something inside! continue!

"In the Mid-Autumn Festival in August, wild geese fly south, with a roar and a sad sound, the wild geese will return one day, and the dead souls will not return..."

Wei Yuan was thankful that after his mental attributes were raised, some vague memories became clear. Otherwise, I really can't remember these words.

Wei Yuan sang vigorously, the climax came~

He shook his head and shook his head: "The first day~ I came here~ What the hell is the gate of hell~"

The chicken legs made a crisp sound when they hit the crystal bowl, and they said in harmony: "Damn, what a hell~~"

Wei Yuan: "This dead soul, the eyes will not cry~"

Chicken legs knocking on the bowl + Erha stepping on the door is like playing an allegro soundtrack: I can’t stop crying with my eyes (嗤嗤嗤)~~.

The three chorus: My Buddha~ Tathagata~ Mommy Mommy coaxing~

The feeling is coming! Wei Yuan thinks that's the smell, don't care what he sings, but the effect is the effect of the rebirth mantra! Save the souls of the dead and eliminate karma!

"The next day I came to Wangyemo Wangxiangtai! Wangyamo Wangxiangtai ah~ the soul of the dead, I can't come back! My Buddha~ Tathagata~ Mommy Mommy coax Eh~"

"The third day came to Wangyame Wangtianya~"

"Tianyaya, Haijiao, my little sister is a threader and a needle, Lang, we two are of one mind~"

Drumstick: "My Buddha, Tathagata, Mommy, Mommy, coax~"

Drumstick: Is there something wrong? !

Wei Yuan: Oops, this is the dishonest version of Lao Guo!

Erha: I think it's pretty good! Wang~

Drumstick + Wei Yuan: Get lost!

One person and one cat stopped singing, and looked at the old monk carefully. I'm afraid that the old monk will get violent on the spot and give them a glaring diamond corpse demon monk!

However, the corner of the old monk's mouth showed a smile instead.

The old monk has a deep obsession, how can Wei Yuan's obsession be resolved by reciting the mantra of passing away once?

But at the end, Wei Yuan's unscrupulous libretto made him laugh.

The old monk seemed to have seen the cute little girl next door when she was six or seven years old and did not become a monk.

Everything is like the law, like a dream bubble, like dew, like electricity, like the world...

The old monk let out a long sigh, looked up at the dilapidated Bodhisattva statue, and chanted the Buddha's name: "Namo Guanshiyin Bodhisattva~" Then his body began to turn into flying ash, floating in the air.

In just four or five seconds, there was only a skull with a trace of golden luster and a small piece of bright red cassock with gold thread left on the ground... Even the tattered futon disappeared. .

...

Looking at the golden skull the size of a marble in his hand and the high-quality cassock, Wei Yuan had mixed feelings for a moment.

I don't know where I came from, and I have nowhere to go. In the end, what did the old monk figure out?

He really wanted to understand a little bit, but he didn't seem to understand anything.

In the end, he had no choice but to fall onto the mat on the ground and pull over the stall, "Sleep!"

We still don't know the name of the monk we met that day.

...

It was already late at night, and it was already very late when Wei Yuan and the others went to lodge. After such a toss, it was already almost midnight.

The moonlight was blocked by clouds, and the Guanyin Temple began to be dark. At this time, strange sounds appeared in the hall.

Wei Yuan felt a little strange under the blanket, he had always slept well, why did he still suffer from insomnia today? So awake, without any sleepiness?

Could it be that he was touched by the matter of the old monk and felt something?

It is nonsense to understand or not to understand, the most important thing is a golden skull rosary that is completely different from the previous two skull rosaries, and the golden thread cassock.

The material of this cassock is quite extraordinary. Thinking of what the old man in the village said before, the Guanyin Temple was very popular in the early years, and the old monk must have been a high-ranking monk in his early years.

Finally, there is the golden bell cover. After the old monk was saved, his golden bell cover has increased a lot!

If the original golden bell shield was only a thin layer, one millimeter thick, it is at least three millimeters now! And the functions are getting more and more!

Sure enough, only sissies practice, and real monks are monsters!

I have solved various things these few times, and the golden bell has grown too fast!

You can become stronger by fighting monsters (doing tasks). Is there anything more reasonable than this?

At this moment, the moon was covered by dark clouds, Wei Yuan was covered with a blanket, but he also heard some movement in the outer hall.

He was startled: what happened?

The old monk just solved it, shouldn't there be any movement? Could it be a mouse?

He quietly pulled off the blanket and listened. For a long time, there was no movement.

Could it be that I was hallucinating just now? Impossible!

He hurriedly went to see the chicken leg Erha, talking about the spirit of ears or the spirit that they can prick up their ears.

But it doesn't matter after seeing it, Wei Yuan's heart tightened suddenly: Where's my chicken leg? What about me?

Gone!

The chicken legs that were balled up next to him were gone, and Erha who was sleeping under the bed was also gone!

While Wei Yuan was sleeping, Drumsticks and Erha disappeared without a sound...

Wei Yuan sat up quietly, his heart tightened. Seeing that the Zen stick is still by his side, the crystal bowl is also on the side, and there are two baked potatoes in it which are leftovers from dinner.

It can be seen that the chicken legs did not leave voluntarily, otherwise the two potatoes would have been taken away.

However, what is the method that can transfer the chicken legs and Erha by my side without disturbing myself? !

At this time, the voice from the outer hall appeared again!

This time, it seemed that something was approaching, and the steps were very light!

Wei Yuan picked up the Zen staff on the side, but the nine copper rings did not make any sound.

Wei Yuan changed into a kneeling posture, ensuring that he could attack violently at any time.

The footsteps were getting closer, and then a figure stood at the door. At this time, the dark clouds drifted away and the moonlight fell.

Under the bright moonlight, Wei Yuan saw clearly the person at the door, it was a woman...

"Bodhisattva?!" Wei Yuan blurted out when he saw the person coming.

I saw that the person who came was a young woman in plain clothes and white gauze, her skin was as white as snow and she was slim. The facial features are beautiful and soft, the temperament is quiet and graceful, and it looks dignified, elegant and generous.

Although the woman looked younger than the statue in the main hall, isn't this the statue of Avalokitesvara in the main hall?

Hearing Wei Yuan call Bodhisattva, the woman smiled and nodded appreciatively, looking much more lively.

Seeing her walking slowly with bare feet, those snow-white and crystal-clear feet are like suet jade. Just stepping on this dusty floor like this is really unbearable.

Wait, when did this ground have a floor? Still so clean? ! There is no trace of dust, it is as bright as just waxed!

Wei Yuan felt that something was wrong, and just as he was about to think about what was wrong, the female Bodhisattva had already approached.

Seeing that the female Bodhisattva had already walked in front of her, but she still didn't stop, Wei Yuan carefully leaned back, not remembering what was wrong!

The female Bodhisattva stopped until it was almost close to Wei Yuan, bent down slightly, and looked at Wei Yuan with a smile on her face.

Wei Yuan was kneeling on the floor right now, looking up at the beautiful face who was less than 20 centimeters away from him, unable to straighten up!

Wei Yuan: Bodhisattvas are also average in stature! Can't compare to Saeko!

After more than ten seconds, Wei Yuan felt that his neck was a little sore, besides, he couldn't hold it so close!

I had to speak carefully: "That...female Bodhisattva, what's the matter with you? Should we distance ourselves a bit?"

Who would have thought that the female Bodhisattva smiled "puchi" when she heard the words, and said, "What a funny little monk, I never thought that good fortune would fall on you." She stretched out her slender fingers to caress Wei Yuan's placket...

Now Wei Yuan is a little bit in a trance, as if he couldn't concentrate continuously, so he waited until half of his clothes were taken off, exposing his chest and eight-pack abs before he realized it.

"Wait! Female Bodhisattva, you have to respect yourself! Why are you tearing my monk's clothes?"

Wei Yuan was stunned, what's going on? I'm from? Or do you refuse to do so?

He also found out that something was wrong, and he also found out that his thinking seemed to be abnormal. But this thought will be overwhelmed by other thoughts that suddenly appear.

At this time, countless thoughts were spinning in my mind like a marquee, and I could hardly think. Most of them are acting on instinct. Occasionally, when the head is sober for a moment, it will soon think of other places. Can't think about it at all!

"Oh? There is still some spirituality."

The female Bodhisattva looked only seventeen or eighteen years old, much smaller than the normal image of a Bodhisattva. At first glance, it is the Guanyin Bodhisattva, but if you look closely, you will find that it is only seven points in appearance, but the image is actually completely different. It's not the duck-egg face of a Bodhisattva, but the prettier oval face. And more lively, his eyes are smiling like crescent moons.

"Touch it." The female Bodhisattva put her hand in Wei Yuan's.

Wei Yuan touched it instinctively...it was slippery~very soft~

But the knuckles don't seem right! The joints of the phalanx seem to be interlocked in layers?

Wei Yuan held that hand and touched it little by little. The female Bodhisattva did not stop her.

After an unknown amount of time, Wei Yuan suddenly woke up for a moment, and a thought popped up!

Golden clavicle bodhisattva? ! This is a Buddhist allusion (self-made thousand degrees)...

Could it be that the one in front of you is the clavicle Bodhisattva?

As if hearing what Wei Yuan was saying, the Clavicle Bodhisattva who looked too young nodded, "Yes, you can call me A Suo. And you are the key!"

Wei Yuan:? ? ? Where are the earthy love stories? ! Don't you know I'm a straight man of steel?

It's just that Ah Suo has already started to dance gracefully around Wei Yuan, with a graceful posture, which makes Wei Yuan even more unable to straighten his back!

Wei Yuan sniffled: This dance...is so exciting!

When Wei Yuan came to his senses, Ah Suo was already lying in his arms in a white gauze, exhaling orchids!

There is a poem praising it: Avalokitesvara on the clavicular body turns into a body, and spits out lotus flowers on the ground with its waist turned back. The lotus is so graceful that the wind can't help it, and a bead of Dendrobium is tilting.

etc! What about the bridge~

what's the situation? Am I about to be attacked by night + push back?

"No, no, no! What's the situation? Who are you? Where am I?!" Wei Yuan asked three soul-questioning questions, taking advantage of his sanity. At the same time, he was still warning himself in his heart: Beware of immortals jumping, Wei Yuan!

The female Bodhisattva who called herself A Suo showed a wry smile, still leaning in Wei Yuan's arms.

Wei Yuan wanted to push her away, but he was as weak as a mortal. The subduing dragon Zen staff in his hand has also changed, where is the Zen staff? It is clearly a small black SM leather whip!

Wei Yuan was stunned again: Where is my Zen staff? Where is my cat? Where is my dog? Something is wrong here!

Seeing that he couldn't hide Wei Yuan, Ah Suo had no choice but to tell the truth...

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