Magic card gods

On the second day after the little fox outside the wall spoke, Wei Yuan tidied himself up clean and smooth, and even bought a moon-white monk's robe, which was very well-groomed.

As a result, Sister Fox didn't come!

Wei Yuan grabbed the chicken leg, looked up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle, with a bright and sad face, and sang: "I cried and told you that everyone in Liaozhai is a liar! I can't be your talent! Maybe you don't I will understand, since she said my sister, my bald head lights up in the middle of the night~"

Drumstick (with a frowning face): My own~

In the past month, Wei Yuan has not lost his harvest. Like that day...

It was raining that day, the master and apprentice, a cat and a dog, did not go down the mountain, so they ate hot pot in the temple.

It's raining outside, and the chicken legs are so sad, looking at the wet ground, I feel like I can't get off jio.

But Erha, who was watched to death, went crazy!

It's raining! Mud! Be merry!

After spending less than a cup of tea, the crazy Erha has already turned himself into a mud dog.

It was crazy, covered in muddy water, ran and squatted under the eaves, carefully watched the water dripping down on the chicken legs on the ground, and rushed over! There was mud and water flying all the way!

Drumstick: Don't come here!

Then he transformed into an ultimate transformation, a giant two-meter-long tiger-spotted claw, which slapped Erha away with one claw!

When Wei Yuan came to his senses, Erha had already flown to the tree outside the wall, seven or eight meters above the ground, hugging the tree trunk and doubting Gousheng.

Erha: Who am I? where am I? Why am I here?

Since then, Erha has developed a strange ability, that is, he will suddenly appear in some unexpected and strange places. It doesn't know why it appeared there, nor how it appeared, and it's not even a space-type ability.

Once, the monks were doing morning classes, and the Erha suddenly appeared in Rulaifu's arms and accepted the kowtows of the big and small monks. Another time when the monks were eating, Erha sat in the rice bowl.

If it weren't for the deterrent effect of the mad monk, this stupid dog would have been skinned and eaten by those monks!

However, the mad monk praised Erha very much, calling him "follow your heart and do whatever you want! You have already got the three flavors of my Buddha!"

Wei Yuan:? ? ? I haven't started learning yet, Erha learned it first? !

It was that time that Wei Yuan found out that these pious monks were secretly eating meat! Food is pretty good!

It's just that in order to prevent pilgrims from finding out, they only eat it at night!

I said why everyone is so shiny, I thought that reciting scriptures well can supplement protein!

After a month passed, Wei Yuan had a certain understanding of the world, at least the few nearby counties and towns.

This world is really hard. Almost every town or county has a street dedicated to selling people.

Those poor families put grass marks on the heads of children they couldn't afford, and even women, and sold them for some copper coins.

The government is very corrupt, colluding with those big merchants, monopolizing the necessities of life, forcing those who are already poor to sell their land, and then sell themselves.

And those government servants on the street were almost all blackmailing them openly.

As for this, those yamen soldiers are still very proud, saying that if they were not there, this county would be like a den of thieves outside the law, and those civilian merchants would have to be slaughtered.

In the end, most of the money will end up in the hands of magistrates and big merchants, which will almost become an industrial chain.

In addition, there is banditry. When the people are struggling to make a living, some people will fall into the grass and become bandits.

Just this month, when Wei Yuan went wandering with the mad monk, he encountered bandits and robbers seven or eight times.

Some people know the mad monk, how dare they make mistakes? The bowed one will try to send it off. Some don't know about crazy monks, but they are lenient to monks. Others don't care who you are, if you don't leave anything today, just leave your head!

There are even those who have thoughts about Wei Yuan!

The monks are not spared? ! Beast!

In the end, without waiting for Wei Yuan to show it, the crazy monk punched him all over the sky. That's pretty tricky!

It's fine if the mad monk doesn't make a move, and he can chat with you in a pleasant manner, but if he really starts to make a move, it's completely merciless! What is the ring to kill and not to kill? With one punch and one punch, the five internal organs are turned into meat paste!

Once you start fighting, you don't care what family has mothers and children, or who is bullied by landlords and squires and has blood feuds! Anyone with a flat face will be killed!

Crazy Monk: "The three worlds are suffering, like a house on fire. This is a poor monk to save you and others, to help you get rid of your sins. Amitabha~"

Wei Yuan felt terrified when he saw it!

Because at this time, the mad monk is neither pursuing the pleasure of killing, nor revenge, nor punishing evil and promoting good, he is helping you to escape with a smile on his face!

I killed you for your own good!

But he is not strong enough, he will exercise his ideas without hesitation, and will not waver at all.

The crime of murder and the guilt of violating the precepts are all gone.

...

In addition to banditry, the common people also face the threat of evil spirits.

At this point, the rich and the poor, the noble and the humble are all equal.

In this month, Wei Yuan has heard of 14 strange incidents, large and small.

Slight ones, such as someone whispering in the middle of the night in a certain deserted house; the daughter-in-law of a certain family was enchanted by something, and at night she was naked and yelled, and all the pots and pans were smashed.

There are also people from the countryside outside the city who stayed for lodging, but they disappeared when they got up in the morning, leaving behind a string of ancient copper coins, all of which belonged to the previous dynasty.

The most serious case was a famous criminal master from the magistrate of Haiyan County. His whole family was hanged on the beams of the house. It is said that the tongue of each corpse was a foot long!

It is said that the master took black money and beat a widow into a trick. As a result, the widow couldn't bear to be imprisoned and humiliated, so she hanged herself with her trouser pocket.

The master also did bad things and was worried about accidents, so he buried the widow's ashes under the prison god statue in the prison, hoping to suppress it! Unexpectedly, nothing happened at the time, but the whole family died half a year later!

For this reason, the county magistrate took out two hundred taels of silver and offered a reward to monks and Taoists to drive away the evil spirits. Presumably, he was afraid that the wronged soul would entangle him.

...

On this day, Wei Yuan poured face water for the master again.

Unexpectedly, the master didn't sleep late today, but even washed his face carefully! Wei Yuan was taken aback!

The mad monk called Wei Yuan closer and asked, "Have you gained anything in the past month?"

Wei Yuan murmured in his heart: How should I answer? The harvest is huge! For example, the young ladies in Chunfengyuan are very enthusiastic; for example, the authentic method of Dongpo elbow; for example, how to set up a big rooster raised by other people; for example, we are proud Buddhas, monks who often wander between seriousness and indecency...

If you say this, you won't be killed with a slap, right?

Wei Yuan could only lower his head and say vaguely: "Well, yes... the harvest is not small."

The crazy monk smiled and said, "Wuji, this world is a broken world..."

Wei Yuan's ears perked up in an instant, this was information about the background of the world.

It's just that the mad monk didn't say anything for a long time, Wei Yuan didn't want to give up, and picked up the conversation: "Master, people in this world seem to live very hard!"

The mad monk nodded: "Because the world is broken, all living beings in the three realms will all suffer. People are suffering, even ghosts are suffering, demons are suffering, and gods and Buddhas are also suffering... No, there are no gods anymore. Buddha. Those bastards have run away!"

"Run away? The gods and Buddhas ran away?!"

Wei Yuan was chased and killed by monsters on the first day, so he naturally knew that this world is a world where monsters are rampant, even flooded. But it's hard to say whether there are immortal Buddhas or not.

It's just that judging from the performance of the cheap master who split the mountain casually, I'm afraid there are still some.

But today I heard the master say that gods and Buddhas are cowards and have already run away!

What the hell is this unfolding? Why did you run away?

The mad monk sat cross-legged on the bed and said: "Now you have some understanding and let go of yourself, which is a solid foundation. Then I will start teaching you Buddhism as a teacher. But, before teaching you, I have to Let me tell you about the origin of our lineage of Buddhism..."

The crazy monk said this for more than an hour, and he answered Wei Yuan's questions without any concealment.

When Wei Yuan returned to his meditation room in a daze, looked at the secret book of the sect in his arms, and remembered the words of the cheap master, he felt unreal.

The so-called secret book is a scripture book that is light in the hand, and it probably only has a few dozen pages. The quality of the paper was average, Wei Yuan handled it lightly for fear of breaking it.

On the cover of the Buddhist scriptures, a very abstract human figure was drawn, and beside it were written three large and unrestrained characters crookedly: My Buddhist scriptures!

I ate the title of the last one, what happened to the brothel? What an elegant vocabulary?

I didn't even use the word brothel!