Jiayou's Fun

Lu Min was sitting at the wine table. When Lu Min spoke, he had just picked up the wine glass and took a sip of rice wine to moisten his throat.

Lu Min's words made him almost spit out a mouthful of old wine from his nostrils.

If it weren't for his control over his own body, it would have reached its peak.

This sip of wine really spurted out of his nostrils.

The muscles in his throat moved forcefully, and with a cluck sound, he forcefully swallowed the drink he had held in his throat. The feeling was like swallowing a hard marble, extremely uncomfortable.

Lu Yi looked at Lu Min.

This crooked old man used his charlatanism to fool the second prince?

Lexi, who was drunk and dizzy, opened his eyes in shock. He looked at Lu Min and waved his hand: Da Sima, don't scare me. I am the second prince of Xinyin. How could I be in such a bloody disaster?

Lexi stood up, raised his hands, and laughed wildly; Who dares to touch me? Who can touch me? In the whole Yincheng, the whole Lezhou, the whole world, who dares to be here, who can touch a hair of mine here? Try it?

Lu Min sighed, picked up the wine cup, and took a sip of wine: It's hard to persuade the damn ghost with good words... That's all, let's go, let's go, go back to the imperial city, and quietly be your second prince, Enjoy the wealth, happiness, peace and tranquility, and then wait for Ling Chi to be executed, and...

Lu Min looked at Lexi: Your main concubine, eight concubines, three hundred concubines, and one hundred and twenty-three children are waiting to be wiped out together!

Lu Qian shivered with excitement.

He looked at Lexi in shock.

Lexi is only a few years older than Yinyuan, only about thirty years old. He, he, actually has one hundred and twenty-three children? Not counting the principal concubine or the side concubine, there are three hundred concubines...

A golden light flashed in Lu Qian's eyes.

He took a deep look at Lexi's waist. Lu Qian has also made some progress in the Buddhist magical power of 'Heavenly Eyes', and is considered to be a beginner. At this glance, Lu Qian couldn't help but marvel in his heart.

A normal person's waist is plump and red, the size of a palm... Lexi's waist is like an old lady's forehead, full of wrinkles, and only half the size of a palm.

At the age of thirty, this waist is almost drained!

Lexi trembled in fright at Lu Min's words. He blinked his eyes and sat back down. He picked up the flask and poured Lu Min a glass of wine.

Da Sima, I have been following my mother since I was a child. As for books, I haven't read any books. Except this time, I followed my mother and was driven out of the imperial city by Yinxiu's second son. I was imprisoned in a small village and was frightened. This time I’ve never suffered anything in my life.”

To be honest, I don't understand many things.

Lexi looked at Lu Min sincerely: To be honest, apart from eating, drinking and having fun, I don't understand many things, and I'm too lazy to learn... Hey, whether in Haojing or Yincheng, you see, With my status, who can do anything to me?

To be honest, when I pampered my concubine and maid, I was too lazy to move. I just enjoyed it... I was too lazy to waste energy, let alone use my brain. How tiring!

As for you, my mother said, you have profound knowledge and talents. That day when you entered the palace, hundreds of scholars of literature and education had a scholarly discussion, and you refuted the Prime Minister and the six ministers to the point where they could not say anything. Speaking of which...your knowledge is simply terrifying.

So, you said that I have a bloody disaster... tell me, where does this disaster come from?

With my status today, unless Yin City is attacked by the Yin Imperial Army, how can I suffer a bloody disaster?

Lu Min looked at Lexi deeply: The trouble came from Xiao Qiang... The second prince's trouble came from the third prince.

Lexi's eyes widened: What's the explanation?

Lu Min smiled slightly and said calmly: Can't the second prince understand such a simple question? The third prince Le Shui is the biological son of Le Wu and the second prince your cousin. He is the emperor whom the Le family wholeheartedly supports. Heir selection.”

As for the courtiers, some of them may not like the third prince, but they seem to naturally focus on the eldest prince.

Only you, the second prince, are neither above nor below. The Le clan will not help you, and the courtiers will not follow you. You are alone and helpless... Once the eldest prince and the third prince compete for the position of emperor, you He must be the first to have his home confiscated, his family exterminated, and all his family members exterminated.

Lexi was stunned for a long time.

He sat on his seat and didn't move for a long time.

He blinked his eyes desperately, and then Lu Qian saw cold sweat oozing out from Lexi's forehead. Finally, the cold sweat continued to flow like a stream. His face gradually turned pale, and his body Shivering subconsciously.

No wonder, a few days ago, Le Shui was established as the third prince. He is not my mother's biological son.

No wonder, many civil and military officials from the court have been visiting eldest brother's mansion these days.

Only in my mansion, the sparrows at the door almost starved to death.

Lexi looked at Lu Min tremblingly: They won't really attack me, right? That guy Le Shui is not a good person, I know it very well. But my eldest brother... we are from the same mother and father. Brothers!

Lu Min said very rudely: They are not born from the same father... Even if they are brothers from one father and one mother, isn't it a right thing to kill people with rivers of blood and heads for that seat?

Even if the second prince doesn't study or read history, he will always listen to the stories, right? The storyteller said that the princes in the previous dynasty caused so much bloodshed for the throne of the emperor? There were even princes who had an outer title and rebelled. Things...well, just like what the general is doing now.

Lu Min pointed at Lexi and sneered: At that time, the eldest prince and the third prince each have a group of supporters. They are two tigers fighting, and they will definitely let someone sit on the mountain and watch the tiger fight. In the end, the fisherman will benefit... The second prince Do you think they will attack first and take care of you, the easiest person to deal with?

The second prince was covered in sweat, and the silk clothes on his body were soaked at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Lu Qian coughed lightly and said slowly: Your Highness, Da Sima has pointed out a clear path for you... The disaster of life and death is just around the corner. When the time comes, you might be chopped into pieces by Ling Chi. Your One hundred and twenty-three children, maybe Jiuding cooked them...your princess, concubines, concubines, maids, and maids, maybe they can be sold for a good price.

The former princess, the former concubine, the concubines, maids, and maids of the former second prince, tsk tsk, put them on this boat, how many dirty-minded princes and ministers will rush to enjoy them at the meeting?

A pair of jade arms can be used as a pillow for thousands of people, and a bit of red lips can be tasted by thousands of people. Hey, even if you die, green smoke will emit from this tomb!

Lu Qian's words were extremely vicious.

Lu Min took a deep look at Lu Yi - yo ho? How could this sponsor cooperate so well?

Lexi stood up tremblingly, and knelt down to Lu Min with a gudong sound: Please ask Da Sima to teach me...what should I do? I have no experience at all, what should I do? , can this disaster be eliminated?

Lexi said with a pale face: If I tell my eldest brother and Le Shui that I have no intention of being the emperor, I am willing to take my family and flee a hundred thousand miles away to be a happy and happy king...

Lu Min said slowly: Will they believe it? The eldest prince, maybe he will believe it... But Le Shui, he will definitely eradicate it... After all, the second prince said something right just now, Le Shui does not belong to the emperor. Why should my own son be named the third prince? Isn't it obvious that the emperor has the intention to let Le Shui take over the throne of the emperor?

Lexi panicked and whispered, Mom, how could you do this? Why?

Lu Qian added angrily: It's just that her love for her brother goes beyond the love for you as mother and son... However, I can understand that the emperor is also named Le, and Lewu is also named Le... This Le The bloodline on Wu's body is the same as the bloodline on the Emperor's body, pure 'Le's' bloodline.

As for the second prince, and even the eldest prince, you were all born after the emperor married. You are half of the blood of a foreign surname. You and the Le family are not the same family!

Why should the country that Leshi worked so hard to win be given to you two outsiders?

Lexi knelt on the ground and looked at Lu Qian with a twisted face: Am I a fucking outsider?

Lu Qian shrugged his shoulders: Isn't it true? What is your father's surname? What is your current surname?

Lexi shut her mouth.

He thought for a long time, and then deeply, deeply, he knelt down and bowed to Lu Min: Please teach me, Da Sima, please save me... I... I...

Lexi cursed an extremely dirty and obscene word, and he said angrily: I just drink wine and pamper the beauty. Who did I provoke?

Lu Min smiled and reached out to pat Lexi on the shoulder. The action was quite like an old farmer in the countryside patting his beloved old-fashioned dog.

Don't worry, don't worry, Your Highness, I'm here, I won't allow them to bully you like this! Lu Min smiled and said: I don't dare to belittle myself, I still have 99% confidence in my knowledge and abilities.

My lord, you can let His Highness sit on that throne... When the time comes, you can just make me a king.

Lu Qian looked at Lu Min.

Lu Min also looked at Lu Yi: Le Huo, General Wei... do you think it is better to follow those two stupid boys Le Yi and Le De, or do you have a better future with this great Sima?

Lu Qian blinked his eyes and slapped the table resolutely: What did Da Sima say? I am happy to get this, just to seek glory and wealth... Follow Da Sima, we will surely have a long journey and bright future... Who has the patience to go? Serving those two dandy idiots?

Lu Qian picked up a knife on the table that was used to cut mutton chops, and fiercely gestured like he was cutting his neck: If Da Sima wants to submit a petition, Le Huo will kill them both!

Lu Qian smiled extremely fiercely: When you are wandering in the rivers and lakes, you will inevitably get stabbed. When Le Huo goes out to walk, he always has strong sweat medicine on him. Those two idiots have great trust in me. All they need is a glass of water and wine...hehe!

Lu Min shivered with excitement.

Lexi was so excited that she shivered.

Lu Min looked at Lu Qian and nodded with great appreciation: I understand General Wei's loyalty, but killing people is not necessary for the time being...

Standing up, Lu Min looked at the autumn moon reflected in the river outside the window, and said with a smile: Tomorrow, I would also like to invite the Second Prince and General Wei to come with me to meet someone... Whether the Second Prince can escape the disaster, and the glory of General Wei. The wealth and honor all belong to his old man.

Lu Qian blinked.

Very good. Is there anyone else behind you?

Lu Qian suddenly felt full of hope for tomorrow's visit.