Jiayou's Fun

Go back a little bit in time.

After Lu Qian and the three-tailed black scorpion brothers completed their registration and went to the side hall to collect their uniforms and equipment, their information - the detailed information stored in the underground secret hall of the palace guard, had already been sent to the Dayin Wu Dynasty through several changes of hands. The General's Mansion.

The General's Mansion of the Dayin Wu Dynasty was just west of the imperial city, not far from the palace guard.

The entire General's Mansion is surrounded by high walls about twenty miles long and wide, the same size as the imperial city walls. On the city wall, there are many guard towers and arrow towers; up and down the city wall, there are armored warriors roaming everywhere. Every quarter of an hour, a whole team of cavalry rushed out from the four gates and patrolled around the city wall.

The huge General's Mansion is surrounded by military camps and school grounds, and there are granaries and arsenals underground. Hundreds of thousands of the most elite Imperial Guards are stationed there all year round.

Here, not only is Dayin's highest military command structure located, but it is also one of the most important fortresses protecting the imperial city.

It was already daybreak, and in the White Tiger Hall in the middle of the General's Mansion, there was thunderous snoring and the smell of alcohol.

The White Tiger Palace was the meeting place for the generals of Dayin's Wu Dynasty, and it was the most important commanding institution. Every order issued here was related to the life and death of Dayin's hundreds of millions of soldiers.

At this moment, in the spacious hall, the charcoal fires in more than a dozen bronze furnaces were dim, barely emitting heat to maintain the temperature in the hall.

The main hall was covered with a three-inch thick carpet, and many hungover men and women were lying on the floor.

Those men were all tall and tall, with thick and strong joints. They were wearing various colorful robes with various patterns of beasts on them. They were clearly powerful generals with very high official ranks.

Those women, all dressed in thin clothes and pretty and cute, were entangled with these men like octopuses.

Around them, there were piles of wine jars, wine jars, wine bottles, wine bowls, various musical instruments, colorful silk ribbons, rings and other objects scattered in all directions.

There were also some rouge, gouache, perfume, sesame oil and other items scattered on the ground in a mess.

These men and women were sleeping in a deep sleep. Some were talking nonsense, some were farting and burping, some were snoring, and some had no idea what good things happened to them in their dreams, and they were smiling horribly.

Two men in green attire with strong faces carefully pushed open the door of the hall, taking small steps, taking small steps, extremely careful to avoid the men and women lying on the ground, and came all the way to the huge picture in the innermost part of the hall. Beside the case.

A strong man who was eight feet tall, with long hair hanging loose, a round face full of oil, and a bulging belly like a woman who was eight or nine months pregnant, was lying stretched out under the table, comfortably. Snoring.

This person is none other than Le Wu, Lord Wu'an of the Wu Dynasty of Dayin, Shangzhu Kingdom, a false yue, a general, a marshal who controls the world's soldiers and horses, and the younger brother of the current Queen Mother.

Other identities are unimportant.

In short, he is the Queen Mother's biological brother, which is more important than anything else.

General! Two capable men, Le Wu's most trusted confidants, gently pushed Le Wu's arms, which were several times thicker than ordinary people's thighs.

Lewu muttered vaguely: Little beauty!

General? The two ministers carefully pushed Lewu's belly.

Come on, uncle loves you! Le Wu chuckled, with an extremely weird smile on his shiny face.

Wow, what a black dog, it can produce forty pounds of good meat! The two sighed, and one of them leaned close to Le Wu's ear and shouted hurriedly: Tsk, tsk, he's so fat and beautiful!

Black dog, where are you escaping! Le Wu's eyes widened suddenly, and he straightened up his upper body: Children, prepare the pot, prepare more minced garlic, look at me... I'm scared, you blind Jiba are shouting What?

Le Wu looked at his two confidants in a daze, and gave each of them a slap in the face.

The two of them received Le Wu's slap in the face affectionately. One of them gently pulled out a thin scroll from his sleeve. He smiled and handed the scroll to Le Wu: General, look, There is good news.

Le Wu rolled his eyes and snorted: I'm illiterate, and it's not like you don't know. Tell me, what's the good news?

The man hurriedly unfolded the small scroll, which contained all the information about Lu Qian since his birth, as well as a piece of charcoal that was only the size of a palm, but his painting skills were extremely good. He captured 99% of Lu Qian's charm, almost exactly like a real person. strokes.

Do you still remember the Imperial College Prince Bai Changkong who reprimanded you face to face in the court meeting hall years ago?

The two looked at Le Wu with smiles on their faces.

Lewu's big eyeballs that were as bulging as goldfish twitched, and his black and white eyes suddenly became fierce: Bai Changkong, that old thief, you useless trash, I asked you to rob his granddaughter a few years ago. Let me retaliate against him a hundred times, a hundred times, but you are so timid that you dare not take action!

As he spoke, Lewu was angry and angry, and gave each of them a moderate slap in the face!

Hey, General, don't be angry, don't be angry! The two men laughed dryly and hurriedly flattered: Isn't this an opportunity to take revenge on him?

This guy? Le Wu shook his groggy head and pointed at Lu Qian's portrait.

Exactly!

One person smiled and told in detail Lu Qian's origins and the fact that he had just joined the Palace Guard.

Is he engaged to Bai Changkong's granddaughter? Le Wu tilted his head, looked at Lu Qian's portrait, then slapped his thigh violently and sighed: Oh, what a piece of fat fell into the dog's mouth. This Boy, why are you so lucky?

Amidst the violent coughing, lying on the ground at the other end of the koan, a middle-aged man with only a pair of underwear left on his body, his face covered with rouge marks, a thin, frail, elegant and handsome man twitched all over and got rid of it. He picked up the seven or eight arms wrapped around his body and straightened his upper body with difficulty.

Weakly, trembling all over, he crawled under the koan on all fours, pulled out the small scroll, and looked at it carefully.

As he looked at it, this middle-aged man with a short three-inch beard and a very elegant writing style laughed loudly.

My lord, my lord, the chance to take revenge on Old Thief Bai has come!

Haha, this old thief likes a good reputation the most. He uses all means to put money on his face and looks like a moral gentleman. Unexpectedly, unexpectedly, it was his cheap grandson-in-law who stabbed him in the back.

Le Wu's eyes widened and he looked at the middle-aged man blankly: Old Jia, stop talking nonsense and tell me quickly, how can this kid take revenge on Bai Changkong when he joins the Palace Guard?

Jia Yu, the most important dog-headed strategist around Le Wu and also the strategist general of the General's Mansion, chuckled, pointed at Lu Qian's portrait and shook his head and said: Bai Changkong's cheap grandson-in-law has joined the palace guard, the general. You know, the palace guard is an institution of the inner court, and in recent years, the fight between the palace guard and the officials with cultural and educational backgrounds in the court has become more and more fierce!

Those cultural and educational officials called the palace guards 'eunuchs.' They wrote articles criticizing them for many years. The word 'eunuchs' has been blowing against the wind for thirty miles, and it has become an unbearable stench.

Who is Bai Changkong? He was promoted by culture and education and is one of the representatives in the court today.

If Lu Qian joins the eunuch party, it is impossible for him to become Bai Changkong's grandson-in-law.

Lu Qian would rather join the eunuch party than become Bai Changkong's grandson-in-law.

Think about it, how many shady dirty tricks are there? How much sludge and smelly water are there?

Le Wu blinked and looked at Jia Yu. After a long time, he shook his head honestly: I don't understand!

Jia Yu patted Le Wu's thigh: My lord, please leave this matter to me. Just wait and see what happens next. You will understand!

Le Wu stayed for a while, then grinned: Zhong, I'll leave it to you, Lao Jia. If you want people, give them, and if you want money, give them money!

In the White Tiger Palace, Le Wu's roar sounded, and one after another hungover generals were woken up by him kicking and beating them.

A quarter of an hour later, a group of swaying generals rushed out of the White Tiger Palace, laughing and joking.

Another quarter of an hour later, groups of Imperial Guards soldiers changed into civilian clothes, carrying gongs, war drums and other items, and rushed out of the station laughing and joking.

In the General's Mansion, large groups of messenger eagles soared into the sky, and with sharp whistling sounds they pounced on the military camps and battle forts stationed in various cities in Haojing City.

Not long after, in the military camps and battle forts where the letters had been received, groups of Imperial Guard soldiers who had changed into civilian clothes rushed out excitedly, carrying war drums, gongs, and even horns, horns and other musical instruments.

More falcons flew out of Haojing and flew towards the military camps of various states, roads and prefectures in Dayinwu Dynasty.

These falcons are all alien species and their flight is extinct. The fastest ones can fly ten to twenty thousand miles in a day and night.

Although there is an unreliable general like Le Wu.

However, thanks to the blessings of the previous emperors of the Dayinwu Dynasty, the imperial army of the Dayinwu Dynasty has not yet rotted away, and the army's operational efficiency is still frighteningly high, at least higher than other government offices and the eyes and ears of the major powerful families. A lot came out.

When the furious Bai Changkong, together with several old friends of the great sages, rushed out from the foot of Cuiwei Mountain on horseback, there were already soldiers in civilian clothes at every street corner in the dozens of squares in Haojing city closest to the imperial city. The officers and soldiers beat the gongs and drums, blew the horns and whistles, and shouted loudly at the people who gathered around them.

Oh, a strange thing happened in Haojing City today!

This old man asked, what is this strange thing?

Oh, this matter is really interesting!

You have never seen the great sage Bai Changkong, the deputy chief of the Imperial Academy, but have you heard of him?

What kind of person is that? One of the current signatures of our Dayin Culture and Education. The dignified deputy director of the Imperial Academy. Ouch, a big shot, right? A gentleman, right? With flawless moral character, right?

He is such a great sage, gentleman, and has a flawless character. Tsk tsk, something happened to his granddaughter!

What happened? Hey, isn't that what happened between men and women? What else could happen?

You can think about it for yourself, hehe, a eldest daughter raised in a boudoir is also the granddaughter of Bai Changkong. With such a background, she has a beautiful, uh, eldest daughter, and maybe a little 'playful'!

What can such a eldest daughter do to make her fiancé, who has been engaged since childhood, rather join the palace guards as a little eunuch than marry her?

Let's think about it, think about it carefully.

What kind of shameful thing did Miss Bai do to force her fiancé to kill himself instead of marrying him?

Bai Changkong passed by a street corner on horseback and vomited blood in the street.