Jianghuxing

If there is nothing to do on the road, I will ask the names and surnames of these people. Mr. Tao spoke a lot, saying that he was picking out a few strong young men for me, but only three of them were plucked out of his vast number of relatives and friends.

These people are about the same height, about the same as me and Hao Meng, which means that the five of us are not very tall dwarfs. There is no way, these years are in chaos, and since I was a child, I foresaw that the economic conditions would be bad when I grew up, so I grew up to be particularly self-aware.

Hao Meng introduced, "This one with a particularly big head is called Wang Shihao, this thief with eyebrows and rat eyes is called Fan Jianghui, and this one is particularly ugly, called Wu Yanji." "

After listening to his introduction, I couldn't let go for a long time.

Since I was a child, I have listened to the old people talk about some Spring and Autumn disputes, Qin Wang Bachu or something, which hero is not standing up to the sky and looking great, and now I have become famous in a war and mixed with a general of the peasant rebel army, how can I bring such a few goods under my hands.

I said to Wang Shihao, "Your head is really big. Then

I asked how many people had a net worth, one was worse than the other, there were few heroes in history, and I thought that I couldn't find any hegemony in the royal city.

This big-headed Wang Shihao was originally from Yanzhou, and because the back of his head was particularly flat, he was also considered dignified in his hometown. Originally, he was alive and well, but when he met a soldier who was in transit, he didn't look good enough to see him, so he grabbed a strong man and took him to Bingzhou to work as a coolie for a few years.

To be honest, this Wu Yanji is not particularly ugly, he can only say that his skin is not good, plus his eyes are disabled, so it affects his appearance a little. But in fact, it is not a big deal, because his eyes just look as if they are blind, in fact, they are just because they are small.

Fan Jianghui suddenly brightened up when he heard this, and pulled Wu Yanji to recognize his ancestors and return to his ancestors. After a few tables, I realized that they were both fellow villagers in Yuzhou, but Fan Jianghui was abducted to the border of Liangzhou by a fellow fur seller when he was a child, thinking about buying and selling furs while doing some population business by the way. As a result, because he really couldn't sell it, he had to take it all the way, so he stumbled and stumbled to Bingzhou, and after the Yellow Turban Incident, everyone broke up, and Fan Jianghui gave up the secret and joined Mr. Tao's hometown group.

It wasn't these people who fought with me last night, but a few of them who were a little older, and if they really changed these young guys, maybe they couldn't beat them.

Hao Meng said, "Brother Shun, you don't know, Mr. Tao has a bad moral character, he arranges his family all day long, and he has been given an official title within five suits, and he has nearly forty people before and after a small party with us, and there are thirty-six officials alone, and he is the one who does the work." I

said, "You're not a small official."

Wang Shihao said, "General Hao is Mr. Tao's brother-in-law. I

laughed at him, "You are the opposite of Teacher Tao, he is nepotistic, and you don't recognize your six relatives." "

When I entered our village, I met familiar blind dates one after another, some basking in the sun and some drinking the northwest wind, and when they saw that I was wrapped in a headscarf and brought back the living, they ran to the village with yelling.

Fan Jianghui asked, "Brother Shun, there won't be an accident, shouldn't they be asking someone to go?

Wu Yanji refuted him without thinking about the friendship of his fellow countrymen

, "Why are you so timid?" "Why am I so cowardly

?" I asked him, "What kind of plan do you have?"

Fan Jianghui muttered, "Just, wait here first." "

Then go in again?" Fan

Jianghui nodded solemnly.

I waved at them, "Go, go in."

Wu Yanji happily shouted Brother Shun, Brother Shun, and that followed, Wang Shihao couldn't understand his expression because his head was too big, and Hao Meng reprimanded Fan Jianghui with a straight face, "Do we understand the Yellow Turban Army?"

I was pointed at along the way, and when I entered my house, I looked, good guy, even the grass roots in the field were chewed for me, and the house was moved cleanly, if it weren't for Hao Meng in front of me, I would have thought that my family had been robbed by yellow turbans.

It's just that no one thought that I Gao Shun would be so desperate, and if I can't take it away, I'd rather cover it under the tree and rot than keep it at home. So I arranged for Hao Meng to go to another house to find my cart back, and it didn't take long to dig out the grain buried in the backyard, load the cart and was about to leave, but was blocked by several old people at the door of the courtyard wall.

The leader is my relatives in the hospital, and I have to call the third grandfather according to the generation. The third grandfather took the miscellaneous grandfathers to build the Great Wall of flesh and blood with their bodies, blocking us from leaving.

The third grandfather was particularly angry and accused me, "Xiaoshun, I haven't seen my strength for a few days, and I have learned to rob the house after handing over the thief!" "I don't,

this is my own thing." The

third grandfather pointed to the east and west, "Are you worthy of the

ancestors of our old Gao family?" "I said in my heart that there are no big names in our old Gao family's ancestors, aren't they all some villagers who are similar to the third grandfather, what is there to be worthy of."

Another grandfather who couldn't tell how many grandfathers he could name said, "Xiaoshun, you have to eat these grains at home, and we won't care about them." But it's not right for you to give our own things to the thieves to eat. Could it be that you want to watch

your third grandfather, sixth grandfather, seventh grandfather, eighth grandfather, and eighth grandfather starve to death?" I looked back at my empty house that was swept away and didn't even have a table, chair or bench, and heard Hao Meng say that there was an extra coffee table in my third grandfather's house, so I asked, "Third grandfather, don't you have a few sons in your family, why do you stare at my family's rations all day long?" The third grandfather was

furious, "I'm doing this for your good! Your second brother has devoted himself to serving the country, where is there still time to take care of this little thing at home." You are idle all day long, not to mention helping your relatives in the courtyard, but instead digging you out to be a thief!"

"I'm not idle, I'm not working, I don't work in the field when I'm at home."

The third grandfather snorted coldly, "Just that little place, you will be finished when you are done? What about your sixth grandfather's house? What about your seventh grandfather? What about the eighth grandfather?"

I said in my heart that since the accident in my family, these verbose grandfathers have avoided me as if they were hiding from the epidemic, and I haven't seen anyone call me to go to the house to drink a bowl of soup and eat a mouthful of food during the New Year's holidays, but the years are not good, and my own children are gone, and they are staring at me, a lonely and poor person, and expect me to retire and die one by one.

But there are some things that I can't tell these people. Or maybe not at all. In their idle lives, all their efforts were put into the complex relationship between the three gangs and the five permanent uncles, and all the wisdom was used in the national righteousness of the nine clans, seven out of five and six relatives.

Although they are flat-headed grass people, each of them is a winning general who racks his brains and is greedy for cheap. They hold the banner of blood to control the soldiers and horses of the world, and shuttle between family and neighbors like fish in water.

Fan Jianghui and Hao Meng wanted to come forward to talk, but they were refuted by a certain grandfather with a sentence of "you know a fart". Wu Yanji was as quiet as a lump of cow dung, and I pinned my hopes on Wang Shihao, who was as big as a fight, and hoped that his erudite mind could come up with some clever golden sentences to help me break the deadlock, Wang Shihao just followed my hopeful gaze and gradually looked into the distance.

In the end, it was my third grandfather's second brother who rushed to help me when he heard the news.

I asked my second brother, "Didn't you go to the army?" My

second brother said, "Yes, but I didn't go to the county, but I became the general of Dongshiya in Fugu Mountain, not far from our house."

Wang Shihao pulled his gaze back from afar and leaned over and said, "Brother Shun, there are bandits on the other side of the East Stone Cliff, and they are not the same as us."

My second brother said, "Xiaoshun, I heard about this today, and you really don't take care of it." In this way, if you listen to your third grandfather, let's act as if nothing happened today. As

the second brother spoke, a few people rushed behind him to push aside the villagers and stand behind me to support my second brother.

Wang Shihao's voice lowered, "They have a guy......

" I asked Hao Meng, "What do you think of the deputy general?" Hao Meng

trembled, "What can I think."

I asked again, "Where is the chicken?"

After I asked for a long time, no one paid attention to me, Wang Shihao stabbed Wu Yanji, and he reacted.

"Me?"

"Yes, it's you. "

Listen to my brother, let's do what you say!" I

asked, "What about the hawkers?"

Fan Jianghui was reluctant, "Just do it, what else can you do." I

looked at Wang Shihao again, and Wang Shihao still turned his head to the other side.

I said, "Let's do it."

My second brother pulled out the knife and turned the door a little higher, "What did you say?" and then several people behind him also held farm tools and pickaxes.

Wu Yanji quickly took off his shoes at this time, put them down neatly from a distance, and ran back. Fan Jianghui asked, "What's the matter, go out for the funeral early?" Wu

Yanji said, "These shoes are worth a lot of money all over the body, and I don't want to spoil them." I

swept the volume and said to Wu Yanji, "Get them, and pick up the things on your body casually."

Wang Shihao didn't know when he came back with a few pieces of soil, stuffed them into us secretly, and added, "The guy has to take everything with him." So

a few of us fought with my second brother with our bare hands. Although it seems that we are at a loss, and there are big knives and pickaxes on the other side, but after all, they are dressed in a layer of family affection, and they don't dare to really dare to hack their relatives to death in front of their fucking ancestors and ancestors as soon as they come up. So we had the upper hand at the beginning, and when they were really red and wanted to kill us, they all took a few bricks in vain, and the guys in their hands were also taken by us. I want to come again, but I don't dare.

My third grandfather was trembling angrily, and he needed a lot of relatives to cooperate and play the role of support. My second brother couldn't get angry, and scolded me hatefully, saying that Lao Gao's family didn't have me as a bastard at the door. I said okay, don't call me Gao Shun in the future, call me Gundam. Wang Shihao said that this is not still surnamed Gao, I said fuck you.

On the way back, my second brother was not convinced, and followed the point from afar, Fan Jianghui was worried about this and that, and was ridiculed by Wu Yanji for being a chicken intestine and a bird guts. After we handed over the food to Mr. Tao, my second brother and the others gradually turned back. It wasn't until they were far away that I dragged these braggart guys up:

"Let's go, it's time for us to chase them." "