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Chapter 808 Who can go to the toilet at 90 degrees?

A few people ate hungrily, feeling that they had lived in vain for the past few decades. The ingredients may be crudely prepared, but the taste is really indescribable.

The first-class business class carriages were all rich people. They couldn't stand the smell of this ten-mile fragrance, and they all took out the food they had brought. Some of them brought instant noodles that were never produced in the market. When the instant noodles came out, they became popular everywhere. The rich smell of Kangshuaifu braised beef suddenly filled the entire carriage, overpowering the smell of the snacks and snacks they brought.

Zhang Yicheng rubbed his belly with satisfaction: Luckily, Mr. Jing, you are so well prepared, otherwise I would be starving to death when I smell the smell of instant noodles.

Wu Jiang nodded in approval: Thanks to Mr. Jing for bringing the Hulk, otherwise we would be in such a miserable state now. Your previous decision was really wise. Even the bodyguard's male assistant, who has always been transparent, agreed very much, silently gave a thumbs up.

After Jingshu had eaten her fill, Ge You lay on the Hulk: This is called experience. Learn from it, young people, you must always put yourself in an invincible position and be fully prepared. Only when accidents happen can you deal with them calmly. .

Three more Hulks came from the back of the car and crowded into the car, but no one said anything at this moment. Zhang Yicheng even removed the luggage rack that was in the way to make room for the Hulk, and patted the Hulk gently: Please come this way, it's a great place.

Jing Shu shook her head, feeling the feedback from the mud mermaid outside the carriage. It was a bit strange. All the bugs had lost their news, and only the mud mermaid was fine.

Logically speaking, this wilderness should be full of insects, ants and mosquitoes, but it was very quiet outside and there was nothing there.

The front of the overturned locomotive did not derail, but lost track. The entire track disappeared. According to Zhang Yicheng, this train runs every day, so it was fine yesterday, but something happened today.

Jing Shu decided to wait and see what happened, and cultivated hundreds of mud mermaids to guard the surroundings, and sent out a few mud mermaids to explore the road. She even gave up the idea of ​​taking the Hulk on the road alone, and decided to stay and watch first. decide as things go.

I feel there is danger ahead!

The quiet time of the train did not last long, because soon, the problems that had to be faced came.

Boss, there is no toilet in the hard sleeper area. The conductor said he would arrange for someone to come and remove the toilet in our single room.

Zhang Yicheng wiped the sweat from the water cup he had waited in line for half an hour to get a small glass of water. He handed the water to the boss diligently and reluctantly. Seeing that the boss had finished licking it, he licked it. Mouth, he finally understood what Jing Shu meant when he said that he should prepare more things when going out. Something really happened now. It was difficult to even drink water or go to the toilet.

In other words, the train rolled over, and what was on the ground was the wall of the train. The small hole in the squatting toilet became one hanging on the wall.

According to the free fall of liquid, even if you are standing, you have to go over the curved splash guard to urinate diagonally. Oh, it is more difficult, but there is really no way to poop.

Who can go to the toilet at 90 degrees? Stand up and let Jing Shu take a look.

Wu Jiang was stunned for a moment: Then let them dismantle it. The problem is how can we use the toilet after it is dismantled?

Ah, how about I queue up for you in front of the toilet that has not been repaired? After all, there are already many people queuing up at the beginning.

Jingshu waved her hand: Oh, I'll give this mobile toilet to a few of you. I'll give it to you. I also have a new one.

With that said, Jingshu snapped her fingers and asked the Hulk in the corner to take out the first-generation foldable non-freezing butt brand toilet clothes that Master Jing made for her three years ago. Later, Master Jing made her a more perfect folding toilet with a wool felt princess dress, but this first generation was gathering dust.

Jingshu opened the toilet jacket that looked like a raincoat and demonstrated it for herself. Below it was a fixed bracket like a big skirt. It looked like a cape skirt, but when she sat on a stool, there was a big hole in the middle of the stool. There is a folding bucket under the hole, which allows you to open the squatting pit so that you can't see what is going on inside.

Big boss, you actually take the toilet with you when you go out. What else don't you take with you? You take the mobile fortress with you, right? Zhang Yicheng knelt down at this moment, really convinced.

Wu Jiang really wanted to slap himself at this moment. Before, he almost refused to let Boss Jing take the Hulk. Look at him, is this a human thing? Fortunately, Boss Jing brought them all along. Otherwise, what would he do?

It's not a big deal, I go out a lot, so I have experience. Jingshu drank milk tea and blew it beautifully with a palm-sized fan. Seeing Zhang Yicheng swallowing saliva, Jingshu poured another large cup of milk tea. Drink up, kid, you're greedy.

Zhang Yicheng finished the drink and was so moved that he couldn't speak. Brother Jing, I will follow you from now on! This time when I go back, I will be transferred to Nanhai to work for you! !

Anyway, eating, drinking, sleeping on the train are always top priorities. The food on the train was quickly exhausted. At least everyone got some mashed potato cakes or mixed vegetable soup, which was clean. There is still some water, but if the rescue doesn't come at night, everyone will be hungry.

But the problem now is that the place is already hot and hot. At this time, all the doors and windows are still closed. You can imagine how stuffy it is in the train.

It's so hot. Open the window. Otherwise, you can open the door.

That's right. It's okay if you can't eat. I only give you a little water every time. I'm thirsty and hot. It's going to kill you!

Someone has opened the doors of other carriages. Let's open them too. Let's get some air. We won't go down.

You're laughing so hard, you still want to get off? This double-decker train has fallen sideways, more than three meters below the ground. Just jump off.

It's better not to open the door. It's so dangerous out there in the wilderness. What if something comes in?

In the single room, Jingshu was having lunch with Wu Jiang and Zhang Yicheng.

I also made some casual lunches, including slices of bacon and bacon, smoked goose, smoked chicken, smoked ham and the like, and steamed them in a pot, as well as some vacuum-packed braised pig heads, braised elbows, braised chicken legs and eggs. Just heat it up and it's done. It's very fast. Jingshu was also very satisfied with the guidance: If you are away from home, don't make it complicated. Just make these simple and quick meals.

Zhang Yicheng chuckled, and Wu Jiang nodded in agreement. Just let Mr. Jing say whatever he said, but in his heart, he thought, do you call such a luxurious lineup simple? So boss, what does your complicated meal look like?

But Jing Shu suddenly wanted to eat leek and egg cartons, so when Zhang Yicheng and Wu Jiang were stunned, he took out a pot of green leeks and cut a big pot. She also heard her mutter: Well, this will take another seven or eight days. Your talent has grown. Finally, he raised his head and said, Oh, don't imitate my lack of principles in doing things, I'm used to doing whatever I want.

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