I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange rules talk

Well, it's not a question of whether she's pretty or not, she's really that kind of... that rare kind...

After carefully recalling Juicer Ji's appearance, Mr. Qi continued.

Her eyes are like mung beans, her nose is like garlic, and her teeth are pointy and cute. Unfortunately, her body is too hazy and I can't see her breasts clearly.

So it looks good? Gangdan interrupted Mr. Qi's memories impatiently.

Mr. Qi nodded and continued.

Not only is this concubine extremely beautiful, but she was also a promiscuous daughter during her lifetime. She was born with a famous weapon. Now after her death, she likes to absorb people's yang energy. She is extremely powerful! Generally, a man with insufficient kidney energy will not need more than three to five rounds. So he surrendered and was defeated.

It's okay, I'm good at this! I'm a Taoist priest! I'm professional in subduing demons and catching ghosts. Brother Jiang Xiao can vouch for me!

Gangdan said and pulled on Jiang Xiao's sleeve.

Brother Jiang Xiao, you know my strength. Don't brag. A year ago, three or five young women wouldn't have been able to get close to me! You know all my maids.

Gang Dan's display of hunger and thirst was naturally what Mr. Qi wanted to see, so he immediately agreed.

Hiss? Dao Brother's kidney yang energy is actually so overbearing and abundant?

Hehehe, that's right. My nickname back then was Little Father Iron Shen. Let me tell you, I work at sunrise and stop at sunset.

Seeing that the two of them seemed to be like-minded, Jiang Xiao gave a dry cough in dissatisfaction.

So, what does Gangdan Taoist priest mean now? Are you planning to get into trouble with Mr. Qi, a beast?

Gang Dan then put away his lustful smile and said seriously.

Brother Jiang Xiao, I have decided! As a cultivator, it is our belief to conquer demons! I want to see if this juicer is worthy of her name!

Jiang Xiao: ?

Jiang Xiao's personal idea is very simple. After killing Mr. Qi, he will kill the entire Qi family.

Finally give them a decent funeral and end it!

His thoughts coincided with Bai Yi's.

That is a female ghost with unknown strength. How can she deal with a cute little weirdo who is not yet ten years old?

Seeing that he couldn't defeat the two of them, Gang Dan had no choice but to sell out again.

Brother Jiang Xiao, we can't back down just because the other party may be stronger than us. It's rumored that what do the dead think of me? What does Master think of me? Not to mention those senior brothers and sisters who have always looked down on me, they must not ride on my face. Taunting me?!

It's been more than half a year. Since I came to Hangzhou City, I, Gangdan, haven't done anything famous, and my shooting record is even worse. The snake monsters I chased were all injured by my master and asked me to pick them up. She had a good record, but I accidentally let her run away, woo woo woo.”

Jiang Xiao and Xiao Bai are unmoved. No matter how pitiful you are, there is no need for them to take this risk.

Brother Jiang Xiao, you know, I lost my mother when I was a child.

stop!

Jiang Xiao, whose face was filled with black lines, interrupted Taoist Gangdan's childhood memoirs.

At this moment, Mr. Qi, who had been silent for a long time, finally spoke again.

Four heroes, actually I have a way to deal with that heinous juicer. After all, she is the culprit, the source of all evil.

Nani? !

This made the juicer in the water tank very angry.

I'm really a loser. I'm just here to help. Why did Mr. Qi's coercive words turn me into the big brother behind the scenes?

The more I think about it, the angrier I get!

Bubbles kept rising in the water tank, and it was estimated that the water in this large tank would be boiled by her anger if she was angry for a while longer.

Mr. Qi finally saw it.

It seemed that the other party was fighting among themselves, but in fact, a key point was revealed.

That was him, Qi Er, who could not escape death no matter what.

As a half-businessman, Qi Er knows that if he wants to survive, he must show his worth.

You are Juicer Ji's bitch, can you help us deal with her?

Not to mention Jiang Xiao, even Xiao Changan didn't believe him.

Brother, I didn't have a choice before, but now I want to be a good person.

Mr. Qi spoke earnestly, deeply reflecting on all his past sins, and wanted to avenge his sins and make meritorious deeds.

I'm afraid you will die no matter what if you behave like an animal.

No, brother, I just thought about it carefully. At most, I am an accomplice who helps the tyrants commit crimes, and it is done voluntarily. The crime is not punishable by death, right?

As he said this, Mr. Qi started to divide the pot with his fingers.

First of all, he is just a pony. Of course, he is indeed responsible for handling Dalian's affairs, but if he doesn't do this, he will die.

So it should be given lightly.

Secondly, he said that he had no knowledge of Song Qijia's death.

At this point, he strongly stated that he was innocent.

He didn't know anything about what the backers and others were doing.

Finally, he admitted that the reason why he helped Jiang Xiao deal with the Juicer Girl was because he had a mentality of meritorious service.

I, a mortal, helped you catch a heinous female ghost. Is it considered a meritorious service?

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If you say so, does this beast really seem to be able to make meritorious deeds for himself?

Seeing that Jiang Xiao was a little moved, Gang Dan shook his big tongue and blew his ears.

Brother Jiang Xiao, no matter whether he is real or not, won't we know after seeing that female ghost at night?

Tsk!

Jiang Xiao frowned. This steel egg really had no brain cells at all, and his IQ was not even as good as Xiaobai's.

No, isn't she just a female ghost? Gangdan, are you like this? What kind of good pork have you never eaten? Is it worth working so hard for?

When Jiang Xiao said this, Gangdan almost burst into tears.

Brother, as the saying goes, the past is the past, and the present is the present. Don't say whether I have eaten good pork before. I have not even touched a woman's hair in Daomen for more than half a year. Brother, if I hold it in again, I will really I’m going to buy two pieces of fat pork!”

Woj

What kind of tiger-wolf talk is this?

Jiang Xiao wanted to say something more, but when he thought that this guy was going to get the fat pork to deal with it, he was a little speechless for a while.

Didn't your master Yan Chixia tell you that women are bone scrapers, you can't touch them.

Yes. Gangdan did not deny this, but he spread his hands and vowed: But Lao Yan didn't say that the banshee and the female ghost are bone scrapers, right?

Jiang Xiao: ?

Juicer Girl: Water-based, specializes in absorbing Yang energy, and is equipped with a famous weapon.

You really didn’t read any of the above words that make men break their waists!

It seemed that Chang An was planning to stay here and fight to the death, so Jiang Xiao had no choice but to focus on Mr. Qi.