I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

It’s weird.

But it seems that no matter what happens now, Xu Jingen will not feel strange, and her mentality will not waver at all.

Unless you live in Bengbu.

This flashlight is on and off, off and on again, completely inconsistent with the principles of physics.

After entering the studio.

Sure enough, a stand-in in Li Changge's costume was showing his face excitedly.

Li Changge looked at it and instantly sank his face.

But still personable.

peerless grace and elegance.

"Director, I'm fighting--"

"Oh! It's a little song! I heard Sister Lu said that you are not on sick leave? When will you come back for the show? Don’t you know that during your absence, that group of editors were so tired that they were clamoring for capital..."

Li Changge opened his mouth.

What did he want to protest just now?

"Ah! That's right! You guys continue to play, leave me alone, remember that the shape of the mouth is very important!"

The director yelled at the stand-in who is trying hard to play the back After a sentence, he pulled Li Changge into a chatter.

Li Changge will be dizzy for a while, and Old Pan kicked Li Changge blankly.

"Yes, director, I want to see those..."

Li Changge then remembered the business.

He is here to find the body of the spirit weapon.

When I thought of this, the back of my neck started to chill again.

I don't know what the mother spirit behind is doing.

It's not always riding on his head, right?

Li Changge is only halfway through.

But the director had already fully understood and had seen everything through.

"Oh! You mean your fans, right? Xiaoge, don't worry! Your manager, Lu Jie, is a sensible person.

She told me that you were sick. Immediately, many fan groups sent you cordial greetings..."

"Oh yes, just now, another fan gift was sent here. After scanning it, it looks like a doll inside. We didn’t open it either. I’m afraid it’s from some fans...hehe...I will bring it for you now."

Stand up and go backstage to get Li Changge's mysterious little gift from fans.

"Gift for passionate fans?"

"Doll?"

So exciting?

How much is the doll?

Is it realistic?

Li Changge was stunned for a while, and was suddenly interrupted like this, and almost forgot to do business again.

However, the director has already gone far and couldn't stop him. Li Changge simply waited patiently.

The kind that is light and light.

Old Pan stared at Li Changge silently.

Did not say much.

Just deep in one's heart, silently labeled Li Changge with a two-character label.

――Perverted?

Because Li Changge's expression is so indifferent, Pan suddenly feels a little unconfident, so there is a question mark.

Of course.

If it is another Pan Zhengyi.

There is no doubt that the question mark will be removed very confidently.

The director went there for fifteen minutes.

"So big? So realistic?"

Li Changge couldn't help but look forward to it.

Just a little bit.

The director is not there, and other people on the set have gradually released themselves.

Anyway, the director also said that you can play by yourself, and you only need to have a good mouth shape.

As for commercial movies, fans pay the bill, so don’t be too real.

Li Changge's stand-in even quietly showed a little side face in the camera, pretending to be careless.

After all, every substitute has a high-level ambition hidden in secret.

A few more minutes have passed.

In Li Changge's extremely expectant eyes, the director walked slowly carrying a seemingly heavy box with no expression on his face.

The expression is a little more dull.

Li Changge put all his thoughts on the very delicate pink gift box wrapped in the director's hands, and did not notice the director's dumb expression.

Old Pan suddenly frowned.

Others also didn't notice the director's actions.

Still ahhhh acting according to the script.

The lighting, special effects, and sound effects are intertwined into a gorgeous stage.

The director came step by step.

Put the box into Li Changge's hands.

Li Changge's hand sank slightly, and then he took the box from the enthusiastic fan.

"Huh?"

Li Changge couldn't help but froze for a moment.

The box seems to be lighter than he thought.

Shaking, there was a slight noise in the box.

This doll seems to be a bit smaller than imagined. The size does not seem right?

Li Changge lifts the head, just want to ask.

Suddenly.

Li Changge only discovered that the director who had just given his fan gift to him twenty seconds ago was gone for a while.

"So shy? I didn't plan to open it here?"

As Li Changge was slightly confused, a warm feeling gradually came from the box.

Suddenly--

The box lights up.

From the tight gap of the package, weird rays of light are faintly revealed.

Special, special, special effects?

Is it so realistic?

Suddenly!

A baseball bat appeared in Lao Pan's hand without warning!

At the moment when the box was glowing and hot, Old Pan directly kicked the box from the bottom up and kicked the box in Li Changge's hand.

"Oh drink--"

When he moved his feet, Old Pan had already put his hands in the shot posture.

As for the ball--

It has been kicked by Old Pan.

This is the ball!

Boom!

Lao Pan's stick was almost rubbed against the tip of Li Changge's nose.

Li Changge didn't realize what was going on. He suddenly felt a burning pain from the tip of his nose.

Under the stick of Lao Pan, the box flew towards in midair like a cannonball!

"Old Pan, you--"

Li Changge turned his head. After Lao Pan made a full run, he quietly put away "Halle's good friend."

Then.

bang!!

There was a violent explosion from the box in midair.

The heat wave rolled in from the air, and at the moment of the explosion, everyone was scared to the ground.

Li Changge was stunned, but still standing with his back erect, standing in place, still heated by the heat wave and the wind blowing on his face, Li Changge remained motionless.

It's just--

My hairstyle is messed up.

All blown to one side.

The surrounding area is very hot.

On the contrary, Li Changge felt that his back sou sou was cold.

……

……

When Yi Lin hurried to the scene.

The dedicated police have cordoned off the scene.

Yi Lin did not reveal his identity and was directly blocked from the cordon.

"It exploded again?"

Yi Lin was not angry, nor did he directly reveal the identity of the special group.

On the contrary, he squinted his eyes, observing the smoke rising from the building.

He is not very familiar with the terrain of the studio.

Therefore, it is impossible to analyze any useful information from the position where the thick smoke floats.

But at least Li Changge can still squeak, he should not die for the time being.

Right now.

Oralle sent a contact.

"Then fatty is ready, how is your side?"

"It's nothing, the studio was bombed."

"en? "

"Don't worry about it for the time being, I will find a way to go in and have a look."

Yi Lin interrupted the communication.

Taking advantage of no one's attention, Yi Lin directly opened Like a Shadow Following the Body.

Walked in swaggeringly.

In the film and television city, chaos has long turned into a pot of porridge.

The police are recording simple confessions for everyone in the studio, asking others about the incident.

Well, the accident.

Yi Lin quickly found Li Changge.

I saw Li Changge and Lao Pan quietly standing aside after finishing the recording.

Li Changge's face is calm, see Yi Lin coming, slightly smiled, facing Yi Lin nodded.

But at the same time in Yi Lin's chat window, Li Changge's profile picture has already vibrated wildly.

"Boss! Help!"

"I almost got cold!"

"Death is like the wind, always with me Ahhh !"

"It's over Ahhhh!"

"It's going to die, it's going to die!"

Yi Lin was expressionless.

Straightforwardly, he condensed a slap of "music motivation" and slapped it on Li Changge's face.

Pop.

――Left face.

"Who beats me?"

Li Changge frowned.

Pop.

――The right face.

Yi Lin's chat window finally calmed down.

Very comfortable.

When Yi Lin walked in front of Li Changge, Li Changge was still covering his face, feeling dazed inside, but calm on the surface.

Li Changge whispered his voice whispered: "Boss, I seem to have encountered a strange thing again, it seems that someone hit me in the face just now!"

"en." Yi Lin's expression is calm nodded: "Maybe it is the one behind you, who thinks you are too slow."

"!"

Li Changge was surprised.

Yi Lin's power of thinking today is far less powerful than that of The earth shook and the mountain quivered in Ghost Wushan, but it seems to be just right when used to slap your face quietly.

"Let's talk."

There are many workers in the studio, and the appearance of Yi Lin did not attract too many people's attention.

It's a matter of life, Li Changge didn't dare to talk nonsense, and said the whole matter without omission and in detail.

"Bomb?"

Yi Lin glanced at Old Pan by the way: "Have you washed your hands?"

"?"

Old Pan slowly played a question mark.

So Yi Lin took a few steps away from Pan, and continued to ask: "The bomb was given to you by your director, so...what about the director?"

hearing this.

Li Changge suddenly reacted.

That's right!

The director!

He always thought it was a certain apostle who pretended to be a fan, and sent the bomb as a gift, but he forgot a very important thing!

That bomb was stuffed into Li Changge's hands by the director himself!

But it’s not right.

This director, Li Changge has known each other for a long time.

Soon after Li Changge debuted, he began to have a lot of cooperation with this senior director.

"How come? Impossible!"

Li Changge almost immediately raised his objection.

"I just asked you, where is the director?"

Yi Lin did not answer Li Changge's question.

Li Changge took a deep breath and quickly calmed himself down.

In case of an emotional breakdown, special effects are very likely to pop up.

Li Changge pointed the direction of the backstage.

Non-staff were originally forbidden to enter there.

But after such a thing, no one is concerned about the small problem of whether the idlers can enter.

Yi Lin directly opened Like a Shadow Following the Body, avoiding everyone's sight and entering the backstage of the set.

After the explosion, the backstage here was already empty.

The police who searched are currently also focusing on investigating the explosion site and extracting confessions from the first witnesses, but they have not searched the backstage for the time being.

Yi Lin didn't waste any time. He walked while releasing his perception.

"Xiaobai, go!"

Bai Xiaoyi: "..."

He even expanded his horizons.

"en?"

Twenty seconds later.

Yi Lin's expression changed slightly.

He put away Bai Xiaoyi.

Speed ​​up the pace and go straight to the toilet in the rest room.

In the toilet.

A middle-aged man, who didn’t have time to put his pants on, sat on the smart toilet with staring eyes, his complexion was blue, his eyes filled with bloodshot eyes, he leaned against the wall, long ago No breath.

The high-end smart toilet is still playing music.

"I'm standing in front of you~ You see, I have several points of like before~"

"But it ends here."

Kudo Shinji Looking at the black pillar covered with talisman in the center of the air-raid shelter, he whispered in the communication channel to remind: "If I guessed correctly, the main mission box is there!"

"Sure enough, the truth There is only one!"