I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

  Chapter 536 It hurts me The perspective of the spirit is different.

Yi Lin has already tasted the sweetness of switching perspectives to find clues in many trials.

At present, Yi Lin has got a lot of clues.

This trial of the world is indeed a bit weird.

Suddenly behind Li Changge burst out a special effect of blooming chrysanthemum flowers.

unfathomable mystery.

Li Changge paused for a while, and continued: "I was the first reaction at the time. I might have encountered the paparazzi, so I didn't pay attention to it. Anyway, I have experience in this matter. So I rely on it for many years. Experience, hiding...but you don’t know. The feeling that the line of sight gives me is getting closer, closer, closer, closer and closer, suddenly--!!!"

Li Changge loudly shouted.

Pan Xiaozheng jumped directly on the sofa, his face expressionless, and he stood straight, knowing when a metal baseball bat appeared in his hand.

"Say things, just say things, can you stop being as emotional as you read lines?"

Yi Lin twitched the corner of his eyes slightly, resisting the urge to fist. Then he opened two positions with Pan Xiaozheng without a trace.

To be precise, it was a two-position with "Harley Quinn's good friend".

Pan Xiaozheng realized that he had overreacted, and silently put away the metal baseball bat, and then sat down again.

But obviously, after Li Changge's frightened and flustered narrative, Pan Xiaozheng's eyes became more interesting.

It seems Interesting.

Li Changge continued: "Suddenly, I turned my head...there was no one behind."

Yi Lin nodded.

Common routines for thriller stories.

There is no surprise at all.

If there is something behind you, Li Changge would be gone.

Still need to ask for help here? Li Changge Seeing Lao Pan and Yi Lin, their expressions did not make any waves.

Can’t help being a little disappointed.

He didn't know that, in fact, Yi Lin and Lao Pan were a little disappointed in the ending of this ghost story.

Li Changge didn't dare to continue with pneumonia, and continued to tell the story of his supernatural.

"Although there was no one behind when I turned my head, I can be sure that that line of sight has never disappeared."

Yi Lin narrowed his eyes slightly.

Look behind Li Changge.

Li Changge was talking, noticing the look in Yi Lin's eyes, and turned his head back in fright.

Behind--

No one is there.

"Fuck, don't scare me."

"Hehe."

Yi Lin smiled and shook his head without explaining.

"Then I will go home."

Li Changge swallowed with difficulty: "My bedroom is on the second floor. Sister Lu also lives here, but she lives The first floor..."

When he heard it, Old Pan suddenly became interested: "Oh Y?"

――The tone is the third tone.

"Cough cough, don't get me wrong... Forget it, it doesn't matter." As a star, Li Changge seems to have been used to gossip and didn't intend to explain, so he continued to tell supernatural stories.

"I used to sleep alone that night. You know, Li Changge is very clean and self-conscious."

Yi Lin and Lao Pan were nodded at the same time.

means that you believe it.

"But the point is here--"

Li Changge suddenly showed a frightened expression: "I urinated in the middle of the night and wanted to get up. It feels like there is a person pressed against my quilt. Above, I can't move, I can't move at all!"

Tzzzzzzz ――

Suddenly.

The ceiling lights suddenly dimmed.

Suddenly bright and extinguished.

In the villa, the air conditioner is obviously not turned on, but the temperature seems to drop a few degrees abruptly.

A strange sound rang in everyone's ears at the same time.

It’s like somewhere in this empty villa, there is a person with that long nail, there is one, no one, left, right, down, up, repeatedly Scratching the glass, the sound was extremely enchanting and harsh.

When the harsh sound of scraping glass sounded, all around was filled with a gloomy atmosphere, as if there was a kind of sad music, invisibly lingering in every corner of the villa.

That song is like a poignant ghost, singing in the ear......

ahhhh......

slap--

Suddenly.

Yi Lin slapped the table with a slap.

His face was expressionless.

This sudden snap made Li Changge shivered all over his body and almost urinated.

Pan Zhengyi took out his "good friend" blankly again.

"Turn off your...special effects."

Yi Lin just came back from a trip in Gotham City, and almost burst into a damn translation from his mouth.

"Uh... sorry, habit, hehe, habit, emotions come just like that."

Li Changge readjusted his emotions.

all around The weird "special effects" disappeared one after another.

The lighting is as usual.

The atmosphere is back to normal again.

"Ghost press?"

Yi Lin lowered his head and thought.

This seems to be a common stalk in the previous classical horror and mysterious suspense novels.

But looking at Li Changge's attitude, it doesn't seem to be a joke.

"Have you seen the so-called'ghost'?"

Li Changge was crying: "I'm afraid if I can't see it! If I can see it, wouldn't I be myself Kill? I, Li Changge, how can I say it, I am also a man who has experienced the Great Wushan Battle!" "September 7..." Yi Lin's expression was calm: "On that night?"

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"No."

Li Changge hugged his head in pain, his expression has several points of pale: "It's every night! Almost a week has passed so far! Wake up every night in the middle of the night Come, I really feel as if someone is pressing on my quilt! And, I can’t move at all!"

"And, not only in the villa, even if I live in a hotel, or sleep in a studio, as long as As soon as I go to sleep, that feeling wants to come to come! Unless...I don’t sleep."

Pan Xiaozheng twitched his lips, a little boring: "Then it won’t be solved if I don’t sleep."

Li Changge was angry: "I am not you! People will die if they don't sleep! They will die, they will definitely die!"

"Oh--"

Pan Xiaozheng dragged a long ending, seeming to have a sudden realization.

Yi Lin continued to ask: "Do you think it is a male ghost or a female ghost?"

Li Changge lowered his head and thought for a moment, a little uncertain: "I feel like a female ghost... Huh? Wait! It's a ghost and a ghost, this is not the point at all, okay!"

Yi Lin hehe smiled: "Apart from being pressed, do you have any other discomforts?"

Li Changge hearing this startled: "It seems...no."

"Have symptoms of frequent urination, urgency, and poor urination?"

"It seems...no?"

"Can the apostle panel have a negative state?"

Li Changge carefully opened the apostle panel and took a look, then shook his head: "No."

"Be Will HP drop when I press it?"

Li Changge shook his head again.

"You said you feel like a female ghost, right?"

Li Changge was slightly startled, but still nodded and agreed.

Asked a round.

Yi Lin concluded: "This is not over. There are no negative effects, and it makes you feel like a female ghost. What are you dissatisfied with? Anyway, you are not at a loss. "

Li Changge hearing this ...... dumbfounded.

It makes sense.

He couldn't refute it for a while.

It doesn’t seem to be a bad thing to hear this? When I think about it this way, I feel relieved inexplicably.

Yi Lin glanced behind Li Changge, slightly smiled.

"Wait, how do I feel that you are cheating me?"

Logically speaking, there seems to be nothing wrong with what Yi Lin said.

But Li Changge always feels something is wrong.

-Weird.

dong dong dong.

Right now.

There was a knock on the door outside.

"Long Song, there is another Master who said he was entrusted by others to solve your...worries."

After Zhang Hanlu knocked on the door, there was another Master. The door said to Li Changge: "This Master didn't make an appointment before coming, but I don't think I can see you, so I should ask for your opinion."

Another Master? Yi Lin has a strange expression.

Old Pan chuckled.

Li Changge's expression changed, his handsome face blushed, and he looked a bit sorry: "Uh, actually, because it can't be solved, I also quietly asked Sister Lu to find an'expert' in this area a while ago. , But those experts tossed around for a while, and they didn’t make a name for themselves. They should be suppressed, they should come..."

Experts?

In this age of advanced technology, there are even experts in this area?

Yi Lin has several points of accident.

No matter in the previous life or this life, he has never had any contact with such people.

This time is a bit curious.

Li Changge originally wanted Zhang Hanlu to throw out the "Master" who volunteered.

After all, if it weren't for "Master" to be disappointed, he wouldn't place his hopes on Yi Lin.

After all, he didn't know a few apostles not long after he first entered the apostle circle.

Thinking about it, in desperation, Yi Lin, who left a deep impression on Li Changge in the ghost mist mountain, became Li Changge's last straw.

Just when Li Changge was about to let Zhang Hanlu out.

Yi Lin slightly smiled: "Let him come in and try it."

―Try not to get pregnant.

Okay.

Li Changge the past few days because of "hit the ghost" at this time feel ill at ease, he also pushed a lot of notices, and paid a lot of liquidated damages. At work...it was very leisurely.

A middle age person in a suit opens the door and enters.

Carrying a suitcase in his hand.

After Zhang Hanlu invited the "Master" in, she couldn't help but glanced inside, seeming a little curious.

But there were so many people, and Zhang Hanlu didn't ask much, so she went out.

Click.

——The door is locked again.

The middle age person in the suit has a goatee, smiling at the corners of his mouth, walking like wind, if you don’t look at the suit, it has several points of divine poise and sagelike features.

"My dear Zhang Dahai, the 98th generation of Dragon Tiger Mountain single pass dísciple, I have seen the long song brother."

Zhang Dahai bowed to Li Changge.

The 98th generation single pass of Dragon Tiger Mountain? The legendary Heavenly Master Zhang lineage? Li Changge glanced at Yi Lin, quite has several points of asking for help.

Yi Lin slightly smiled and didn't say anything.

"You--"

Li Changge straightened his expression. In front of other people, no matter what, he still has to be handsome and demeanor.

How else can you become an international superstar? He was about to say "please sit down".

But didn't expect Zhang Dahai suddenly frowned, and pointed at Li Changge's eyebrows: "Brother Changge, your Yintang is black and there is evil in your eyebrows. It seems that you have provoke something terrible. Something!"

Li Changge: "!"

Yi Lin: "..."

Old Pan silently put away the baseball bat, Look at the lively expression.

"Master, please help me! Money is not a problem!"

When Li Changge heard it, there seemed to be a play.

Zhang Dahai stretched out two two fingers in his mouth, quickly weighed a few times, and then said with a smile: "It doesn't matter whether money is money or not. Long Song Brother, you just look at it and give it."

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"It must be!"

Without saying anything, Zhang Dahai asked Li Changge to take him to the bedroom to "work".

Yi Lin and Lao Pan are ready to keep up.

Zhang Dahai took a look at Yi Lin, frowned. UU reading www. uukanshu.com

Li Changge is also a person who has been in the society, and he didn't use the rhetoric that fooled Zhang Hanlu.

Otherwise, if the three words "Yi Master" are spoken out, it is very likely that Zhang Dahai hair stands up in anger, and a sentence: "trifling children dare to display one's slight skill in front of my Zhang Dahai before an expert!"

Next, omit the 10,000-character "pa pa pa" face-slapped dog-blood plot.

――Li Changge is not that stupid yet.

After fooling Zhang Dahai with the reason of "friends", Zhang Dahai took a close look at Yi Lin and Lao Pan.

Yi Lin slightly smiled, showing a smile that is harmless to humans and animals, Zhang Dahai's slightly frowned brows can be regarded as stretched out.

"Well, it's okay. Don't mess around with you two later, don't do anything bad."

"Ha...Ha...Ha..."

Himura breathes,

Suddenly, he smiled so happily, so happily, so happily: "It hurts so much..."

"... …"

(End of this chapter)