I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

  Chapter 522 Choose from the heart Fuck .

Yi Lin was immediately numbed by the difficulty and keywords corresponding to the five doors.

Ah this.

It might as well be random!

Yi Lin didn't know whether to cry or laugh.

How to choose this!

Not only Yi Lin, but four people and one dog in the same group as him, their faces changed at the same time.

Of the five door doors corresponding to the difficulty, only one is "normal difficulty"? The lowest other is the nightmare difficulty?

Even Yongye was brushed out?

Outrageous! Xu Jingen looked towards her president with a weird look.

In the Alliance Horde battlefield, she has already noticed.

At that time, when Wang Tongbeard used his big move, it was obviously a thunder that landed randomly, and almost 90% of them gathered on top of Yi Lin's head.

At that time, Xu Jingjing mistakenly believed that it was a certain ability or skill of Yi Lin that actively attracted all the firepower, sacrificed himself, and illuminated his teammates, thereby reducing the pressure on his teammates.

So it seems... Is it simply unlucky?

Wrong.

It should not be so unlucky.

Perhaps it was an accident? Xu Jingjing swallowed hard, and made a loud sound. She dared not say what she thought, and quickly put aside the absurd idea.

The dog looked around, his eyes lit up.

“woof! ”

“汪woof! ”

“wang wang wang~ wu~ ”

It stretches out its claws, Pointing hard at Door No. 2 and three times. "Beast Ear Mother" was written on the door.

Wang Heavenly Emperor flicked his tail frantically and almost took off on the spot, looking abandon all restraint.

This...it's a poke of Gouzi XP! Li Changge chuckled softly, tried to make his expression look calmer and wise, and said softly: "Cough cough, I have no other thoughts. Gate number three is also good, it doesn't seem so dangerous. With my charm, it is easy to go through this trial."

Yi Lin remained silent.

After a brief period of silence, he has begun to think.

The choice,

is very important.

Zhi Tianwu stood beside Yi Lin and reminded: "1000."

"Yes, I almost forgot."

As reminded by Zhi Tianwu, Yi Lin said nothing. Say, drop points on the door.

[Five doors, a total of 5000 death points are consumed, are you sure to add keywords? ]

[YES/NO? 】

"...?"

Is the 1,000 points spent per door? Yi Lin was helpless, but still chose "YES".

The DP that should be spent still has to be spent.

After Yi Lin chose to confirm, new keywords appeared in the five doors.

Gate No. 1: [Difficulty: Normal] [Keyword: Steel] [Keyword: Bionic Man]

Gate No. 2: [Difficulty: Nightmare] [Keyword: Beast Ear Mother] [Keyword: No Survival]

Gate Three: [Difficulty: Nightmare][Keyword: Harem][Keyword: Asura Field]

Gate Four : [Difficulty: Nightmare] [Keywords: Storm Island] [Keywords: Bloody Escape]

Gate 5: [Difficulty: Eternal Night] [Keywords: Campus Violence] [Keywords: No Names]

……

After the new keywords are brushed out.

The enthusiastic dog who wanted to choose the second door, and Li Changge, who tentatively wanted to choose the third door, fell silent for a moment.

Fuck! This keyword is too bad!

Why is "Beast Ear Mother" related to "No Survival"?

Why does "Harem" get involved with "Asura Field"?

Outrageous! The dog went back to Yi Lin's feet in despair, crying as a quiet Old Dog.

"Huh..."

Yi Lin took a long breath.

He began to feel that the team was not good enough to lead.

If he is alone, in addition to the first and fifth doors, the second, third and fourth doors are just nightmare difficulty. With his current strength far surpassing the third rank, he can choose any door. Break in, the problem shouldn't be big. Even he couldn't pass the trial, I believe that in the third rank, no one can pass it.

The third rank is the strongest, not nothing serious.

However, when entering the trial in team mode, he has to consider other people's feelings.

The choice of door door is not only related to whether you can get out of the trial alive, but also closely related to the follow-up strengthening route.

This is the reason Yi Lin first excluded Gate 1.

Whether it is the keywords of "steel" or "bionics", it seems that they have nothing to do with the strengthening route of their squad, it seems to be the route of mechanical evolution. If their squad chooses the first door to enter, it is not difficult, but the ultimate benefit is likely to be of little use.

He is going to put more points on the door to see if there are more keywords.

Yi Lin was stunned by the prompt that appeared in front of him.

[Five doors, consuming a total of 50,000 death points, are you sure to add keywords? ]

I’ll go...

The third keyword is ten times more than the second keyword? It's too ridiculous! Is this really a version of krypton gold?

Yi Lin is lost in thought.

When other people saw Yi Lin's dignified expression, they didn't dare to disturb them, and gave enough cards to the chairman.

"Choose?"

Yi Lin's heart moved.

Next moment, a card is crushed and an old compass appears in Yi Lin's hands.

――【From the heart of the compass】.

Yi Lin closes his eyes.

The pointer on the compass jittered wildly.

After a while, the trembling pointer pointed to door number five, motionless.

"I will choose number five."

Yi Lin decided without saying anything.

"Fuck?"

The teammates were suddenly shocked.

Why did you choose the most difficult one!

Eternal Night Difficulty!

In the team, Xu Jingen has never even experienced a copy of "Eternal Night Difficulty".

So that when Yi Lin said his decision, Xu Jing'an instantly changed his complexion. The delicate facial features were blackish pink and shiny black.

Gouzi felt that the compass in Yi Lin's hand seemed familiar, as if he had seen it in someone's hands.

Yi Lin knew that choosing the most difficult Eternal Night trial among the five doors would surely attract criticism.

So he simply showed the [compass from the heart] attribute.

……

[Compass from the heart]

[Grade] Epic

[Limits] Everyone is in every trial Can only be used 2 times.

[Effect] The compass direction, the desire of the heart.

[Explanation] This magical compass has the power to perceive people’s hearts. You can use it to guide anything you desire. No matter how hard your desire is, it can guide you, unless you can’t find it. arrive. PS: Everything from the heart. Current remaining usage times: 1/2, refresh the usage times after re-entering the inner world.

……

"Epic Grade props!"

Ning You and Xiao Chuer from the other team also moved forward.

Once again, I was shocked by the horror of Yi Lin.

The 100 items in the guild’s warehouse have refreshed the upper limit of their imagination. didn't expect, Yi Lin just took out one, it is Epic Grade props, too terrifying!

Really deserve to be the president of the world's first guild! "so that's how it is." Li Changge nodded, suddenly understood why Yi Lin made such a terrifying choice. After a moment of contemplation, he was a little puzzled: "From the heart...what do you think Does the compass point to Gate 5?"

"Of course it is to maximize the revenue!"

Yi Lin as it should be by rights answered.

Zhi Tianwu follows Yi Lin wholeheartedly, and has no opinion.

Gouzi missed "Beast Ear Niang", and his expression has several points of loss. But it is a real dog, knowing that it is safe to follow the strongest Yi Lin, not to mention biting Yi Lin's trouser legs and flinging his tail into the shape of a propeller.

Xu Jingen gritted his teeth, thinking that the greater the risk, the greater the benefit. Although she has not experienced the severe beating of the Eternal Night Level Trial, since she is on the thief ship, she can only choose to believe that Yi Lin's strength can carry the audience.

Li Changge hehe smiled, seemingly calmest.

After making a choice from the heart with the help of the power of the compass, Yi Lin threw the [compass from the heart] to Su Xiaosu.

The other team also experienced similar entanglements with Yi Lin.

Su Xiaosu gripped the compass tightly and pointed to a place in the void.

Their door, only they can see.

"I'm fine."

In just a few minutes, Su Xiaosu was fine and lost the compass.

"You chose..."

This is not gossip. As the guild president, he is of course curious about what type of keywords and the difficulty of the trial that Su Xiaosu and his team chose. .

"hehe..." Li Erpang winked his eyebrows, hehe smiled straightly: "Nightmare is difficult, the key words are: bridal festoons, common village celebrations. It shouldn't be difficult!"

The other team’s key word immediately made the dog and Li Changge's scalp numb.

This is a normal keyword!

Look at here, what are they all!

The bridal festoons and the celebration of the village together, you can see that it is a relatively low martial arts trial world! The biggest is just a village, I'm afraid of a fart!

"Then, see you afterwards. I wish you all the best."

Yi Lin smiled and said goodbye to the other team.

Su Xiaosu's entire group nodded, disappeared in front of Yi Lin in a blink of an eye.

"Let's go."

Under the chain link, the five people live together. Yi Lin stretched out his hand to open the door of No. 5, the door was open, and the dark rays of light completely submerged the four people and one dog.

【Eternal Night Difficulty】.

【School Violence】.

[Unnamed status].

Four people and one dog are suspended in the sky.

The white waiting space, the scenery remains the same.

Yi Lin, Zhi Tianwu, and Li Changge look as usual.

The dog shook his head, revealing a touch of sadness.

Xu Jingjing was a little nervous, watching Yi Lin and Zhi Tianwu facing the Yongye-level difficulty trial, both can be so calm, secretly admired.

In different moods, the five people have already swiped out the task reminder.

……

[Welcome to this mediocre city. 】

[In this city, there is a famous high school known to everyone and known to everyone. ]

[There is a lake in the school. 】

[This school, because of an accident last month, caused many teachers to leave this famous high school. ]

[You, will become an insignificant teacher in the school, in this obscure post, you will dedicate everything. 】

【You will work hard, spring wind transform to rain, follow good temptations, neglect sleep and forget about food, striving to the utmost, after death, and strive to train students to become useful. ]

[Please note: Be cautious in your words and deeds. ]

[Please note: Be cautious in your words and deeds. ]

[Please note: Be cautious in your words and deeds. 】

School?

Teacher?

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Their same experience makes them have a bad impression of "school".

Even the terrifying figure of Queen Yanluo appeared in her mind.

I used to be a student in Netherworld River Junior High School, did you switch to a teacher this time?

aside.

Li Changge muttered to himself, with a bad premonition in his heart: "How do I feel that those idioms that praise teachers are placed in such a scene, and they don’t sound right. ......"

"Be confident and remove the'likeness'."

Yi Lin laughed helplessly. It's not the first time that Ta likes to play this weird word game. . Yi Lin has already used this prompt three times in his head as quickly as possible, in order to prevent any obvious pits from being missed.

The streamer of all around gradually fades.

Four people and one dog,coming.

(End of this chapter)