I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

Gudong.

The old man watched eagerly as Yi Lin took a sip of wild vegetable soup, but he swallowed hard.

"Hehe...this brother is very calm."

See Yi Lin break the silence, the handsome man who also wore a black "killing" robe, indifferently smiled: "Everyone gathers on this mission...In this village, it is also destined. Why not introduce myself to each other? My name is Li Changge. I think you should be familiar with this name."

There is a long katana next to the girl with black hair.

She did not lift her head, there was no expression on her face, she just spit out three words coldly: "Zhi Tianwu."

Yi Lin slowly put the wild vegetable soup in the bowl. After drinking, he smiled and spooned a bowl.

"Yi Lin, is a...ghost hunter."

The following sentence is entirely a line substituted into the plot.

Yi Lin is actually reminding the other two people by the way that there are "outsiders" staring at them and don't talk nonsense.

After all, Li Changge almost missed it.

Gudong.

The Old Guy swallowed again.

Staring at Yi Lin's bowl.

"wait a minute"

Li Changge suddenly pointed to his face in surprise, feeling incredible: "You guys don't even know me?"

Zhi Tianwu didn't say a word.

It seems that other people in the house are treated as air.

She just lowered her head and lightly rubbed the scabbard with her slender fingertips.

Yi Lin expressed doubts about Li Changge's words.

Where is this spring onion?

Is it famous?

Li Changge ……Li Changge ……?

Yi Lin searches for this name in his memory.

Even if Yi Lin doesn't understand the ruthless characters in the apostle circle in the future, he should be familiar.

"Oh..."

Li Changge looked at Yi Lin expectantly.

"I don't know."

Yi Lin shrugs, and soon eats another bowl of wild vegetable soup.

Then, each minding their own business spooned a large bowl.

Li Changge was dumbfounded.

Where did the country bumpkin come from?

Don't even know the international superstar Li Changge?

Moreover, his charm value is breakthrough. The sky is high. This kid doesn't get in, but how can this long-haired chick ignore him?

For the first time, Li Changge had doubts about his appearance and charm.

At this time, the old man reluctantly looked away from the bowl in Yi Lin's hand, licked his dry lips, wrinkled on his face, and said with a smile kindly: "Master ghost hunters When I came to our village, the old man would be very grateful. I don’t know when the ghost hunters will leave... Go to kill the ghost in the ghost mist mountain?"

straight to the point.

Old Guy doesn’t look stupid. Through observation, he can see that although Yi Lin and the three are ghost hunters, they don’t seem to know each other at all, so there is no nonsense, and they directly stated their purpose. .

Li Changge slightly smiled, personable: "The village chief, as a ghost hunter, it is our duty to kill ghosts, but I don’t know...Is there any reward?"

"Reward?"

The village chief was taken aback.

Li Changge changed his way of saying: "That is the reward. You should also know that ghosts are extremely dangerous, hunting ghosts, nine deaths and still alive. We venture into Ghost Mist Mountain, Although I came here to kill the ghosts, since you are taking the big risk of this day, your village... can't let me go back empty-handed, right?"

"This..."

The old village chief showed an awkward look.

When Li Changge saw it, he seemed to have a play, and said in a persuasive way: "This village looks like an outstanding place, verdant hills and limpid water, and it seems that there have been many years, and some treasures uploaded by the ancestors should be indispensable. Kind of?"

"This..."

The old man's expression is even more embarrassing.

"Even if there is no treasure,

are there any cheats or secrets left by experts, so that we can increase the success rate of killing evil spirits?"

"Village Chief, if you think about it, our ghost hunters become stronger, so that we can kill more ghosts for you Ghost Wushan. Our ultimate goal is..."

Li Changge's eyes were clear, and he stood up suddenly, his face full of righteousness, and pointed to the distance: "Our goal is to expel ghosts from this mountain... and leave none of them!!"

Deng Deng Deng~~~aaahhhh~~ Oh oh~~~Ahhh ~~~~

In an instant, Yi Lin and Zhi Tianwu heard exciting music at the same time.

It seems to be in harmony with Li Changge's awe-inspiring expression and lines, directly raising Li Changge's aura by a level.

Wait, what happened to this sudden BGM...

It turned out to be a classic classical battle divine comedy... "Victory"?

"I remember!"

Yi Lin suddenly.

Li Changge was originally full of emotions, and his eyes were full of drama, and he was about to shed two lines of excitement and tears, raising the plot to a climax.

But didn't expect this emotion to be half brewed, and Yi Lin screamed.

Li Changge glanced at Yi Lin.

The corners of the eyes twitch slightly.

Blinked twice.

This series of micro-emoji roughly means: Didn’t you brat see me fooling the NPC? Sit quietly and stop interrupting.

Yi Lin hehe smiled, then fell silent.

Another bowl of wild vegetable soup.

To be honest, it tastes good.

Just now, Yi Lin finally remembered Li Changge.

"The Movie King"...... Li Changge.

A "Legendary" character who is full of special effects and comes with BGM.

As the name suggests, Li Changge's skills are very weird, because the charm value is surprisingly high, and he has taken a path that is completely different from the other apostle.

All of his skills are weird, with special effects flying all over the sky, but the actual effect...

It's hard to say.

But when I first saw it, it was very bluffing.

Yi Lin is not familiar with this name, because Li Changge also belongs to the [order] camp in the future, but because of a special skill, Li Changge lives in the third line, and did not appear in the first line of resistance [ calamity] on the battlefield.

Three lines or four lines...Yi Lin can't remember exactly where it is.

In short, there will indeed be such a number one person in the future, who is still alive and well.

When Yi Lin recalled, the old village head was already in tears after being fooled, and he held Li Changge's hand tightly.

Li Changge's expression froze for a moment, and he wanted to withdraw his hand without a trace, but he did not twitch after a few strokes.

The old village chief cried heartbreakingly.

But after the old village head finally calmed down, he hesitated to explain for a long time.

Thousands of words finally merged into two words--

"No."

There is no cultivation technique Divine Item treasure.

Li Changge's face turned black.

The exciting BGM came to an abrupt end.

"Are you kidding me! Nothing asked us to kill Ghost King? Don't you know that ghosts can't be killed?"

"But..." the old village chief Looking at Li Changge, his eyes were full of expectation: "But you are ghost hunters! Legend has it that only ghost hunters can really kill ghosts."

Li Changge's tone was stagnant.

It's hard to refute.

The plot is such a plot, but...

What's more, he himself is inexplicably wearing the vest of a ghost hunter!

"This brother..." Li Changge suddenly looked at Yi Lin with a strange expression: "Are you so hungry?"

Yi Lin puts the vegetable soup in the bowl Drink it all.

Counting this bowl, Yi Lin drank four bowls.

After a full hiccup, Yi Lin smiled and raised three fingers.

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