I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

"There is indeed a problem with this weapon."

Yi Lin put the weapon back in place.

But Xu Zhiyong dare not pick it up.

"Yangmou?"

Xu Jingjing remembered Xu Zhiyong's weirdness just now, his heart was turbulent, and he vaguely figured out the key point.

Yi Lin did not sell Guanzi, and explained: "This is a trial for newcomers. Those who are summoned to this world are ordinary persons without any'ability'. On the battlefield of this world background, A random soldier can tear them by hand. Except for the weapon given by Guldan Yanzu, they have no other way to survive."

Half an hour ago.

Li Changge and the old Pan Xiong went to the Haiting Film and Television City in an arrogant manner.

Step into the studio.

Li Changge has a kind of exhilarating pleasure in an instant.

Of course, this pleasure is not because of returning to the place.

It is because, Li Changge, who has been holding back for a long time, he can finally get rid of his hypocrisy and reveal the most authentic and unparalleled elegance again.

"I'm wronged! My face..."

Li Changge touched his slippery face, his expression blurred, his eyes deep.

"Huh? Xiaoge, aren't you on vacation? Why did you come back?"

As soon as Li Changge entered the set, a middle age person smiled and said to Li Changge.

"Hehe, often go home and have a look, often go home and have a look."

Li Changge slightly smiled, didn't explain too much, just waved his hand, like an emperor on tour attitude.

The middle age person seems to be accustomed to the style of Li Changge, laughed, and didn't say much.

"By the way, the director happened to be there."

"Huh? Am I on vacation? What is the director doing? Overtime?"

Li Changge asked strangely.

"Hey, no, are you filming the scenes without your lens? There are still a few scenes where you haven't seen your face. The director said that he is going to be on the scene and make up your dubbing later. That’s it."

"Right,

and the next few scenes that are going to show you your face, the director is also going to let the double record it for you, and then re-record yours later. The face, just a little bit of synthesis, it’s very simple, it takes only a few minutes! You just have a good rest!"

Li Changge hearing this, immediately became angry, the kind of hair stands up in anger.

咻――

Li Changge's bangs are slightly tilted under the special effects skills, and there is no wind.

"I...? How can this work? It's not good, right? Don't talk about the profile, just my back, do you think there is any substitute for me? Impossible, I don't believe it, this is absolutely impossible! "

The middle age person stared at Li Changge's raised bangs and was taken aback.

Where does the wind come from?

But he didn’t think too much, so he waved his hand and explained: “It’s just a commercial movie, it’s almost all right! What do you do so seriously, Xiaoge? Don’t forget, you are a hot and popular star. There are so many fanboys who show their faces to pay for the movie..."

Before the middle age person finished speaking, Li Changge shook his head and interrupted him.

"No--" Li Changge rarely showed a serious expression: "I am an actor. No, I have to go to the director!"

Li Changge finished. Regardless of the middle age person with a dumb face, energetic and bustling broke into the studio.

Old Pan silently followed Li Changge.

I thought about it for a long time.

Finally, I can summarize Li Changge's behavior concisely: "Pretend to be a criminal."

Li Changge: "..."

After entering the studio.

Sure enough, a stand-in in Li Changge's costume was showing his face excitedly.

Li Changge looked at it and instantly sank his face.

But still personable.

peerless grace and elegance.

"Director, I'm fighting--"

"Oh! It's a little song! I heard Sister Lu said that you are not on sick leave? When will you come back for the show? Don’t you know that during your absence, that group of editors were so tired that they were clamoring for capital..."

Li Changge opened his mouth.

What did he want to protest just now?

"Ah! That's right! You guys continue to play, leave me alone, remember that the shape of the mouth is very important!"

The director yelled at the stand-in who is trying hard to play the back After a sentence, he pulled Li Changge into a chatter.

Li Changge will be dizzy for a while, and Old Pan kicked Li Changge blankly.

"Yes, director, I want to see those..."

Li Changge then remembered the business.

He is here to find the body of the spirit weapon.

When I thought of this, the back of my neck started to chill again.

I don't know what the mother spirit behind is doing.

It's not always riding on his head, right?

Li Changge is only halfway through.

But the director had already fully understood and had seen everything through.

"Oh! You mean your fans, right? Xiaoge, don't worry! Your agent, Lu Jie, is a sensible person. As soon as she tells you that you are sick, she will immediately complain. The little fan group sent you a cordial greeting..."

"Oh right, just now, there was a fan gift sent here. After scanning it, it looks like a doll inside. We didn’t open it either. I’m afraid it’s from some fans...hehe...I will bring it for you now."

Stand up and go backstage to get Li Changge's mysterious little gift from fans.

"Gift for passionate fans?"

"Doll?"

So exciting?

How much is the doll?

Is it realistic?

Li Changge was stunned for a while, and was suddenly interrupted like this, and almost forgot to do business again.

However, the director has already gone far and couldn't stop him. Li Changge simply waited patiently.

The kind that is light and light.

Old Pan stared at Li Changge silently.

Did not say much.

Just deep in one's heart, silently labeled Li Changge with a two-character label.

――Perverted?

Because Li Changge's expression is so indifferent, Pan suddenly feels a little unconfident, so there is a question mark.

Of course.

If it is another Pan Zhengyi.

There is no doubt that the question mark will be removed very confidently.

The director went there for fifteen minutes.

"So big? So realistic?"

Li Changge couldn't help but look forward to it.

Just a little bit.

The director is not there, and other people on the set have gradually released themselves.

Anyway, the director also said that you can play by yourself, and you only need to have a good mouth shape.

As for commercial movies, fans pay the bill, so don’t be too real.

Li Changge's stand-in even quietly showed a little side face in the camera, pretending to be careless.

After all, every substitute has a high-level ambition hidden in secret.

A few more minutes have passed.

In Li Changge's extremely expectant eyes, the director walked slowly carrying a seemingly heavy box with no expression on his face.

The expression is a little more dull.

Li Changge put all his thoughts on the very delicate pink gift box wrapped in the director's hands, and did not notice the director's dumb expression.

Old Pan suddenly frowned.

Others also didn't notice the director's actions.

Still ahhhh acting according to the script.

The lighting, special effects, and sound effects are intertwined into a gorgeous stage.

The director came step by step.

Put the box into Li Changge's hands.

Li Changge's hand sank slightly, and then he took the box from the enthusiastic fan.

"Huh?"

Li Changge couldn't help but froze for a moment.

The box seems to be lighter than he thought.

Shaking, there was a slight noise in the box.

This doll seems to be a bit smaller than imagined. The size does not seem right?

Li Changge lifts the head, just want to ask.

Suddenly.

Li Changge only discovered that the director who had just given his fan gift to him twenty seconds ago was gone for a while.

"So shy? I didn't plan to open it here?"

As Li Changge was slightly confused, a warm feeling gradually came from the box.

Suddenly--

The box lights up.

From the tight gap of the package, weird rays of light are faintly revealed.

Special, special, special effects?

Is it so realistic?

Suddenly!

A baseball bat appeared in Lao Pan's hand without warning!

At the moment when the box was glowing and hot, Old Pan directly kicked the box from the bottom up and kicked the box in Li Changge's hand.

"Oh drink--"

When he moved his feet, Old Pan had already put his hands in the shot posture.

As for the ball--

It has been kicked by Old Pan.

This is the ball!

Boom!

Lao Pan's stick was almost rubbed against the tip of Li Changge's nose.

Li Changge didn't realize what was going on. He suddenly felt a burning pain from the tip of his nose.

Under the stick of Lao Pan, the box flew towards in midair like a cannonball!

"Old Pan, you--"

Li Changge turned his head. After Lao Pan made a full run, he quietly put away "Halle's good friend."

Then.

bang!!

There was a violent explosion from the box in midair.

The heat wave rolled in from the air, and at the moment of the explosion, everyone was scared to the ground.

Li Changge was stunned, but still standing with his back erect, standing in place, still heated by the heat wave and the wind blowing on his face, Li Changge remained motionless.

It's just--

My hairstyle is messed up.

All blown to one side.

The surrounding area is very hot.

On the contrary, Li Changge felt that his back sou sou was cold.

……

……

When Yi Lin hurried to the scene.

The dedicated police have cordoned off the scene.

Yi Lin did not reveal his identity and was directly blocked from the cordon.

"It exploded again?"

Yi Lin was not angry, nor did he directly reveal the identity of the special group.

On the contrary, he squinted his eyes, observing the smoke rising from the building.

He is not very familiar with the terrain of the studio.

Therefore, it is impossible to analyze any useful information from the position where the thick smoke floats.

But at least Li Changge can still squeak, he should not die for the time being.

Right now.

Oralle sent a contact.

"Then fatty is ready, how is your side?"

"It's nothing, the studio was bombed."

"en? "

"Don't worry about it for the time being, I will find a way to go in and have a look."

Yi Lin interrupted the communication.

Taking advantage of no one's attention, Yi Lin directly opened Like a Shadow Following the Body.

Walked in swaggeringly.

In the film and television city, chaos has long turned into a pot of porridge.

The police are recording simple confessions for everyone in the studio, asking others about the incident.

Well, the accident.

Yi Lin quickly found Li Changge.

I saw Li Changge and Lao Pan quietly standing aside after finishing the recording.

Li Changge's face is calm, see Yi Lin coming, slightly smiled, facing Yi Lin nodded.

But at the same time in Yi Lin's chat window, Li Changge's profile picture has already vibrated wildly.

"Boss! Help!"

"I almost got cold!"

"Death is like the wind, always with me Ahhh !"

"It's over Ahhhh!

"Sure enough! "

Yi Lin, who has been secretly observing the apostle changes, his face changed slightly, and he rose into the sky, and came to the front of the newly changed Mengxin, loudly said: "I am about to lose yours. Knife! "

Those "Mengxin" turned their heads.

…exploded.