I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

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Classmate Li Erpang was put on the car by several people.

After a group of professional bodyguards woke him up by pressing Li Erpang's classmates with proficient techniques, Li Erpang cried so loudly at the time.

Yi Lin has already contacted Li and his wife in advance.

If this were not the case, Li Erpang would never have escaped from the Li Family mansion so easily.

The feeling that Li Erpang's father gave to Yi Lin is gentle and elegant, courteous, and very deep in the city. It is by no means a small role.

Li Er is fatter and his mother is even more outrageous, wearing a dignified cheongsam, but her walking posture, Yi Lin can see that this is definitely an ancient martial arts expert, absolutely unambiguous.

When conspiring with Li Family and his wife, Yi Lin sighed again with their attitude towards him.

Before the order collapsed, before the concept of "family" prevailed, the details of this family can actually be inferred from the surface.

The more the family has the background, the less likely it is to do outrageous things such as oppressing the people.

Like the Xiao family in Qingcheng, thinking that with a mysterious organization such as Gospel Church, you can run wild. Even the educated Xiao Yang has a domineering personality. This can be seen in the face of the nouveau riche. .

Li Family where Li Erpang is, but the real emperor Aristocratic Family, the bloodline left by the emperor.

Mayor Li is very kind and kind to Yi Lin.

In short, Little Fatty returned home crying crying, with Su Xiaosu.

Before leaving.

Although all the bodyguards have a sullen face.

But from the slightly twitching corners of the mouth, Yi Lin can infer that they must be very happy.

Hi Da Pu Ben.

Originally, after solving this matter, Mayor Li solemnly invited Yi Lin to the Li Family Mansion, saying that he would like to thank Yi Lin for working hard for the marriage between Su and Li. It seemed that there was a great courtesy. deliver.

But Yi Lin thought about it carefully, he had already received the task reward from Su Xiaosu, besides, he just paid two little items that are painless and itchy.

――【Indescribable Rosemary】.

――【Alice Q Edition Commemorative Badge】.

He didn't feel embarrassed to get another reward, so he politely refused.

Mayor Li expressed his regret.

In addition.

For Yi Lin, money or something is enough. Because soon, the money system collapsed completely, and no amount of money was useful.

On the contrary, it is the "Forbidden Fruit of Wisdom" given by Su Xiaosu. It is really a Top Grade treasure that can't be exchanged for much money.

After bidding farewell to Li Changge, Yi Lin alone returned to the capital.

It's been half a month since I returned from a bath in Netherworld River Junior High School.

In a blink of an eye, the next trial is about to come.

The "trial" about once a month, like the aunt's frequency, seems to come only once for a long time, in fact, this daily routine is very precious.

Yi Lin feels that before he has time to relax, he wants to prepare for the next trial.

But this kind of rhythm, he has long been accustomed to it, there is nothing to say.

No one went to commemorate the tenth anniversary of the arrival of the tower.

After all, this is not a memorable day.

The pain left by that "starfall" on the earth, and even many remote places, still leave traces.

Two more days have passed.

Molly ran over tiredly with two dark circles.

She directly threw an encrypted micro U disk in front of Yi Lin.

"Here, this is the information you want."

"Your list is more than you think, some having same given name and family name, more There are more than a dozen of the same names, and there are a few of them. You can compare them to see who you are looking for."

Molly finished quickly and yawned lazily, looking sleepy. Extremely.

"Are you staying up again?"

"It doesn't matter, there is still a little bit left in the mask you gave. Just wake up and apply it, nothing happened."

Molly subconsciously rubbed the slightly floating lower eyelid.

Mask?

Yi Lin was startled first.

Then came back to his senses.

The "face mask" that Molly said,

is the [special product ghost oil] he brought out from the trial in Guiwu Mountain a few months ago, didn't expect Molly until now It's not used up yet.

It's very durable.

Yi Lin nodded, no more to say.

Molly suddenly remembered something with a weird expression: "Speaking of your'this line', the confidentiality mechanism is very thorough."

"What?"

"It’s the mask. I once took a little bit out and wanted to test the components and molecular structure in it. Didn’t expect, there was nothing in the analytical instrument, just like it had evaporated out of thin air. Knowing that this is a force that cannot be explained by current science, I thought it was a hell."

"Are you actually using it for analysis?"

Yi Lin hearing this , Didn't know whether to cry or laugh.

"che, try it and you won’t get pregnant." Molly quickly brewed herself a cup of hot coffee with a trace of salt, and ended the topic: "By the way, when are you leaving?"

"Tomorrow."

Yi Lin thought for a while, then decided, without entanglement for more than ten seconds.

Now that the list is in hand, he can work out a "travel strategy" tonight, and prepare for the next trial by the way.

"So urgent?"

Molly stared, and stopped talking.

Yi Lin slightly smiled: "It's okay, there are some things that can't be explained to you. In short, this matter will take a little time, Ling Yiyi's treatment, please rely on you, but don't be too reluctant. "

"Dead soul is pale."

Molly suddenly lowered her head and squeezed such a sentence from between her teeth.

"Huh?" Yi Lin looked dumbfounded.

It’s okay to scold me for what?

Convulsions?

Auntie here?

This time...is it advanced?

"Do you think the'osmium-iridium alloy beads' I worked so hard to put into the trash can and I can't find it? Sneaky, hmph hmph hmph, I don’t care if you use it , The money owed to great aunt must be repaid, want to renege on a debt? No way!"

Huh this?

I was found...

I knew I had lost it far.

Yi Lin helplessly nodded: "Before leaving...hey, forget it, I'll talk about it tomorrow."

He looked up.

This great aunt has already left, completely don't give face.

After dinner, Yi Lin filled Wang Heavenly Emperor with dog food, and asked Molly to arrange a legal identity for Wang Heavenly Emperor.

Molly almost stared out when she heard that Yi Lin was about to apply for an ID for a dog.

Her original words at the time were: "Give a dog a human ID? Isn't that ridiculous? Do you really treat the whole world as blind? People and dogs can't tell?"

Wang Heavenly Emperor stood by, coldly smiled.

Although she complained, Molly helped Yi Lin do this for some unknown reason.

On this trip, Yi Lin decided to take Wang Heavenly Emperor with him.

Don’t say anything else, this is a real dog, a thief with a nose, maybe it will come in handy anytime.

As for Lao Pan...it's so nagging, let him fend for himself in the laboratory.

Anyway, with Pan Zhengyi's horrible lucky value, as long as it doesn't run into the outrageous calamity man-made calamity, or the trial of too terrifying, it is estimated that I will live better than Yi Lin.

While envying Lao Pan's super lucky value, Yi Lin comfortably left Lao Pan, who was unable to take care of herself, in place.

No words for a night.

The next day.

Yi Lin wakes up naturally.

I walked out of the hall and found that Molly hadn't gotten up yet.

He came to Ling Yiyi's residence silently and found that Ling Yiyi was wearing headphones and he didn't know what he was listening to.

"Here?"

As soon as Yi Lin approached, Ling Yiyi noticed Yi Lin's heartbeat and smiled and took off the earphones.

This hearing is against the sky.

Yi Lin pondered secretly.

He has clearly turned on [Like a Shadow Following the Body].

But in the face of Ling Yiyi's outrageous hearing, it didn't work at all.

Normal people are basically impossible to have this level of hearing.

However, Yi Lin remained silent. After disabling his skills, he helped Ling Yiyi to go out to enjoy the sun.

"Are you used to it?"

"Well, it's not bad. Although everyone is busy here and there is no orphanage, they are all very good to me."

"That's good."

The two chatted freely.

Like an old friend for many years.

It's like siblings again.

Yi Lin looked at Ling Yiyi's familiar and unfamiliar face.

I remembered the number that represents the life experience of the two.

【01】,【10】.

What does this represent?

If Yi Lin had no parents, where did he come from?

Whenever he thinks about it, he doesn't know how to face Ling Yiyi.

He has "two people's future" and Ling Yiyi has "two people's past". This weird time and space relationship makes Yi Lin a headache.

Suddenly.

Ling Yiyi turned his head and "stared" at Yi Lin.

"I heard that you are going to travel?"

"en." Yi Lin said with a calm tone, smiling, "Molly told you? You really have nothing to say Don’t talk about it. But it’s okay. It’s just walking around, partly personal, partly related to work."

Yi Lin explained ambiguously.

Ling Yiyi does not suspect him: "Go out, pay attention to safety. You, through childhood, personality is more frizzy, Old Dean is not one or two times talking about you."

When did I get frizzy?

Yi Lin was speechless, but still agreed.

After a simple breakfast, Molly also wore Q cute cartoon pajamas and walked out of the room messy hair.

"Morning."

Molly glanced at Yi Lin listlessly, then pushed open the bathroom door barefoot.

Open the door and take a look...

Wang Heavenly Emperor is sitting leisurely on the toilet, holding a tablet in his hand and scrolling through the video.

Molly: "..."

Wang Heavenly Emperor: "Wang?"

"Molly, take your stupid dog away quickly! "

After a tumultuous daily routine.

After washing, Molly finally regained her proper shape.

"What I said yesterday..."

Yi Lin took Molly to the place where he usually retreats.

A hideous-looking motorcycle parked there quietly.

"Acridine? When did you buy it? This car...looks not cheap!"

Yi Lin laughed: "Next, please cover your mouth first, Qian Don’t yell out."

"che, your motorcycle is it possible that it can go to the sky? Wait, your car can go on the road? It looks like it has been modified illegally, right?" Molly waved her hand carelessly, and she quickly noticed that the parts on Dire's body looked something wrong.

This style of painting is really sci-fi.

"Night Dire, Cybertron Mode."

"Yes, my dear master."

ka ka ka ――

next moment, every part of the motorcycle rotates, jumps, and reorganizes. Under the sound of ka ka ka, a black motorcycle slowly stands up and becomes a black mecha with a height of more than two meters. .

Mecha's head, two scarlet lights, suddenly lit up, flashing and flashing, very agile.

Molly, dumbfounded.

What the hell is this?

Deformed Vajra?

Can this kind of finished product be produced in China?

Is it outrageous?

How come I am at the forefront of technology every day, so I don’t know?

Nightmare put on a POSE very pompously, and then bowed in standard gentleman manners.

"This beautiful lady, Dire of the car, it is nice to meet you. Oh, by the way, I am an elegant and lonely gentleman."

Molly: "..."

"Do you have any wine?"

Molly shook her head blankly.

"Oh, that's a pity, this car has a lot of stories."

Yi Lin didn't explain the origin of night dire to Molly.

Can't say after all.

A little thought of "disclosing the secret" comes up in his mind, and he will be tortured by the mark of death to death.

According to the difference of the location of each person's death mark, each apostle has different feelings.

But it’s okay to put Night Dire here.

Yi Lin used a unique way to explain to Molly the reason for keeping this transformable motorcycle here.

Molly got it.

It turned out to be doing research for her.

Molly circled Dire a few times, took out a wrench and knocked a few times on Dire's armor.

Hey, hey--

Nightmare: "..."

"Can I take it apart?"

"This, Not so good, right?"

Yi Lin hesitated for a while, but he was not quite sure.

Nightmare: "...?"

"How to study without dismantling? What is the source of this cargo? The structure of this mecha is completely different from the current level of technology? "

"This is your scope of expertise."

Yi Lin shrugged, expressing his helplessness.

Night Dire: "???"

In fact, after Dire inserts the fire source fragments, there is an extra unfathomable mystery [Cybotan Mode], He was also very puzzled.

"All right."

Molly's eyes flashed with rays of light, and hehe smiled.

This smile, staring at Night Dire, the hair is straight in his heart...Although it has no hair.

But at this moment, based on the "memory" in his brain, he did have this chilly feeling.

"You probably have half a month time."

"After half a month, this guy may suddenly disappear from your eyes. But it doesn't matter, I have time Send it back for you to disassemble...Ah no, I'll study it for you."

"Remember, it must be kept secret."

Yi Lin warned repeatedly.

After half a month, when he enters the inner world again, Nightmare is very likely to disappear from the real world.

Yi Lin reminded Molly in advance that he believes that Molly will also make relevant preparations in advance.

Don't look at Molly being frightened and flustered, and her personality is carefree, but you really have to get serious. Yi Lin has never seen anyone who is more focused and thoughtful than Molly.

He knows the subject he left for Molly, and the progress is very slow.

Yi Lin couldn't predict what he would get if he threw the Night Dire to Molly to study.

But I don’t try hard, and no one knows what the future holds.

Maybe you can create a mecha Legion?

A little meager effort may be able to change that tragic future.

Without Yi Lin, Molly also knows the seriousness of this matter.

She made arrangements quickly.

Even once again, borrowing the energy of Mo Rendi, preparing to recheck the entire laboratory staff.

After arranging most of the preliminary preparations for the "Night Dire Demolition Research Project", Molly took a full hour.

At this time.

Yi Lin also packed up his simple luggage, collected as much as possible into the storage space, and prepared to leave.

One person, one dog, embarking on an unknown journey.

Without a grand farewell ceremony, Yi Lin wore a simple autumn outfit and a small backpack and left Molly's laboratory.

Before leaving.

Ling Yiyi was receiving "treatment" and did not come to see him off.

On the contrary, Molly curled her mouth and watched Yi Lin's back at the door, raising her hand and saying: "Bye."

"en."

Molly seems to be aware of something.

She hesitated for a moment and couldn't help but say: "Don't die."

Yi Lin was speechless: "You don't just set me these ominous ones."

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After finishing speaking, Yi Lin left Molly with a scumbag-like figure, turned and left.

"Dead soul is pale."

Molly gritted her teeth and said such a sentence, which is regarded as farewell.

In the autumn wind.

Wang Heavenly Emperor's snow-white hair fluttering in the wind, he was very unhappy.

Yi Lin's [Doggotong] ordered by Yi Lin soon arrived, but because he was busy rushing to Huating City for the important side task of [Capturing Little Fatty], I have not had time to test this high The quality of technology products.

However, Yi Lin is stuffed into his luggage, so he can take it out for fun when he is bored.

The real appearance of the dog is much higher than that of the pug in the Caribbean.

Wang Heavenly Emperor eagerly followed Yi Lin, which attracted the envy of many people.

Just when Yi Lin went to the entrance of the earth network, didn't expect received a contact from Zhao Yulong.

"Are you going to travel?"

"en."

"Mayor Li said, you seem to have helped him a lot?"

Yi Lin was taken aback for a moment, how did this secret incident reach Zhao Yulong's ears.

Yi Lin didn't care, and didn't explain too much, just complied casually.

"However, he asked me to help tell you something."

Zhao Yulong suddenly hehe smiled.

"?"

"His treasured son and daughter-in-law, I will trouble you to take care of them for a period of time, and you will be paid a lot in the future. Mayor Li said so."

"Fuck?"

Yi Lin suddenly had a bad feeling.

After Zhao Yulong finished speaking, regardless of Yi Lin's reaction, he hung up the communication with a smile.

In half an hour.

When Yi Lin arrived at the entrance of the earth net with a painful feeling, the place was very lively.

Many people whispered to the entrance.

A burly silhouette, like a crane in a flock of chickens, is very conspicuous.

Yi Lin took a closer look.

Sure enough... it was Su Xiaosu.

Su Xiaosu is carrying a huge suitcase behind him.

And Li Erpang was licking fried chicken legs at Su Xiaosu's feet.

Because not long ago when Little Fatty and Su Xiaosu were fighting in the basement of Li Changge villa, Li Erpang brazenly launched a special move to fight Su Xiaosu [Burn it! Fat! ], leading to the complete disappearance of Little Fatty's body fat. At this moment, Li Erpang looks normal.

It's just a little frustrated.

"You... are you going to spend your honeymoon?"

Yi Lin originally wanted to turn around and run immediately. But he knew he couldn't avoid it, so he could only step up helplessly.

Li Erpang has already noticed Yi Lin's approach.

While eating the chicken legs, classmate Li Erpang's expression is gloomy, his face is distorted, he squinted and smiled.

Su Xiaosu's face turned red, he shook his head first, then looked down at Little Fatty, who was temporarily losing weight by his feet, and couldn't help but nod lightly.

"I'm crossing your sister!"

It's okay if Yi Lin doesn't say anything.

In this case, Li Erpang directly fried the hair, and snapped the chicken bones with a bit of steel teeth: "Especially if it's not you, I can use it--"

Li Er's words are not finished yet.

Su Xiaosu slapped Li Erpang's forehead with a slap, gently twisting, skillfully.

"Er Fat, Dad said, be polite when you go out."

Su Xiaosu's palms are huge.

Li Erpang's entire head was held by Su Xiaosu, like a Little Pi ball.

"Hey, yes, yes, I got it. Cough cough cough."

Li Erpang smiled and quickly agreed, and forced the second half of the sentence like a fart Hold back in his stomach.

Why, this is my dad!

Li Erpang is full of internal flow.

Didn't expect It was only a few days before Little Fatty was subdued by Su Xiaosu.

From an invisible angle to Li Erpang, Yi Lin silently gave Su Xiaosu a thumbs-up and gave him a thumbs-up.

Su Xiaosu tacitly said, nodded.

The greeting is over.

Yi Lin quickly bypassed the two of them, and walked away quickly: "Then I won't bother you, don't make your light bulbs, I have something to do, I’m in a hurry, and I’ll leave."

"Want to go?"

Li Erpang wiped his mouth with his sleeve, a swooped to catch up with Yi Lin, hehe sneered, "Are you pretending to be stupid? Or are you pretending to be stupid? Play stupid?"

Yi Lin expressionlessly: "What do you mean?"

"My dad should say hello to you, right?"

See Yi Lin not speaking.

Li Erpang smiled even more and took out a black-covered certificate from the storage space.

This certificate is a proof of the members of the special group.

"From now on, Fatty, as the cute new in the group, Zhao Ge promised to let Fatty I follow you to experience, solve the abnormal events around me, and accumulate experience."

" Is it necessary to make it like this?"

Yi Lin's decision to Li Erpang, didn't know whether to cry or laugh.

There was a time when Li Erpang, who regarded the "special group" as a scourge, chose to become a member of the special group in order to escape marriage in a reasonable and reasonable way. It is really embarrassing.

The reason why Li Erpang and Su Xiaosu left, even if Li Erpang doesn't say anything, Yi Lin can guess one or two.

It's nothing more than--

"I'm still a child, wait a few years to talk about it."

"Men should aim in all directions, and their careers are important."

"My dream is to become a member of the special group. Work is everything to me. Personal marriage major event is not considered for the time being."

The reasons for being misused .

"Take a step to speak."

Without saying anything, Li Erpang winked at Yi Lin, and before Yi Lin agreed, he dragged Yi Lin to the corner and talked about the woman. Unable to listen to topics.

"Lin brother, let us know that people don’t talk secretly. Su brother, I have a lot of fat man, so I don’t care about you."

Yi Lin asked: "What do you care about? Don't you feel comfortable too?"

"Cough cough, this is not the point. The point is, can you understand my feelings about Fat Master?" Li Erpang tried hard to stare. Big eyes, wanting to squeeze a tear from the tiny gap.

Unfortunately, Li Erpang failed.

But it does not matter.

Li Erpang failed to sell miserably, and quickly moved to reason: "Ah, my dream partner, but with a gentle voice, a large body to hold, a little person, and the height should not exceed 1.5 meters. Fifth, with the lovely appearance of an angel, the devilish figure of the devil..."

Yi Lin waved his hand and interrupted Li Erpang's words: "In short, you want to be a scumbag, right? . I’m sorry, I can’t help you. I’ll go ahead and catch the car.”

“Wait. Don’t, don’t go, I understand, I understand, I understand very well.” Li Erpang quickly He took out a small card and pushed it into Yi Lin's hand forcefully: "See if you can help now?"

"No."

Yi Lin shook his head.

Li Erpang gritted his teeth and stuffed another: "Now?"

"No."

Li Erpang was crying, but He still took out another one and whispered: "You are too much, this is the treasure of Lao Tzu Trump card."

It's outrageous.

I'm greedy.

Li Erpang is very helpless.

But he didn't expect, Yi Lin face doesn't change and secretly stuffed three cards back.

Li Er is stunned.

Yi Lin patted Little Fatty's shoulders, shook his head: "Just your size, it's no wonder that Sister Su can easily take you down."

Li Erfaan: "????? "

What the hell?

Three rare-level props cards, this kid is not tempted to say anything, and cast himself a look of contempt?

When Li Erpang looked confused, Yi Lin returned three rare-level item cards, but instead handed a card to Li Erpang mysteriously.

"Congratulations on taking off the order."

I took off your sister!

Li Erpang was furious, but he still skillfully took the card in Yi Lin's hand.

――【Hindu God Oil】.

Looking at the attribute, Li Erpang was taken aback first.

Should I go?

Is this stuff still abundant in the trial?

After seeing the attributes clearly, Li Erpang couldn’t help yelling:

"I’m tall and mighty, it’s not a problem to hit ten or eight, it’s a mess. Anything?"

Su Xiaosu: "?"

Yi Lin looked towards Su Xiaosu not far away, with the same expression, kindly reminded: "Sister Su can have more than ten and eight The weight of it."

Li Er is fat, speechless.

Yi Lin also reminded: "Be prepared for nothing."

Li Erpang thinks Yi Lin's words also make sense. So he quietly put away the [Hindu God Oil].

Ah.

Why is the sky still so dazzling when I squinted clearly?

That's because,

My tears were buried too deeply and it stung my eyes.

Li Erpang burst into tears, poems are in full swing, silently composing a poem to express sorrow.