I join the chat group as the protagonist of the system stream

With a "clang" sound, Li Huowang pulled out his long sword, stabbed it down, and pulled it out. A wound appeared on his palm, where you could see the dense white bones.

"Why are you still in front of me?!"

In an ear room of the Bai Family Courtyard, Li Huowang, who was sitting cross-legged, looked at the pictures in front of him that were "advanced" even in the world of illusion, and he was confused.

"What the hell is this new hallucination!!!"

The severe pain could not wake him up from the current hallucination. On the contrary, those "chat records" with a style from another world were quickly updated in front of his eyes.

And what he thinks and thinks can be converted into corresponding words on this thing.

wrong! wrong! Li Sui was still in his stomach, so there could be no hallucinations! There is no way the hallucination over there can affect you! And if you really see the hallucination again, the scene will definitely change. In addition to an extra interface and a bunch of text in front of you, you are still surrounded by the Bai Family Courtyard in Niuxin Village!

Li Huowang looked around with bloodshot eyes. Was there something wrong with the wine he drank last night? !

Something... something must have affected him. He stared nervously at the void in front of him and slashed at the pictures with his sword, but no matter how hard he slashed, he could not get rid of the words.

He took the heavy torture instrument bag from the side and spread it out in front of him, then directly picked up one of the hook-shaped torture instruments.

"Brother Li! What are you going to do?" Zhuge Yuan held the fan in his hand and looked at him with concern: "Why do you do it so suddenly?"

Hongzhong's face was full of curiosity and he said: "Boss Hongzhong is sick again? This time he doesn't seem to be hallucinating."

"Donor, why bother hurting yourself like this? There are no enemies around." The monk clasped his hands together, trying to stop Li Huowang from hurting himself.

"There is something in front of my eyes!" Li Huowang instantly remembered that he was not alone: ​​"Brother Zhuge, a new hallucination has appeared in front of my eyes! And this hallucination is always in front of my eyes now."

As Li Huowang was talking, he suddenly saw someone @him in the so-called group chat. He laughed angrily. The illusion was quite realistic. It was really like a chat group in that fake world.

"Wait!" Li Huowang reacted instantly.

This is not an illusion. The term "chat group" and the games and home appliances the people in it are talking about are all things that only exist in that false world!

But now, these words not only appeared in front of him, but the other party also talked about things in modern times.

Is it possible?

Could it be that this is...

Li Huowang took a deep breath and shouted outside the room: "Sit! Forget! Dao!"

With a ferocious expression on his face, he directly pointed his long sword across his chest, observing his surroundings vigilantly, ready to materialize the person in his hallucination to help him if something went wrong.

"Beifeng! What's interesting! Get out of here!"

"I'm not kidding you! You'd better get out of here quickly, or I'm going to skin you and have you swap bodies with a pig in the pit today!"

That's right, only Bei Feng, who has the same mentality, could come up with this thing. Fortunately, he gave the other party the cultivation technique. This bastard made a fool of him!

"Boss Hongzhong, where did the north wind come from? There's no one sitting around. Why are you crazy?" Huanhuan Hongzhong asked doubtfully.

Li Huowang didn't believe a word of what he said, and the other party was also sitting in Wangdao. He would definitely be with Bei Feng when encountering interesting things.

"Chat group, right?" Li Huowang snorted coldly.

Li Huowang: "Beifeng! You'd better not let me find you! Otherwise I will chop off your head in the cesspool and turn you into a dolphin that eats shit!"

Li Huowang: "You want to chat, right?! I'll have a good chat with you today!"

Li Huowang: "Get out! When I was playing games in another world, I was from Zu'an District! Come on! Let me see how you want to talk!"

Following his remarks, the chat group became noticeably quiet, and the 'people' in it no longer pretended to be role-playing.

"Haha." Li Huowang laughed coldly as he looked at the chat group that no longer had any new changes, but he waited for a long time and did not see this thing disappear.

very good! Just wait for me!

Following his thoughts, this thing was directly stored to the minimum, but the icon still existed. He felt that a foreign object had been forcibly inserted into his perception.

With a bang, he opened the wooden door of the ear room and began to look for abnormalities in Niuxin Village.

As the Galaxy Bat Man, no, probably as a pioneer, although he was only born less than a year ago, he has seen a lot.

Having just saved Belloberg and returned to the train, she just rested for one night. She said goodbye to the unique Goethe Hotel, the slightly damp room, the cold corridor and the twins in the corridor. She just wanted to have a good time in the hotel. I slept under the quilt on the train and woke up naturally.

Unexpectedly, I was woken up by a series of messages after only nine hours of sleep.

[Black Tower: Come and test the simulated universe! ]

[Black Tower: Come and test the simulated universe! ]

She had no choice but to drag her exhausted body from lack of sleep through the boundary anchor to help the Black Tower test it.

Pam didn't even eat the breakfast she made. She originally wanted to go to the space station staff cafeteria for a meal on the way back. Unexpectedly, when she was thinking about whether to try the skill of using a roundhouse kick to make drinks pop up on the vending machine, this suddenly appeared in front of her eyes. All Heavens Chat Group.

"never mind."

She dismissed the idea, feeling a little more moral.

I originally thought it was a hidden advertisement on a vending machine, but I didn't expect it to be such a powerful thing, a chat group for the heavens.

Looking at the explanations given by other people in the group, she roughly understood what was going on.

"I see, that's it." Xing studied and walked towards the realm anchor.

When she came back to her senses, she was already in her room, and it wasn't until Li Huowang's elegance and easy-goingness that she woke up.

Gululu——

hungry.

She lay on the bed exhausted, looking at the familiar ceiling above her head.

I have no strength and don’t want to move. Although I am very hungry, I don’t want to move and I am too lazy to move.

She vaguely saw a faint purple entity made up of countless stars. It looked familiar. Had she seen it in the simulated universe?

It would be great if there was food in the simulated universe.

Xing: "I also don't believe this is true. In this way, if you send me some special food, I can judge whether it is true or false."

Su Lin: "Open the door."

[Su Lin applies to enter your world. 】

So fast?

【agree. 】

A portal opened on the opposite side, but no one came out.

Just as Xing was lying on the bed wondering, a black iron bucket filled with a bunch of things was thrown over from the portal.

The moment the black iron barrel hit the ground, the portal closed.

Xing, who was originally a little embarrassed, jumped up from the bed like a carp, looking at the black iron bucket on the ground with a little fear and a little desire to explore.

'No way? ’

'No way? ’

She hadn't seen this thing for a long time since being warned by March Qi and Dan Heng, and she didn't even have time to bring some specialties when she left Belloberg.

Gulu.

She swallowed. How did the other person know? Is it possible that, as the other party said, there are comics or literary works related to me in other worlds?

This man understands himself so well! This is a confidant!

Xing got off the bed and hugged the black iron bucket with anticipation. At this moment, the desire to explore replaced appetite.

"Trailblazer, Pam is worried that you haven't had breakfast."

A pink-haired girl opened the door to Xing's room, holding a white dinner plate with a few slices of bacon and fried eggs on it, while a man with a slightly cold face stood beside the girl holding a A glass of apple juice.

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The three of them looked at each other, but the eyes of the two on the other side were focused on the black iron bucket in Xing's arms.

"March 7, Dan Heng, please listen to my explanation!" Xing tried to explain in a panic: "This is a gift from a friend, yes!"

The girl with short pink hair showed obvious disgust, while the man with a slightly cold face moved the tip of his nose slightly and walked straight towards Xing.

"It smells good, what is it?" Dan Heng walked up to Xing and opened the lid of the black iron bucket.

Inside is a black plastic bag that radiates warmth.

"I've been staring at you, but where did you find the time to bring the trash can?" Yue Yueqi's eyelids twitched wildly: "Hey, Dan Heng, what are you doing?"

Dan Heng's expression remained unchanged as he took out the plastic bag from the black iron bucket and opened it on the ground.

Inside is an iron bowl. Inside the iron bowl is a red crustacean creature that looks like a shrimp?

"It's normal food." Dan Heng said.

At this moment, Xing suddenly felt a little lost for some reason.

As for Li Huowang, after reading the script and understanding the role played by Xiao Huowang, the group of friends did not have much fluctuation, but many people sighed.

Ye Fan: "Poor baby."

Xiao Yan: "I feel a headache even holding the script of Mogai. I feel depressed when I read the book while lying in bed."

Su Lin: "You still went to see it?"

Xiao Huowang: "Otherwise? This is called dedication."

Xiao Huowang: "?"

Xiao Yan: "Why are you being managed by a dog? Do you understand that personal IDs are sacred and inviolable?"

Han Li: "I can't tell the difference."

Xiao Yan: "Brother Li, are you serious?"

Xiao Yan: " @Li Huowang, brother, please come over when you have time. Although Xiao is not strong, he can help you to some extent."

Ye Fan: " @Li Huowang, you can ask the administrator for copyright fees. Although I don't understand what is going on with this brother, @Su Lin, you can go to other worlds and start a wave to pay off the debt."

Su Lin closed his eyes and didn't even look at the expressions of Ye Fan and the other guys. He rubbed his eyes. Even without looking, he knew how bright the smiles on these guys' faces were.

Su Lin: "Let me reiterate one last time, I, Su Lin, am not cheating!"

What does it mean to open? I see you don't understand the situation at all.

Aren’t the points obtained by my own efforts to show my holiness in front of others?

Didn’t I get the props by betting on fate at the risk of blood loss? I stopped thinking about it and immediately thought of the two hundred thousand oceans lost by the "Strongest Gourmet System" I drew. No, it was two hundred thousand one thousand!

Gan!

Moreover, Song Shuhang is sitting next to you and you are always asking me why I am driving!

Lu Mingfei: "My brother Su Lin is single and unmarried. He has good character and good looks. New group members can consider him."

Irena: "Finally there are female members, I won't be missed by the administrator QAQ"

Lu Mingfei: "Miss Irena, if he misses you, he won't have those weird interests."

Irena: "Hey, do you know?"

[Irena was banned by the administrator Su Lin for 24 hours. 】

[Lu Mingfei was banned for 24 hours by the administrator Su Lin. 】

Klein's eyes widened. When did Lu Mingfei become so brave? He looked around and thought, oh, the person had already run away in advance, so it's okay.

Su Lin: "Open the door and I will send something to your world. @Lu Mingfei."

"I should have known I would have slipped away too." Klein rested his chin and mused.

"What did you say?" Su Lin raised the sword in his hand.

"It's nothing." Klein chose to continue eating: "We are single together, good brothers."

Su Lin shook his head: "The blind date I arranged for you is not over yet, good brother, if it doesn't work, Amon will do it."

The expression on Klein's face did not change much, but he pointed at the mountain at his feet with his stick and smiled politely.

Meng Qi: "Amitabha, little monk Zhending, hello all donors."

The group members who had been diving for a long time to check on the situation suddenly spoke.

Song Shuhang: "Hello, boss, hello."

Meng Qi: "Why did the boss say this?"

He has read novels. As his name suggests, Song Shuhang has a special liking for books. He can read even e-book novels. He has read Klein's novels before, and naturally he will also read novels written by the same author. I saw that he was still in high school at that time.

Ye Fan: "No, no, no, you are all big guys. Hello, two big guys. Xiaoye is polite here."

Although I don’t know why Song Shuhang called him the big boss on the other side, he just followed the call and acted as a repeater.

Meng Qi: "May I ask if it's the Holy Body, Emperor Ye Tian?"

Ye Fan: "I am Ye Fan, and I am also a Holy Body, but I am not Emperor Ye Tian. You can call me."

Emiya Shirou: "President."

Ye Fan: "Ahem, just call me Ye Fan."

Meng Qi: "?"

Ye Fan: "Do you also know me?"

Meng Qi: "The poor monk has read the novel before traveling through time. Hahaha, I really didn't expect to be able to join a group with Emperor Ye Tian today. Was that the Yan Emperor Xiao Yan before? Guys, the poor monk grew up reading your books. Yes!"

Meng Qi: "There is also Han Tianzun who helps people in trouble. Everyone in this group member list is a big boss."

Su Lin touched his head, feeling like these people were playing nesting dolls.

Su Lin glanced at Klein next to him and said, "Your brother."

Klein took a sip of water to soak in the spicy water and said, "Then Ye Fan and Chen Nan are also brothers?"

Meng Qi: "Speaking of which, dear donors, is there any relevant information about the world of the poor monk in other worlds?"

Han Li: "There should be. Both Klein and Song Shuhang know you. Is this Master Meng a disciple of Buddhism?"

Meng Qi: "Amitabha, monks don't lie. They used to."

Zhang Chulan: "Master is really humorous"

Zhang Chulan took a bite of food, looked at Su Lin sitting opposite and asked:

"What's wrong with this brother? He's so naughty?"

What does it mean to be before? Just because you were there before means you are not now. Why do you call yourself a poor monk now? !

Su Lin, Klein, and Song Shuhang were all silent when they heard this.

Klein: "Probably."

Song Shuhang: "Maybe."

Su Lin: "It's someone you worship at Longhu Mountain."

"Cough cough cough!! Cough cough cough!!" Zhang Chulan was choked and coughed several times, and the pepper stuck to the dish accidentally got into his throat.

"Water." Zhongli handed Zhang Chulan a cup of spiritual spring.

"Thank you." After Zhang Chulan poured the water down, the water glass was placed on the table with a bang: "Are you kidding me? Do we have a bald Buddha statue on Longhu Mountain?"

At this time, the news in the group was updated again.

Meng Qi: "Please help me, bosses, what's my situation now?"

[Group member Meng Qi initiated a live broadcast]

Zhang Chulan clicked in curiously and took a sip of water to calm down her shock.

Below is the altar with rising flames, and there is a misty green light floating in the air. These green lights merge into a green door full of mysterious runes in the sky.

Qingmen is simple and old, as if carved from stone, and every rune seems to contain the secrets of heaven and earth.

With a creak, the green door slowly opened, releasing thousands of rays of light. The golden color was eye-catching but not dazzling.

The ancient characters written on the Qingmen - Biyou Palace

In front of the palace gate, a man wearing a majestic and solemn mask, unable to tell the difference between young and old, slowly walked out of it. That is the most common image in Taoist temples——

Yuanshi Tianzun.

Zhang Chulan: "Pfft!!!"