I join the chat group as the protagonist of the system stream

God's will is vague, vast and unpredictable, and all living beings are included in it.

The cycle of cause and effect has its own destiny, and everything is reincarnated.

"So, do you understand, Xiao Yufeng, it is your destiny to join our Tianyi Sect and become the chief disciple."

Su Lin was wearing a white Taoist robe and stood at the end of the mountain watching the sea of ​​clouds billow, the golden dye of the morning sun was spreading wantonly, and the refreshing wind was blowing the robe with a hint of coolness.

He stroked the long white beard on his chin with one hand, and touched the little fat boy's head with the other hand, showing the face of a kindly sect elder.

"If I am guilty, God can take me away, but why should I meet you bad guys?" God Baby Yufeng muttered. He had just recovered from sobbing, and the corners of his eyes were still red and stained with tears.

"You kid is so smart. How did you know that I am called Su Bantian?" Su Lin flicked his head and said, "Wouldn't this just take you in?"

God Baby Yufeng's eyes became even more hollow. The aura on this guy's body was terrifying, and he had no power to resist at all.

The little fat man pursed his lips. He couldn't help but want to wipe his tears when he thought about the untrustworthy contract he signed. He thought about his bleak future.

Although he has stayed in the stone for a long time, he still knows more or less about the situation in the outside world. How can there be such a sect in the world?

If the sect has something to do, you need help. If something happens to you, you can handle it yourself.

Whether you teach or learn, you will not become useless after learning.

Is this reasonable? !

Seeing the little fat boy's appearance, Su Lin nodded secretly. He was almost done with his ideological work, and the other party was moved to tears.

"It's time to eat!" Zhang Chulan's voice came from behind, echoing in the green forest on Shuijing Peak.

Su Lin pulled off the fake beard on his chin and carried the little fat baby down the mountain.

"Logically speaking, you belong to Beidou Peak and are Ye Fan's apprentice." Su Lin said as he walked. He used some broken pure sources as fertilizer to increase the concentration of spiritual energy around the fruit trees. "But since you are from this sect, First disciple, we will make an exception and let you enjoy the treatment of a famous teacher with free study and a worry-free future."

"Get up at 6:30 in the morning, go to class at 7:00, and finish at 12:00."

"Class starts at 2:30 in the afternoon and ends at 5:40. From Monday to Saturday, you have to study in the evening until 10:00 every night."

"We have set a small goal for you, three years as a great sage and five years as a quasi-emperor."

Yu Feng didn't know what Su Lin meant by the curriculum and the arrangement of classes, but he inexplicably felt a great terror in the world.

He suddenly wanted to cry, but found that he could no longer cry. The tears had dried up. He could no longer live a sleepy life in Xianyuan.

"Hey! Bad guy, why has my bed become smaller?"

Yu Feng suddenly remembered that a small piece of the fairy source had been cut away, which was his accompanying item.

"What is your bed? That is the property of the sect." Su Lin shook his head and said solemnly: "Where is the law enforcement elder?"

Ye Fan grabbed a roasted thigh of a ferocious beast in his hand, and said in response:

"The first rule of the sect: the sect's property is sacred and inviolable."

Yu Feng squinted at Ye Fan. He looked like he was gritting his teeth and said, "You are so weak and you are an elder? You still accept me as a disciple."

He still remembers the scene where Ye Fan slowly drove him out with a knife. If it weren't for this monster suppressing him, he could easily shoot away ten million monks of Ye Fan's level.

"How about you become my disciple, Emperor Yufeng? I will teach you the Taoism regardless of the faults of others."

Hearing this, Ye Fan smiled nonchalantly and called, "Little girl."

"Brother, who is he?" The little girl poked her head out behind Ye Fan and looked curiously at the fat man in the fairyland.

"He is my brother's new apprentice, and I will call you master aunt from now on." Ye Fan said with a smile.

Yu Feng had a look of disdain on his face when he heard this, and looked at Ye Fan and the little girl provocatively.

When Su Lin saw this, he threw the little guy directly to Ye Fan, who always looked like "you are a weakling, what can you do to me?"

Ye Fan was not annoyed and said to the little girl: "Touch and see."

The little girl touched the fairy source with her hand. At this time, the fairy cloud that wrapped Yufeng suddenly flew into her body.

"Ghost!!!"

"Don't come over!!!"

Yu Feng struggled in the fairyland, feeling like he had encountered a savage beast.

What the hell is going on in this place! Is any little girl a monster? ? Immortal energy flew out of his body and kept entering the little girl's body. This girl was born to suppress him.

"This is the first lesson, respect the teacher." Ye Fan picked up a piece of green copper and placed it directly on the little fat man regardless of his wails.

Immediately afterwards, runes suddenly appeared one after another on his body, which was extremely dazzling.

This piece of bronze is a fragment of the little fat man's body.

This situation did not last long. Nannan timidly retracted her little hand at Ye Fan's signal, and Yu Feng found that his body became lighter.

The fragments of laws in his body were less cluttered.

"Okay." Ye Fan put away the green copper pieces and carried Yu Feng, who had settled down, to a campfire with a five-meter-long crocodile beast on it.

Eating barbecue early in the morning is not very healthy, but

Very cool.

"Celebrate our opening. We have officially accepted our first disciple since the establishment of the sect!" Su Lin raised the wine glass. The wine in the glass was medicinal wine brewed by Han Li. Drinking it is good for the monks' health.

"Cheers."XN

After having enough wine and food, apart from Zhang Chulan and Song Shuhang who were joining in the fun, the remaining few people had signed their names.

Su Lin narrowed his eyes. If this is the case, then I'm sorry to everyone, I'm the PE teacher.

Su Lin was about to speak, but someone beat him to it.

"Cough cough cough!" Klein coughed several times, the sound was loud and violent, "I have been infected with wind and cold recently. I probably caught a cold in the Land Abandoned by the Gods some time ago. Sect Master, Zhongli, please help me. Substitute teaching.”

"Cough cough cough cough!!"

Coughing, Klein's figure returns to history.

Can mythical creatures catch cold? Angel caught cold?

"Ahem!" Ye Fan spit out a mouthful of golden blood, and the color of his lips suddenly turned pale. "Sorry, there are hidden dangers left by the forced tribulation to the Four Pole Realm some time ago."

"This body is still too weak, just a mere injury from the avenue. Ahem!"

"Brother!" The little girl hugged Ye Fan and said worriedly: "Are you okay, brother!"

"Brother is fine." Ye Fan touched the little girl's head and gave a "grudging" smile: "You should go back after dinner, brother has to give lessons to his apprentice."

"No, Nannan, don't leave alone." Little Nannan's eyes were filled with tears, "Nanny should stay with her brother."

"Nanny, be good, brother will definitely come back, don't worry." Ye Fan hugged the little girl and said in a deep voice: "Don't worry about me."

He raised his pale face and looked at Su Lin: "Don't worry, Sect Master, I will do my duty."

"Let brother take a rest, please." The little girl raised her head and stared at Su Lin with tears in her eyes.

@#! ￥@#

It's okay, there is another honest person

"What is this?" Su Lin's eyelids twitched. Lu Mingfei was actually handing out posts to everyone.

"I'll tell you the truth." Lu Mingfei touched his head and said shyly: "My uncle is more traditional and wants me and Eri Yi to make a marriage agreement. Recently, the ceremony will probably be held for several days. I also want to give Eri an unforgettable memory."

"I, Lu Mingfei, don't have many friends. Su Lin, you are my best friend." Lu Mingfei looked at Su Lin sincerely and said, "You are a great help for me and Eryi to get together."

Su Lin's breath was stagnant, and the invitation in his hand crinkled unconsciously.

"Will you come to participate?" Lu Mingfei looked at Su Lin expectantly.

"Yes." Su Lin murmured, forcing a smile on his lips, "Go and do your work."

And Han.

He suddenly looked for Han Li in the crowd, huh? Where are people? !

At this time, a message came from the chat group.

Han Li: "After observing the chaotic energy and witnessing the birth of the saint, I felt something in my heart, and after taking the spiritual wine to improve my cultivation, Han Li returned to his own world first to prepare for the tribulation."

Han Li: "Please forgive me for leaving without saying goodbye."

Emiya Shirou: "Congratulations, Brother Han Li."

Irena: "Congratulations."

Song Shuhang: "Why did Brother Han retreat behind me and Senior Bai? It turns out that we are about to break through."

Song Shuhang: "Congratulations to Senior Han Li!"

Zhang Chulan: "Congratulations to Senior Han Li!"

After everyone finished and started doing their own business, Su Lin said to Yu Feng, "You have graduated."

Yu Feng: "?"

In fact, teaching Yu Feng is not a problem. For a being who is born to be a saint, everyone can teach some with their current level, but not many.

The simplest and clearest way is to just put it in the Sutra Pavilion and wait for him to learn it by himself.

The difficulty of this task is to take care of the children temporarily.

This kid can't come out of the fairy source yet, and it's not good to leave a saint-level kid alone. There is no other way, who told them to bring this kid out.

Su Lin picked up a pen and wrote and drew in the diary.

[On May 15, 2023, the weather was sunny.

I learned new skills from the protagonists, and one day I can become a reliable protagonist like them. 】

"It won't be long before this little guy emerges from the source and will be fine."

A historical projection pulled out by Su Lin held the divine child Yufeng, while his own body was lazily basking in the sun, holding a teacup in his hand, and said leisurely:

"These guys, I even said I would treat everyone to a cup of Enlightenment Tea, eh, run, just run hard~~~."

"You are still reliable, Elder Zhongli."

In the end, only Zhongli stayed to help take care of the children and actually passed on some of the knowledge he had to Yu Feng.

Su Lin leaned back on the chair, quietly watching the breeze chasing the clouds in the sky, the sunlight gilding the surrounding trees with gilded years, and the Taoist charm emanating from the cup of Enlightenment Tea filling the air around him.

After a long time, Su Lin smiled lightly and said, "This kind of life is not bad."

He doesn't like fighting and killing.

If life can always be like this, and occasionally look for some interesting things, plus there is no suffering of birth, old age, illness and death, for Su Lin, there is nothing more enjoyable in life than this.

But from a rational perspective, it may just be because he has just entered this mode and feels some freshness in the ordinary.

"Are you going back in two days?" Su Lin asked.

"Yeah." Zhongli put down the tea cup and exited from the state of enlightenment. After he exhaled, he nodded slightly and said:

"It's been a while since I left Teyvat. When I think back to the experiences and gains during this period, it feels like a dream."

"I need to return to a place I am familiar with to settle and digest, and I also need to convey the gospel to the immortals in Liyue."

Su Lin stood up, threw the diary back into the 'subspace vault', and said with a slight smile: "Congratulations on taking another step forward. By the way, what are you doing at this time?"

"Master?" Zhongli was a little confused.

"Sorry, what are Kong doing?" Su Lin corrected his statement.

Zhongli recalled that before he got the chat group, when he was walking birds in Liyue Port, he would also meet travelers who returned to Liyue through the anchor point. The other party said that they were not used to Xumi's food.

"Before, when I left Liyue, he had been traveling in Xumi for some time." Zhongli said to Su Lin. Suddenly, a smile appeared on his lips: "Do you want to follow me to Liyue? Maybe you can meet Yu Hengxing, but I’m afraid your two temperaments are not suitable for getting along.”

"." When Su Lin heard Zhong Li's words, the laziness on his face disappeared immediately, and he raised his eyebrows and said, "How do you know?"

"Parents are often willing to understand their children's hobbies, even if they don't know much." Zhongli smiled and said, "When I was a guest last time, your father chatted with me and said that I look very much like the ones you usually play with. Characters in mobile games.”

"I said at the time, I also play this game, so we chatted about this game."

Su Lin nodded and told the other party to continue. Zhongli didn't lie at that time. He did play Genshin Impact, but in an immersive way.

Zhongli: "We talked about your favorite character."

"What else did he say?" Su Lin felt something was wrong.

Zhongli: "He mentioned your pillow."

Su Lin covered his head, the effect of the Noble Phantasm [My Father's Gorgeous Backstab on Me] was outstanding.

Su Lin knocked on the stone table twice and said, "You guys should not always confuse paper people with real people."

"What are paper figures?" Yu Feng asked from the side, he was very interested in these new things.

"That means perfection." Su Lin said seriously. He suddenly thought of a way to take care of the baby. He gave the phone to History Projection and asked him to watch anime for Yu Feng. "Be obedient and I will let you play games at night."

"Where are the immortal arts?" Yu Feng asked. Previously, Ye Fan told him that there were immortal arts that he could learn from the sect leader. Anyway, they were all in the wolf's den, and it was only a meal if they could.

"Go and praise the light and learn the Emperor's Scripture of the Western God Realm." Su Lin asked the clone of the God of Light to take Yu Feng away. He turned back to Zhongli and said, "You have something to do after you go back. I'll wait for you to treat me in a few days." I’ll come back when the time comes.”

"Okay." Zhongli nodded.

A short period of silence returned to Shuijing Peak.

The sun casts mottled light and shadow through the leaves, and a gentle breeze makes the leaves rustle.

Zhongli held the cooled tea cup and was slightly lost in thought. In a daze, he saw scenes from the past.

"Want to buy sweet-scented osmanthus wine"

Sorry. But I seem to be positive again. I've been feeling a little dizzy since 9pm. I'll get an antigen test tomorrow.