I Don’t Want To Be the Emperor

Chapter 481 City Defense Camp

How about sending him to the palace to become an eunuch?

The separation of man and machine is too inhumane, right?

 It is not in line with the human rights concept he currently advocates.

Jin Buhuan watched Lin Yi talking to himself and shaking his head. He was very puzzled for a moment and couldn't help but ask, "Brother, is he a local?"

After Lin Yi came to his senses, he nodded and said, "Exactly. If you need help with anything, just ask."

Jin Buhuan closed the fan in his hand and covered it at the hem where he always felt cool. He said with a smile, "At the feet of the Emperor of Ankang City, there is a strong wind and a strong tide. I have heard about it for a long time. When I saw it today, it is indeed well-deserved."

“If you want to feel the prosperity of this capital, you shouldn’t come to this big teahouse, right?”

Lin Yi looked at the fat man again and said carelessly, "This kind of big teahouse is a place for the poor to have fun, but it is not a place for a noble person like you."

 “This is wrong,”

Jin Buhuan shook his head and said, "As the saying goes, the bright moon shines on the high platform and also on the ditch. The ordinary people in Ankang City can live and work in peace and contentment, let alone this tiled building."

The bright moon shines on the high platform and also on the ditch?

Just for a moment, Lin Yi took another look at his opinion.

 Smash the bar and say, "Brother, you are indeed very kind to me, please!"

As he spoke, he raised the tea cup in his hand and drank with him.

 “Thank you very much.”

Jin Buhuan glanced at the tea cup with the big tea stem sprouting out, hesitated for a moment and drank it all in one gulp.

Lin Yi was about to speak when suddenly a whistle sounded in the city, followed by the sound of drums.

 “This is the drumbeat of the army”

 “The Praetorian Guards have left the city.”

 The guests in the teahouse talked a lot.

From time to time, someone sticks their head out.

Then the sound of iron hoofbeats sounded, and one team after another of cavalry appeared on the street.

“Master, is there going to be a war?”

The few boys behind Jin Buhuan were so frightened that they huddled up and didn't know what to do.

"Ha ha."

 The guests next to me laughed.

“Looking at the people wearing it, they look like dogs. A country bumpkin is still a bumpkin.”

“These are soldiers from the city defense camp. Do you know what a city defense camp is?”

“Country people really don’t have much knowledge.”

 The tea guests had just been assaulted by the servants, and now that they had the opportunity, they naturally wanted to ridicule them.

 “Who are you talking about?”

A slender young man behind Jin Buhuan immediately straightened his body and glared at the tea guests. The zhenqi in his coat was surging, making him appear taller.

"Ha ha."

 The tea guests laughed even louder.

“How dare a small third-grade person show off here?”

“A guy who doesn’t know the heights of the sky doesn’t even know where this place is.”

 The tea guests laughed unbridledly, as if they had encountered the funniest thing in the world.

“Boy, come here and let me try your skills.”

An old man with white beard and hair said with a slight trembling, "I also want to make some money to spend."

 “What kind of style is it.”

Jin Buhuan looked at the energetic old man and immediately lost his composure. Such an inconspicuous old man was actually a fifth-grade man!

 Can’t afford to offend!

After scolding the boy, Qian hurriedly raised his hands to the old man and said, "Young man is not sensible, I hope my father-in-law will be more understanding."

 “Foreigners, this is Ankang City, you are not allowed to be arrogant”

“He Wangye said: You can’t be too arrogant.”

“It’s okay to be arrogant. The key is that you have to have money. As long as you have money, grandpa will lie here and let you beat him. It’s up to you to beat him to death.”

“He Wang Ye also said: Grandpas come from grandsons.”

"If you want to be arrogant in Ankang City, you have to start with your grandson."

“He said to the prince: Those who come out to fool around will have to pay back sooner or later. If you are arrogant now, I will make a list for you in the future.”

“He Wangye also said: Diseases enter through the mouth and disaster comes out of the mouth, so it is safest to keep your mouth shut.”

“This is a great kindness. I told the prince that anyone who affects the construction of a harmonious society will be hanged at the Meridian Gate and beheaded.”

 Did I say beheading at the Meridian Gate?

Lin Yi was stunned.

 The words "building a harmonious society" must have been said by him, but the words "beheading at the Meridian Gate" didn't come from his mouth, right?

He now advocates the "rule of law" and handles things in accordance with the law. How can he say anything about beating and killing!

Jiao Zhong was also stunned when he saw Lin Yi looking at him.

How could he know?

 After all, I not only talked a lot with the prince, but also wrote a lot!

Although he deliberately recited many of He Wangye's "thoughts", Yi Rong could not remember them all!

He is not that **** like Xiao Xizi. In order to flatter him, he even specially recorded a book called "He Wangye Thoughts and Quotations" and recited it silently every day.

When he and the prince found out about it, they were so happy that almost everyone in the government and the public had a copy of it.

Lin Yi saw that he didn't know either, so he stopped forcing him and just said to Jin Buhuan, "Brother Jin, don't panic. The people of Ankang City cherish guests, are righteous, and are willing to do good. As time goes by, Brother Jin will get used to it."

 Cherishing guests and showing kindness?

 It’s really hard to tell that gold can’t be exchanged for money!

After cupping his hands with the tea guests around him, he sat next to Lin Yi again and said with a smile, "Thank you for your advice, brother. It's just that the people of Ankang City never talk about money. It's a bit too snobbish and let me down." The teachings of saints.”

 “No, no, they don’t like money. Like me, they just want to give Yinzi a safe and warm home.”

Lin Yi sometimes really doesn’t know whether it is a good thing to do business in Daliang.

According to the words of the great Confucian scholars, today's Daliang Kingdom has "very bad morals" and money comes first!

 “Give Yinzi a warm home?”

This is the first time Jin Buhuan has heard such outrageous remarks!

 I didn’t know how to answer the call for a while.

By the time he wanted to question him, Lin Yi had already stood up.

“Brother Jin, please continue to experience life. I won’t bother you anymore. I’ll take my leave now.”

Without waiting for Jin Buhuan to react, he took Jiao Zhong out directly.

Lin Yi had already reached the entrance of the alley, and Jiao Zhong hurriedly caught up with her, saying in a low voice, "Your Majesty, your Majesty is going out, please order the city defense camp to **** you."

 “City defense camp?”

Lin Yi smiled and said, "It's not necessary to create such a big battle."

Jiao Zhongdao said, "Without the prince's handwriting, Lei Kaishan would not be able to mobilize the city defense camp."

 “That’s true,”

Lin Yi frowned and said, "Is there any news about He Jixiang?"

Jiao Zhong said, "Don't worry, my lord, my subordinates have sent people to inquire about it, and they will get a reward soon."

“There is a lot of snow, slippery roads, and inconvenient walking, which seriously affects the flow of materials inside and outside the city, and may lead to rising prices.

 Inform the road sanitation department to insist on daily cleaning and road maintenance,”

Lin Yi rubbed his hands and said, "If there are not enough people, just add more. There are so many homeless people in this city, why are you afraid that there will be no one?"

 The most worthless things these days are people!

As long as they are given a mouthful of food, the street sweepers will probably be able to steal it!

 “Yes, I understand,”

Jiao Zhong continued, "Your Majesty, it's cold, why don't you go back first?"

 “Go back to fishing.”

Lin Yi is going to dig out the pond in his house for fishing.

 (End of this chapter)