I Don’t Want To Be the Emperor

Chapter 146 Shan Ruyi

Lin Yi smiled and said, "Then where should we go now?"

Tan Xizi suggested, "Your Majesty, let's go fishing."

 “Good!”

Lin Yi therefore squatted by the river again until the sun went down. The three large wooden barrels were full of lively fish.

 “My lord, look how big that fish is!”

Tan Xizi pointed at a white fish with a long pointed beak in the river, rolled up his sleeves and said, "Go down and catch the little one."

 “That’s called the white dolphin,”

Lin Yi looked at the white dolphin that jumped and dived in the river and said, "The mouth is so long and ugly. It probably won't taste good."

He really doesn’t know whether the Chinese white dolphin can be eaten.

 However, he decided not to eat.

　What is good above is bound to be bad below.

If he starts this, a large number of people will definitely come to join in the fun and see what the food that Prince He likes to eat tastes like.

What?

 You don’t like it?

Who do you think you are?

 Having come from a royal family, can someone else’s taste be lower than yours?

The white dolphins in Xijiang River are expected to face extinction in the end!

Tan Xizi refused to give up and said, "My lord, why don't I catch it for you and try stewing it in a pot?"

Lin Yi smiled and said, "Go forward, about twenty miles away, and there is a pool with many crocodiles in it. The meat is more delicious than white dolphin meat."

“My lord, you lied to me again,”

Tan Xizi smiled and said, "I've seen that crocodile before. Many children tied ropes to their legs and walked around with it. It's really ugly, and it definitely doesn't taste good."

Lin Yi frowned and said, "Is someone walking a crocodile?"

 Why hasn’t he seen it?

Yu Xiao said loudly, "Your Majesty, they are afraid that you will see them, so they are carrying you."

Lin Yi said with a dark face, "You are a laborer, why didn't you stop them?

Now, go and check for me to see who is raising crocodiles for fun.

 Either kill them and skin them, or send them back to the blisters. "

"yes."

Yu Shi left with a face of reluctance, and Ah-Dai followed hurriedly.

 At night, the sky is filled with stars.

The sound of singing and opera coming from the big boat echoed around both sides of the river, and the lingering sound was endless.

 The people on the shore burst into earth-shattering applause and cheers from time to time.

Lin Yi looked at the packed crowd in front of him, turned around and asked Tan Xizi, "Who is on the boat?"

Tan Xizi smiled and said, "I just jumped over and took a look. Liang Gen, Qiu Wujin, Hu Banquan, Yan Kuisheng, anyway, all the famous squire and wealthy people in Baiyun City are there.

Master, the boat is here, do we want to get on it? "

Lin Yi thought for a while and said, "So these old guys are all here. Go, you have to go. Today, we don't have to spend money!"

 There are a bunch of rich people, who has the nerve to let him spend money?

That’s not making yourself miserable!

The boat bypassed the crowd and docked in a quiet and uninhabited place. Lin Yi, supported by Tan Xizi and Ah Dai, carefully boarded the sampan.

The boat was unstable, so he simply squatted down. Looking at Cui Gensheng who was squatting and a head taller than him, he frowned and said, "Wait, just wait outside, don't go in."

With me, I look too petite!

 “Your Majesty, I want to see the courtesan!”

 Adai’s aggrieved way.

“Look at the courtesan, there are plenty of opportunities, so why be anxious for a while,”

Lin Yi comforted him, "Don't worry, I will take you to see the oiran in a few days."

Tan Xizi also said, "That's right. Besides, what's good about the courtesan is that he has one nose and two eyes. He's no different from you."

Ah-Dai scratched his head and said, "It seems so. He looks just like me. There's really nothing to look at."

Lin Yi nodded with satisfaction and asked Tan Xizi, "How is your master doing in retreat?"

Since Tan Xizi arrived, Hong Ying was openly absent from work, and then went into seclusion directly. Lin Yi hadn't seen him for a long time, and he spent the whole day eating, drinking, and defecating in the house.

I actually miss him a little bit.

 After all, this guy has grown up with him, and the two of them have never been separated for such a long time.

Tan Xizi shook his head and said, "I don't know, I just deliver food on time every day."

Lin Yi smiled and said, "Get more meat and soup to replenish him. It must be quite hard to retreat."

Tan Xizi responded with a smile.

　　While talking, the small boat had already docked with the big ship.

Lin Yi held onto the spiral ladder and carefully boarded the ship.

 The sound of the opera drums blasted directly in the ears, making people's hearts swell.

 “Your Majesty.”

The person who came out was Hu Banquan, the old man of the Hu family.

Lin Yi waved his hand and said, "No need to be too polite today."

"yes,"

Hu Banquan bowed his body and raised his hands and said, "Your Majesty, please!"

There was a huge stage set up on the deck on the third floor. There were opera singers, erhu players, and drummers. It was very lively.

The people sitting in the two rows below are all prominent figures in Baiyun City.

After Lin Yi came in, the drama on the stage stopped, the drums stopped playing, and everything became quiet.

 “Why don’t you sing?”

"what happened?"

ˆ “.”

Lin Yi heard the curses and complaints coming from the shore.

Lin Yi stopped everyone who was about to kneel down and sing, and said with a smile, "Seeing that you are so happy, I will come to join in the fun, so you don't have to practice so many false etiquette."

 “Your Majesty is indeed very elegant and lively,”

Liang Gen smiled and said, "Your Majesty, please take a seat!"

Lin Yi was unceremonious and sat at the top of the table, occupying the seat of Hu Banquan, the birthday boy.

Condescendingly, he glanced at the woman sitting below him. She had bright eyes and white teeth, and she was lightly painted with powder. Lin Yi gave her a nine points.

 Full marks for fear of her drifting away.

Liang Gen quickly stood up and trembled slightly, pointed at the woman and said, "Your Majesty, this is Shan Ruyi Shan, the master of Nanzhou."

 “Little girl, please see the prince!”

 “I just said it, don’t be too polite,”

Lin Yi smiled and said, "Sit down."

The only thing worth complaining about is the name of a woman. The names at the beginning of the line are probably "Yan", "Ru", "Yi" and "Niang", which have no special characteristics.

 “Thank you, Your Majesty.”

Shan Ruyi lowered her head and whispered.

Because of Lin Yi's presence at this meal, the old rich men were not very happy not only eating and drinking, but also talking. No one dared to speak loudly in front of the prince.

 There was total silence on the field for a moment.

Lin Yi smiled and said, "Everyone, why are you so reserved? You must have fun tonight."

Liang Gen and Qiu Wujin raised their glasses and stood up first, followed by people on both sides.

 “Thank you, Your Majesty!”

Everyone raised their glasses with both hands and drank together.

Liang Gendao said, "Miss Shan knows the rhythm, but the most amazing thing is sword dancing. Miss Shan, can you open our eyes to this?"

 “It is better to obey orders than to be respectful.”

Shan Ruyi's charming eyes were as silk as silk. After taking a look at Lin Yi, she took out the sword from the sword box held by the maid at the side, jumped for life, and stood in the middle.

The sword is like frost and snow, and the whole body is covered with silver.

 In an instant, the music sounded.

The shadow of the sword along the way is imaginary and real, and it is wild and unrestrained as if it were an immortal.

 All the old men were fascinated by it.

However, Lin Yi is uneducated and cannot understand.

 But I also think this woman is amazing, sometimes doing splits, sometimes soaring, and her body is incredibly soft.

 (End of this chapter)