I Can’t Be a Sword God

"card."

I don't know who shouted in the dark.

A wild chrysanthemum smile appeared on Lao Du's face. He changed his previous attitude and enthusiastically shook the hand of the leader of the National Church.

"Teacher Guo has worked hard."

He bent down again and shook the hand of the great emperor.

"Teacher has worked hard."

"Eh, what are you doing?" The two women were a little confused when he saw him behave like this.

"It's finished, it's finished."

Suddenly two men walked out from both sides of the palace, a handsome man with a cold face. One looks strange, with a cold expression.

This handsome cold and ugly cold are Li Chu and Zhao Liangchen.

"Who are you?" The great empress looked suspicious.

"It's all the people behind the scenes." Durange introduced: "Without them, it wouldn't be so smooth today."

He saw Li Chu, and immediately trot down, and said excitedly: "Master, I did it."

"Yes, it's amazing to be able to act like this at an age." Li Chu seriously commented.

"Yeah..." Durange thought carefully, whether this was a compliment or not.

"It's really good, it can be said that you did not waste your rich experience." Zhao Liangchen also said.

Durranke laughed again.

The content of "Emotional Intelligence" is too important.

"I can have today, and I also want to thank De Yunguan, especially my master." Old Du Ping regained his emotions and said: "If he hadn't cleared the obstacles for me behind the scenes, there would be no bright moment for me."

When the three of them were struggling to talk to each other, the leader of the state religion and the great emperor over there were completely lost in their heads.

Seeing them talk more and more lively, and gradually get involved in "nomination", "finalist", "best"...and so on, the violent temper of the first seat of the National Church finally can't bear it.

This is in the imperial palace of Huaxu State. The coup hasn't subsided yet. Are you putting this family aside?

She shouted on the high steps: "Hmm! Where did you come from, did you think I and the emperor didn't exist?"

"Oh yes, forget you." Li Chu raised his eyes to look up the steps, and then gently raised his finger.

"set."

With this sound, the first seat of the state religion and the great emperor entered a state of rigidity in turn.

It was not until seeing this scene that the eyes of the second emperor who had been imprisoned for a long time showed a trace of relief.

Comfortable now.

...

In the morning, the sun shines on the bed.

"what……"

The little Koi opened his eyes, and as usual, stroked the erected dull hair, rubbed his large and wistful eyes, yawned, stretched a comfortable waist, and slowly got up.

She looked around and found that the empty room was a bit strange. After reminiscing for a while, I remembered that I was in a secret realm and had done a night's mission.

She rubbed her neck and said to her heart that this task was really tiring.

Everything I've done is stiff.

Wanting to see the situation outside, she slowly walked over and pushed open the gate of the palace...

Then Mao jumped in shock.

"Wow..." She yelled softly and asked, "What are you doing?"

Under the steps outside her bedroom, a large group of Huaxu state civil and military officials in all colors were kneeling.

Then, I saw that the civil and military officials bowed down and said in unison: "Last night in the chaos in the palace, the monarch, the great emperor, and the second emperor were all killed in the chaos..."

"The minister is waiting here to welcome the three emperors to the throne!"

"Eh?"

Little Koi stared at the situation in front of him with wide eyes, wondering if he was still on the "task".

Can you become a monarch once you sleep?

...

When the strong light fell, four figures appeared in the deepest part of Huaxu secret realm at the same time.

Chen Fuhuang's distraction reappeared, looking at a few people with some unkind eyes, and said: "Unexpectedly...you can all accomplish this kind of task..."

"Hehe, how can this stump my master."

Old Du found out that his little Du Du had come back again, and said with a smile at this moment, full of ambition.

"Those big emperors and second emperors are unattainable in the eyes of outsiders, and they are like toys in the hands of my master."

Li Chu frowned, vaguely feeling that this was not right, so he glanced at Durance.

Looking at Li Chu distractedly, he nodded with approval, "I really can't see through you."

Zhao Liangchen looked at the little koi on the side and wondered: "I'm not jealous, I'm just a little curious...Why is Miss Yue'er's task so leisurely, she can finish it just like us after a sleep."

"Hehe." Little Koi smiled embarrassedly.

"Huh." The distraction snorted, "Is it really easy? Can you go to you?"

"Um..." Zhao Liangchen thought for a while, "If it were me... it was so hot outside, I really couldn't sleep so soundly..."

If you think about it carefully, it's really hard to be such a big heart.

"And you don't have to worry about the difficulty of the task. For tasks of different levels, there will be a gap in the rewards you get." said distractedly.

He paced around a few people and seemed to be thinking about something. After a while, he said: "Considering that you almost completed the task perfectly, I will give you some opportunities to choose. Tell me, do you have anything special? of?"

Li Chu remembered what Chu Xiangyu had mentioned before, so he replied, "Is there any kind of treasure that allows men to practice Huaxu Sutra without castration?"

"This...but there is..." Nodded distractedly, and raised his hand, "Thanks to the last time you ended the reincarnation of Huaxu Secret Realm, you only performed these things in the next five hundred years."

A brilliance wrapped a piece of golden paper and fell in front of Li Chu.

"This is a prescription. After taking it, a man can practice Huaxu Sutra without castration."

Li Chu took a look at the prescription, and he didn't recognize many parts of it. I don't know if it has been lost. But... this is something that the Chu family should consider.

Of course, if the refining is easy, you can also consider it yourself.

"It's just that there are some terrible side effects after taking this medicine, I still want to remind you." Distracted, said slowly: "Take this medicine, you will lose your beard..."

"Haha, what a side effect?" Zhao Liangchen smiled: "We usually shave when we go out."

"Walking will twist your **** inadvertently..." Distracted and said again.

"Huh?" Zhao Liangchen frowned: "This is a bit detrimental to the image, but... in order to practice magical skills, it doesn't seem like sacrificing a little image..."

"I will inadvertently turn orchids and point..."

"Hiss..." Zhao Liangchen blinked, "It's really weird that the big man is like this... But if you can really train your physique to a very high level, this is a trivial matter."

"Ha, then it's okay." Distracted, "Since you can accept these, it probably doesn't matter if you don't raise such trivial things, don't worry, let's eat boldly, let's come next..."

"Don't talk about the most terrible side effects as the most irrelevant!" everyone shouted in unison.

Listening to these side effects, Li Chu gradually dispelled his idea of ​​cultivating.

Let Chu Xiangyu consider these things alone.

After Li Chu received the reward, it was Duran's turn.

Lao Du knocked his head and thought for a while, and said, "Give me a magic weapon or supernatural power. I want to increase my strength, and I don't want to keep the master behind."

Li Chu patted Lao Du on the shoulder, indicating that he didn't think he was holding back.

But this heart still moved him very much.

Distracted and looked at the two people carefully, and said: "Considering the difference in your strengths, I can hardly think of anything that can make you reach the level of not holding him back..."

"That's also..." Old Du thought for a while, "Why don't you give me a magical weapon? During the recent period, I often encounter things that need to carry a lot of bags. If I have a universe with a lot of space Dharma implements, help the master to memorize something, it's a bit useful."

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"This is fine." Distracted snapped his fingers.

Snapped.

A group of brilliance descended from the sky, wrapped in a cloth bag, which looked like a book basket on the back of a scholar, with double shoulder straps, and looked rather primitive.

"This is a book bag refined by a saint in the Huaxu country back then. It is said that he had the ambition to store all the books in the world in it, so there is a lot of room to do it. But other than that, there is nothing else. It’s an advantage. If it’s just used to hold things, it would be great."

"Haha, it suits me."

Lao Du picked up his small schoolbag, only to feel light and light, and he didn't feel heavy.

He turned into a schoolbag over there, and it was Zhao Liangchen's turn to choose a gift.

Zhao Liangchen said excitedly: "I want a money tree."

Li Chu looked at him like this, but he was a little bit emotional.

Anxious to buy a house and get married, he has transformed from a noble cultivator who does not eat the fireworks to a worldly youth full of money.

This is probably the legend, love can change a person.

"..." Looking at Zhao Liangchen with a distracted look, his expression was cold.

"Why..." Zhao Liangchen scratched his head, "Can't it? Or a cornucopia?"

"I want it too much, is there really that kind of thing in the world?" distracted and said in an angry manner.

"Well..." Zhao Liangchen thought for a while, and said, "Is there any treasure that can make me handsome?"

"..." The distraction fell silent again.

After a moment, he shrugged, "Let's talk about the money tree."

"..." This time it was Zhao Liangchen's turn to fall into silence.

I thought about it for a while and said, "Is there a cash cow or a cornucopia...but I have another magic weapon with...similar functions."

As he said, he raised his hand, and a ball of brilliance wrapped a broken bowl and fell in front of Zhao Liangchen.

There is no fancy color on this bowl, as if it was just made of ordinary white porcelain, with a gap on the side.

Li Chu looked at him. Although he didn't know what was magical, he was a little envious just listening to this description.

"This bowl is called the'Fa Cai Bowl', which can be regarded as a magic weapon that can be used three times a day. As long as you sacrifice this thing and shout'Gong Xi Fa Cai' in your mouth, then the people in front of you must throw money into this bowl. Don't count how much, but you must throw money away, or you will be punished." Distracted smiled: "How? Is it in your mind?"

Zhao Liangchen thought for a while and felt that the game was not right.

"How do I feel... if I hold a broken bowl and tell someone Congratulations on getting rich, even if this bowl is not a magical tool... someone will give me money, right?"

"Good fellow, beggar artifact." Old Du who was next to him also nodded.

Li Chu didn't envy it anymore.

Of course, it will not be returned or exchanged anyway.

Distracted and looked at the little koi kindly, "Do you have anything you want?"

The little Koi frowned for a while, then shook his head and said, "I don't seem to have anything special..."

"Then uncle can give you anything..."

With a distracted smile, he summoned a group of brilliance, which was surrounded by a gleaming round object.

"This thing is called Xianhuanggu. Take it back and hold it in your palm every day, breathe out for three weeks, and try to digest the spiritual power on it. Persevere, there will be miraculous effects. Spirit beasts like you are especially suitable for this. As long as you persevere, you may not have the possibility of becoming an immortal in the future."

Little Koi was not too surprised to subordinate the treasure, but he nodded and said, "Thank you."

"Okay..." said distractedly with a smile: "What a good and polite boy."

"Wait." Zhao Liangchen approached suspiciously and asked distractedly: "How do I think that the treasure you gave to Yue'er Girl... is so much better than my beggar artifact?"

"You're not mistaken." A face of distraction was calm.

"But you don't mean... depending on the difficulty of the task, there will be a gap in the rewards..." Zhao Liangchen was puzzled.

"Yeah, isn't the gap obvious?" The distraction was also a bit strange.

Zhao Liangchen was stunned before reacting.

original……

Is the gap actually on your side?

...

The new round of Huaxu projection over there came to an end, and Li Chu and his group also left the secret realm, and were enthusiastically picked up by the Chu family.

And here, Yan Ren also returned to Yan's house.

"Adverse!"

With a bang, Yan Linan kicked Yanren three or five feet away and hit the wall hard.

Yanren immediately vomited a mouthful of blood.

"You spent most of the budget for putting the family in the Huaxu Secret Realm, and it turned out to be nothing. Now the elders in the family are asking me where the money has gone, or I will lose the qualification to compete for the position of Patriarch, or I have to pay for my own money. To make up for your shortfall!"

"I ask you, where did the money go!"

"Father... I'm not greedy for ink at all, I just paid a lot of money to hire a group of assassins to kill the little Taoist priest. In this way, I can get secret treasures, but also revenge and vent my anger..." Yan Ren lay down Explained weakly on the ground.

"Then what about the killer you hired? With so much money, I'm afraid it's enough to hire more than a dozen secret realms under the peak of Vientiane, right?" Yan Linan asked angrily.

"Yes..." Yanren coughed twice and murmured: "Where is the killer I hired?"

"Why do you ask me?"

Yan Linan went up with another kick, kicking his big boy backflip.

"Even if the little Taoist is in conflict with you, he has already turned it over under the mediation of the elders. Even if you can't invite it, you won't be in the water, why bother to fight again? It's really spoiled you all these years, you are Didn't you think that being a child of the Yan family would allow you to do whatever you want?"

Yan Linan shouted in a deep voice.

"Father, I am also for family considerations..." Yan Ren hurriedly defended: "The little Taoist priest contradicts me, so naturally he won't accept the invitation of the Yan family because of some money... But other families can still invite him, his The magical power of Huaxu is invincible in the secret realm. If he does not die, my Yan family will never be able to gain in the Huaxu secret!"

"Humph."

Yan Linan swept his sleeves, turned his head and sat down.

In fact, he also felt that what Yan Ren said was not unreasonable. Li Chu's supernatural powers were invincible in the link to seduce the Golden Phoenix, and he was destined to win the Huaxu mystery. And when he has had some conflicts with him, he will definitely choose to help others first. The other six companies have more opportunities than the Yan family.

After thinking for a while, he slowly stood up again~www.ltnovel.com~ What you said makes sense, but your child is still acting recklessly. Is it the right way to kill people at every turn? You know, Jianghu is not about fighting and killing..."

"Dad has a way to deal with him?" Yan Ren raised his head.

"It's also very simple to eliminate his influence in the Huaxu Secret Realm. As long as other families don't know that we have enemies with the little Taoist priests, let them realize that such competition with each other will ultimately benefit the little Taoist priest. They will naturally give up asking him to take action. We can unite the leaders of the seven families to reach a promise."

Yan Linan walked to Yanren's body, floated him up, and gave him an analysis at the same time.

"Promise?" Yanren still didn't understand, "What promise?"

Yan Linan slowly said, "Naturally..."

"Promise not to be the first to use Li Chu."

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