I Can’t Be a Sword God

Magic soil.

A place soaked in darkness and evil.

There is no sun here, only a round of red magic stars hovering in the sky, glowing forever.

There are legends that that round of magic stars is the original "devil", and it is the power that bestows all creatures in the magic soil. It's just that bloodthirsty and madness that are hard to resist are **** in this powerful force.

In the middle of the Demon Land, there is a land of the first demon. Even if the fight from the outside is bloody, no monsters dare to approach easily in the center of the First Demon Land.

Because there is a... Slaughter City.

On the main hall of Slaughter City.

The pillars cast in bronze reflected the brilliance of the blood-colored magic stars, so hard that every monster's face was indeterminate.

The eight demons stand upright.

Right in front is the throne above, and the existence on the throne hides in the darkness, extremely oppressive.

"In the end...what's going on?" The master of Slaughter City gave the soul torture to the eight demons below.

"I gave you unlimited resources, gave you the pool of unlimited rebirth, and gave you a powerful boost. As a result..." The voice of the Lord Slaughter Immortal contained anger, like thunder under the clouds, "That's it?"

"My Lord City Lord!" The Bone Demon stepped forward and paused, "All of this is..."

"It's all the fault of the Yakushi Demon!" Qianshou Demon preemptively said: "He is dead and super ghost!"

"Can you blame me?" Yakushi Mo suddenly jumped, "Is it because I attracted the little Taoist priest? I didn't force him to destroy the pond!"

"How did the little Taoist know the location of the Demon Shadow Cave?" Qianshou Moyue asked, "Maybe you told him when I arrested the black light mink before I died!"

"Fart!" Yao Shimo said angrily: "At that time, I went back to the pool three seconds later than you. What can I do in three seconds?"

"There are so many things you can do!" Qianshou Mo said in a deep voice.

"What's the point of arguing at this time?" The Wuxiangma on the side shook his head.

"Yes, what's the point of quarreling is to destroy unity." Yakushi Demon possessed.

Just listen to the Wuxiang Devil and say: "I suggest some substantive punishment, to lock the Pharmacist Demon in the black prison for thousands of 800 years, this time if it weren’t for his repeated bad things, he would be able to rebirth long ago. The big medicine drove Chen Fuhuang!"

"It turns out that your heart is darker!" Yao Shimo was shocked, and retorted: "Who is not responsible for this bad thing? If you weren't seen through by Li Maoqing and acted as Qin Zhenghu, how could there be such a lot of trouble?"

"enough!"

When the atmosphere in the hall was tense, and when it became more and more depressed, the Lord Slaughter Immortal City suddenly shouted again.

The Eight Demons were trembling immediately, and did not dare to speak again.

I saw City Lord Slaughter Immortal peeking out half a hideous face from the shadows, "Wait... what day is today?"

"Yes..." Yao Shimo didn't dare to look up, and asked with a trembling voice: "Yes... is the subordinate's death date?"

"What are you talking about?" Slaughter City Lord said slowly: "Today is New Year's Eve."

"Ah..." The demons were shocked.

After all this uproar, I forgot the day.

Immediately, I listened to the words that the Lord of Slaughter Immortal City finally spit out the surging devilish energy, "Great New Year..."

"Yeah... the New Year's Eve." Yao Shi Mo smiled wryly and looked at Wuxiang Mo.

The face of Wuxiang Demon also showed ashamed, "Big New Year."

The Thousand-Handed Demon directly popped out his seven or eight hands, arching his hands toward each monster, "Happy New Year, everyone, Happy New Year, Lord City Lord."

For a while, the clouds in the temple cleared, and the atmosphere was joyful and peaceful.

...

"Where's Baby Thunder Dragon?"

When Li Chu and Du Lanke returned to the temple, they found that Deyun Temple was already illuminated and beaming with joy. Everyone put on new festive clothes, except that the little fat dragon was missing.

"The Seventh Master took it out to play." Wan Li Feisha said: "It is said that it is for the Chinese New Year, please have a good meal."

"Wang Longqi take it out alone?" Li Chu blinked, with a vague premonition.

Sure enough, later.

After Wang Longqi returned with the little fat dragon, he was caught by the fox girl for interrogation.

He was sitting on the small bench in the backyard, and the little fat dragon was sitting on the stone bench, each one at the same height, looking up at the fox girl with the same innocent eyes.

"Say..." The fox girl looked at the little fat dragon suspiciously, "Where did you go to play?"

"My house." Wang Longqi said hurriedly.

"Let it say!" The fox girl pointed to the little fat dragon.

"Hahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Wang Longqi translated: "It said...it came to my house to eat chicken drumsticks with me and drank a little wine. The wine is not good, but the chicken drumsticks are delicious and I am very happy."

"Hmm..." The fox girl nodded.

Wang Longqi whispered: "Does this make a difference?"

Then the fox girl asked again: "How many glasses of wine did you drink in total?"

The little fat dragon held up two fingers: "Hey."

The fox girl asked again: "How many chicken drumsticks did you eat?"

The little fat dragon simply raised up both paws and all fingers: "Hey!"

The fox girl suddenly asked: "How many girls are there to accompany?"

The little fat dragon raised a paw: "Hey."

In the next second, Wang Longqi reacted and immediately grasped its short claws, "Let's not raise this!"

But it was too late.

The fox girl raised her eyebrows, "Okay! I'll tell you why you all smelled of rouge, you really took it to those nasty places! Teach you bad kids!"

Wang Longqi hurriedly explained: "No, it's the good girls in Chunmanlou. I heard that there is a cute little dragon in Deyunguan, and said that I really want to see it. I just want to meet their little wish!"

But the fox girl's hand has pulled the rolling pin from the side, and she is about to fall with the whistling wind!

With seven eyes and quick hands, Wang Long raised the little fat dragon and stood in front of him, shouting out four words: "Big New Year!"

call--

The wind stopped abruptly.

The rolling pin stopped three inches in front of the little fat dragon's forehead, so scared that it arched its claws and slapped it again and again, while yelling: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

After calling for a long time, Wang Longqi translated: "It said... Congratulations on getting rich."

...

There was noisy outside, and the little koi jumped out of the kitchen and shouted, "Come to eat dumplings!"

"Eat dumplings, eat dumplings...I love dumplings the most! They are delicious but dumplings!"

Wang Longqi hurriedly pulled the little fat dragon, and sneaked away awkwardly together.

After the expansion of Deyun Temple, there is also a hall outside the kitchen where a large dining table can be placed. Unlike before, only the two masters and apprentices can eat around the stove. At this time, a large table was set up in the hall, with all kinds of wine and delicacies on the case, and it was a New Year's Eve dinner for a wealthy family.

The master and apprentice can now be considered as getting rid of poverty and becoming rich.

Li Maoqing and Yu Qi'an came together. On New Year's Eve, the atmosphere between the two stinky chess baskets was no longer as hostile as in the past, from deportment to dialogue, it was very peaceful.

"Yu Guanzhu's trick to transform the celestial demon is really exquisite." Li Maoqing praised.

"Master Li's world is in harmony with each other, he is also perfect in practice, haha." Yu Qi'an smiled.

The full of superior demeanor, it really seems like two national players compete.

After everyone was seated, Wanli Feisha picked up the wine glass.

"I'll mention one first." He smiled skillfully: "Taurus is celebrating the New Year, saying goodbye to the old and welcoming the new. On this day of universal celebration, a group of orphans gather here..."

"Eh, I still have a father!" Wang Longqi quickly stopped him.

"You Qi Shao..." Wan Li Feisha sighed, "Not so gregarious."

"Shut up, you." The fox girl dragged him down and sat down.

"Hurry up and eat dumplings, I made all the dumplings today!" Little Koi said with a smile.

Hearing this, Li Chu gave a thud in his heart, with another ominous premonition...

So he eats very carefully.

Sure enough, he had only eaten two, and he made a chuckle in his mouth and bit a hard object.

When I spit it out, it turned out to be a coin.

Fortunately, it wasn't fish scales, he let out a long sigh of relief.

"Hehe, it's our tradition to pack copper in dumplings." Little Koi smiled and said, "Those who eat it will get rich in the coming year."

"It's a wonderful blessing." Li Chu nodded heartily.

"Well……"

Everyone was congratulating him on making a fortune, when Li Maoqing suddenly hesitated again.

"I'm going to make a fortune too?" The Master of National Normal University took out something with a smile, "Huh?"

I saw a piece of white fish scales in his hand...

"What is this?" He looked horrified.

"This is also our tradition here." Wang Longqi, who had suffered a loss during the Mid-Autumn Festival, said with a smirk.

"Yes!" said the fox girl, "the dumplings are filled with fish scales~www.ltnovel.com~ people who have eaten it...every year."

"Huh?" The National Normal University looked suspicious, "This is the first time I heard..."

"That's right."

Everyone nodded again and again, and hurriedly said auspicious words to Li Maoqing.

Yu Qi'an said: "A lot of peach blossoms!"

Wang Longqi said: "Born early!"

The little Koi said: "Multiple good luck!"

Dulan said: "The more you live, the younger you are!"

Wanli Feisha said: "Happy family!"

Li Chu said: "Congratulations on getting rich!"

Xiaofeilong said: "Aw!"