I Can’t Be a Sword God

Dark night, dry mountain, a deep pool.

The pond is full of pitch black water.

Bright moon, lone star, a remnant lamp.

There was a bone under the lamp.

The shape of this white bone is weird. The whole body is half glazed and half ivory. It looks like a human form, but judging from its height, it is close to two feet. It is by no means a physique that an ordinary person can achieve.

A head is also pale and ferocious, with two different fires gleaming in his eyes, the left eye is as pure as colored glaze, and the right eye is as dark as ink.

He wore a piece of armor, flowing with a dull and dangerous luster. A big sword like a door was stuck in his right hand, bloodthirsty.

It sat there quietly, like the remains of an ancient hero.

At a glance, it was a sea of ​​dead mountains and blood.

Guru, Guru.

Two bubbles suddenly appeared in the black deep pool in front of him.

Soon it became denser and more and more bubbles came out, and the whole pool seemed to boil in the blink of an eye!

Then a head suddenly floated up.

It's like... the bean paste floating in the hot pot soup that is opened.

"Bone Demon, this time I have suffered a heavy loss."

This bean bubble continued to float up, and soon revealed its full body shape. It turned out to be the Pharmacist Demon who was previously beheaded by Li Chu with a sword.

Actually "resurrected" from this pool of water.

He rose from the deep pool, stepped on the water on foot, and came to the shore while complaining again and again.

"The many plants I arranged in Tuyangdong, as well as the refining rejuvenation medicine...all are in the water."

The big white bone didn't seem to care about it. It just held the big sword aside, rubbed it, and asked in a cold voice:

"Who killed you?"

"I don't know." Yao Shi Moxin said with lingering fear, "I only know that he is a little Taoist, the characteristic is... handsome, extremely handsome."

"Why did he kill you?" The Bone Demon asked again.

"I don't know..." Yao Shimo shook his head again, "They are not very rules, and they didn't say anything before they started."

"Then what do you know?"

The Bone Demon looked at him with a look of waste.

"You can't blame me..." Yakushimo's expression was very innocent, "They broke in suddenly, and I asked, "Who are you?" He raised his hand with a sword. Soon."

"The matter at the Great Tomb of the Wilderness will be over soon." The Bone Demon said: "If you find that corpse and your resurrection medicine has not been refined, the city lord will definitely be furious."

"I can't help it. No one expected this accident. Moreover, I have always been involved in the medicine refining side, and there is no strong helper. The main medicine has not been caught yet."

Yao Shi Mo stood there, spread his hands, feeling aggrieved.

"The city lord told me to practice, how should I practice?"

The Bone Demon nodded the huge skull.

"I know you do have difficulties... My business there is basically over. If you need help anymore, just speak up."

"Bone Demon, it really is my good brother." Pharmacist Demon seemed moved, and then said: "Then can you lend me some money? I just came out of the pool and I am completely empty. You know, mine. Those plants are very expensive..."

"Suddenly remembered, I seem to have something..." The Bone Demon suddenly got up, picked up the big sword next to him, and left in strides, "The clothes hanging at home are confiscated, and there is soup on the stove."

"..."

The pharmacist devil curled his lips.

"Surface brother."

...

The night is not over yet, everything is silent on the Mizuno Plain.

But in the endless gray night, there is a cluster of psychedelic lights.

Looking closely, it was an exquisite three-story pavilion, appearing on this wasteland, it was very abrupt, but unreasonably yearning.

On the second floor of the attic, red candles are shadowed at this time, and they are staggered.

A man with a lees nose, few hairs, and a dirty body. Wearing a rough cotton-padded coat, although he is incompatible with the gorgeous decorations around him, he sits high in the first place.

And beside him, is a half-old **** who still has the charm.

On the opposite seat, there were three young and shy young women, all of whom were fair and beautiful, with a beautiful face of flowers and moon.

These three girls and the woman were all dressed in translucent gauze, light and soft, and they were dazzling.

"Although the son saved my daughter's life in Daze, our house is not a random portal." The woman gently pushed the man a drink, and then said.

"If it weren't for you to show your talent, I wouldn't be in charge of beating my daughter to you."

"Yes, yes." The man nodded repeatedly.

Every time he bowed his head, the candlelight hit his head, shining brightly, reflecting the light of all talents.

The three girls on the opposite side hid their mouths and chuckled.

"Look..." The woman pointed again, "How happy they are to hear that they can marry you."

"Understandable." The man smiled so much that his mouth was almost behind his ears.

"Our place is closed after all. The girls may never have seen a good young man like the son." The woman flattered and raised her hand again, "Zhenzhen, love, pity..."

"Who are you guys to marry this son?"

"I'll come here." The girl named Lian Lian stood up first, "The son saved my life, so I should be the one who promised me."

"How can I do it?" The girl named Ai Ai pressed her and stood up by herself: "Isn't there any reason why my sister is not out of the pavilion, and my sister marries first, let me come!"

"The second sister is right." Zhenzhen stood up, "I am the oldest here, I should marry first."

"Huh." Ai Ai glanced at her, her chest tall, "That's not necessarily true."

"..." Zhenzhen looked at Ai Ai's deliberately raised chest, then looked down at herself, flat her mouth, "Mother, isn't she bullying?"

Compared to this, Ai Ai is indeed the only one among the three sisters.

Compared with the original cat nine, it is only slightly inferior.

"This..." The man was a little puzzled, "Who are they older?"

The woman chuckled: "They are triplets. According to the order of birth, Zhenzhen should be the eldest sister, but she is actually the same age. But...now they are all vying to marry you, I am afraid they still have to take care of them. Son, you choose."

"This can't make it..." The man waved his hand, "No matter who I chose, didn't it hurt their sisters' feelings."

"The son is kind..." The woman was about to say something more.

Just listen to the man continuing: "Can't I marry three together?"

"amount……"

The woman was stunned, looking at the light reflected off the man's head, she smiled, "You son, you have a lot of ideas."

"how is it?"

"Well, there are three daughters in my family. If you marry them together... Wouldn't it be my life?" The woman smiled and said, "Sir, you should choose one soon."

"Okay." The man was a little disappointed. He raised his eyes and looked at the three young girls. He said, "Although I am a woodcutter and medicine collector, my ancestor is also a scholarly family, and can be climbed by the Seventh Clan in Tiannan. Relatives. I want to marry a daughter-in-law. I have to find someone with connotation..."

As he said, he pointed his finger at the middle Ai Ai.

"I can see at a glance that you have the most connotations."

...

"I'm exhausted, I'm still busy. The smelly man still likes **** with so many beeping Lai Lai." Zhenzhen complained.

Lian Lian said with a smile: "The man doesn't know what kind of toad it is, and he wants to marry the three of us together."

"Huh." Zhenzhen curled her lips, "So ordinary, but so confident..."

After the banquet, Ai Ai led the man to the third floor.

The remaining three mothers and daughters stayed in the hall to chat.

Lian Lian stood by the window, looking outside boredly, and said, "Speaking of which, I was the one who led me out this time. I will never be able to **** the second sister."

"The next time I'm outside, I will inhale the yang energy." Zhenzhen muttered.

"No!" The woman immediately lowered her eyes, "The world's cultivators are rampant, and you are rashly inhaling yang outside, which is too unsafe."

"Oh..." Zhenzhen stuck out her tongue.

"Mother, someone seems to be coming outside." Lian Lian, who was standing at the window, called out suddenly.

"Huh?" The woman raised her eyebrows, "Who is here?"

"Two Taoists, and a rich young man." Lian Lian said.

"Taoist?" The woman thought for a while, "Don't provoke it. If it's okay, let them go."

"But this Taoist priest..." Lian Lian's voice became a little strange, "He is so... so that..."

Tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk.

There was a knock on the door downstairs.

"Go open the door, be careful." The woman passed a look.

"I'll go." Lian Lian rushed downstairs.

She ran downstairs quickly, took a deep breath, and opened the door. As soon as I opened the door, I saw an extremely dazzling face.

"Ah..." Pity and pity were nervous, and the first groan was unexpectedly.

"Ok?"

She hurriedly hid her mouth, then blushed again, and asked, "The trail leader... but something?"

The Taoist priest outside the door smiled faintly, "Pan Dao comes from Hangzhou Mansion and heads to Qishan City in southern Xinjiang, passing through here, staying overnight, and leaving at dawn, I wonder if it is convenient?"

"My family is full of women..." Lian Lian blinked and whispered, "It's very convenient."

The Taoist priest outside this door is naturally Li Chu.

He, Dulanke, and Wang Longqi learned from the villagers of Shanbei that the place where Heizhu and Yaomei met at the beginning was in this Shuiyeyuan.

So according to the guidance of the villagers, I came here.

Sure enough, I saw such a pavilion.

"Little Daoist, please come with me." Lian Lian brought Li Chu upstairs, and at the same time asked: "The little girl's name calls Lian Lian, how can I call it yet?"

"Li Chu."

Two more voices sounded behind.

"Poor Durant."

"Under King Dragon Seven."

"Ah!" Lian Lian was taken aback, "Why are there two others?"

"..."

"This is my disciple, and this is my friend. They have walked with me up to this point and entered the door together." Li Chu explained.

Lian Lian smiled at him, "I haven't seen it yet."

The tone is like not paying attention to something that is not worth mentioning, instead of two big living people. And even if I was reminded, I didn't seem to plan to take a look.

Lao Du and Wang Longqi looked at each other.

Relatively speechless, only a thousand lines of tears.

When Lian Lian led the three to the second floor, the hall had been completely renewed, and there were no more banquets, all with brand-new wine and delicacies.

The woman and Zhenzhen greeted her.

"The Taoists came just right. Our mothers just set up a banquet and haven't started yet."

"Oh, I'm not welcome..." Feeling the familiar atmosphere, Wang Longqi smiled suddenly.

Old Du immediately grabbed him, "Seventh Young Master, don't forget what we are here for."

"I'm sorry." Wang Longqi quickly woke up, "Professional habits."

Li Chu raised his hand to the woman, "No need, in fact, we came here mainly to inquire about something."

"Oh?"

The woman's eyes flickered, "What do the Taoist leaders want to ask?"

"The day before yesterday, a medicine beauty had entered Shanbei Village, killed two villagers, and planted many curses." Li Chu asked, "I want to ask a few people, do you know this."

The faces of the three women suddenly changed color and became gloomy.

The woman stared at Li Chu for a long time before she said, "Of course we don't know."

"However, according to the testimony we received earlier, that Yaomei was indeed married from here. If you insist on not telling the truth, then I have to take some more drastic measures." Li Chu said calmly.

"Humph." The woman raised her eyebrows, "Are you threatening me?"

"Yes."

Li Chu admitted without hesitation.

He admitted so frankly that it made the woman's words stagnant.

Then there was a burst of anger.

She took a step back and said angrily: "Don't think you are handsome and I won't beat you!"

Bang--

With a loud bang, a burst of colored smoke burst out of the woman's body, and eight long, hard, sickle-like feet ejected from behind.

Her two daughters also transformed at the same time.

In an instant.

Yingying Yanyan, incarnate as a spider spirit! The gorgeous hall was originally Pansi Cave Mansion!

The enchanting atmosphere is skyrocketing!

Li Chu didn't panic about this.

He lifted his finger and spit out softly: "Set."

One.

two.

three.

Blockhead.

The mother and daughter froze in place one after another.

It was like three huge spider specimens, but in the blink of an eye, there was no fierce appearance of the teeth dancing and claws.

Become well-behaved and pitiful.

Easily dismantling the enemy's fighting ability, Li Chu allowed the woman to speak again, and asked, "Aren't you a treasured medicine?"

"No..." The anger on the woman's face disappeared, and she said in an extremely gentle voice: "We are just a few small spiders on this water wild plain."

"What is going on with that medicine beauty?" Li Chu asked again.

"This……"

The woman hesitated, as if she was weighing the pros and cons.

But she soon figured out where to weigh. Life is not only dangerous in the distance, but also the little Taoist and sword in front of you.

So she said directly: "It was made by Yao Niangniang and it has nothing to do with us."

"Yao Niangniang?"

"Yes, Yao Niang Niang is the biggest monster in Mizunohara. She practiced here very early. She has a weird temper and great magical powers. We are all afraid of her. Little monsters like us dare to kill people, usually they just cheat some people. Passers-by come in and breathe in yang, which will make them sick at most. But Empress Yao doesn't care about this, she often kills people and other monsters with cruel methods."

The woman's eyes trembled, she was obviously very frightened.

I don't know if I'm afraid of Li Chu or the medicine empress she said.

"I have the impression of the last time that she lied to the medicinal picker that she was going to marry, but she didn't have her own cave, so she borrowed my place. I have a low-minded manner, so how dare I not borrow."

Li Chu had scanned with his heart before, and the three mothers and daughters had no grievances on them. It can be seen that they may inhale yang, but they have not killed anyone. They are so gentle by means. Listening to what she said at this time, we can see that it is probably true.

He asked again: "Then do you know where to find her?"

"Yao Niangniang is a treasure in the world, and all creatures in the world covet her, so her whereabouts are always erratic, no one can find where she is..." the woman replied.

Li Chu frowned slightly.

As a result, the clue will be broken again.

"No way." Wang Longqi said dejectedly: "Then what should I do with my father's curse?"

"If you want to cure the curse of the drug empress, I actually know..." the woman suddenly said again.

"Huh? Do you know how to solve it?"

"Know some..." The woman turned her eyes ~www.ltnovel.com~ and said: "I can tell you, but you must promise me, the master, you won't kill our mother and daughter after you finish talking."

"You have never killed anyone by yourself, and you are not going to die." Li Chu agreed.

The woman nodded, and then said: "I can't solve it, but I know that Yao Niang Niang's curse is to bind a person's life to a herb, called a'life medicine'. Then he binds this herb to life. Sold out, a lot of yin repairs... are ghosts, you can use this to practice. As long as the life medicine is mature and how the life medicine is handled, the person whose life is bound will die. If you want to save that person, again I really can't find the medicine empress, maybe we can consider getting that life medicine back."

"Life Medicine..." Li Chu asked, "Where does she usually sell Life Medicine?"

"Those who need to buy this medicine are all ghosts, so Yao Niangniang will sell them to the ghost market." The woman said.

"Ghost City?"

"Yes, the...underground ghost market in Southern Xinjiang."