I Can’t Be a Sword God

Vol 2 Chapter 1: I helped your dad get into the soil for the first time

Nanjiang ancestors, don’t go out in dark.

Tietou kept obediently.

no way.

Southern Xinjiang has been a monster and evil land since ancient times, witches, evil spirits, seventy-two barbarians, all sorts of weird... Since ancient times, it has never been cut off.

Because of the power struggle between the court and the aristocratic family, the Heluo court had extremely low control over this land, and Chaotianque did not have much sense of existence here.

In addition, most of the land is barren, there are few cities, and the land is vast and sparsely populated.

Therefore, people living in this land have long developed the habit of being cautious and careful, such as not walking at night, not in danger, etc., it is nothing more than a word.

Gou.

It's a pity, it's not shabby.

But Tietou didn't expect that he would be honestly sleeping at home, and there would be something to come to the door...

Tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk.

There was a quick knock on the door again.

The sound of the wind outside the window, the shaking of the branches, the roar of the distant mountain beasts... But they couldn't cover up this little beeping sound.

Tietou shrank his whole body under the blanket, not even daring to expose his toes, only propped up a small gap, and looked at the door with a pair of eyes, shivering.

It's been a while since I knocked on the door outside.

But no one in the village will visit other people's homes at night, even if there is a big emergency, will they always make a noise?

Although Tie Tou was a strong man with a height of eight feet, he was extremely timid. He waited quietly for fear that he would expose someone in the house if he made a sound.

The things outside seemed to be very patient and knocked on the door without saying a word.

Tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk.

Tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk.

It rang for about half an hour before it stopped.

Tietou breathed a sigh of relief, it seemed that his patience had won.

Before his heart fell from his throat, he suddenly heard a fierce "bang bang bang"!

The thing outside was changed to hit the door with your body!

Tietou's small broken door immediately creaked and wailed.

My door!

Tietou felt distressed for a while and couldn't help shouting, "Who are you?"

Suddenly it was quiet again.

After a while, there was an extremely hoarse and low voice answering.

"I'm your father..."

"I'm your grandpa!" Tietou was angry.

The clay figurine still has a three-point anger. I respect you as an evil, so I'm polite to you. Why do you curse?

"Tietou Baby..." The voice rang again, "I'm really your father..."

Eh?

Tietou froze for a moment.

Although the voice was a little dull, it sounded a little bit like his father's voice carefully. Especially the amiable name "Iron Head Baby", only his father would call it that way.

Hearing that it was his own father outside, Tietouwa was... even more afraid.

"Father..." He asked in a trembling voice, "Don't scare me, I personally sent you to a burial three months ago."

It was quiet outside again.

It seems that the brain of the "daddy" outside is not so good. Tietou thought, although his father's previous brain was not so good, he wouldn't have to think for so long to say a word.

After a while, there was another dull answer outside: "Father missed you..."

"My mother..."

Tietou grinned, almost didn't cry, and didn't know if he was afraid or moved.

Hearing it outside, there was another voice: "Tietou baby, do you miss your mother? How about me..."

"No, no!" Tie Tou hurriedly shouted: "No, I miss you two elders too, but it's in the middle of the night... I'll go to your grave to see you early tomorrow morning and burn paper for you. Tonight... or you are old Go back and rest first, right?"

"Father worry about you..." outside again: "Have you married a wife?"

Tietou had a headache.

Good guy, this is seeing the New Year, you always crawl out just to urge a marriage?

Not to mention anything else, you have only been away for three months, and if I married a daughter-in-law here, are you happy or unhappy?

He couldn't help but begged: "Father, I just finished your funeral, how can I have the time to do my celebrity... Isn't that how good deeds come in pairs?"

This time there was no sound to wear it back. After waiting for a while, Tietou tried to shout again: "Father?"

no respond.

It seems to be gone.

"call--"

Tietou just exhaled the atmosphere.

When he calmed down, he remembered the various benefits of his father before he was alive, and he still missed himself even after his death.

But he didn't even dare to open the door and look at him.

I always ask him for it but never say thank him. I didn’t understand his difficulty until I grew up...

The eye sockets couldn't help but moist.

He gritted his teeth secretly, thinking that if the old man came back, he would open the door and hug him whatever he said.

Otherwise, he is ashamed of the Son of Man!

Then I heard another sound from outside the door...

Tietou's shoulders trembled, and immediately retracted into the quilt, leaving all the warmth just now behind.

He wailed: "Father, what's the matter?"

immediately.

Just heard the voice of a young man outside the door.

"Huh?" The voice said in surprise, "Are the people in Southern Xinjiang so polite?"

Then another voice with a little vicissitudes of life said: "There are different styles in the south, and different customs in five miles. If you want to come to some rural areas, you will pay attention to calling strangers father?"

"That's really polite."

"How do we call people like this?"

"Follow the customs in the countryside."

"Then Seventh Young Master, you come first..."

"Good fellow, why don't you come first, Du?"

"Qi Shao, you have more fathers, so it's not worse than these one or two."

"What's this called?"

"Don't press down too much, dad."

"..."

Listening to the lively conversation outside the door, it seemed that it wasn't something evil anymore, let alone his father, so Tietou poked his head out again and asked, "Who are you?"

"Hello there."

Once again, there was a warm and nice voice, and only hearing two words knew that this person must be extremely handsome and chic.

"I'm a Taoist priest from Deyun Temple in Hangzhou Prefecture. I want to go to southern Xinjiang to collect medicinal materials and pass through the treasures. If I want to stay overnight, I wonder if it is convenient?"

Lodging?

Taoist priest?

As soon as Tie Tou heard that he was staying overnight, he wanted to tell them to go to another house, and he had nothing to entertain. But when I thought it was a Taoist priest again, I stopped talking when I reached my lips.

After a pause, he got up and said, "Wait a minute."

Putting on the clothes, he walked over, first leaned on the crack of the door and glanced at it. He did see the clothes of the Taoist robe, and then he opened the door with confidence.

what!

As soon as the door was opened, Tietou couldn't help covering his eyes with his hands.

So dazzling!

Of the three people outside the door, the one on the left was a black-faced Taoist with a long body and hands, looking full of vicissitudes. The one on the right is Jin Yi Kuo Shao with thick eyebrows and big eyes, with a slightly sad look on his face.

The one among them is the most remarkable. He wears the same Taoist robe as the black-faced Taoist priest, but this clothes looks so fit and neat when worn on him, not to mention that face...

The handsome made Tie Tou unable to open his eyes for a long time!

He squinted his eyes and adjusted for a while before he could barely look directly at the little Taoist priest's face, and stretched out his hand to let the three of them in.

These three people are not others. They are Li Chu, the principal disciple of Yu Qi'an, who opened the mountain and closed the door, and Du Lanke, the principal disciple of Li Chu, who opened the mountain and closed the door of Shilipo and Deyun Temple in Yuhang Town.

This time I came to southern Xinjiang to accompany Wang Longqi, who was beside him, on a journey to save his father.

According to Yu Qi'an, the red line on Wang Longqi's father's wrist was not a simple mark at all, but a curse.

Although Dao Cen had a slight understanding of the "medicine cannibalism" matter, his understanding was not thorough after all. This red thread is not a sign that the medicine beauty kills, but a means. Just wait for the red line to grow on the wrist, and that is the moment when the curse comes.

No matter how many cultivators guard it, it is useless, and the cursed person will still die.

The so-called ringer needs to be tied to the bell, and the only way to break this curse is to find the source of the curse, that is, the refined medicinal beauty that was cursed that day.

Even after a few days, I still have to go back to the village where they received the medicine to investigate.

So the three set out immediately, and when the village was now, it was already dark. Going over a tall black mountain ahead is the target village of this trip.

If you turn over, you may not be able to ask anything at night. The three discussed, and simply stayed overnight in this village, and waited until tomorrow to cross the mountain.

This was the scene of the moment.

Tietou led the three people into the room and sat down, poured three bowls of water, and said at the same time: "I happen to have an empty room in my house, which is a bit smaller. If the three of you don't dislike it, let's rest there later."

"Brother, you don't want to be bothered." Dulanke smiled and nodded, and asked at the same time: "Brother, do you know where Shanbei Village is?"

"Shanbei Village." Tietou raised his hand and pointed, "You follow the village road and turn over the Black Mountain. You can see at a glance. The three are going to collect the medicine?"

"Yes." Durange nodded, and did not say the curse.

"Then I advise you to better not go." Tietou was also warm-hearted, and directly reminded: "A few days ago there was also a group of drug-collecting customers. After they passed our village, they also rushed to Shanbei Village. Then I listened. Say, something happened over there, and there shouldn’t be any medicine now."

"Oh?" Li Chu raised his eyes to look at him, "Do you know what happened to them in Shanbei Village?"

Although Wang Longqi's father has already talked about what happened, but listening to it from a different perspective might help to investigate the origin of that medicine beauty.

"I heard that it is something related to evil." Tietou lowered his voice, and said mysteriously, "I know a little bit, but I can't say it now."

"Why?" Wang Longqi asked.

"The rules on our side, after dark, don't talk about tricks." Tietou said cautiously: "It is said that there are some high-minded evil spirits. Once someone mentions its name or talks about it, even if there are hundreds of miles away. It can hear it, and then it will find it!"

Li Chu blinked.

Is there such a good thing?

Isn't it true that you don't need to move while sitting at home, just listen to the story and wait for evil spirits to come?

"In this case..." He said to Tietou: "That will bother you to talk about it even more."

"Perhaps you have never heard of the name'Little Li Daochang', and you have never heard that even an evil gangster can take a sword under him." Wang Longqi said, "If you are making evil gangsters, you will just be attracted to kill him. "

"That's right." Durange nodded, "My master's nickname is'Central Plains Girl Sees Sorrow', ah no, it's ghosts, you can rest assured.

"This……"

Tietou still hesitated. After all, people who walked the rivers and lakes would inevitably blow six whistles. This little Taoist priest is young. You say he is a Tianzong wizard with a very high cultivation base, and he can barely believe it.

You said that no evil spirit can take a sword under his hands...

This is too exaggerated.

A big fool would believe such a thing, right?

But thinking that he still needs to ask them, he finally opened his mouth and said:

"Okay, then I'll talk to you."

Tietou first went over to cover the door, then returned, speaking in a very low voice.

"First, there was a man named Hei Zhu in Shanbei Village who married a daughter-in-law, and soon died. It is said that he was a drunkard and often beat the daughter-in-law, so his daughter-in-law looked for opportunities to boil him alive. Then he ran to the same village as an elder Hidden in his home."

"No one had discovered it. Unexpectedly, the group of customers who collected medicine passed by a few days ago. There was an old way inside. He happened to see Heizhu's grave on the mountain and said that it was something'medicine beauty'. A group of people talked about it for a long time. Finally, it was decided that the woman hiding in Er Leizi's house was an evil scorpion, and Er Leizi took them home."

"When the old Dao entered the door and saw the woman, he killed her with a talisman and a sword. But after killing her, he found out what kind of evil is there, it is clearly a person! It is a pity that a beautiful and beautiful little lady was caught That Niubi was beaten and killed."

"Ok?"

Hearing this, the three of them all screamed in surprise.

This is completely different from the version described by Wang Longqi's father!

It is difficult to discover the transformation of a demon, and if it waits for it to leak its demon energy, sometimes it is easy to miss the opportunity, so it is not that there has been a precedent for manslaughter of good people in the past.

But why did Wang Longqi's father lie?

Or is it that the villagers in Shanbei Village are lying to the outside world?

The candlelight was dim, but Tietou didn't notice the expressions of a few people, and continued to preach:

"When things are up to this point, there is chaos. The second gangster grabbed the old way and asked him to pay for his wife. The customers who received the medicine were all wealthy, so he lost hundreds of taels of silver and settled the matter, and then left."

"It stands to reason that the daughter-in-law was not his originally. He was simply hiding the suspect and made a hundred taels of silver in vain. The villagers don't know how envious it is."

"But the next day, he was found dead on the mountain!"

"Moreover, his death was extremely miserable, and his flesh and blood was shattered. When I went to his house to see, the hundred taels of silver disappeared. So the villagers decided that someone should have coveted him for a windfall, and dragged him to midnight. Killed on the mountain and took away the silver."

"Moreover, not many people knew about it that day, it is likely that people in the village did it!"

"The people in Xiashanbei Village are beginning to doubt each other. If you don't find out who did it, then everyone will be suspected."

"Our two villages are not far away. Many people still have relatives, so the news quickly spread here. After hearing about it, the surrounding villages didn't dare to interact with the people of Shanbei Village."

After Tietou finished speaking, he shook his head and sighed again.

"One hundred taels of silver, if you say less is a lot, if you say more, how much can you have? Why is it worth the cruelty? Alas!"

The three of Li Chu looked at each other, and they all felt something strange.

But what is the inside story? I'm afraid I still have to go to Shanbei Village to ask.

After telling the story they wanted to hear, after chatting a few more words, Tietou said again: "Seeing that the two Taoist masters have a high level of cultivation, in fact, I also ask for something.

He was a little bit twitchy, because there were not many practitioners in the countryside, and he couldn't afford to pay a lot of money. It was quite embarrassing to ask someone to do something.

But Li Chu just smiled mildly: "But it doesn't hurt to speak."

"Yes, my father passed away a few months ago..." Tietou said again: "But just before you came, someone knocked on the door and said that he is my father and he is back! And his The voice and tone are very similar! Although I didn't dare to open the door and look, I can almost confirm that it is my father!"

"But how can the dead come back to life! This is clearly an evil!" Tietou begged, "So I want to ask some people to help me see what's going on."

"Also... If my father really becomes a ghost, 80% is a good ghost. I hope that some of you don't hurt his body, and it's better to let him know when he is lost and return to the land for safety.

Tietou reminded filially.

In the simple concept of the countryside, it is still hoped that the whole body can be left behind after the death of relatives. What he worries most is that these cultivators acted brutally and directly overwhelmed his father physically.

So the key point is to keep the body intact.

"Resurrected from the dead?" Old Du frowned again. "This is a strange thing. I heard people say that there are many demons and evil spirits in the southern Xinjiang. I still doubt it, but now I am really convinced."

"But we are in a hurry to go to Shanbei Village. We can't delay it. It would be easy to kill a wicked evildoer, but to investigate this kind of thing, if it is a bit complicated, I don't know how long it will take..."

Wang Longqi turned his back and whispered to the two of them.

"His father is dead, but my father can still rescue him..."

"Why don't you..." Li Chu thought, and said, "Lao Du, you stay here. Investigate this matter for the time being. Tomorrow I will go to Shanbei Village with Wang Longqi."

"Okay." Duranke replied.

In his opinion, this is the master's recognition of his ability to be on his own. As a young disciple in his forties, he was very pleased.

"what?"

Iron head is a bit skeptical.

Although this Taoist priest looks a bit older, the master and the apprentice are definitely more reliable. Hearing that the little Taoist priest was leaving, leaving only an old disciple here, he didn't know the inside story, and he couldn't help feeling that the other party was perfunctory.

Dulanke saw his concerns, so he patted his chest and said:

"Brother, don't worry, there is nothing terrible. Although I am a little apprentice in our Deyun Temple. But I was in Shenluo City before, but I had been a master watcher for more than ten years. I am considered a famous ruthless man in the south of Shenluo City! He was also the main player in several battles to eradicate evil spirits in the city."

"Really?" Tietou showed a simple smile now~www.ltnovel.com~ Then it's a long way to go. "

"Don't worry." Old Du said again: "Don't tell me, just now at the entrance of your village, our team encountered a walking corpse. I may kill the people in your village."

"I started with a swordsmanship, pierced it, and summoned it back with another sword to bring it back to the head."

"But I have always acted meticulously, worrying that its Yin Qi will not be extinguished, and another fire talisman hit it and burned it into a mass of ashes!"

"Haha, there are no bones left."

"The entrance to the village?" Tietou blinked, "Isn't that very close to my house?"

"Yes, it's not far in front of your house." Old Du touched his chin. "Speaking of which, the walking corpse seemed to have come from the direction of your house."

"But it doesn't matter..." He waved his hand again, "It's all gone anyway."

"Let's think hard about how to help your dad enter the soil for safety."

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