I Can’t Be a Sword God

The first time Chen Huaji saw Liu Qinglian was on her initial stage.

At that time, Taogulou started to build momentum a month in advance, and even promoted Miss Koyanagi as a "pretty girl once in four thousand years", which aroused the appetite of the literati in the city.

It is actually a very dangerous behavior to build momentum in this way, because once the good girl does not meet people's expectations, the greater the expectation, the greater the disappointment.

However, Miss Koyanagi caught the expectations of the whole city.

And it goes far beyond.

For her first song of the day, she wore the same costumes as the dancing girls around, but in the crowd, everyone could see her difference at a glance.

The flowers of the southern country are gone in a dance.

After returning home, Chen Huaji wrote in his diary.

"June 13th, remember to see you for the first time, alone and beautiful in the crowd."

"Just today, I met the true love of this life, Miss Koyanagi."

"This time it's true true love..."

"It's different from what I did to Yan Xiaoyao, Chen Baiyi, Dai Luong, Sui Yangliu, Chu Qingyan, Xiao Mingyue..."

"I swear."

"By the way, all the previous oaths are invalidated."

...

Seven days later, when the curiosity of all the literati in the city had reached the limit, Taogulou let Miss Koyanagi perform again.

And after the performance, choose the Yake on the peach blossom list to have a chat to accumulate popularity.

Taogulou's rewards are replaced by peach blossoms made of silk and silk. Twelve taels of silver can be exchanged for a peach blossom, and literati and elegant scholars can give peach blossoms when they meet a girl they like.

Those who donate more in the front row can be on the Peach Blossom List.

Miss Koyanagi's choice for talks is not necessarily the one with the most rewards, but it must be on the peach blossom list.

On this day, Chen Huaji did not make the list.

He donated a valuable pearl hairpin and replaced twenty peach blossoms. If it were other girls, it would definitely be enough to make the list.

But Miss Koyanagi's popularity is really extraordinary.

Although Chaotianque's salary is very high, his shots are still not enough compared to those who spend a lot of money.

So he wrote.

"June 21, if I am young and do not feel inferior, there must be a lot of wives and concubines."

"Today, I realized the suffering caused by poverty. I donated a two hundred taels of pearl flowers, but they were not even above the list."

"There are so many people who like Miss Xiaoyanagi."

"But this also shows that I have a good vision."

"Hope, she can wear that bead flower."

"This way when she meets other literati."

"I can also have a sense of participation."

...

After another seven days, this time, Chen Huaji rushed to Taogu Tower early and donated a whole month's salary before Miss Xiaoliu appeared.

Finally, he was on the list, and even once occupied the first place on the list.

Up to three breaths time.

Unfortunately, in the final link, he was not selected.

After all, there are hundreds of scholars on the list.

So he wrote.

"June 28th, meeting you in my lifetime, I spent all my luck."

"Today I finally got on Miss Xiaoyanu."

"The list."

"While she was reciting my name and saying thankful words."

"I feel that life is different from the others."

"Looking back now, it seems..."

"The cold porridge in the pot has become fragrant."

"The pickles in the rice bowl are sweetened."

"The steamed buns became soft last night."

"Although the house leaks rain, it is also exceptionally warm."

"I made a decision."

"Starting tomorrow, I will have two jobs."

...

After another seven days, Chen Huaji dragged his tired body to Taogu Tower.

Recently, he was on duty in Chaotianque during the day, and at night, he also took care of the nursing home for a large family.

Relying on the strong spirit of the cultivator in the early stage of the gods, he only sleeps for one hour a day.

In fact, if it is a serious spiritual practitioner, it is quite respected.

Just putting up an offering sign in a big family, and occasionally offering one or two hands, can make a considerable income every month.

but……

Chen Huaji only knows how to escape from the five elements.

The sacrifices needed by large families are to deter others, or to sit in the house.

There must be at least one magical power to bluff people.

And Chen Huaji...Professional and proficient in various departments.

The output depends entirely on Fulu.

Ok……

He had to surrender himself and go to work as a night nursing home.

The family who hired him was because the house was very large and worried about snatchers at night, but the ladies in the family were afraid of dogs...

A night-use Chen Huaji perfectly filled this vacancy.

When he walked into Taogulou, he carried all his savings in his arms.

These savings barely allowed him to catch the bottom of Miss Xiaoyanu's list.

When the master of ceremonies said his name in the last session, he couldn't believe it.

I was selected?

I was selected?

I was selected?

I actually have this opportunity in my life to be able to chat with Miss Xiaoyan face to face (through the screen) for an hour.

Oh my god.

Even death is worth it.

He was still dizzy when the little maid took him upstairs and went around to Miss Xiao Liu's living room.

Miss Xiaoliu said softly and sit down.

He just sat down like a dream, and immediately gave a big smile.

This smile is warm and innocent.

Across the faint flower-and-bird screen, he could see Miss Xiaoliu's slender figure and elegant face, as if in front of his eyes.

He hardly knew what he said.

But every sentence is deeply in my mind.

After returning home, he wrote excitedly.

"On July 5th, I want to take you to the romantic Liuhua River, and then together, to Shenluo and Chaoge."

"Today I was selected to talk to Miss Koyanagi."

"I said a total of sixty-eight sentences and seven hundred and eighty-two words with her, 80% of which were said by me and 20% by her."

"In her words, excluding ‘oh’, ‘haha’, and ‘and then,’ there are a total of more than forty words."

"Full of dry goods."

"I asked her many thoughtful but polite questions."

"for example."

"have you eaten?"

"What did you eat?"

"What are you doing?"

"How much do you earn in a month?"

"how old are you?"

"A few people in the family"

"..."

"After this long conversation, I have a very in-depth understanding of Miss Koyanagi."

"Believe that my witty and connotative conversation must have left a deep impression on her."

"This is just our first conversation."

"It will be long in Japan."

"The only regret is."

"She is too tired."

"Just talked for half an hour."

"She said she wanted to go to bed early today."

"Go to take a shower first."

...

After more than a month passed, Chen Huaji's miss for Miss Xiaoyan increased day by day.

He believes that Miss Xiaoyan should also miss him a little bit last time.

In the past month or so, Miss Koyanagi's reputation has grown stronger.

The speed of his two jobs can no longer match the growth rate of literati who like her.

He never touched Miss Xiaoliu's peach blossom list.

But Miss Koyanagi's performance, he never missed a single.

He was overjoyed when he heard that she squeezed Xiao Mingyue to become the oiran of the moon that year.

Although Xiao Mingyue is still his last true love...

but……

The most important thing for men is to be single.

There is only one tongue, and only one true love.

Mid-Autumn Festival.

He waited and waited, waited and waited.

When the full moon rises into the sky, the clouds are clear.

When the Hua Deng is in the early stage, there are thousands of colorful lights.

When she put on a bright moon and Caixia, she slowly descended from the sky along the transparent ribbon. At that moment, all sentient beings were turned upside down.

That dance was all over the country.

He was intoxicated by it, like thousands of spectators.

However, she never expected that after that dance, she would fall to the ground, revealing a demon body.

The crowd rioted, and Chaotian Quemen who was present arrested her on the spot and took her to prison.

He was also under the gate of the sky, but he stayed in a daze.

So... is she a fairy?

He returned to his residence like walking corpses all the way, pondering for a long time, and he made up his mind.

He believes that Miss Xiaoyan is a kind woman, and she has never done anything that hurts the world, no matter whether she is a demon or a demon.

However, according to the Heluo Law, the monsters that have mixed into the city and caused riots will be exiled or sold.

He can't watch Miss Koyanagi become a slave!

Must save her!

The prison in Chaotianque is heavily guarded.

Fortunately, Miss Koyanagi was only locked on the first floor.

With his escape technique, it should not be difficult to bring her in and out. As for the key to the shackles, it is not difficult for the inner ghost to get it.

After making a careful plan in mind.

He wrote again.

"August 15th, you know that even if the heavy rain turns this city upside down, I will embrace you."

"I decided to save Miss Xiao Liu."

"Even though she was born in a brothel, she has also become a monster."

"But I believe she is a good girl."

"Although it is dangerous, as long as she can see my true heart through this robbery, it will be worth it."

"I decided……"

"From now on, I will call Chen Qing for boys and Chen Lian for girls."

...

This night.

He bravely rushed into the prison, charged into the battle, like a dragon, and rescued Miss Xiaoliu.

But she didn't want Miss Xiao Liu to not recognize herself at first sight.

Ok……

She had just experienced big ups and downs, and she was in a trance, which was normal.

Fortunately, when she mentioned her name, she remembered her identity.

Explain that he is still very unique to her.

Right?

But even if I remembered my identity.

She doesn't seem to trust herself very much.

Ok……

She is a weak woman...a weak banshee, it is normal for her to feel insecure in the human world.

As long as she slowly shows her kindness and sincerity, she will be melted by her love soon.

Right?

At this time a little Taoist appeared.

Suddenly... she trusted the little Taoist priest.

He also grabbed the guarded self, saying that the little Taoist was not a bad person.

The little Taoist looks like nothing but handsome.

Ok……

As a woman in a brothel, it is a normal thing for her to feel kind to the "cultivator".

Right?

The little Taoist came over, his face clearly blank.

And his smile is warm and innocent.

But Miss Xiaoliu approached him subconsciously.

It's getting closer and closer.

She's still relying on it.

Don't rely on it, please.

by.

Ok……

Since she said that she is not a fairy~www.ltnovel.com~, it may be that she is not used to this snake body, and it is normal to lean on some nearby objects.

Right?

Seeing Miss Koyanagi leaning softly against the little Taoist priest, she seemed to be happier as she talked.

Chen Huaji's warm and innocent smile disappeared, the corners of his mouth gradually bend down, his nostrils gradually expanded, and tears loomed in his eyes...

He remembered it silently in his heart.

"August 16, I shouldn't be in the temple, I should be at the bottom of the temple."

"I tried all my hard work to rescue Miss Xiaoyanagi."

"She is closer to a little Taoist priest than to me."

"But... it doesn't matter."

"As long as you tell me later that you are innocent."

"I must believe you."