I Can’t Be a Sword God

When Li Xinyi came to Renjiaji County Office, he saw this scene...

A group of brawny men with naked torso, as if beaten up in blood, punched and kicked in the county yard, raging.

Xie Ruilin interspersed in the center, shouting twice from time to time.

"Strong!"

"well!"

"energetic!"

They were bathed in the dusk of the sky, their muscles bulged and golden light, and their sweat was like golden particles. Occasionally, they would collide with each other and make powerful bangs.

The whole picture is full of philosophy...

She couldn't help but secretly said in her heart, it's no wonder that Ren Jiaji has been zombies since ancient times.

The people here... are too impatient to live...

Xie Ruilin watched the catchers drill and was on his head. Suddenly, he caught a glimpse of a beautiful girl standing aside, and hurriedly stopped the crowd.

"Stop! Stop! Put your clothes on! Look at what you look like!"

Xie Da catching his head yelled, and at the same time, the first one to put on his clothes, fasten his belt, and greet him.

"This girl, are you doing something?"

Li Xinyi was speechless for a while, and then took out the Chaotianque sign.

"Xuan Yiwei, Li Xinyi, I was ordered to get rid of the zombies."

"Oh, it's Shangguan from Chaotianque."

Xie Ruilin had more experience in receiving Chaotianque than Chow Tai Fook, but he was still very respectful and quickly asked everyone to line up to welcome him.

Li Xinyi hurriedly waved his hand: "Don't be so troublesome... Don't disturb your routine... practice."

"No." Xie Ruilin was a little embarrassed, and quickly explained: "It was a small Daoist who came here today and blessed a piece of Dharma for our brothers. Nowadays, I feel like the dragon is strong and fierce, so I want to practice it. We don't usually do this. ."

Li Xinyi looked at him strangely.

A Taoist...blessed Dharma?

At this time, Li Chu just cleaned up his room after he went to the county government office and turned back.

Xie Ruilin hurriedly exclaimed: "Little Li Daochang, this is Miss Li who is facing the sky."

Li Chu saw an acquaintance, smiled slightly, "Long time no see."

Li Xinyi also smiled like a flower: "It's really been a long time since I saw you..."

The last time Li Chu saw her, he still reported the situation of the alien gate. Since then, Yuhang Town has been calm, and she has never seen the little Taoist priest again.

Xie Ruilin looked at her expression, then at Li Chu's face, his expression suddenly became subtle, "Miss Li...Little Li Daoist, do you know?"

Just listen to the two said at the same time:

"Little Li Daoist saved my life several times."

"I have received a lot of rewards from Miss Li."

Li Xinyi glanced at Li Chu and flattened his mouth.

Xie Ruilin smiled and said, "Then you two can work together to make it much more convenient. I was worried that you wouldn't deal with it."

He is really worried about this. If Chaotianque is short of manpower, please ask someone to help, then it is natural to say. However, after the local government reports the Chaotian fault, inviting others to come will easily cause dissatisfaction between the two parties.

Fortunately, the two are familiar with each other, so I save trouble.

Li Xinyi also nodded, which is the truth.

To cooperate with Li Chu, just shout "Six Six Six" louder.

It's really convenient...

Moreover, Renjiaji's zombies are making trouble every year, and it is not a big deal in the eyes of Chaotianque.

It was nothing more than flying or jumping stiff, sending a mysterious Xuanyi guard over, more than enough to deal with these.

Like the ghost general Qing Jia that Li Chu had accidentally killed with a sword before accidentally, it was the top and powerful existence in the flying dead.

He has practiced for hundreds of years, and he is also equipped with tricks, which is completely comparable to ordinary spiritual practitioners.

If it's a flying dead body that has just turned into a corpse, there is no chance of winning in the face of a divine cultivator with many magical powers and magic weapons.

Not to mention the stiff jump.

This time, the old lady of the Ren family was a stunner, so Chaotianque didn't pay much attention to it.

So I picked a more rookie from Xuan Yiwei.

...

"Every year, Chaotianque will select an elite to handle Ren Jiaji's affairs."

Walking with Li Chu in the town, Li Xinyi said.

"Recently, it seems that Hangzhou Mansion is not peaceful. A big demon has appeared in the world, and most of the staff have been recalled to Mansion. Those who are still working outside are all...the elite."

"Oh? The big demon is here?" Li Chu was curious.

"Yes, I heard that it was an ancestral demon that existed in the era of the opening of the world. Although the big demon of that level generally does not harm people, no matter what it does, it may cause disasters even if it reaches Hangzhou Mansion. So beware." Li Xinyi said.

"Yeah." Li Chu nodded.

He thought of the Huai ancestor who used to be in the Zhengqi Academy. Any avatar left behind can survive for more than eight hundred years, and has a very strong power.

The big demon at that level is indeed terrifying.

He didn't go far, and he came to the Ren family mansion.

It is said in many places that zombies will first **** the blood of their loved ones. This statement is actually not accurate.

It's because there are the most zombies at this level of zombie and zombie, and this type of zombies has not yet activated its wisdom, and its activities will follow the habits of the past.

It will subconsciously walk on the path it had taken before it was alive, and will often return to familiar places during its lifetime.

This place is often its home.

Going home, naturally it is very likely to hurt the blood of the loved ones.

The two catchers who had been injured before, also knew this common sense, so they patrolled around the Ren family mansion.

I thought it was blue sky and white day, zombies would not come out, who knew that Old Man Ren was hiding in a dirt shed on a small road around Ren's house.

A catcher sneaked in and peeed, just when he ran into the old lady.

After it hurt people, the crowd rushed back and jumped in the direction of Yindang Mountain. The rigorous jumping was already as powerful as an ox, bounced like flying, and a crowd of mortals couldn't stop it in the open space, so they had to let it go.

But at night, it will come back 80%.

The Ren family naturally welcomed the arrival of the two cultivators. Although they have also invited the repairer's town house, the family worship of this kind of town is naturally not enough to compare with Chaotian Quemen.

Regarding the degree of bluffing by the name, outside of Yuhang Town, Li Chu is really inferior to Li Xinyi. This is the advantage of the big power.

However, the worshiper of the Ren family still insisted. He made a lot of preparations, and he should try to deal with the zombie first.

Li Chu and Li Xinyi also agreed.

After all, they have been here once and then left. This consecrater wants to beg for food all the time, and it's okay to let him show his hand.

Ren's house is not a traditional attic building, but is similar to a tube building.

Everyone in the family lives in a fenced building, and there is actually a space similar to Wengcheng at the entrance of the building.

In the unlikely event that a zombie breaks in, just drop the first and second gates and you can trap them inside. At first glance, you can see the rich experience gained after hundreds of years of struggle.

It's just to be used on my family members today.

Soon, it was dark.

Ren's family huddled upstairs, looking at them tremblingly through the window.

People who can fall asleep at night like this don't know how much they feel.

Li Chu was sitting in the open space, as if he was meditating with his eyes closed, but in fact the mind-eye technique was already spread over the entire Renjiaji.

The veneration of the town house of the Ren family is still introducing the old man Ren's son, the current man, his gatekeeping strategy.

"Master Ren, after listening to the battle I prepared, you won't worry at all. I put twelve spiritual officials' rushing amulet on the second gate. When the old lady rushed over and touched this, it was quite Yu was attacked by the twelve spirit officials. With the huge stone gate blocking the way, it will definitely not be able to push it open. What will it do? It will turn its head."

"But at this time, the first gate will also fall. Hey, I put twenty fire moisturizers on it to conquer zombies! At this time, there will be ten barrels of kerosene falling from the sky! With fire moisturizers It’s so strong that the land burned that day."

"Keeping your father's bones will be dead! Haha!"

"..."

After listening, Master Ren just snorted and walked away without saying a word.

"what?"

That worship scratched his head, why does Master Ren seem unhappy?

At this moment, Li Chu's eyes opened, "Here."

His voice was not loud, but everyone upstairs and downstairs trembled.

After a while...

Bang! Bang! Bang!

Heavy footsteps came, it was the sound of jumping forward.

Stiff jumping is indeed stiff hands and feet, but if you think they are inflexible, you are wrong.

After being promoted to jumping stiff, the zombies will not only be hard and powerful, but will also greatly increase their flexibility. It can jump three or five feet away in one step, and it can jump one after another. Ordinary people face a stiff jump, and there is no room for escape at all!

"Here, here comes, ready to open the gate!" the priest said loudly.

Bang!

With another heavy footsteps, the figure of the old lady appeared.

It wore the robes before it died, and the brocade was already torn and ragged, and its skin was rotten and dark, and it was completely invisible to the way it was before birth.

At this time, even the most beloved children and grandchildren in his lifetime, dare not look at it.

Bang!

Another step, it jumped between the two gates!

"Pull the gate!" Enshrine yelled, and the family above cut the rope.

Boom——Boom!

There was a loud sound of a boulder landing, and the second gate inside crashed down.

At the same time, the first gate in front also fell heavily. It must be at the same time, otherwise there is a slight gap, and it will be escaped by the extremely fast jumping stiffness.

Just heard two explosions inside, and the zombies let out a roar of "Aw--".

When the Ren family worshipped heard this call, he happily pulled at Master Ren, "Haha, your father has been tricked by me, it was stupid by me!"

Then, the kerosene pours over the city.

With a bang, flames rushed up, revealing firelight from the gap!

"Your dad was burned inside! Your dad was burned inside!" Seeing that the plan went well, the Ren Jiafu was overjoyed, "How terrible it is to hear it!"

Master Ren's lips trembled, pointed at him, and still didn't say a word for a long time.

I don't know how to start...

The fire ignited for a long while, but the screams inside were still endless.

"Hiss." The Ren Jiashi couldn't help but muttered, "Why is your father still alive..."

"Huh!" Master Ren finally whipped his sleeves and said angrily: "If something goes wrong this time, you don't even want to get a penny!"

At this time, just listen to the bang!

The second gate near the fence was hit hard! It shook a bit.

"What's going on? If it's a stiff jump... I can't have such a lot of strength!" Li Xinyi was also taken aback.

Li Chu has been watching the situation inside with his mind and eyes, and said at this time: "Its qi has become stronger."

Bang!

There was another heavy blow.

Bang!

In the fear of everyone in the Ren family, the huge stone gate was shattered!

A black shadow that burned to black and eroded, but became brighter and brighter, burst out violently!

"My mother--" Ren Jiazhuo fell to the ground as soon as he was frightened, "Your father has become stiff!"

In the blaze of fire just now, not only did the old lady not die, he was actually promoted to a flying dead!

This is beyond everyone's expectations!

Fei Zang already had a sense of wisdom, even if it was just opened, he still remembered the person outside who had been looking forward to his own death!

Just when it flew towards the worship.

Li Chu stood up, drew his sword, and cut it down.

laugh--

A red dragon broke through the air, and after Li Chu's advance judgment, it landed on the flying zombies exactly.

There was a bang.

A huge flying stiff that burned undead with countless flames, it just... disappeared out of thin air.

The Ren family worshiper thought he was going to die for a moment, and suddenly escaped his life, making the whole person a little stupid.

He stared at Li Chu blankly, and then at Master Ren, who was also frightened and silly next to him, UU reading www.uukānshu.com muttered, "This little Taoist priest, you can kill your father."

The Ren family, who was peeking upstairs, had just mentioned a little bit of fear at that moment.

Then suddenly disappeared.

At this moment, I actually feel a little empty in my heart...

Something seems to be missing inexplicably.

Li Xinyi was accustomed to this, and out of support, she applauded perfunctorily.

Look at Li Chu's exorcism.

Unpretentious...and boring.

Master Ren got up from the ground, looked at Li Chu tremblingly, and said, "Dao Master Xiao Li, is this the end?"

He was also a little unbelievable.

Li Chu shook his head.

"No, it's not over yet."