I become light in American comics

Chapter 135 Green Customs

"I've tolerated you for a long time!"

"I still think you should surrender!"

There is no doubt that it is a fierce battle, with attacks and defenses exchanged at every turn. You come and I fight, inextricably between a man's small left and small right.

Well, Two-Face is at war with himself again.

And everyone left in the store, whether it was the two remaining "hostages" or the younger brothers who had been trained to shame by the double-faced man, all now became a mass of people eating melons.

"Is he usually like this?" Shen You even started chatting with the robbers.

The muscle gangster next to him lit up a cigarette: "Not really. He is always crazy. He often talks to himself and sometimes quarrels with himself. But it's not as serious as today."

"Hey, no smoking is allowed in the store." Shen You pointed to the "No Smoking" sign hanging on the wall.

"Oh, sorry."

The gangster smiled apologetically and put out his cigarette.

He seemed to have completely forgotten his identity as a robber.

Two-Face was still punching and kicking himself. Shen You glanced at the old wizard: "What's the test result?"

"You can't imagine it." The old wizard's eyes flashed with excitement, "This is a brand new direction. A person, under extreme circumstances, splits into two personalities, one is a demon bred by hatred, and the other is a concrete manifestation of good thoughts. Angel.

In fact, probably most people are like this. If the personality is divided according to this standard, then the good part will be a hundred times more good than it originally was, while the evil part will be twice as evil.

If this spell is developed successfully, maybe I can even completely separate good and evil in a person! Why haven't I thought of this idea before? "

This made Shen You think about it. He vaguely recalled that there seemed to be such a chapter in the original Zhenglian story, where the good and evil of the members of the Justice League were separated into separate individuals. Even the classic old Superman movies of the last century have similar scenes.

So this situation was probably what the old wizard Shazam discovered first, right?

During the scuffle, Two-Face's wallet flew to the ground, bounced open, and dropped a photo.

Photo of a woman. A head of fiery red hair, a slim figure, and a super-large-diameter high-beam headlight that is so bright that it can blind a 24K titanium dog's eyes in the dark night.

Shen You raised his eyebrows, wondering why he looked familiar.

Two-Face noticed it, hurriedly came over, grabbed the photo, and stuffed it back into his wallet.

"What are you looking at?" He stared at everyone like a wounded beast.

"Nothing. Who is that?" Shen You asked casually.

"What does it have to do with you?" Two-Face groaned.

But even without mentioning Shen You, he could guess: "Girlfriend?"

Shen You frowned slightly. The first thing he thought of was Rachel, the heroine in the movie "The Dark Knight", but he soon realized that she was an original character in the movie and not this one. In the original Two-Face's origin, he did have a fiancée named Greda, but she rarely appeared in subsequent versions of the story.

Even in the old animation "Batman TAS", his girlfriend was Poison Ivy, and before Harvey turned into Two-Face, the two once showed off their affection in front of the boss. It was not until Harvey was poisoned that he discovered that Poison Ivy had approached him with a purpose. This was also the first appearance of Poison Ivy in the animated series.

Wait a minute, speaking of Poison Ivy, the image of the red-haired girl in the photo is quite similar.

"Correction, it's my girlfriend." Harvey retorted.

"Oh, are you ready to tell the difference so clearly now?"

"You are a thief and a killer, and I am a lawyer." Harvey said confidently.

"So doesn't this sound similar?" Two-Face sneered.

Then they started fighting again.

Shen You pondered. It was hard to say whether it was Poison Ivy, but he had definitely seen the woman in the photo. He came to the store earlier today and got stuck with the greasy and fat detective.

Suddenly I felt a little sympathy for Harvey.

He thought for a while and said: "Forget it, you guys take a break, don't fight now. Why don't you have something to eat? Do we have anything in the kitchen?"

"some."

The old wizard was very satisfied with the inspiration he gained today, grabbed his apron and got ready to cook.

"I'll make dinner. Would you like everyone to join us and have some?"

Judging from his excited demeanor, he seemed to be taking advantage of the crowd in the store today to try out his newly developed recipe.

All the gangsters looked at each other.

Suddenly I felt that there was something wrong with the hostages cooking dinner for them.

But Shen You stopped him.

"There's no need for it today. There's still food at home. Just grab some."

So he sacrificed——

Lettuce, cucumber, mint-flavored cookies, matcha-flavored mini cakes

Looking at the greenery, I thought I had strayed into the Amazon jungle.

A younger brother couldn't help but marvel: "Do you usually eat such healthy food?"

"It's not normal." Shen You sat down and said, "It's just that we have allusions in the East. If a friend of mine was brutally betrayed by his wife, we would say he was a cuckold."

"That sounds weird." The younger brother muttered, "Cuckolding is quite normal here. We even have a Cuckold Festival."

"It's local custom." Shen You explained, "So if a friend suffered a similar betrayal and I happened to know about it, then we would often use a more tactful way to use metaphors. For example, make a lot of green ones. Show him something and he will naturally understand it.”

"I see. Hey, aren't there a lot of green ones here?" The younger brother's eyes lit up and he felt that he had discovered something extraordinary. "Does that mean that one of us has been... raped?"

As he said this, he caught a glimpse of Two-Face, and saw the murderous look in the boss's eyes, and his nostrils seemed to be breathing fire.

Then the smile suddenly disappeared.

"Ah this." The younger brother was stunned.

"Impossible, absolutely impossible!" Two-Face angrily drew his gun and pointed it at Shen You, "You are lying!"

"It's the truth, I can testify." The old wizard also spoke out, "I also saw it and it's hard not to see her. She is indeed a very attractive woman."

Even the little cat Stritch put aside and meowed, indicating that I had seen it too.

"Actually, I had a vague premonition, but I never said it." Harvey said dully on half of his face, "Look, no normal woman can accept our monster-like appearance. This is It's natural, I think you must have guessed it deep down in your heart, but you just refused to face it."

"Shut up, shut up!"

Two-Face punched his right cheek again, and angrily took out his coin.

One side has scratches, one side has no scratches. Two-Face has severe difficulty in making choices. He needs the help of coins to make any decision.

The two-faced man stared at the coin angrily: "If it's heads, I'll stab her to death."

"Then if it's the opposite, will you forgive her?" The younger brother asked cautiously from the side.

Then he was kicked to pieces by Two-Face.

"If it's the other way around, I'll kill her with one shot!"

Then Harvey started to mutter again: "Why bother? She is a good girl, she deserves better. There is a kind of love called letting go."

"Go and eat the bird!" Two-Face yelled, "No one can betray me! No one!"

"I can't allow you to do this!" Harvey shouted.

"Oh? Then you want to give it a try?"

Then his left and right hands began to fight with each other, only their common heads were damaged.

"."

It seemed like a long time, but in fact, less than an hour had passed since they entered the store.

At this moment, after dismantling a gas bomb belonging to Scarecrow on the other side of Gotham, Batman hurriedly hurriedly arrived, finally arriving.

First there was a bang, the lights suddenly went out, and the store fell into darkness. Following the sound of "clang", Batman broke in through the window, rolled to the ground handsomely, stood up and assumed a fighting posture.

Then he saw Two-Face sitting on the ground dejectedly.

"Oh, you're here?"

Two-Face looked up lazily, glanced at him, and then raised his hands toward him.

"Catch me in and do it quickly."

He looked like he was tired, just destroy it, it didn’t matter.

Batman: "."

This may be the easiest super villain the Dark Knight has caught since his debut.

There was no conspiracy and no resistance. Throughout the whole process, Two-Face had a "GKD" impatient attitude, as if he was eager to finish the process and go to Arkham to get moldy.

But before Two-Face was taken away, Shen You thought and asked, "By the way, does that woman have a name?"

Two-Face raised his head, and Harvey's half of his face glanced at him.

"Pamela," he said, "Pamela Eisley."

Shen You raised his eyebrows.

Good guy.

She really is Poison Ivy.

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