He counted with his fingers: No, that’s your sister!

"Hey, Yu Libao has received 3,000 yuan."

Immediately afterwards, 'My wife is very nervous - Mr. Zhang' came on the mic.

After the screen was split into two, the live broadcast room exploded.

【Hahaha, it looks like this guy’s wife is really tight. Look at the dark circles under his eyes, are they similar to the giant panda in my backyard?】

【I can't even stay up all night for a month without the dark circles under my eyes. Brother, even if your wife is a child in Tianshan, she should take it easy. After all, her life is at stake.】

【Spring is warm and flowers are blooming: I’m so jealous, that damn guy in my family fell asleep when he came home, and I’ve become a widow.】

【Looking at the online name of the grandma upstairs, she is in her early fifties, right? No wonder the eldest brother fell asleep】

【It is said that at thirty you are like a wolf, at forty you are like a tiger, and at fifty you can sit on the ground and absorb dirt. Isn't this just talk?】

【Ah, my eyes, my eyes……】

……

Chen Xuan's face got hot when he saw all the people showing off their driving skills in the live broadcast room.

He could only cough dryly and face Mr. Zhang who was on the microphone.

Before Chen Xuan could ask the question, Mr. Zhang looked bitter and said in a feeble voice,"Taoist Master, help me. I feel like I'm about to be sucked dry."——"

With a funny expression and two panda-like dark circles under his eyes, even Chen Xuan was very happy with this scene.

"Can you tell me specifically what happened?"Chen Xuandao.

The two consecutive non-asking and active deductions made Chen Xuan a little tired without the blessing of cultivation.

This time he simply let the other party speak first. Anyway, the netizens who stayed in the live broadcast room at this moment all trusted him.

After that, Zhang Sir nodded,

"My name is Zhang Wei, Zhang from Da Zhangwei, Wei from Viagra. Here’s the thing:……"

As Zhang Wei recounted the exciting things he had experienced, many male netizens in the live broadcast room asked me to come.

It turns out that Zhang Wei and his wife Xiao Xia were a newlywed couple who had just been married for less than three months. They met during a work-study program at the university. After graduation, they met each other's parents and were very satisfied, so they successfully entered the marriage hall.

Because both families were from rural areas and the small family did not have much initial capital, they agreed to have children in two years.

My life was originally very happy.

But Zhang Wei's parents were anxious to hold their grandson, so they urged her. Xiaoxia couldn't stand her mother-in-law's consolation, so she told Zhang Wei about the matter. As the male protagonist, Zhang Wei thought more far-reaching and firmly disagreed, so the two of them It was a bit unpleasant.

In Zhang Wei's view, this was a small matter in itself, but his wife gradually became abnormal and pestered him for demands every day.

At first, Zhang Wei just felt pain in his back, and gradually he began to feel overwhelmed at work. In the end, he almost messed up a big order and was almost fired from the company because of this incident. In order to make more money, Zhang Wei and Xiao Xia temporarily slept in separate rooms.

That is to say, from the first day of sleeping in separate rooms, Zhang Wei began his life of wet dreams.

Every night as long as he falls asleep, he will clap with various girls. The real energy in the dream is just like reality and it still squirms.

At first, Zhang Wei felt very excited when he woke up. After all, the dreams were all about his favorite celebrities.

But as he had wet dreams every day and had this kind of dream every day, Zhang Wei began to be unable to hold on any longer.

Two weeks later, he got up to go to work that morning as usual, but it took a lot of effort to get up, and his eyes were so black that he was scared to death.

When this happened, my family was frightened and started going to various hospitals, including Harmony Hospital.

But it's no use.

The veteran Chinese medicine doctor who has been a national expert in kidney tonifying for fifty years is at a loss what to do, and bluntly said: When I go back, I want to eat something and prepare something for the funeral, right?

It has developed to this point, even if he takes a nap for a few seconds during the day, Zhang Wei will clap with various girls in his dreams and he really can't hold it anymore.

As Zhang Wei finished his weak narration, the barrage in the live broadcast room with nearly 70,000 people seemed like deathly silence.

Immediately afterwards, barrages swept over like a tidal wave.

Brother is eighteen meters tall; [Holy shit, is this so outrageous? 】

Brother, cross your waist three or four times; 【Who do you want to applaud with during the day? Your dream will definitely come true at night? ]

Empty-nest college student; [Oh my god, it’s been 34 years since I was born a singleton, how come I haven’t encountered such a good thing? 】

The big secret is my wife; 【Good boy, if it is true, then... the whole entertainment industry hehehehe!】

【What the hell is the entertainment industry? I will kill directly through the second dimension! 】

Yun Yun, my wife; 【I directly killed all the major novels and the perfect four beggars, Jie Jie Jie……】

【Me too, oh my god, I can’t believe there is such a good thing in the world?】

【Brother Zhang, I urge you to be honest and explain how you got this disease. Please infect it to me quickly. I am willing to die if you get this disease.】

【Uh, disgusting, how could such a thing happen in this world? I don’t believe it... I don’t believe it.】

【Measurements 650: Fortunately, this baby is not a celebrity, otherwise he would have been insulted (Fan Tianyin with both arms) Humph!】

【Why do I think this guy is bragging? I have never heard of such a thing.】

……

Faced with countless questions from people in the live broadcast room, the weak Zhang Wei was unable to refute. He only looked at Chen Xuan with pleading eyes.

"Taoist priest, everything I said is true. If you tell me a lie, I will die of exhaustion immediately."

Chen Xuan's mouth twitched when he heard this.

"You really dare to say that if it had been any later, you would have been completely exhausted."

Now every word Chen Xuan says is convincing.

Sure enough, as soon as he said this, everyone in the live broadcast room asked questions

"Taoist priest, do you believe what I said?"

Zhang Wei almost cried.

In the past, when he told others about his illness, others would either think that he was a pervert or in the late stages of paranoia.

Chen Xuan nodded,"Judging from the extent of your Yang Yuan loss, it is indeed not caused by an ordinary illness."

"Then Taoist Priest, what’s going on with my illness?

Zhang Wei said with a sad face,"I have never offended anyone, right?""

This time Chen Xuan rarely asked Zhang Wei for his birth date and his wife Xiaoxia's horoscope.

Seeing this scene, netizens in the live broadcast room also felt that what Zhang Wei encountered should not be simple.

Because the two previous Chen Xuan were both Let's get straight to the point.

But this time, how can it be calculated based on the couple's horoscopes? After Chen Xuan got the horoscopes of the two, he was slightly shocked and blurted out subconsciously.

"No wonder it’s like seeing flowers in the mist at first glance, it turns out that’s how it is……"

You must know that when Chen Xuan dealt with the previous two weird things, he was very calm and calm.

But this time Chen Xuan not only frowned but also muttered something.

Netizens in the live broadcast room also speculated

【I'll go, what's the situation? Did something big happen this time?】

【No way, the Taoist priest didn't even frown when he was looking at Brother Ninth just now. What's the situation now? Could it be that Zhang Wei has a more powerful master?】

【I'm so nervous. I can't even handle the Taoist priest, right?】

【Could it be that he is a vixen with integrity? Is the Taoist priest also afraid that he will be tricked?】

【If the Taoist Master can't handle it, then we can only go directly to Longhu Mountain to find the Purple-clothed Celestial Master, right?】

……

The barrages were all based on speculation, which made Zhang Wei's face turn green.

With his current physical condition, how could he travel a long distance to Longhu Mountain?

About ten seconds passed. Chen Xuan put down his left hand and slowly opened his eyes.

"Taoist Priest, if you can't take care of my illness, do you really want to go to Longhu Mountain?

Chen Xuan said expressionlessly,"If you can't even control me, your trip to Longhu Mountain will be in vain.""

"ah?"Zhang Wei was confused.

"Taoist priest, what's wrong with me?

Chen Xuan pondered for a moment and said to Zhang Wei in the live broadcast room,"You should have heard of the term 'ranking in the immortal class', right?""

Zhang Wei nodded, and the live broadcast room also posted comments one after another.

"People who are successful in cultivating Taoism can be ranked in the class of immortals, which is what the saying goes and they go to heaven after death."

Chen Xuan continued,"There is also such a saying in reincarnation. For example, in ancient times, the Ziwei Star, Wenqu Star, and Wuqu Star descended to the earth. These are all recorded, ranked, and sorted."

Zhang Wei didn't understand," Taoist Priest, what does this have to do with the wet dream of a plain-headed commoner like me?"

"It really has nothing to do with you, but it does have something to do with your son."

Chen Xuandao said,"Your future son will be reincarnated with destiny and will just come to your home. However, some high-ranking people in the family have chosen your son's place, so they send their descendants to pester you every night. Make you sterile and replace it with fertility."

If it hadn't been for the two previous experiences, Chen Xuan would have been sprayed to death by 60,000 people in the live broadcast room when he said this.

Zhang Wei looked confused after hearing this,"Huh? In other words, I have been fucked by someone. What kind of people come to me at night?"

Chen Xuan didn't point it out. He nodded first and then said,"To be precise, it's not Piao, but the descendants of various immortal families. Well, that's not right. They are the descendants of those immortal families."

Hearing Chen Xuan's words, Zhang Wei looked disgusted. It turns out that the people he sang and sang with every night were descendants of various immortal families?

At this time, the live broadcast room had already exploded.

【Taoist priest, are you getting more and more outrageous?】

【Taoist Priest, although we believe in you, don’t be too harsh, everyone here is an adult!】

【Let me go, according to what the Taoist priest said, wouldn't Brother Zhang's future son be a big shot?】

【Haha, what age is this? There is still talk about being in the Immortal Class, nonsense, slip away.】

【Taoist brother, is Brother Zhang’s future son the emperor?】

……

Chen Xuan saw that the barrage in the live broadcast room was getting more and more outrageous, and he also said something that made countless netizens grit their teeth.

"As the saying goes, the secret of heaven cannot be leaked, neither spoken nor heard."

【Tianji, your sister, if there was a secret, you would have leaked it long ago, right? 】

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