Godly Fisherman

"Boss." The'monkey' who teased the golden monkey suddenly said, "I want to discuss something with you."

Today, people in charge of all aspects of Sidao Town came to Qianliyan, including Sister Ye, Li Bing, Monkey, Wenjie, etc., to report to Xiao Peng on their recent work.

Xiao Peng was cutting the ham with a Phoenix knife there. It was a serious Spanish Iberian ham, and it was recognized as the best quality ham.

This ham is made from free-range Iberian black hoof pigs, and it is grown up with natural acorns and other natural plants. Such foods are rich in sugars, fats and oleic acid. Black hoof pigs grown up on these foods have clean and transparent fat, low cholesterol content, and a unique flavor.

Making this kind of ham is very time-consuming. Every ham must be put in the cellar for three years and then cured for seven years, which means that it takes about ten years to make a ham! The annual output of authentic Iberian ham is only 80!

Nelson Wharton once gave Xiao Peng one. Xiao Peng is addicted to eating, so through his relationship, he buys three Iberian ham every year!

Such a piece of ham costs five thousand US dollars. The key is that money cannot buy it. Xiao Peng can only buy three pieces every year by virtue of his status as "Samuel."

There are also many good hams in China, such as Jinhua ham, Xuanwei ham, etc. But unlike Spanish ham, Chinese ham is cooked after cooking, while Iberian ham can be eaten raw.

In Spain, there are professional ham cutters, and a good ham cutter is equivalent to a top chef. Cutting an hour of ham pays $4,000 per hour 1

They cut the ham with a knife similar to that of a Japanese knife. It is more than a foot long and unusually sharp. The cut ham is as thin as a cicada's wings, so that the fat of the cut ham can drip into oil droplets.

Don’t look at Xiao Peng’s house where everything is valuable, but Xiao Peng really doesn’t pay attention to the sense of ritual. In his words, ‘you can make good tea after the toilet is cleaned’. So he likes to smoke cigars, but he doesn't have a cigar cutter; he likes to eat this Iberian ham, but he doesn't have a special ham cutter, so he uses his own Phoenix knife to cut it.

The emperor would be dumbfounded if he saw Xiao Peng using the Phoenix knife like this: it was it for meat, it was it for fish, or it was for ham. . . . . . I am afraid that Xiao Peng is the only one who can use the Phoenix Sword presented by the Great Emperor himself in this way.

Although there is no special knife for cutting ham, Xiao Peng's knife method is not covered. The red and white ham and the ham on top are contrasting each other, which seems to increase appetite.

Xiao Peng put the sliced ​​ham in a small dish: "I'm here to serve it all, you really use me as a waiter? You can send it to you to eat?"

After hearing this, the crowd rushed forward and took back the small dish containing the ham. They had already salivated, and they were waiting for Xiao Peng's words.

"Monkey, what are you talking about? Rub, did you eat like this? This is for wine!" Li Bing took a bite, half a plate of ham had already been eaten.

The monkey said vaguely: "Well, it's really delicious! Uh, what did I just say? Oh, that's it. I want to buy a batch of cars as our official cars here. Is this all right?"

Xiao Peng took a sip of the red wine and said, "This is a must. How about the accounts at Ocean Park now? Don't you let me pay for it?"

The monkey took a sip of red wine and swallowed his ham and said, "Vice, don't worry. Although there are constant controversies here, we are Chinese people, wherever there is fun, we will try our best to get together. The number of tourists here is beyond imagination. Even if it is not consumed in the Ocean Park, it has also promoted the catering and tourism industry in Sidao Town. Zhu Yilin now smiles from ear to ear every time he looks at the financial statements."

Xiao Peng laughed loudly and said: "Then buy it, we are not unable to pay. As long as it is not a BMW, you can pick it."

The monkey said: "Vice, I want to buy a Mercedes-Benz. But there is one thing I want to discuss with you. Although our business here is good, but after all, there are too many debts. There are still so many employees and monthly expenses. It’s too big. So I’m wondering whether we should cut our money now."

Xiao Peng looked at him and asked, "Then what are you going to do?"

The monkey replied: "I look at the judicial auction information. There is a batch of Mercedes-Benz for sale at the court. I want to take pictures of some of our official cars. I went and took a look. The prices of those cars are much lower than the market price. Can save costs."

Xiao Peng hasn't answered yet, but Wang Zhihao has already spoken: "Don't do this!"

The monkey looked at Wang Zhihao: "Lawyer Wang, why don't you go for this missed opportunity? Isn't it good to save capital?"

Wang Zhihao glanced at Xiao Peng and sighed: "As a legal worker, what I want to tell you is that the legal car can be touched without touching it. Mr. Hou, let me ask you a question. The judicial auction has already happened. It has been in history for several years and the price is still cheap. Why hasn't it been popular today?"

"Why?" The monkey looked at Wang Zhihao puzzled.

Wang Zhihao sighed: "I once bought a forensic car. I will use my personal experience to tell you about it."

Xiao Peng was also interested, and several people looked at Wang Zhihao.

Wang Zhihao looked at everyone and didn’t waste time. He said directly to everyone, “It’s true that the forensic car I photographed was a car in Qindao, but the bank for the auctioned car was in a certain Zhejiang province. The court, this meant that I had to pay the balance within one week of the auction, so I had to go to Zhejiang."

"It's a government department, and you know that it's impossible for you to say that you can see it when you see the person in charge. I ran over there all the way, and then I knew that even if the final payment is not enough, I have to sign one. The car can only be picked up with the confirmation letter. After I paid the balance, nobody at the scene knew the frame number of the car when I signed the confirmation letter. They could only contact the judge in charge of this matter. As a result, the judge was not there and could only continue. Wait."

"After a few days, I finally found the judge and signed the confirmation letter, but the judge told me that it would take fifteen working days before I could return to Qindao to pick up the car because they had to coordinate internally. At this time In the paragraph, I have to go to various departments to get what civil rulings, coordinated execution notices, receipts, etc., etc., to complete these procedures? God knows the year of the monkey! I ran here and out for a month, I don’t even know what the car looks like or what was worn out, only a few photos that were auctioned at that time.

"For this car, I ran the relevant department repeatedly. I didn't have a job. I ran in two places like this. It took two months to get the car finished! It's still my fault The court did not leave, forcing them to give me a quick application to get the car back. And this has already made many friends envy! Because the average time it takes for others to pick up the car is half a year! And this is not tragic. It's over! That car went to the repair shop four times in the first month I got it back! Mr. Hou, trust me, I would rather spend some money to buy a new car than greedy this kind of cheapness-the country's cheapness So accountable!"

When the monkey heard this, his eyes widened: "Is it so exaggerated?"

After hearing this, Wang Zhihao continued: "Buying a car is not bad. If you really want to go to the judicial auction to buy a house, that is the sinkhole! The house auctioned by the court looks very cheap on the surface, but in fact there are many hidden things. If you want to buy a house, you need to understand. Calculate taxes and conduct preliminary investigations of the house, such as whether there are people living, whether the house is collected, whether there is a lease, how much water and electricity management fees are owed, and whether the house has a real estate certificate? Most of the foreclosed houses are forcibly auctioned by the court , That’s the kind of debtors who don’t pay back the money. Usually there are people living in them, and the keys are in the hands of others. This way the house is as difficult as getting back to the sky! And the taxes and fees need not be mentioned, we Huaxia people There is no concept of tax payment, thinking that the auction price is the final price of the house. In fact, after the house is auctioned, 60% of the land value added, and 5.6% of the value-added tax, plus 1% of the deed tax. 4 million The house that was photographed would have to pay more than 2.7 million in tax! It adds up to close to seven million! New houses can’t cost that much! Many people want to be simple before they go to auction, but they found the price after they took the picture. It’s too high to bear the taxes and fees, so I can only pay the deposit in the end. Mr. Hou, believe me, don’t touch this judicial auction if you don’t touch it!"

Xiao Peng looked at the monkey: "I said monkey, you are now'General Manager Hou', so you can't stop being so petty? Buy a new car! Money is not saved! I will call you back. It is a car dealer. My'George Barton' was bought from him back then, and that car is still in good use. It makes people earn money anyway, it's better to find someone you can trust to make this money!"

The monkey shrugged and said, "Yes, I'm so angry. Isn't this a poor man getting rich? I've only had a good life for a few days? I'm already pretty good!"

Xiao Peng smiled and said, "Don't be so pitiful, why cry poor? No one borrows money from you."

When Li Bing heard this, he smiled and said, "He is saving money for the baby's milk powder!"

"Child?" Xiao Peng was taken aback after hearing this.

Li Bing curled his lips at the monkey: "People are currently fighting Sister Jiao, as if they want to be a child's stepfather!"

Yang Meng came in with a plate of smoked fish, and almost fell the pot without holding it after hearing Li Bing's words: "Fuck, what did you say? The monkey and sister Jiao hooked up?"

The monkey looked shy after hearing this: "What do you mean by hooking up? I have to say that the two are happy."

Yang Meng nodded: "Well, good, happy, let me go, what did the old man Zhou Shuren say? Real warriors dare to face the bleak life. Monkey, I will engrave this sentence on your tombstone! You two When will you get married?"

How can I know that the monkey sighed: "Married? It's almost the same to get faint!"