Godly Fisherman

There are two parties in the Stars and Stripes, one is the Saga Party and the other is the Communist Party. The concepts of the two parties are completely different.

The Communist Party is now the ruling party, but it has a fatal problem, that is, there are no minorities: holding a national convention, there are only 36 blacks among the nearly 2,500 delegates. In the past seventeen years, no black Republican member has been elected as a governor or a member of the Senate.

While the Sarah Party pays attention to minorities and seeks welfare for them, the minorities in their eyes are also blacks. Therefore, after the Aoguan Sea Taiwan, he desperately worked for the benefits of the blacks.

Because of disappointment with Oguanhai's policies, many Chinese chose Apu in the last election, but they did not expect that the new one was even more disappointing.

Hollywood has a well-known sports inspirational film "Weakness" adapted from a real-life story. It was nominated for the Oscar for Best Picture in 2010. Actress Sandra Bullock also won the Oscar for Best Actress for this film.

There is a very interesting section in that film, in which the heroine starring Sandra Bullock and his husband are both Republicans and adopted a black boy. Because the child's IQ is not very high, I found a tutor to give him tutoring. And the family teacher starring Kathy Baez has an interesting line-she is willing to be a family teacher because ‘I’m a member of the party’s.

Here is the meaning of ridiculing the Communist Party for not providing benefits to minorities. At that time, it happened to be the time when the Saga Party was in power. This line also set the tone of the film as a'political correct'. Tone rushed into Oscar.

Therefore, the Boy Scouts said that her parents were party members, and the adoption of black children would also understand. but. . . . . . Ahem, from an outsider's point of view, this parent has a problem in educating their children. Looking at this girl and this group of friends is not a worry-free child.

But Xiao Peng can ignore these, afraid of these little kids? Just kidding!

Emilia is even more not afraid. When the sky is falling, she is not afraid even when the sky falls. She took Xiao Peng's arm and walked over generously.

The girl glanced at Xiao Peng: "Two dollars, ten balls."

Xiao Peng curled his lips: "Emilia, I really miss home. Isn’t there no such thing as a smiling service in the Stars and Stripes country?" After speaking, he took out a pile of cash from his pants pocket, found two dollars from it and handed it to That girl, look for a good one from the row of baseball bats next to her--it's the first time to play baseball and I'm still a little excited.

While Xiao Peng was picking a bat there, a young black man came over: "My buddy, I have a question for you."

"What?" Xiao Peng picked up a club and swiped it, and it was him.

"Are you Asian of Star Stripe Country?" the young man asked.

Xiao Peng shook his head: "No, no, no, I am a foreigner, is there any problem?"

The young man's eyes lit up: "Where are you from? A Chinese from plastic surgery? A Japanese? A native of Baodao?"

Xiao Peng frowned, "Treasure Island is an inseparable part of Huaxia! I am from Huaxia, is there any problem?"

As a result, the young man laughed and stretched out his hand to the young man next to him: "Pay for it! I guessed it!"

Several young people nearby looked depressed, and each took out five dollars from their pockets and handed them to the young black man.

Xiao Peng was a little puzzled: "Are you betting with me? What are you betting on?"

The black young man took the money back into his pocket and smiled: "We are guessing where you are. I said you are from Huaxia, but some of them guessed that you were a Japanese or a Chinese man who had plastic surgery."

"Why guess like that?" Xiao Peng was puzzled: "Why do you think I'm a Japanese or plastic surgery Chinese?"

Black young people naturally said: "In Asia, Japanese people like to play baseball, and plastic surgery people also like baseball. It's fair to say on the island, but Chinese people don't like to play baseball. So they are guessing that you are from those places. "

Xiao Peng nodded and said, "They are indeed wrong. But why would you guess I am from Huaxia?"

The young man looked smugly: "Hua Xia people are rich. Looking at a pile of cash in your pocket, it must be Hua Xia. But you have to be careful and be careful of being targeted by robbers. You are very dressed It's easy to become a human target."

Xiao Peng was a little puzzled: "What's wrong with my dress?" Emilia bought all of his clothes. He didn't know where the problem was-it seemed normal. Emilia's vision is still okay, these clothes look very young and very suitable for Xiao Peng.

The black young man pointed to Xiao Peng’s shoes: "AJ2’s Eminem'TheWayIAm', these shoes cost close to five thousand dollars! Of course, I know that you Chinese people have a lot of knockoffs. If it is true, you would not buy these. Dressed to go out. But others don’t think so, just a pair of shoes is enough to give you two shots, not to mention your'Vetements' clothes and'OFF-White' pants. If this is true, You are going out wearing tens of thousands of dollars. Although you have a lot of money in your pocket, compared with the price of the clothes, the gap is still a bit big."

Xiao Peng blinked: "Then why do you think I am a copycat?"

The young black man naturally said: "Then you should hang a big gold chain with a diamond ring in your hand. Well, your teeth should be inlaid with gold teeth."

Xiao Peng's face turned dark: "I'm not a hip-hop player. How could that look? Besides, if you take a look, I'm wearing a watch and a ring."

After hearing this, the young black man laughed and said, "If you don't bring these, I can't be sure that you are a copycat! I can tell by looking at my dress. I read fashion magazines every day. Your watch is an impression-famous painting. 'This watch is not sold at all in the series. Countless rich people want to buy it, but the price is so high that you can't buy it! How could you have it? And when you look at this ring, what is it like? Yes? If you want to buy such a big ruby ​​ring, it will cost hundreds of millions, right? It must be an artificial ruby. Does anyone really want to have this thing to come here to play the automatic pitching machine? I have already gone to the VIP room in the Dodge Stadium to drink champagne. Up."

Xiao Peng was dumbfounded when she heard it, and Emilia laughed so hard that she couldn't afford it. After a while, Xiao Peng extended his thumb: "What you said is right!"

The young black man was even more proud: "Unfortunately I didn't recognize the brand of your sunglasses. They look so cool."

Xiao Peng tilted his head to look at Emilia, he didn't know the brand of these sunglasses, they were also bought by Emilia for him.

Emilia refrained from smiling and said: "Bentley's, that's the Bentley of the Bentley Motors. They also make sunglasses. I bought them for him. It should be real."

The young black man glanced at Emilia: "Beautiful lady, you are really outspoken... I'm not saying that this gentleman is not good, but a Star Striped country woman should rub it when looking for an Asian man. Keep your eyes open and be careful not to be fooled. I don’t think a man with a full body copycat is a good choice."

Xiao Peng's face is getting darker and darker. This Star Stripe Nation is the same as China. If a man finds a woman from another country, then it should be reasonable. If a woman finds a man from another country, there will be countless people talking. Up. What the young man said was implicit.

Xiao Peng didn't bother to pay attention to him. He opened the door with a baseball bat and walked into the fairway. I don't think I have dropped the price.

Seeing Xiao Peng walk into the track, a few young people whispered there. What kind of listening is Xiao Peng? These people are betting themselves there again.

"How many **** can he hit with ten balls? Hurry up and place a bet."

"You can't touch a ball!"

"I bet like that too!"

"Damn, I think so too!"

"I have never heard of Huaxia people who can still play baseball. Look at the way he holds a bat, he looks like a layman."

"Then what shall we bet on?"

"That's right, don't bet, let's make a joke for you!"

"What do you think of a joke?"

"Don't he just want to show off in front of that tall beauty? Look at me! I let him go to the Pacific Ocean ashamed!"

"Hey, next to us is the Pacific Ocean."

"Then let him be ashamed and thrown into the Atlantic Ocean!"

"Don't go too far, I still have to work here!"

"Does this make more money? Buy one day-Ma Ding is here for a day! Look at me!"

After the young black man finished speaking, he also walked into the track: "Sir, I will start the automatic ball machine for you."

Xiao Peng nodded: "Okay, please!"

Emilia is commanding him next to him: "My dear, your playing posture is wrong. You have to lean sideways and raise the bat. The ball comes hard. Look at the direction of the ball. In any direction, I don’t believe you can’t hit one of ten balls. It’s fine if you can touch the ball.”

Xiao Peng laughed loudly after hearing this, and randomly rounded his bats twice: "Honey, don't worry about me, when will I be ashamed? I said I am a master, just trust me!"

Emilia nodded after hearing this: "I must believe you!" Of course, she said so, but the expression on her face betrayed him.

Xiao Peng said to the little boy scout with a relaxed look: "Look at how I flew the ball out!"

The young man who was adjusting the automatic ball machine listened to Xiao Peng's words and smiled secretly. He directly adjusted the ball speed of the automatic ball machine and adjusted its power to the highest level. Now the shot speed is as high as 180 kilometers!

You know, the highest record for baseball pitchers is 169 kilometers per hour. This ball speed is already scary!

"Are you ready? You are going to take off your sunglasses, don't break them." The young black man asked Xiao Peng.

Xiao Peng asked in return: "Don't worry, are you not leaving? What if I hit you?"

The young black man laughed and said, "Don't worry, I know it!"

Xiao Peng frowned slightly after hearing this, "Is this bad?"

"It's okay, I have this confidence!"

"Well, since you strongly demand, then serve!"