Godly Fisherman

Xiao Peng recalled for a while and said to everyone: "Back then, a story circulated on the Internet was very popular. There was a time when any QQ WeChat account was reposted as long as it was a woman. I remember that story said: A girl and rich The second generation ran away, and met his ex-boyfriend a few years later. The ex-boyfriend asked him: "Is the rich second generation really better than me? You have a bad stomach and often hurts in the middle of the night. I go to the market every morning to buy the freshest ginger. Cut it into slices and put it next to you, holding it when it makes you uncomfortable. My current knifeman is almost catching up with the chef. Can he do this for you?” The girl answered faintly: “No, he spends thirty Wan took me to the big hospital for treatment'. At that time, women forwarded this paragraph one after another. Those with boyfriends showed them to their boyfriends, and those without boyfriends showed them to their friends. Don't blame women for being unsympathetic if you say that a man has no ability."

Sun Pengcheng asked puzzledly: "What does this paragraph show?"

Yang Meng's eyes widened: "Are you stupid? Whether you admit it or not, women now dominate the responsibility and commitment of men, and determine the trend of male values: women like small fresh meat, and now young men start Mother, women like men to have money, and men can only focus on making money. In fact, only one sentence can explain the loopholes in this paragraph: "You have a stomach problem and can't cure it by yourself?" Must rely on men?'"

After listening to Yang Meng's words, everyone laughed.

Xiao Peng waved his hand: "Actually, we can't just look at one aspect of this matter. Mengzi, what do you look for with your wife?"

Yang Meng didn't even think about it: "Pretty! Men who don't like beautiful ones?"

Xiao Pengle said: "Men can like beautiful women, and women can also like rich men, right? But Charlie Munger said a good thing: "To get something, the most reliable way is Let yourself be worthy of it'. Just your virtue, look in the mirror and take a look, and then think about whether you can find a beautiful woman."

"Puff." Sun Pengcheng glanced at Yang Meng, cheering aside.

Yang Meng disagreed, "Why can't I find a beautiful one? This person chooses a partner with three conditions: status, ability, and appearance. Even if my appearance deducts points, I still have the ability and status to add points, don't you? Look at the boss Liu from Jingxi. Doesn't he still marry a milk tea girl and go home like that?"

Xiao Peng shook his fingers: "Do you think Boss Liu is not a good match for marrying milk tea? No! Others milk tea is very good. Okay. I won the runner-up in the National Aerobics Competition at the age of 17. Is 800,000? She is the runner-up! And she was admitted to Tsinghua at the age of 18, and went to Columbia University as a sophomore. She joined Microsoft as soon as she graduated, not to mention her own housework. How can there be so many in the world? The story of flying on a branch and turning into a phoenix? Only the right one is right."

Yang Meng curled his lips and said: "There are so many improper households. Isn't there a living example here? Li Ge said to himself earlier, did he marry his ex-wife for money? Look at the girls in China, no matter what they grow up. So, ask what kind of man she wants to find. No matter what she says, she is eager to find a big money and fight for this goal. If she is not talented, it can be regarded as their goal."

Xiao Peng smiled and shook his head: "I'll tell you another experiment. This is an experiment done by Professor Ai Ruili of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology..."

Yang Meng said speechlessly after hearing this: "Does this Professor Xingtiaoguo usually have to spend his time idle? Is it okay to experiment?"

Xiao Peng ignored him and continued: "What kind of experiment did Professor Ai Ruili do? He found fifty men and fifty women, and then pasted numbers from 1-100 on their backs, and boys posted singular numbers. , Girls post even numbers. Everyone knows the numbers of the opposite sex, but they don’t know their numbers. The experiment requires finding a pair of the opposite sex. If the pairing is successful, you can get a bonus of the sum of the two numbers multiplied by ten. But everyone can't peek at themselves You can’t tell the other party’s numbers."

Yang Meng blinked, "What is the purpose of such an experiment?"

Xiao Peng smiled and said: "As a result, the higher the number, the more the opposite **** is pursued, and the smaller the number, the more disgusted it is. The pairing has already been successful, but after seeing the higher number of the opposite sex, they will abandon the present. The objects of the people pursue the opposite sex; the numbers of the most successful objects are very close to their own."

Sun Pengcheng asked puzzledly: "What does this mean?"

Xiao Peng gave him a white look: "Are you stupid? According to this experiment, the more equal the strength, the more stable the relationship between men and women! As long as there is a big gap in strength, the relationship between men and women becomes unstable, and a stable relationship is the strong versus the strong. The appreciation of the strong, not the sympathy of the strong to the weak. Otherwise, even if two people are together, they will most likely separate in the end. Isn't Li Ge just saying that his story is the best example?"

Li Zhen turned to his head when he heard the topic, but he obviously didn't want to continue this topic with his own negative teaching materials, so he quickly changed the topic: "Mr. Xiao, why did you come here?"

Xiao Peng blinked: "I said, I am a fisherman, I must be fishing here!"

Li Zhen was stunned: "Mr. Xiao, don't you please don't tease me?"

Xiao Peng and the others laughed: "We really didn't tease you. We are indeed fishermen. Looking at the pier from here, did you see the white boat with the national flag? That is our boat. You. See for yourself is it a fishing boat?"

Li Zhen looked up suspiciously, "Is it really a fishing boat?"

Xiao Peng said helplessly: "What did I lie to you for? We are really fishermen."

Li Zhen scratched his head: "Mr. Xiao, it is normal for China’s fishing boats to go fishing in South American waters, but there really are no domestic ocean-going fishing boats to take the Panama Canal to fish in the Caribbean."

Sun Pengcheng smiled and said: "Don't play with Brother Li, we are going to Cuba to participate in a fishery exchange meeting."

"Cuba? Wow." Li Zhen sighed: "I always wanted to go there, but now it is more important to make money."

Xiao Peng smiled and said, "You can't make money, so go and see if you should."

Li Zhen nodded and said, "I will definitely go. It is the closest country on the planet to the communist-dominant-righteous country. Universal medical care is free. Everyone has the same income. There is no hardship and nothing is needed. Efforts are simply utopia."

Xiao Peng shook his head after hearing this: "Utopia? It sounds like a very beautiful place, but if real humans become like that, humans can almost be extinct. John Carr of the Stars and Stripes has already given us the answer."

"Brother Peng, what do you mean by this?" Sun Pengcheng asked.

Xiao Peng replied: "There is a man named John Carl in Star Stripe. He did an experiment because of some egg pain. He put four males, four females and eight mice into one that can hold 3840 mice. The big box, where they don’t need to find food, there will be no climate change, and no disease. There is an unlimited supply of food and water. It creates a'utopian' environment."

"It hurts to do such an experiment." Yang Meng took a sip of beer, "What is the purpose of doing this?"

Xiao Peng explained: "Listen to me, these mice were very happy when they first entered such an environment, and they lived a carefree life, but as the number increased, when the number of mice reached 620, everything was fine. A change has taken place. The male rat no longer inherits the clan and begins to grab territory. After losing the battle, he will lose his position. The female rat begins to fight to protect her rights. The little rat cannot take care of it and can only be abandoned by society. By the time of 600 days , The entire mouse society completely collapsed. The mortality rate of young rats was as high as 96%, the mothers began to eat the mice, and the males mate with each other. Those defeated mice refused to participate in any activities and refused to mate. The mice that survived by chance There is also no concept of mating-mating, raising the next generation, etc. This social system completely collapsed."

Yang Meng widened his eyes after hearing this: "Why does this sound so scary?"

Xiao Peng smiled and said: "Without a perfect social system, the key is whether it suits you. Look at Brother Li, didn't he just come out because he thinks our country's social system is not suitable for him?"

Li Zhen smiled bitterly after hearing this: "Mr. Xiao, don't laugh at me. If I didn't make so much money in China, how could I run out? But after I came out, I found out that the language and environment are different. It’s really difficult to adapt to the outside lifestyle in the future. Someone can recreate a sky here, but more people still have their money."

Yang Meng smiled and said: "You still have the courage. Incompetent people like us can only come out to play and go back after playing. How courageous you are."

Xiao Peng slapped Yang Meng, which is what everyone can hear that he has no good intentions. Sure enough, Li Zhen's face didn't look good after listening. This clearly made fun of him.

Li Zhen changed the subject: "Mr. Xiao, when do you plan to leave?"

Xiao Peng replied: "A few days later."

Li Zhen nodded and said, "I really should. I don't know what's wrong today. There is obviously no wind, but there are such big waves. This weird weather is really not suitable for going out to sea."

Xiao Peng nodded and said, "That's right... Damn it! What is that boat playing?"

Several people looked in the direction of Xiao Peng's fingers, and several people stared at them, "Brother Peng, what can you see with this black lamp!" Sun Pengcheng curiously asked.

Xiao Peng jumped up from the chair: "Mengzi, follow me!"

"Where to go?" Yang Meng was holding a beer and was unsure.

Xiao Peng said, "Go back to the dock and sail!"

"Going? Vladimir? The two of us? Did you make a mistake?" Yang Meng's eyes widened: "You are in a hurry for the two of us to sail away? The concubines can't do it!"