Chapter 1105 Of course I have a wife

Everyone felt sour and unhappy.

Everyone has two arms and three legs. Why does his surname Huang operate so many times, and he doesn’t count one of the pits, so why not buy one get one free!

What the hell is it? Is it because of his long legs?

If that’s the case—just kidding, our buddy usually sits on our waist!

You look at the adjective own word!

Ah yeah, I also have a face like a knife and axe.

Self-satisfied looking good-looking man squeezed his own face and muttered sadly,



“What about the most basic trust between people…”

Of course, there are still discerning people here.

Bai Suren cut the water with his pupils and asked with a grin.

“Now, dare to ask Lord Shan, what did you buy when you first’returned’ Mrs. Zun?”

Huang Dashan counted with his fingers,

“Kishutang’s perilla essence and silk protein mask, Zhang’s hand-made charcoal roast beef jerky and salt-grilled anglerfish liver family bucket, Chengnan Farm’s salted and shelled green broad beans, a set of “Sakura O High School Male Public Relations Department” “The DVD disc on the top, um…what else is coming…”

All Steel…Ah no… All [Star Destroyer Alloy Shell comes with Force Field Shield] The straight men said they were incomprehensible: “!!!”

What kind of mess is this special gift? What’s the use? And why can you remember so clearly? How many years have passed since?

Sikong turned his lips at Huang Dashan extremely contemptuously.

“Scheming female watch.”

Bai Suren shook his white fist and nodded again and again.

“Uh-huh.”

Wu Ke set aside his posture, facing the crowd with a bewildered expression:

“Suppose your wife is 1.73 meters tall and weighs 57 kilograms. The measurement ratio is 342,434. She looks sweet and decent. She has a soft personality and uncontested personality. If you go to the hall and go to the kitchen, you can tear the best man and hang your bridesmaid-then the problem is coming! Your wife has the lowest IQ. When is it?”

Everyone: “???”

What kind of shit question is this, is it a little bit related to the previous tip!

“What’s the mess, is this a calculation problem or a metaphysical problem?”

“Who knows this! Has anyone figured it out…”

“Depend on!”

Wu Ke pointed to Su Yourong,

“You are here to answer!”

Su Yourong couldn’t lift his head from the super old bowl at all.

“Ahhhhhhhhhhh emmmm…”

Wu Ke nodded solemnly.

“The correct answer is when eating.”

Wu Ke turned to Sikong Nunu again,

“Sikong?”

Sikong stared at Bai Suren for a long time, and said firmly.

“When chasing drama!”

In Sikong’s view, when a woman is chasing a drama, she is hopeless.

His childhood sweethearts and white amateur children’s shoes are completely free from the love and hatred of several generations, and they are mixed with a little car accident, cancer, fire, mudslide, tornado buff, and it is the actor in the drama she chased with a scarf that hooks threads of this girl. She could tear herself crying in distress, Sikong couldn’t stand to ask her, she was still plausible: Ouba is the most perfect, Ouba must be perfect!

Talking about chicken feather IQ after all this?

Wu Ke nodded.

“One more thing, according to incomplete statistics from non-governmental organizations before the cataclysm, half of the boyfriends counted agreed that their girlfriends had the lowest IQ when applying facial masks. Of course, the effect of lying is also the best at this time, so please be sure not to Spread it out-by the way, did Shan Ye have seen this statistical result?”

Wu Ke speculated maliciously,

“Think about it, when a pure little girl like a piece of white paper receives a gift from a savior, do you want to open it immediately, and then, hehe… put on a mask, eat snacks, watch corrosion The anime of the soul…”



Everyone thinks so…

“hiss!”

“Step by step!”

“Fuck, it turns out that Lord Shan is so insidious, it really hurts my sister-in-law!”

“Daddy said it a long time ago, just look at Huang Dashan’s face, and blind dogs won’t take him to him!”

Wu Ke’s lenses flashed with a sharp light, and said gloomily,

“Moreover, the lower part of this anime is still firmly held in the hands of a pair of sins! The poor, innocent, and pure girl is thus gradually lured into the dark abyss…”

Everyone was filled with righteous indignation,

“Huang Dashan, you are simply not a human being!”

“Lack of great virtue, you…”

“So what, that anime CD, is it still there?”

Huang Dashan’s face was black and black-Shan Ye, who had made such a random analysis, followed him by three points.

“Ma Maipi, daddy turned out to be such a person?”

“Then daddy is pretty clever?”

“Ouch~”

When many straight men [Star Destroyer alloy shell comes with force field shield] were busy asking Lord Shan for a CD, Wu Ke couldn’t help turning his sympathetic eyes on them.

“Tsk tsk, it’s really hopeless.”

“After talking about so much, what the undergraduate really wants to express is clearly: the most important thing when facing various intimate gifts from your wife is never to forget the various intimate*10 gifts, otherwise it will easily cause family conflicts.”

“Look at what they are doing, grabbing a set of CDs that don’t know if they still exist.”



This consciousness is really low and suffocating, and I have not grasped the true meaning of this undergraduate course.

“Rotten wood cannot be carved.”

Wu Ke muttered coldly,

“Hehe, it’s so funny, how could there be a wife with such a low level of consciousness? Look at them, but a bunch of single dogs!”

Sikong didn’t know when he would come in, and asked slyly.

“So you have a wife?”

“Of course I have,” Wu Ke took out a palm-sized latest model of LCD screen recorder and started to play, opened a certain LAN game with exquisite graphics, crackled and blushed and shouted. “Look at my luck and krypton gold ten combo, come out, my wives!”

After a burst of brilliance on the screen, a beautiful two-dimensional beauty made a nice hum.

Wu Ke turned the screen of the recorder towards Sikong’s face,

“Look, SSR-class wife, oh wait, I’ll give my wife a name first, uh… the fourth wife… is called Yuedu… Meidi is very…”

Sikong rubbed his head.

The recorder is evolving a bit faster? Did the guys from Mingguang Research Institute spend all their research funds on this? Shit doesn’t make sense!

He snatched the recorder over easily,

“show me!”

Wu Ke suddenly screamed that his wife was really robbed.

“Ahhhh, friends’ wives can’t deceive the gentleman or take away others. How can you steal my wife… Give me back… I’m going to turn my face…”

No matter how poor Sikong’s physique is, he is also a genuine evolutionary. He flipped through Wu Ke every minute.

“Well, let me see what your wives are called, the eldest wife Shizaki Kuang O, the second wife Anjie Traou, what kind of name is this? This third wife is interesting, is it a mermaid, and a little fat baby? Well, the name is Han Hong? China’s name sounds pleasant, and it’s quite awe-inspiring!”

Sikong looked up at Wu Ke.

“Who is Han Hong?”

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