Anime: Gojo Satoru's chaotic daily life

Bang, bang—there was another knock on the door.

But before Yukinoshita Yukino could respond, the door was opened and two figures appeared in the sight of the two women.

"Hahaha, good afternoon, Xiao Xueno, look who I caught, a dead fish eye ready to slip away"

"Gojo-sensei, I think you can let me go first, and I didn't run away, I asked for leave.……"

"I don't want you to feel, I want me to feel, understand?"

Gojo Satoru said with an unhappy look on his face.

"Uh, okay, okay, I understand. What do you think? Just what do you think."

A drop of cold sweat dripped down Hikigaya Hachiman's forehead in mid-air, and he smiled stiffly.

Pulling back the angle, Gojo Satoru was seen holding Hikigaya Hachiman with his right hand, leaving him hanging in mid-air. The whole person looked extremely funny, especially those lifeless dead fish eyes.

""What are you two doing?"

Yukino Yukinoshita asked speechlessly.

Yuigahama Yui beside her was so surprised that she couldn't close her mouth.

"I just caught a dead fish eye and showed it to you."

"Hey, why do you need a strip? I am a human!"

"Um~？"

"Hey, yes, yes."

"That's right."

Gojo Satoru nodded in satisfaction.

Looking at the two funny people, Yukinoshita Yukino covered her forehead with a headache. Hikigaya Hachiman, who was not prepared, fell to the ground, and the drum hit the ground with a loud noise.

"Ouch, my drum."

Ignoring this guy, Gojo Satoru looked at Yuigahama Yui who was also looking at him.

With his right hand, he pointed

"Isn't this the dumpling from Class J?"

"Who is it? Is there anyone else?"

Yuigahama Yui hadn't reacted yet. She looked around, but found that the finger was pointing at her.

She said again uncertainly.

"I?"

""Yes, Dango."

Gojo Satoru nodded affirmatively.

"Don't give me a nickname, scumbag teacher."

Yukinoshita Yukino said sarcastically.

"How did I become a scumbag teacher again?"

Gojo Satoru muttered, and walked over, pulled the chair, and sat down after getting close to Yukinoshita Yukino.

"Is Tuanzi preparing to entrust someone?"

"Can I not use this nickname?"

Yuigahama Yui made a weak rebuttal.

"I refuse."

Gojo Satoru crossed his arms and looked serious.

"All right then."

Yuigahama Yui lowered her head in frustration.

A dumpling is fine, but how do I look like a dumpling?

If Gojo Satoru knew this, he would definitely say seriously, you have three dumplings.

Shaking her head helplessly, Yukinoshita Yukino was too lazy to care about this matter, and just said softly

"Yuigahama-san came here to ask for an investigation"

""Investigator!?"

Gojo Satoru's eyes lit up and he said excitedly.

This is a change from the original plot. As someone who only cares about pleasure, he must get involved in this change.

"It's not impossible to bring you along."

Gojo Satoru wanted to participate, and Yukinoshita Yukino agreed.

One more person means more strength. After all, how can we investigate with only one and a half people?

That's right, Hikigaya Hachiman is only half a person in her heart.

"Tell me the intelligence. I will summon 100,000 soldiers to come here at my command." (To read the exciting novel, go to Faloo Novel Network!)

Gojo Satoru looked confident.

"Then everyone spits at you, and you are the only one who criticizes you most every day?"

Hikigaya Hachiman muttered softly after getting up.

Hmm?

Hearing this, Gojo Satoru turned his head and showed a kind smile.

"Sorry, I need to go out for a while.".

The door was closed.

This made Yuigahama Yui ask with a worried look on her face

"Is Hikigaya-san okay?"

"Shouldn't have died"

"Not dead???"

"Yes, she is not dead."

Yukino Yukinoshita smiled slightly.

After knowing Gojo Satoru for a long time, she gradually became more joking and her personality changed a little.

She herself did not even notice this change.

When the two women finished their conversation, a chilling voice came from outside the door.

"Thousand Years of Killing!!!"

"No!"

"Electric poison dragon drill!"

"No, no, this will kill you, no, ah——！"

"Humph, Pegasus Meteor Fist!"

"No, I was wrong. Really wrong."

"No, you are right!"

"Ahhh……"

The screams continued for several minutes, and Gojo Satoru, looking refreshed, opened the door and came back.

However, he didn't know when he had a pair of gloves on his hands.

(Wang's)"Hmm? Why are you looking at me? Go on."

"well……"

Yuigahama Yui smiled awkwardly.

This teacher is so scary!

Yukinoshita Yukino curled her lips, looked at the gate curiously, and asked

"That guy is not dead, right?"

"Don't worry, he's not dead."

Gojo Satoru threw the gloves out of the window.

"Come, let’s get back to the topic just now. What are the characteristics of the person that Tuanzi wants to find?"

"White hair, sunglasses, blue shirt, tall, it seems like these, mainly because we only met briefly that day."

Yuigahama Yui said.

White hair, sunglasses, blue shirt, tall??? Gojo

Satoru's smile froze.

How come he sounded like himself?.