American comics: This guy is crazy

As soon as I open my eyes.

Allen found a pair of eyes staring at him.

Don't let Jiang Zi look at others and be so shy, Jie Jie Jie Jie...

Allen covered his head with the quilt and let out a heart-wrenching laugh.

hiss…

All the criminals suddenly felt their scalps numb.

This guy suddenly shows up at Arkham Asylum and immediately attracts everyone's attention.

Yes, things seemed very strange when they appeared out of nowhere without any warning, so they gathered around to observe what was special.

That's not right.

Allen lifted the quilt, glanced at everyone beside the bed, and asked doubtfully: Why are you all in Arkham?

Two-Face, Scarecrow, Penguin, Riddler, Mad Hatter..., the only one who is reasonably present is Poison Ivy.

Before he traveled through the timeline, he even said hello to Poison Ivy.

We came back on our own initiative. Edward said frankly.

You finally realized that you were mentally ill, so you corrected your evil ways and received treatment. Allen looked pleased with the child's teachable expression.

You are the only one who is mentally ill, and your whole family is mentally ill.

There are all vampires outside, and they are here to take refuge. Poison Ivy Lillian explained.

The hole sucker...

Allen's voice was long, and the smile on his face gradually brightened, and he said thankfully: There are such unscrupulous ghosts in the world. Fortunately, I am a man and can't suck me.

...

They are vampires who bite people's necks to suck blood and cannot see the sun. What are you talking about? Lillian explained helplessly in detail.

This kind of vampire.

Allen couldn't help but feel disappointed.

Everyone's expressions couldn't help but be disgusted. Why are you disappointed?

Through chatting, I learned that Gotham City is so chaotic now that even criminals dare not wander around at night, for fear that if someone is not careful, a black shadow will flash by and drag them into an alley.

There are even many gang bosses who pretend to be mentally ill, or surrender themselves and hide in Arkham Asylum and Blackgate Prison.

At least there are heavily armed security forces providing protection, so the vampires don't dare to make a sneak attack easily.

City Hall doesn't care.

Allen said matter-of-factly: If you have something to do, go to the police. Didn't the teacher teach you when you were in school?

Everyone in the crowd rolled their eyes with disdain, not wanting to think about why Gotham City could become a paradise for criminals.

If a criminal calls the police for protection, will they pay attention to you?

Furthermore, when the Vampires appeared in Gotham City, both black and white were immediately aware of it. However, the Vampires did not blatantly wreak havoc, but they caused a large number of people to disappear, and all police forces were searching for missing persons.

Allen got up and put on his slippers, and said sentimentally: What will I do in Gotham City without me?

Gotham City seems to feel a little more normal without you.

Putting on his exclusive battle suit, Allen grabbed the skin and spread his wings.

The funny bat is back!

Shhh…

There were boos and many criminals were too lazy to pay attention to him and gathered again in the activity room to pass the time.

No matter how chaotic Gotham City is, Batman will ultimately be responsible for everything.

When the weather calms down, they will appear again.

Put the foldable electric bike on your back and climb over the cable wall.

Taking advantage of the darkness, we rode an electric bike to downtown Gotham.

In the office, Dean Quasi let Allen leave through the glass window.

He actually hoped that Gotham City would return to peace as soon as possible. There were really too many criminals in the lunatic asylum, and he was always worried about his life as a result of their troubles.

…

In the past, the bustling downtown Gotham has now become extremely deserted.

On weekdays, there are far fewer vehicles, and police patrols become more frequent.

Even though the top management of Gotham City deliberately concealed it, the people keenly sensed a sense of crisis and did not dare to go out too much at night.

At this moment, Allen was pushing the electric car on the road.

How come A-Ba makes a piece of junk? It runs out of power halfway through driving.

The battery ran out before we even entered the city, so we had to push the cart and walk.

In fact, no wonder Bruce, because Ailu didn't charge the electric car even once when he got it.

Since getting the folding electric bike, Allen has been riding it for at least a week, which shows that the battery technology is quite good.

The reason why Wayne Group has not invested in large-scale production is that batteries are expensive and not as affordable as buying a gasoline-powered car.

Handsome guy, alone?

As he passed an alley, a scantily clad young woman called to him.

Her hair was dyed into golden wavy curls, her tall and tall mountains held up her short sleeves, and the rubber band at her neckline stretched the peaks into a peach shape, which showed that this woman had an unusually strong chest.

three people.

Allen raised his hands and introduced: My ex-girlfriend Xiao Zuo, my current girlfriend Xiao You.

...

The goddess standing on the street was stunned for a moment, thinking to herself that she might have met a madman, so she pretended to be calm and said, What you say is really interesting. You are a fan of Batman dressed like this, right?

Allen pushed the electric car away, supported the wall with one hand, posed in a pose, and said coolly: Abat is my little brother, and I am Batman. My current look is the new funny bat skin, looks cool.

As he spoke, he rubbed his pointed ears on his hands.

Handsome, handsome... the street girl said speechlessly.

Allen had already approached the woman and said seriously: Don't be afraid, I'm not a good person.

Forehead…

The street girl took Allen's arm and said coquettishly: Would you like to come in and play, but there are many sisters.

real!?

Allen's expression changed and he said solemnly: Ahem..., helping others is my duty as a funny bat.

You are so considerate.

The street girl pulled Allen straight into the alley.

Passing through an iron gate and a staircase going down, an open space suddenly appeared in front of us.

The men and women on the dance floor indulged themselves to the deafening rhythm of the music.

It's not a woman who lost her footing. It turns out it's a liquor sale. Allen looked disappointed.

Not long after, I walked into a private room on the second floor.

Allen said awkwardly: I didn't bring any money. I will come to support you another day.

Let's go out to play and talk about money.

The woman pushed Allen to the sofa and comforted: Sister, please treat me as a friend.

If you had told me earlier, I would have been shocked.

Allen sat down, spread his hands open, crossed his legs, and coaxed: Send the most expensive wine, and call a few ladies to add to the fun.

...

You are really hard to see through. Wait a moment, and I will call my sisters to accompany you right away.

After walking out of the box, the woman licked her lips with bloodthirsty, stretched out her two fangs unconsciously, and said impatiently: Don't care if he is normal or not, let's have a good meal first.

First the waiter brought a few bottles of whiskey.

Afterwards, several gorgeous women walked into the box and looked at Allen with a look that made them want to eat him alive.

Handsome guy, let me toast you a glass of wine first.

Without exception, they are all vampires, but they belong to the lowest level of vampires transformed from mixed blood. Except for having a longer lifespan, their abilities in all aspects are the same as ordinary people.

Therefore, when hunting for blood food, you can either let the other party relax their guard and sneak attack when you have sex, or get the person drunk and lose their resistance, and then drink blood as much as you want.

Allen pushed the wine glass aside and said calmly: You are vampires, right?

For a moment, the atmosphere froze, and the five female vampires looked with murderous intent in their eyes.

As soon as he took off the mask, Allen pulled the collar, revealing his white neck. He jumped up and down excitedly and shouted impatiently: Come on, suck me, come on, suck me. I'm easy to suck. Just suck me. arrive.

You're crazy, you're so anxious about being sucked by someone.