American comics: This guy is crazy

Please trust me.

Allen said solemnly: I am a graduate of the Taoist Association's junior college, majoring in fortune telling.

Fortunately, there were two Amazon female warriors guarding the cell, otherwise Allen would have been driven crazy by boredom alone.

He looked at the dark-skinned female warrior with a serious look on his face and said seriously: Your hall is dark and filthy, so you must have big breasts.

Allen stared at the other person's chest, the bulging leather breastplate, and nodded heavily: It's very dangerous.

Phillips is originally black. How did you see that Yintang was black? asked the young female soldier on the side.

The odor has spread throughout the body.

Allen looked happy and responded in a pretentious manner: Fortunately, I met me and helped her resolve it with a free shot.

Troylin, do you believe what the madman says?

Phillips couldn't help but roll his eyes.

I think he talks so interestingly.

Troilin acted very lively and cheerful, and didn't mind Allen's madness at all.

Na na na, you are trampling on my personality. How can I be interesting? I have always been funny. I am very difficult, okay?

Allen said and adjusted the displaced coconut shell on his chest.

There are no men on Paradise Island, so change his prison uniform.

Moreover, when the Amazons make mistakes, they are only imprisoned and have no concept of prisoners at all.

What's it like outside? Troylin asked curiously.

There are a bunch of old perverts out there who covet my beauty. Countries are fighting each other. Fortunately, Diana showed up in time to save me. Allen lowered his head and said coyly: Her Royal Highness and I have made a private decision for life. Decided to make each other’s braised chicken wings.”

...

Troylin couldn't help but have contempt on her face.

She and Diana were close friends. How could a noble and pure princess fall in love with a mentally ill person.

Diana took the initiative to pursue me.

Allen leaned one elbow against the iron railing and put his other hand on his waist. He said helplessly and sweetly: At that time, it was a dark and windy night. Xiaona put a Vulcan sword on my neck and locked the man's neck with force. She asked me if I would agree to her love. If I don't agree, kill me first, then commit suicide, and we will go to hell together.

Damn male hormones have really harmed many women who are ignorant of the world. Allen did not forget to add: I am not afraid of death, I just don't want Xiaona to do something stupid, so I reluctantly agreed to her.

well!

It's hard to be a human being, it's even harder to be a man, and it's even harder to be a man whose magnificence can turn all living beings upside down.

Listening to Allen's shameless words, the two women were so disgusted that their mouths formed a W shape.

They believed that the princess would definitely kill him, but they would never commit suicide together.

The reason may be that I was disgusted.

I'll kill you now.

Diana's voice came from the doorway.

At this time, she and Nanawe rushed to release Allen, and happened to hear some words of tiger and wolf that made the veins bulge.

Fortunately, he was imprisoned, otherwise his reputation would be lost if rumors spread throughout the paradise island.

Your Highness, you are back.

Allen pouted his lips and said aggrievedly: If it were one o'clock in the evening, I might lose my virginity. I was so scared at the time that I had already made the decision to protect my virginity.

Showing the Redemption Blade in his hand, he shook it and said: The props are all ready, and you can swing the sword to commit suicide at any time.

...

You are really cruel.

They all thought that Allen should be said to have committed suicide, and they thought of having themselves castrated.

Let him out.

This guy is a little bit more rude. After all, he is a temporary teammate and cannot be detained forever.

As soon as the cell door opened, Allen raised a mean smile.

Princess, Lord, Your Highness, please...

Suddenly, Allen started running, but maintained at a slow speed, as if the video playback was slowed down several times, and his appearance gradually changed from affectionate to perverted.

The whites of his eyes rolled up, and his tongue stuck out and flicked around.

There are as many perversions as you want, it's a complete perversion.

Diana and the two female Amazon warriors bared their teeth with disgusted expressions upon seeing this.

As the distance got closer and closer, Diana finally couldn't bear it anymore.

bass!

The Vulcan Sword was suddenly drawn out, and the sword was already covered in flames.

If Allen dared to rush forward and hug him, Diana would dare to kill him and break him into pieces.

Snapped!

As he approached, Allen decisively threw himself into Nanawi's arms.

Quan Yin saw a look of determination in Diana's eyes.

Did Nanawi miss me?

When Allen looked up, he could only see Nanawi's huge chin.

think.

Nanawi opened his arms, folded his arms and said, Nanawi is very worried about Master.

Seeing the tender scene of one person and one shark, Diana was both happy and disappointed, and she had just thought of killing him with a sword.

correct.

Allen asked doubtfully: Where is the Pirate King?

Based on Namor's strength in the water, Allen never considered that he would die in battle.

On the way back, he met the tribesmen who really supported him. Now they are reunited to understand the situation and discuss meeting on an island. Diana explained.

Allen said firmly: I smell conspiracy again.

This answer should be correct. Diana briefly described what they passed on the way: These Atlanteans are hiding on an island, completely cut off from the ocean kingdom. They look like wandering refugees, not like they are pretending. .”

Haven't you ever heard of Zuowangdao?

What are you talking about?

…

Meet Queen Hippolyta again.

Hippolyta fully supports Diana's decision.

She is the mother of Diana and the queen of the Amazons, and it is difficult to choose between them.

Hippolyta regards this crisis as a test for her children. If the war can be resolved, it will be recognized by the entire Amazon family. It will be natural for Diana to ascend the throne in the future.

Mother, do you have the seventh metal at home? If you don't have the sixth metal, I'll make do with it. Allen asked.

Who is your mother?

If it wasn't for the sake of mental illness, Hippolyta would have drawn her sword and chopped it into pieces.

what do you want to do?

Hippolyta was shocked that Alan knew about the supernatural metal.

There are many metals in this world, among which the ninth metal is used by the gods to forge artifacts. The most typical one is N metal, which can be found in the human world.

The eighth metal also contains powerful power, and is used by lesser old gods to make weapons.

There happens to be Amazon metal in the eighth metal category on Paradise Island, but it is only used to make the bracelets worn by Diana, and there are some leftovers that are reluctant to be used.

As for the seventh metal, which is the most famous magic metal in the world, all Amazon warriors cannot use it, so there is no collection and reserve.

The weapons regularly equipped by the Amazons are star iron, which is made of the sixth metal and has armor-breaking properties. It is said to be able to hurt gods.

I want to build equipment.

Allen's alchemist career cannot be wasted. He directly asks for materials from Paradise Island to make equipment that can breathe underwater to prepare for hunting the Trench Clan.