American comics: This guy is crazy

Chapter 47 Shark Pet, Nanawi

Stark Industries was established, and Allen Technologies became a shareholder, occupying 30% of the shares, and was fully controlled and operated by Howard.

In fact, under the current environment, Howard's research results cannot be commercialized. He only needs to accumulate initial funds from daily necessities.

Of course, Stark Industries will be a leader in the military industry in the future, especially when Tony takes over.

Currently, hair removal cream and electric tricycle are the main products.

Nowadays, America has experienced Roosevelt's New Deal, and the wealth in the hands of the people has improved slightly.

Women began to put on stockings again that could conquer both men and banks, but because of their race, their body hair was particularly strong.

Frequent shaving with a razor results in thicker and thicker shaves.

Many women go to extremes and use tape or lighters to remove hair. It can be said that they are cruel to themselves because they love beauty.

And with the advent of hair removal cream, it was sold out on the first day, and businessmen came to ask for agents every day.

Orders for electric three-wheelers are even scheduled for next year.

The economy is picking up a little, and everyone doesn't have much money. After all, buying a car is a big deal. The sudden appearance of electric three-wheelers can not only carry people to and from get off work, but can also be used to haul goods. This thing that kills two birds with one stone is perfect for the current era.

Howard improved the battery to solve the problem of electric three-wheel range and make it more cost-effective.

Beach team building.

Allen, Steve, Howard, and Wilson were wearing their underpants and enjoying the sun.

Allen squinted and looked into the distance, where a beautiful woman in a sexy bikini was playing in the water.

His small eyes showed seriousness and criticism, and he said righteously: Huh, I don't take it lightly, the sugar-coated bullets of capitalism. I have always noticed it.

Don’t blink and never miss any of the turbulent scenes.

As an old man, a warrior's taboo is not to indulge in beauty. Sex is a bone-scraping steel knife. Unlike me, you are born with supreme bones, hard and cheap. Allen persuaded with earnest words.

Steve looked puzzled: Why did you call me Lao Deng?

Allen regarded him as his son, just because of the improved super serum, so he didn't argue too much. After all, he was mentally ill, so how could he listen to others' advice.

Allen smiled but said nothing.

Of course he wouldn't say it out loud, because in his old age Steve looks like Biden with his trouser pockets down.

ah…

Help!

There are sharks in the sea.

Suddenly tourists on the beach ran for their lives in fear to the shore.

At some point, there was an extra shark fin swimming on the sea.

In people's subconscious, they are afraid of large carnivores and instinctively choose to avoid them.

Ah Huo, I've long wanted to have a pet shark.

Alan rushed to the sea excitedly.

However, Steve was the first to dive into the sea.

The shark was chasing a woman.

Perhaps she was too anxious to escape. The woman must have cramped in the water. She kept flopping and struggling in place, and could only watch the shark approaching.

Don't be afraid, I'm here to save you!

Steve, with a strong sense of justice, charged towards the shark in a butterfly stroke, hoping to repel the beast by himself.

Help, I have a leg cramp.

The woman screamed in fear, unable to exert any strength in her legs, and looked like she was about to cry without tears.

Bang!

Water splashed everywhere.

Steve intercepted the shark and started fighting in the sea.

The woman suddenly felt relieved, and the next second she panicked and found that she had surfaced.

It was Allen who swam under the opponent and put him on his shoulders.

Um…

I feel like I'm turning into a zombie.

As soon as Allen looked up and saw the majestic mountains, he breathed heavily in his nostrils and said, Part of the body stiffened first.

At this moment, Howard and Wilson, who were waiting anxiously on the beach, had already taken off their sunglasses, and their eyes were wide open and petrified.

Gifted.

Tolerance is a virtue.

The woman reacted to protect her chest and ran straight to the resort hotel as soon as she returned to shore.

The expressions of the three Allens couldn't help but feel disappointed. They secretly regretted that they could not take a second look at such a spectacle, and did not care about Steve fighting in the sea.

Within a few minutes, Steve dragged a strange shark ashore.

Shet, that's Nanawi.

Allen noticed the breast pocket in his hand, kicked him in the nose, and angrily yelled: I didn't expect you to be such a shark king, ripping off other people's bras.

Don't hit Nana'vi.

King Shark tried to protect his face with his hands, but because they were too short, he could only hold both ends of his nose. He explained pitifully: Nanawi just wanted to return what she dropped. Nanawi never wanted to hurt others.

A talking humanoid shark. Howard said curiously, Is this a new species or a genetic mutation?

Nanawi's father is a shark god and his mother is a human being.

Nanawi's innocent appearance makes people put down their guard.

Hou Li Crab, I knew he was the son of the old god.

Allen is definitely the goofy villain King Shark, and the characters and backgrounds are exactly the same.

Old God?

Steve cast a confused look.

New gods appear, old gods come to an end.

Allen wasn't sure, and still liked to talk nonsense: A group of outdated celebrities with no fans, any old wizard can beat the old gods with one hand and scream Dabaa.

What about the new gods? Steve asked.

“It belongs to the popular spicy chicken.”

Allen explained casually: Trash can cause natural disasters, and the awesome new god can pierce the planet with his finger.

...

The description is quite conservative. There are many who destroy the universe at every turn. Going up to the multi-dimensional level, there are existences that completely transcend cognition.

Allen stuck a finger in Nanawi's nostril and asked fiercely: Tell me what is the purpose of coming to human society, or else I will knock you Bobby.

Nanaway ran away from home. Nanaway doesn't want to marry Princess Hammerhead. Nanaway has no friends on Shark Island.

As Nanawi spoke, he began to feel depressed, and his little eyes became dim.

Don't the shark gods have any common sense? Great white sharks and hammerhead sharks are reproductively isolated and should mate with pink dolphins.

Allen inserted the fingers of his other hand into Nanawi's other nostril and said domineeringly: Accept me as your master and introduce you to the pink dolphin girl.

Is the master a friend? Nanawi asked simply.

Well, that's understandable, but you have to listen to the master.

Allen held up the shark head and said with excitement: The pink dolphin has smooth skin and a nice voice. I will take you to catch the dolphin.

Hehe... Nanawi wants to catch dolphins with his master. Nanawi likes pink dolphins.

Nanawi readily agreed to become a pet.

The three people on the sidelines were stunned on the spot, wondering if the creatures in the sea were not smart.

I was deceived by a few words.

Boss, let me have a cone.

Monsters are invading!

When he walked to the ice cream stall next to the beach, Allen wanted to buy a cone for Nanawi.

As soon as the stall owner saw the human-shaped shark, he immediately abandoned the ice cream cart and ran away wildly, yelling.

Where are the monsters?

Allen looked around nervously: Has Godzilla landed?

Is there a possibility that he is talking about Nanawi? Steve reminded awkwardly.

Toot toot…

Sirens sounded and police cars roared in.

Many tourists have already called the police about the misunderstanding on the beach.

Many police detectives relied on the cover of car doors and shouted: Don't move, put your hands up.

Headquarters, please call in biological experts. A humanoid shark was found on site.

Repeat, it's a human shark with an ice cream cone.

Surrounded by police, Allen raised his hands in surrender, and Nanaway followed suit.

Don't be nervous, buddy. I'm one of my own and work for SHIELD.

Howard wanted to get close, but he heard a gunshot in the air warning: This guy is going to attack the police. If there is any situation, empty the magazine immediately.

Fuck, I'm not a nigger.

Howard was aggrieved and angry, and could only raise his hands and dare not move any more.

At this moment, another roar came from far and near.

Armored vehicles quickly surrounded the police car, and Colonel Phillips used a loudspeaker to say: Stop, they are important personnel of SHIELD.

For a time, the military and police faced off.

Shet, today's criminals can get armored vehicles. Don't believe it easily.

Zefak, I am Colonel Phillips of the Army. Are your eyes just decorations?

Hou Li Crab, I am still President Mei Xuanzong. If you don't get out of the car and surrender, I won't stuff your head into your butt.

You're very nice, really nice.

There's no point in praising me, I will connect you end to end.

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Seeing the stalemate between the two sides, Allen decided to take action.