American comics: This guy is crazy

Damn it, you didn't call me while watching the fireworks.

In the shadows, Allen came out and looked at Wu Xiaoqiang angrily.

Their expressions froze, and they felt really angry when they saw the demon changed into an unsightly suit.

That's a bat suit, how can it be changed to a punk style?

Allen looked at the Twin Towers and joked: You city people are really good at playing. You will burn down the building during bonfire night.

Dick asked casually: Alan, what did you find?

There are many clues. Let me start with the simple ones.

Allen clapped his fingers and said: The first discovery is that the Penguin and the Riddler have changed their ways and are preparing to open a foot bath shop. The second discovery is that the Mayor of Hamilton is dissatisfied with his figure and actually uses natural methods to enlarge his breasts. The third discovery is that I have now unlocked a new The bat with a funny identity, the fourth discovery...

Five Xiaoqiang turned around and jumped off the rooftop together.

…

During the day, the flow of people in Gotham's Chinatown has decreased significantly.

As criminals from Blackgate Prison and Arkham Asylum escaped, there were frequent fights, resulting in a sharp decline in the number of customers.

Allen rides his electric bicycle on the streets above board, continuing his just cause of eradicating crime and eradicating evil.

Of course, don’t forget to hit Boye to replenish supplies when the time comes.

The police cars that rarely passed by on patrol would not give him a second glance. They simply regarded him as a hot-blooded young man imitating the Gotham vigilantes and doing chivalry. At most, he hoped that he would not die in his own jurisdiction and increase his workload.

Holding the brake tightly, Allen stopped the bicycle, looked coldly at the side of the street, then lowered his head to think, and couldn't help but glance over.

No, I'm an adult now and I shouldn't indulge myself like that.

Allen warned himself in a deep voice, and then said pitifully to himself: But I really want to indulge again.

When he was in trouble, Allen raised his hands and listened to the opinions of his predecessor and current one.

Xiao Zuo, you said that you broke up with me because I was naive.

Xiaoyou, you are willing to be with me because you appreciate the innocence and lack of pretense in me.

Allen said happily: Xiaoyou is still the best.

After parking his electric bicycle, Allen walked straight to the street.

Not long after, childlike music echoed along the street.

Dad's father is grandpa, dad's mother is grandma, mom's dad is grandpa, mom's mother is grandma...

Allen sat in the coin-operated rocking car with a satisfied face, his head bobbing up and down to the rocking beat.

The song ends.

The meaning is still unfinished.

Allen reluctantly stepped off the rocking car and said with emotion: What a hearty indulgence.

When he was about to pick up the car, there were already two claw warriors waiting here.

They even waited silently for Allen to finish riding the rocker, without any intention of interrupting.

I said we couldn't be together.

Allen said goodbye too righteously, and did not forget to add: It's especially serious when having a threesome.

What a tiger and wolf thing.

The Claw Warriors drew their blades and began to pursue them.

Come after me, and I'll give you a hey, hey, hey, after I catch you.

I can't bear it anymore.

Too cheap.

The three men chased each other through the streets.

Not long after, Allen escaped into a dead end.

The two claw warriors were pressing forward step by step.

I praise you for being handsome, can you let me go?

The battle was over quickly.

Allen was tied up and imprisoned.

At this time, more Talon warriors arrived.

Woo woo woo...

Allen's mouth was stuffed with knots, preventing him from speaking.

A later claw warrior untied the knot in his mouth and warned: Be honest, or I will cut out your tongue.

Hey hey hey...

Allen said with a proud smile: You fell into the trap. I deliberately let you catch me and take me to the lair of the Court of Owls. Am I very smart?

Have you always been so stubborn? Leader Talon asked coldly.

As a man, I would rather admit that I am fast than admit that I am weak, wuwuwu...

The Talon Commander put the knot back in. This guy had a serious brain disease and couldn't communicate normally at all.

Mission accomplished, the owl returns to its nest.

Alan was wearing a hood throughout the entire process, and could not see the location of the Court of Owls' nest at all.

After more than an hour, Allen was thrown to the ground hard.

The hood was taken off again, revealing a man with panda eyes.

It's surprising, we met so soon. The man said with a cruel smile.

When the man took off the knot, he did not forget to introduce himself: Let you know clearly that you died at the hands of I, Ethel Peabody, the fifth judge of the Court of Owls.

What are you talking about? I'm not constipated. I don't need it. Thank you.

...

The veins on Ethel's forehead bulged, and the smile on his face became more cruel. He really hoped that the other party would remain cynical.

Jiejiejie...

Allen let out a breathtaking laugh: You thought you caught me, but you didn't know that I caught you, owls.

Ethel frowned when she heard these words, feeling that it was not as simple as alarmism.

At this time, Allen recounted: The Court of Owls is a branch of the Owl Council. When Aba disappeared, I guessed that you were up to something, so I kidnapped the mayor and asked about your gathering place, deliberately attracting the attention of the Claw Legion. , thereby pretending to be caught in the real lair.”

Ethel was shocked. This guy suddenly spoke clearly and clearly. Could it be that he was pretending to be stupid before?

I advise you to untie me immediately, otherwise I won't be polite.

Allen, whose hands and feet were bound, was squirming on the ground like a maggot, chattering harsh words.

...

At this scene, not only did Ethel Jean roll her eyes, she was so stupid, but she actually believed the madman's lies.

I like your stubbornness very much. I hope next...

puff!

Suddenly, a clawed warrior attacked the people around him and attracted everyone's attention.

Another claw warrior rushed towards Allen, stepped forward and kicked Ethel over, and immediately squatted down to release his bonds.

Allen didn't lie, he was indeed caught on purpose, but he didn't say that he killed two claw warriors, and Dick and Jason pretended to sneak in together.

Sound the alarm, wake up more claws, and kill the intruder immediately.

Ethel yelled in panic, feeling extremely frightened.

If one's mistakes cause heavy losses to the Court of Owls, then horrific punishment will surely follow.

Dick was resisting several claw warriors by himself, while Jason was seizing the time to help Allen loosen his bonds. It was a race against time.

Jason.

Allen said with a determined expression: You still don't admit that you are a master of rope skills. The more I struggled, the tighter I tied him. I must have played with it a lot on weekdays.

I tied it according to your request. Every knot and the place where the rope passes are all designed by you.

Jason was speechless. It was so complicated to tie and untying was laborious and time-consuming.

At that time, they thought that Allen could untie himself, but when they saw him squirming and struggling on the ground, they suddenly understood that this guy couldn't untie himself and had to play with himself.

The world has slandered me, slandered me, trampled on me, and you poured dirty water on me no matter what.

Allen didn't know where the righteous confidence came from, but seeing that Jason really couldn't do anything, he didn't forget to remind him: You can untie my hands by pulling the rope under my armpits, and I can untie the rest by myself.