American comics: This guy is crazy

"Metropolitan Times asked, does the clown Arthur's participation in the mayoral campaign mean that Gotham City is out of control?"

Gotham City's press spokesman always maintained a professional composure when faced with tough questions from reporters.

Not long ago, Arthur the clown suddenly announced his candidacy for mayor.

Countless members of the Clown Gang took to the streets to promote publicity, and actually helped maintain public order, even stopped many criminal incidents, and called the police immediately.

At that time, the citizens of Gotham were wondering whether they had traveled to a world with the opposite concept.

It turns out that he is still in the damn Gotham City, but the Joker Gang has gone crazy and has become political instead of doing their job.

On the same day, Penguin and Riddler announced their full support for the Joker's campaign for mayor.

Published multiple plans to improve the city.

It is up to the Penguin Gang to perform charity activities.

However, things are becoming more and more magical, which immediately attracts the attention of various American media.

The people of the Free Beacon love to hear such breaking news.

"Gotham is an international, diverse, and extremely tolerant city. A person's determination to do good deeds cannot be denied because of his past mistakes. Moreover, Mr. Arthur took action instead of acting like a hypocrite. Politicians who make verbal promises during the election campaign forget about them as soon as they take office..."

The spokesperson spoke righteously, but felt bitter in his heart.

Who allowed himself to be a peripheral member of a comedy group and a member of Penguin's popular romantic SVIP industry? Videos of him fighting various heroines were in their hands.

Moreover, you can put on a simple Batman suit and play the story of the beast's blood boiling.

Cobot bluntly threatened to sell it to the adult film industry the next day if he didn't follow orders.

When the time comes, Batman will be the first to let him go.

Moreover, most of the big figures in Gotham's political and business circles are members of the comedy group.

I was not happy to be freed from the control of the Court of Owls, but ended up being subject to the threat of super criminals. Just thinking about it made me feel tired.

"Father, are you going to let the clown do whatever he wants?"

On the rooftop, Batman and Robin looked at the press conference.

Damian, who hates evil as much as possible, doesn't understand why his father is indifferent.

Obviously, there must be a conspiracy.

A deranged criminal who serves as the mayor of Gotham, he can't imagine what the city has become.

"He didn't commit a crime." Bruce said solemnly.

Following the principle of fighting crime, before Arthur did anything involving crime, he arrested the other party for no reason, which would probably not gain the upper hand in public opinion.

The Clown Gang and the Penguin Gang are doing charity, trying hard to create a positive image, and deliberately publicizing the charity process through the Internet, all of which are evidence of innocence.

His arrest of the Joker as Batman will definitely cause a storm of public opinion.

The heroic image that has been maintained for a long time is likely to collapse as a result.

"Hey...Aba, long time no see."

Allen wore a funny bat suit and went to the rooftop.

The lantern ring is still in Sanhua's belly, so she can only make do with the old battle clothes.

Bruce returned to his normal voice and greeted: "Alan, you are back."

"Did you miss me when I was away?"

Allen strode to Bruce's side, put his arm around his shoulders and said, "This time, I'm going to travel five hundred years ago. Guess who I met?"

"who?"

Bruce asked subconsciously.

"Your lifelong gay friend, Dachao, was the Witcher Geralt five hundred years ago. He has exactly the same sexy ass and chin."

After saying that, Allen took out a hamburger from his armpit, handed it to the slightly hostile Damian, and comforted: "Girl, this time the hamburger is separated by clothes, so there is no smell."

Snapped!

Damian angrily slapped the burger away and shouted angrily: "Don't call me girl."

"Okay, girl, no problem, damn girl."

Allen picked up the burger, unpacked it, and started eating by himself. He said calmly: "The aunt in the orphanage told us that it is shameful to waste food."

Hearing this, Damian's temper instantly went out.

In just a few words, one can guess Allen's life experience.

"Alan, you asked the clown to run for mayor?"

Bruce already guessed the cause and just wanted to confirm it.

"Yes."

With a mouth full of sauce, Allen nodded and said, "I think they are quite bored, so I'll arrange something to do."

"What is your true intention?" Bruce frowned slightly.

"Let Arthur be president."

"..."

Looking at the answer that Allen blurted out, Bruceton felt that he shouldn't ask more questions.

If Arthur can become president, he can tear up the Kryptonians with his own hands.

Patting Bruce on the shoulder, Allen said proudly: "Ba, do you feel empty, lonely and cold? You can't bully them in the future. Do you feel that you can't fight evil? Batman's existence is meaningless. I am so evil." , Jie Jie Jie..."

"..."

This strange brain circuit made Bruce speechless.

During this period of time, no super criminals caused trouble, and he did not feel as passionate as before. Even after the night patrol, he returned to Wayne Manor, looked at his slightly wrinkled face in the mirror, and realized that he was fifty years old, and couldn't help but sigh. Feeling powerless.

"I hope you are doing the right thing, otherwise I will stop everything."

Bruce looked at Allen solemnly, and his eyes widened in shock.

Allen stuffed most of the burger into his mouth, his whole face was stuffed with bulges, and he kept swallowing it down his throat, making his neck and face turn red.

You must be sick.

No one is trying to compete with you, so why are you eating in such a hurry?

Gudu!

"Huh..., I almost choked to death."

Allen patted his chest with lingering fear, and licked the cream at the corner of his mouth with unfinished thoughts.

This guy is as neurotic as ever.

…

The next day.

In a club.

The funny team compiled the news newspapers of the day.

Newspaper offices will definitely not let go of breaking news.

At the same time, Arthur the clown hopes to gain a wave of popularity.

Snapped!

"Shet, these two guys stole the headlines."

Allen opened the newspaper, and the prominent position on the front page was the announcement of the Yamozo robot by Lex Group for use in the field of national defense and security.

In the second position, Stark Industries announced that the Ultron robot will soon be put into practical application.

The third article is that the radiation wave in a certain town exceeds the standard.

I finally saw the cover of Arthur the Clown in the fourth article, and the news editor’s wording was full of discrimination and criticism.

"Lai Tu and Shi Da Kou are both evil capitalists, just like A Ba."

Arthur, Cobot, and Edward all agreed with Allen's rant.

Lex Group and Stark Industries are both arms dealers. The weapons that are leaked privately are hot commodities on the black market, causing the death of innocent people in a number that even super criminals can't match.

"You guys are running the business at home. I'll go out and knock on Marvel heroes."

Allen muttered: "It's so annoying to grab the heat or something."