American comics: This guy is crazy

"Mimi, spit it out."

Allen shook Sanhua frantically.

Meow…

Sanhua, on the other hand, licked the tip of her nose calmly, looking unmoved at all.

Losing two powerful pieces of equipment in one breath, Allen was very mad and pulled his hair out.

The time gem and the strange lamp ring were the props he prepared to use to show off.

Now it's all swallowed up in the belly of the element-devouring beast, and I can't wait to get into Sanhua's belly to find the treasure.

"Unita Sensen!"

"I'm here, Commander."

Unita is dressed in professional attire and still has an exaggerated figure that is unreal.

Suddenly, Allen's eyes widened and he said dreamily: "Unita Sensen, did you have any undue thoughts about me when I was away?"

"Your Excellency Commander, I do not have human emotions." Unita responded calmly.

"We made a mistake, let's talk about business."

Allen raised the three flowers and asked: "Sensen, scan it, I want to perform an anatomy surgery on Mimi."

At this time, Unita's eyes reflected laser light, scanning back and forth on Sanhua's body.

It should be collecting data from all aspects to provide guidance and suggestions.

"I'm sorry, Commander. After species analysis and the corresponding information in the database, we have found that this is a dangerous cosmic creature that has dimensional space in its body. If it is destroyed through external damage, it will cause a dimensional explosion and affect the entire human world. "Unitta said solemnly.

"..."

Dimensional explosion.

The tearing of space that affects the human world.

Allen glanced at Sanhua, who was harmless to humans and animals, and subconsciously threw it away. He said with lingering fear: "Xie Te, I picked up a time bomb."

Meow…

Sanhua cried out innocently, lay down and licked the bell on her crotch.

It can be seen that it is an element-devouring beast that likes to be clean very much.

"Go, go, go away."

Allen carefully used his feet to drive Sanhua away, but the latter remained unmoved and continued to clean his hair.

"Commander, there is no need to worry. Currently, human technology cannot harm the element-devouring beast." Unita explained.

"I can rest assured that."

Allen stopped talking to Sanhua and sat back on his chair.

The funny team came to the table together and had an unfinished meeting.

Of course, Allen is confident that he can still run rampant without the Time Stone and the Lantern Ring.

The four professions are at full level, which brings enough confidence, instead of just relying on treasures to support the scene.

"What is Aba doing?"

This is the daily routine of Allen's return.

If Mr. Wayne disappears habitually, he will need to deal with the aftermath.

To be honest, sometimes I really feel that Bruce was rebellious in his middle age and always maintained a young heart. When he entered his old age, he would directly enter menopause.

"We should maintain law and order in Gotham. We haven't gone out to commit crimes for a long time." Cobot said sarcastically.

As a super criminal, it's a bit embarrassing not to do your job properly.

Moreover, without the leadership of Allen, the comedy team is a little unable to fight against crime.

"That's okay."

Allen suddenly asked: "Why isn't the Midnight Bully here?"

"While you are away, SHIELD and Sky Eye will come to them one after another. There has been no contact for a month." Edward sighed.

Everyone in the Midnight Bully team has extraordinary abilities.

It was impossible to ignore it at the official level, so Allen was not present and immediately sent someone to contact him.

Furthermore, they felt that following Allen would be more practical than joining official forces.

"Forget it, everyone has his own ambitions."

Allen didn't regret too much. The team that was formed temporarily could not count on the issue of loyalty.

If the comedy team hadn't all had criminal records, they might have been poached together.

Allen asked: "Then what are you doing?"

"Nothing done."

Arthur waved his hand, his calm look seemed particularly strange.

"Didn't do it!?"

Allen looked at the three of them in disbelief, feeling that they were completely out of character.

The three of them are the main members of Batman's support team, so are they willing to sink into mediocrity?

"According to your request, we opened a foot bath shop. Now the business is very booming, and we have a lot of money coming in every day. We can't commit any more crimes." Cobot said truthfully.

Bang!

"Asshole."

Allen slapped the table and stood up, and said angrily: "What do you look like? How can you be content with the status quo and prepare for retirement after doing a little bit of work? This is completely contrary to my original intention when I recruited you."

"..."

What's the original intention?

The three of them were confused.

Aren’t we all here to make fun of each other?

"I am disappointed."

Allen said lonely and sincerely: "I thought you were motivated and not losers who are content with the status quo. It seems that I was very wrong."

"I see."

Arthur stood up suddenly, with his usual crazy smile on his face: "I'm going to cause trouble for Batman now."

"Wait!"

Allen looked at Arthur with a confused face, regained his emotions and said, "What kind of fun can Aba provide? I want you to enter politics, first run for mayor and then for president."

"..."

Be serious!

They had treated the ideas proposed by Allen as just rumors and didn't take them to heart.

I didn’t want to play it for real.

"The three of us are criminals and have been in Arkham Asylum and Blackgate Prison. How can we successfully run for mayor?" Edward shook his head and retorted.

Cobblet echoed: "There is no way the citizens of Gotham would allow criminals to be in power."

You are right, the people may not be willing to agree.

Once public opinion is involved, there is a lot of room for maneuver.

"It makes sense, but the problem is that anything is possible in Gotham."

Allen smiled slightly, already having a plan in mind.

In other cities, perhaps the people would have zero tolerance for criminals.

But who in their right mind would want to stay in Gotham.

"Is the Court of Owls still there?"

Allen sat down and supported his chin with his hands, squinting his eyes slightly.

The three of them suddenly felt a hint of conspiracy.

As soon as this guy came up with a bad idea, he acted like he was the mastermind behind it.

"Most of the core members of the Court of Owls were found dead at home. It seems that there are forces behind them cleaning up the traces. A few Gotham dignitaries are missing, but the peripheral members we control are generally fine." Copot Report reported.

"The Owl Council moves very quickly."

As expected by Allen.

For such a big thing, not only the Zhenglian will be investigated, but the Avengers will also take the opportunity to intervene. Moreover, the members of the Owl Council who are hidden at the official level naturally cannot sit idly by.

Once a series of characters are involved, it will be more than just the Owl Council.

"We should make use of the resources of the peripheral members of our comedy group."

Allen said with a mean look on his face: "I will draft some campaign platforms to ensure smooth sailing."

The peripheral members of the funny group are originally the pawns used by the Court of Owls to control Gotham City, involving many fields. If they come to endorse, things will fall into place.

"Mayor Arthur, you will be Gotham's Pale Knight."

"I?"

Allen decided to respect the original plot and let the Joker be the candidate for the mayoral election.

On the side, Penguin Cobot, who was originally looking forward to it, suddenly looked disappointed.