American comics: This guy is crazy

It’s peak tourist season in Seattle.

Beautiful beauties from all over the world wander along the street waiting for their temporary Mr. Right.

As a result, the hotel industry is booming during the peak season.

Pairs of men and women spend a short and sweet time happily in the hotel, and then go their separate ways.

ah…

ah…

ah…

In a hotel room.

At the same time, three screams echoed.

On the bed, a middle-aged fat man was rubbing a slender American woman. He clenched the white quilt in fear and looked at the strange man who appeared out of thin air in front of the bed.

The middle-aged man came to his senses and asked angrily: "What are you calling?"

Once you reach a certain age, you are simply unable to do what you want.

Once frightened, he becomes weak and unable to help but feel angry.

Men, you can't say no, especially since professional software software engineers are well-informed and may laugh at their own weakness.

"If you are shouting, I will shout along with you to appear more gregarious."

Allen answered matter-of-factly, without any embarrassment about accidentally entering the scene of artillery fire.

"You are trespassing illegally. I'm going to call the police and arrest you, damn madman." The middle-aged white man threatened in anger.

Hey…

Allen stuck out his tongue and said proudly: "If Mundo wants to marry Nar, he can marry Nar."

"..."

The woman who was pursuing true love warned in a panic: "Hou Li Crab, I think he is mentally ill."

There is too much psychosis in America.

They have the most contact with each other. They are all violent maniacs who take drugs and damage their brains. If they anger each other and lose their lives, it is simply an unreasonable disaster.

After all, if you have worked hard to reach the beacon of civilization and have not yet enjoyed the benefits of development, then you will not be willing to die inexplicably.

Allen said righteously: "Xie Te, it turns out that you are engaged in love business."

Looking at the age difference between the two and the revealing clothes scattered on the ground, Allen immediately recalled the adult videos he had only seen in the domestic area.

"You are such a shame on me."

After saying that, Allen turned around and strode out of the room.

Suddenly, the two of them breathed a sigh of relief.

The middle-aged man said he was calling the police, but he didn't necessarily mean that in his heart.

He had really seen how hard-headed America's police officer was, and he was probably thrown into the police station together on the grounds of soliciting prostitution.

When the time comes, I need to notify my family to come out for bail, which is really embarrassing.

Furthermore, there are too many wandering orioles wandering the streets who are worried about the identities of stowaways and are unwilling to cause trouble, and even do things like beat them up.

"Do you still need to continue?" the woman asked calmly.

"Not interested anymore."

The middle-aged man became angrier as he thought about it. He picked up the landline phone next to the bed and said angrily: "I want to file a complaint against the damn hotel to compensate for my mental damages."

Liu Ying could see that the man was pretending to be involved and changing the subject to save his dignity.

As the saying goes, see through but don't tell off, you still need to have the necessary professional ethics.

Click!

Allen opened the door and came back, and said solemnly: "This mage just came back from saving the world. I feel very unhappy when I see your sloppy behavior. I want to punish you."

He raised his hand and pointed a finger to cast a spell on the middle-aged man.

Bang!

Immediately, he slammed the door and left.

The middle-aged man, who was a little confused, could not help but look down.

The high quilt and the unprecedented sense of resilience.

The depression in my heart suddenly disappeared.

…

Walk out of the hotel invisible.

Allen walked to an alley and was about to go back to Arkham Asylum through the portal.

Because I stayed in the mage timeline for too long, I don't know how much time has passed in the original timeline.

The funny team probably couldn't wait for him, so he returned to Gotham City early.

Meow…

At this time, a bloated calico cat watched him quietly from the window.

With a chubby face and very clean hair, he doesn't look like a stray cat.

"Mimi, come here."

Meow!

Allen called out, and the calico cat jumped up to his legs, with the top of his head nuzzling his trouser legs.

I picked up the plump calico cat and found no collar or tag.

Obviously, not a pet cat.

After all, pets are sometimes more valuable than human lives in America, and those who abandon pets will face criminal law.

"Mimi, you will be my pet cat from now on."

When he went out and picked up a pet, Allen happily adopted it.

Raising his hand, a portal was formed, and the scene in the activity room of Arkham Asylum appeared on the opposite side.

The criminals were shocked when they saw the portal.

Among them are many criminals with sharp eyes and quick hands who want to take this opportunity to escape from the asylum.

Oncoming was Allen's forty-one-yard sole, and at the same time, he stepped into it and returned home.

In a deserted alley.

At the window where the calico cat was just now, a figure suddenly appeared, looking towards the place where Allen disappeared.

"Steve, now is not the time to meet each other. We have sent away the element-devouring beast Sanhua. It is time to return to the quantum realm."

Captain America, covered in symbiote, looked back at his wife Paige and couldn't help joking: "Today's purple symbiote highlights your figure even more."

The symbiote on Steve's head fell off, revealing his still youthful face.

Carter walked over slowly, rolling his eyes in a mature and charming manner: "Don't come here with bad intentions, do you really want to create a symbiote family?"

"To maintain the peace of the multiverse, it doesn't matter if I make a little sacrifice."

"..."

Steve rubbed Carter's waist, shrinking his body in an instant, and returned to the base camp of the Empire's Iron Curtain in the quantum realm.

…

Looking at the familiar faces.

Allen said enthusiastically: "Guys, I'm back. Do you miss me?"

Hu…

The crowd responded with a burst of disdainful boos.

In Arkham Asylum, Allen has no sense of existence, and many criminals do not realize that there is one missing person.

It’s time to eat, it’s time to drink, it’s time to live life.

Only when I see other people do I remember that there is such a person.

"Little Green."

"Is something wrong?"

Among the criminal patients, Lillian is the most unusual. She always likes to read quietly.

"I'm telling you..."

Allen said with excitement: "This time, I traveled five hundred years ago, met the Supreme Mage Ancient One, and fought side by side to solve the crisis from the multidimensional realm. Kama Taj, you know, the holy land of the mage, a group of people are hard-working You want me to be the supreme mage, you are so embarrassed, so I decisively refused."

"Then what?"

Lillian closed the book and listened quietly to Allen's bragging.

"Then, I came back. At that time, there was no America in the New World, and it was not comfortable at all."

"oh…"

Lillian responded lightly and opened another plant professional book.

"You must be jealous of me, deliberately pretending to be careless to cover up your inner thoughts." Allen said with a scrutinizing expression on his face.

"Well..., I'm jealous." Lillian said casually without raising her head.

"Women are indeed a jealous species."

Allen hugged the calico cat and said leisurely: "I want to ask the funny team about the current situation in Gotham. Without me in charge, Aba will definitely not be able to cope with it. It's really heartbreaking."

Lillian helplessly rolled her eyes at Allen's back.

Gotham City would be a lot calmer without him.