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The three of them looked at Allen strangely.

In their eyes, it was just an ordinary monastery, with nothing unusual about it.

Allen smiled evilly and pointed out the problem: The key lies in the doll.

What could be wrong with a rag doll? Agatha asked in confusion.

An ordinary rag doll could be the carrier of evil spirits, but in a monastery shrouded in sanctity, it would not be very reasonable.

I remember when I was a child in the orphanage, every time toys were distributed, everyone was very happy, cherished them very much, and were not willing to get them dirty. After a fight, I finally got a flower glove, which was also a token of love with my ex. , I couldn’t bear to throw them away until all five finger cots were torn, so my ex disliked me picking at them and broke up with me,” Allen said sadly.

Tell the important point.

Geralt warned.

He grew up in a witcher academy and had never been exposed to toys. The weapons for hunting monsters filled a part of his childhood.

Dachao, you are so direct. I like to exaggerate the atmosphere, do some foreplay, and then go straight into the main body to make it moister and smoother.

...

This sounds a bit unseemly.

But Allen often speaks amazingly, and he can already understand the meaning correctly.

A monastery that takes in orphans and is short of money. Do you think there is enough fabric to make toys?

Allen asked and answered: Of course it's impossible. Even if other children don't want them, they won't throw them away casually. Wouldn't it be a better choice to give them to other children? Don't children already like toys and have mature minds? ?”

The three of them were silent.

Indeed, there is something unreasonable here.

The church's monasteries raise children until they are twelve or thirteen years old before making life arrangements. It is impossible for this age group not to become interested in toys.

What do you want to do? Geralt asked.

Even if they know there is a problem, they cannot act rashly until they understand the cause.

If something goes wrong, things will not be easy to get better.

Just wait and see what happens.

Allen was lying on the bed, showing no signs of urgency.

That's not right, something is very wrong.

Agatha frowned and looked at Allen, questioning: Why do you speak so logically and think normally?

I'm not mentally retarded, I'm just a mentally ill guy.

Allen said helplessly: I often have to explain that I am mentally ill, not crazy. It's very annoying, okay?

What's the difference?

Gu Yi was full of doubts. He had never seen what it looked like to be mentally retarded in his memory.

In fact, it is normal. In the mountain village where Gu Yi lives, people are struggling to make ends meet. If there is a child at home with a congenital intellectual disability, there is a high probability that the child will be abandoned or disposed of, because it will not bring any income from labor, but will only increase the burden on the family.

I'll show you.

Allen jumped out of bed, put on a crooked face, stuck out his tongue, bent his hands inwards, and splayed his legs out. He staggered towards Gu Yi and made an inarticulate sound: Ah ha ha..., Yao Mei, sis liu …, let’s play together, Xi Liu…, ahaha…”

do not come.

Gu Yi took a step back, his eyes filled with fear.

Allen returned to his original state and said proudly: Do you look like an idiot? My acting skills are at the level of a movie actor.

For a moment, they felt that Allen was quite normal. Although he was a bit neurotic at times, at least there was no barrier to communication.

Hmm..., very much like an idiot. Agatha nodded in agreement.

Thank you for the compliment. Allen said with satisfaction.

...

Gu Yi said with lingering fear: Ellen, don't be scary. I just thought you were possessed by an evil spirit.

Oh..., the evil spirit dared to possess me, that's so unimaginable. My blood boiled, and the evil spirit's blood was scattered.

If he really wants to meet an evil spirit, Allen shouldn't be too happy.

Feel free to possess me, it's up to you whether you can leave Allen or not.

In the evening, dinner is held in the monastery.

Dozens of children were nervous to see four strangers.

However, when I could eat beef stew with potatoes and bread in the evening, my nervousness disappeared immediately and I devoted myself to the food.

After harvesting a lot of gold coins, the dean did not forget to improve the food for everyone. After all, the children are growing.

Does it suit the taste?

The mother-in-law came to ask enthusiastically, but she thought it was unnecessary and saw Allen licking the plate.

You won't stop until you lick it cleanly and reflect the light.

belch…

Allen burped and said without interest: The taste is just so-so, it can't be included in Allen's private recipe.

It doesn’t taste good and you lick the plate.

The dean’s mother smiled and said, “Whatever you want to eat, I’ll have someone prepare it tomorrow.”

hot pot.

hot pot?

After hearing Allen's answer, the dean's mother looked at a loss, as she had never heard of the dish at all.

I was in trouble for a while.

If the sponsor doesn't take good care of himself, he won't be able to get the gold coins.

Everyone, come here, gold coins are being distributed.

Allen stood up, took out a handful of gold coins, and said loudly: Everyone has it, line up to receive the benefits.

Suddenly, everyone stopped holding the spoons in their hands. The nuns frowned slightly, while the children looked blank and had no concept of money.

The dogma states that one must not pursue worldly money.

Obviously, Allen's move goes against their teachings.

However, Mother Dean’s wrinkled face smiled like a chrysanthemum.

With the nuns and their children, and more than a hundred gold coins in their account, the monastery can operate stably for ten years without any problem.

Allen's behavior of throwing away money again really made the three of them confused.

You shouldn't be investigating suspicious issues, why are you throwing gold coins around?

Since the gold coins were earned by Allen by lifting the curse of the vampire bird, they could only let their nonsense go.

The little boy who got the gold coin greeted politely: Thank you, uncle.

Call the boss. Allen said with dignity.

Thank you, boss.

…

Dinner is over.

Allen counted the remaining gold coins and said angrily: This is a bit of a big deal. I gave the dean 133 gold coins. During dinner, I gave another 111 gold coins. This place is indeed extremely dangerous.

Alan, don't give any more.

Agatha said frantically: I feel like I'm going bankrupt before I leave the monastery.

I just can't help but want to throw away coins.

Allen blinked his eyes with an innocent expression on his face.

…

The next morning.

After everyone had breakfast, Allen stood up first and said, Gold coins have been distributed, one gold coin for each person.

here we go again!

Agatha covered her forehead: I can't live this life.

He must have his own reasons. Gu Yi firmly supported Allen's decision.

Geralt was chewing bread and drinking milk. He wanted to queue up to receive gold coins together, but kept silent for the sake of face.

Off to the side, the abbot and two vice-abbots of the monastery were communicating.

Dean Xirui, do you want to give this kid some advice? Dean Shaya and I feel bad about getting so many gold coins for nothing.

Dean Tina is right. This is against dogma. I am worried that young nuns are addicted to material enjoyment.

Dean Xirui said indifferently: He is a kind-hearted child and cannot let down his heart.

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