American comics: This guy is crazy

Ah da!

Before the Laughing Bat could recover, Allen made a sneak attack.

He kicked the stunned Laughing Bat on the head, then lifted up a piece of gravel. Allen congratulated: Happy New Year, I'll give you a meeting gift.

Bang!

The gravel shattered even more.

The Laughing Bat rolled his eyes, feeling dizzy.

Beep beep beep beep... Dr. Allen is here to see you.

Allen raised his hands and asked Xiao Zuo and Xiao You for their opinions.

Nurse Xiaoyou, I haven't seen you for a long time. Let's wait until night to make out again. There are so many people watching. I'm a little shy.

Oh, this is not the former nurse Zuo. The black rubber gloves are so sexy. It's a pity that we have broken up.

The acquaintance between Xiao Zuo and Xiao You ended, and Allen solemnly said: The patient's characteristics include social anxiety syndrome, which is a very rare case. The doctor decided to take physical therapy.

Xiaoyou, you mean half an hour of treatment is enough.

Xiao Zuo, you don't agree. You think compound physical therapy should be used.

...

The Laughing Bat regained some clarity and looked up to see Psycho talking to himself with his hands.

He was a little confused and felt that the world in front of him was completely different.

According to the normal trend, other members of the Dark Knights should deal with the main heroes of the main alliance. Then, he will make various arrangements in secret, and finally the Dark Knights Legion will come and destroy the entire universe.

The Dark Knights have conquered many positive matter universes, and they have always been smooth sailing. As the Darkest Knight, he doesn't even have to take action.

I felt a hot gaze.

The Laughing Bat saw Allen looking at him with a smile.

You want to do...

Justice beating.

Before the Laughing Bat could finish his words, Allen picked up one of his feet and threw it on the ground, chattering incessantly: You bastard, you don't know the funny tone of this book. What do you mean by spreading fear?

Bang!

Xie Te, the bat guy who dares to touch my cover is not giving the hero face?

Bang bang! !

Housai Crab, I have a damn question. You are the ancestor of the Court of Owls, why not the Court of Bats? Owls cannot give birth to bats. Do you have any common sense about biology?

Bang bang bang! ! !

Bouchet, you have no problem imitating my clown Robin. You are a pirated version. Please support the genuine version.

Bang bang bang...

Malefalk, do you know how the universe was born?

Bang bang bang...

A laugh point expands infinitely and splits into a macro world composed of countless laugh points.

Bang bang bang...

Therefore, there is no future in following the dark punk genre. Only by following the funny route can one be the protagonist.

…

He was beaten mercilessly and beaten repeatedly.

Allen carried the Laughing Bat and smashed holes into the ground.

call……

After taking a long breath, Allen felt a little tired.

I have to say that the Laughing Bat is really resistant to being beaten. If it were a normal person, it would have been torn apart. The result is that it seems to be fine, except for a slight concussion.

Jiejiejie...

The Laughing Bat sneered arrogantly: I want to tell you one thing. The method of positive matter universe cannot kill me. Even if it is killed, I can still be resurrected in the anti-matter universe.

Phew!

Allen pulled out the Redemption Blade stuck in his thigh.

The Laughing Bat looked at the bleeding wound and couldn't help but ask, What is this?

Tetanus Blade.

Phew!

Allen stabbed his other thigh again.

Sure enough, the guess was correct, the Redemption Blade was made of a special material, comparable to five special metals.

That's right, there are only five types of dark matter in the world: amber gold, Dionysus factor, N metal, promethium metal, and bat gold, which can harm the Laughing Bat.

I said that I can be resurrected in the antimatter universe.

Puff, puff, puff...

Allen didn't take the Laughing Bat's words to heart at all, and kept punching bloody holes in his body.

So hard to kill?

Looking at the Laughing Bat with hundreds of wounds and blood spurting out, there was never any sign of weakness.

Allen touched his chin and considered: Should we attack from a mental level?

Jie Jie Jie..., don't waste any more time. As the existence of the Dark Knights deepens, the coordinates of the Dark Universe Channel become more and more stable. When the time comes, more Dark Batman will come, waiting to be destroyed in despair.

The Laughing Bat lay on the ground and allowed blood to flow out, still showing its crazy posture.

I thought about it.

Allen looked around and shouted: Arthur, clown Robin, come out, I have something to ask you.

I'm coming.

Arthur, who was hiding in the distance, popped up and hurried over, asking, What's the matter, boss?

Is there an antidote to the laughter virus you developed?

The origin of the Laughing Bat was the clown's laughter virus, which caused insanity and gave birth to the clown personality.

Therefore, Allen had an idea and thought about whether he could eliminate the virus and return the Laughing Bat to normal.

Boss, what are you talking about?

Arthur said aggrievedly: I just graduated from high school. Is it too difficult for me to study viruses?

Wow, you are the most uncultured clown I have ever seen. You should be a clown Robin and have a more promising career.

It's so hurtful, Jie Jie Jie...

The clown Arthur can't be counted on, so Allen can only play in person.

The Laughing Bat did not forget to taunt: Can you do it? Can you develop an antidote for a virus that I can't even crack?

Who said I would make an antidote for you?

Allen smiled sadly: I have an immature idea, Jie Jie Jie...

In an instant, the Laughing Bat felt a chill from his smile.

At this moment, everyone in Zhenglian was nowhere to be seen. Only Oliver, the Green Arrow, had been quietly watching Allen beat the Laughing Bat.

To be honest, when the Dark Knights arrived, he didn't dare to act rashly. It seemed that no enemy could handle it on his own. Fortunately, the other party didn't take him seriously at all.

Hey, here's Ollie.

Alan, I'm Oliver.

It doesn't matter, here it is, Ollie.

Allen called Oliver over and said, You do something for me. I want to challenge the entire Dark Knights alone.

you!?

Oliver looked questioning: Isn't it a bit forced?

Brother Sugar, I'm not bragging. Those crooked melons and jujubes, I don't even think about raising my spirits. There are ten thousand solutions for every thought. Allen boasted while stepping on the Laughing Bat with his hands on his waist. .

Really? Oliver confirmed in shock.

Of course it's fake. I haven't sat on the Möbius Chair. How can I have ten thousand thoughts in one thought?

Allen said seriously: I am a psychopath, but I am not the god of psychosis.

Oliver didn't want to dwell on the problem and went straight to the point and asked: What do you want me to do?

Go to Aba's Batcave and I'll contact you later on what you should do.

Allen picked up the Laughing Bat and said, I will first treat the Bat from other universes to awaken the truth, goodness and beauty in his heart.

Watching the Midnight Bully and the Funny Group leave, Oliver hesitated before making a phone call to make arrangements for other members of Zhenglian.