American Comics: Opening Guidance Batman

"Dr. Rodriguez! You're fine! That friend of yours has called for the 60th time this week, and the operator in the office is driving him crazy..."

"Mrs. Miller! Please do well too! This friend of mine has come here for treatment for the 10th time this week, and I'm about to be driven mad by him..." Schiller stood at the table, covering his forehead. said Mrs Miller.

Mrs. Miller sighed. "Can't you refuse him then?"

"I wanted to say no, but he's mentally ill."

"So what?" Mrs. Miller stared at Schiller, who was taken aback by her attitude, and then said, "...Aren't we a mental hospital here?"

Mrs. Miller was also stunned for a moment, then lowered her head and said, "Oh, yes, we are a mental hospital here, so he can't be hospitalized?"

"God, he's already so tired of commuting back and forth, if he's hospitalized..."

"Isn't he hospitalized before? I remember seeing him in the inpatient department."

"This time is different, he was just a lunatic before, and now he is a drunk lunatic."

Schiller also sighed, and he gestured to Mrs. Miller for a moment, then went to the table, picked up the phone, and asked Brand, "Didn't you say last week that a new attending doctor was coming? Where is he?"

"...what? He just submitted his resume...the resume didn't pass? Why didn't it pass?...Well, I'll call him and ask."

Schiller hung up the phone, continued dialing in a circle, picked up the receiver, and said to the other end, "Hello? Bruce, did someone apply for an attending physician at Arkham Psychiatric Hospital last week? The resume is for you. ?"

Bruce on the other end of the phone was silent for a while, then said, "The Wayne family does have an equity stake in Arkham Asylum. I rejected the job application after I received it..."

"Why are you rejecting it?"

Bruce was silent again. He couldn't understand Schiller's attitude. There is only one position of attending physician. Someone is applying for a job, isn't he robbing you of your job?

"...Well, Bruce, I know you're kind, but there's no need for it at all, I'm a college professor, and I'm here as the attending physician, just because Brand is too busy, I can't wait to be transferred A new doctor..."

"Really?" Bruce was skeptical, after all, Schiller looked like he was having fun before.

Schiller took the receiver and said confidently: "If you think I have any love for this job, it must be your illusion, at least now I just want to get out of here..."

"Okay, then I..."

Before Bruce could finish speaking, Schiller hung up the phone because Schiller heard another series of crazy laughter.

Seeing Jack clumsily crawling in from the balcony, Schiller first pushed Mrs. Miller out, closed the door, then closed the surrounding curtains, and finally, walking to the balcony, Jack saw him coming and waved at him He waved his hand and said, "Good morning, my friend!"

At this time, he had just turned halfway over the balcony, one leg stepped in, the other leg was still on the balcony next to him, and Schiller crossed his arms and said, "Do you know what I want to do?"

"What? Give me a punch? Hey! Wait you can't do that, haven't we had a good time talking? My friend! Where did we talk yesterday... oh baroque, you should be this afternoon Aren't you busy? My noodles are surging up in my stomach, what did you eat for lunch today? The patterns in the naturalistic decoration remind me of bats...bats! bats? …”

Schiller took a deep breath and meditated in his heart: "I am a doctor, I am a doctor, a doctor can't beat a patient..."

This happened, but also from that night, Schiller and the clown drank too much.

Whether it's Schiller or the Joker, alcohol doesn't have much effect on their brains, no matter how high the degree of alcohol is or how much they drink, the two of them won't have any more problems, but it's just ordinary alcohol.

Schiller had discovered a problem before. The fear poison gas concentrate and the high-purity brain active medicine extracted from the fear poison, the lizard serum treatment injection, and the pure version of the immortality factor were all liquid. The state of existence, which gave him a very bold idea, and turned it into reality with the help of Connors.

He asked Connors to mix the liquids together.

Schiller called it "crazy wine."

It has all the effects of these several kinds of medicines, and it is eclectic. The brain causes physical damage to the point, but at the same time because of the presence of the lizard serum, the brain can be constantly repaired.

For the average person, taking this drug is the most terrible torture in the world, because you don't suffer any harm, but the brain that controls all the senses simulates everything, but again, for some people, it is A very tasty high wine.

Schiller always wanted to drink, but he was also afraid that he would get drunk after drinking, so he had to pull a drinking buddy, that is, Jack, and they had a whole bottle that night.

It turns out that Schiller's drinking is better, or so. It is the gray fog's alcohol capacity that is better, after all, it is an old wine Mengzi.

Although Schiller was very high when he drank, it was fine after a night of sleep. Jack was also very high when he drank, but he was not good when he slept all night. After all, there was no symbiote to share the madness and excitement for him, so, He's getting a little too excited now.

It stands to reason that the person who is looking for an excited crazy clown should be Batman, but it is very unfortunate that Batman wants to invest in making a movie for Catwoman, and the two invest in research and travel, not in Gotham.

So Schiele suffered the consequences.

Jack is not interested in anyone other than Batman, but there are different types of disinterest. Obviously, he feels that Schiller and him have a common language, so he drags him every day and makes an appointment for more than 10 treatments a week, not only See you every day, and see you in the afternoon after seeing each other in the morning, but not looking up.

Schiller felt his conscience and said that Jack is a good drinking buddy, and it can even be said that he is also a good chat partner. Although he does not know where his extensive knowledge and profound knowledge come from, if he is just talking about this, Schiller It's also a bit of interest, after all, this is also fishing during work hours.

The only problem is that Jack can bring every topic to Batman.

He is like a... idiot who has an incomparably wide range of knowledge, an unparalleled depth of knowledge, and a very good talk about sex.

Schiller had no interest in Batman at all, so he was really getting annoyed by the Joker.

But Jack neither likes nor hates people other than Batman. In short, he ignores it, so although he went back and forth in and out of the mental hospital so many times, it didn't damage the environment here, so Schiller hasn't had one. Just cause to drive him out.

If you can't expel him, expel yourself.

Schiller took the resume from Brand and said, "How about your new colleagues in the future? Will apply to the mental hospital in Gotham. The work resume should be amazing, right?"

"How amazing can you be amazing?" Brand asked rhetorically, then he touched his chin hesitantly and said, "His resume is not bad, but just..."

"What's wrong?"

"I heard some bad rumors about him from my former colleagues..."

"Bad rumors? What?"

"He came to Gotham because he was at the school where he taught..." Brand hesitated, not knowing what to say to Schiller, but he continued: "He seems to be doing something illegal. Human experimentation."

"Human experiment? Interesting..."

Schiller looked down at the resume in his hand, and sure enough, the name on it read - "Hugo Strange".

Hugo Strange's resume is indeed very good, but it is not as amazing as Schiller. His education and work experience can only be regarded as quite satisfactory, not even comparable to Strange in another world. Not the best in the world.

Of course, it may also be because the current timeline is too early, and Hugo has not had time to shine in his best field.

Just when Schiller looked at Hugo's resume, Hugo was also looking at Schiller's resume.

On the train to Gotham, he was reading Gotham Daily while watching a piece of news. It was an old case that happened in the Metropolis. The protagonist of this case and most of the supporting characters Hugo did not know. But there was only one figure that seemed a little familiar to him, and that was Schiller Rodriguez.

It is impossible to say that Hugo has never heard the name of Schiller, because there are only a few top psychologists in the world. As a professional, Hugo knows this person.

And this time he will choose to come to Gotham, on the one hand because his previous illegal experiments were discovered. He got into an enemy family, so he came to Gotham to avoid trouble, and on the other hand, it was also because he wanted to meet Schiller.

since ancient times. It is not uncommon for peers to oppose each other and literati to underestimate each other, especially Hugo, who claims to be a genius in psychology and psychiatry. He has his own unique theories in these two disciplines, just because there were not many opportunities before. He failed to perfect his theory, and just as he was about to do so, his experiment was discovered.

His previous city and the university where he worked couldn't tolerate his behavior, but he knew there was one place where it might be, and that was Gotham.

There was a suitable experimental environment for him, and there were people he was interested in, so Hugo naturally submitted a job application.

Originally, he felt that there was little hope, because he wanted to squeeze Schiller out of this position, which was unlikely based on his current resume, but he did not expect that not long after he submitted his resume, Arkham Psychiatric Hospital gave him He made a phone call and was very warmly invited to come over to serve.

As a result, Hugo, who came to the office of the attending physician of the Arkham Psychiatric Hospital, received a warm welcome from Schiller.

Schiller shook Hugo's hand firmly and said, "Thank God, you're finally here."

"Uh..." Hugo was choked for a moment, and he didn't understand what Schiller meant. After all, he and Schiller didn't know each other, and with their status, Schiller didn't need to be so enthusiastic about him.

In the subsequent conversation, Schiller said bluntly: "There are too many difficult patients here. In all my years of practice, I never thought that there would be patients that I could not cure, but it is the truth. …”

"Mr. Strange, I know you may be troubled by your poor resume, but that's okay, there are quite a few rare cases here, and some of them are completely beyond my control."

Because Schiller behaved too much like an unscrupulous quack who was eager to take the blame, Hugo's impression of him declined a little~www.readwn.com~ He said calmly: "Yes, Luo Dr. Driggs, in fact, I have always been troubled by the lack of good subjects, in fact, I am very interested in some difficult and special cases, if this is the case, then it will be better..."

Schiller could hear the arrogance in Hugo's tone, and he could also see that Hugo seemed to regard him as a kind of hype-scholar who didn't deserve his name, but he still smiled and held Hugo's hand and said to him: " Then you must be the most suitable doctor for this position...then that's it, I'll leave first."

Seeing Schiller leave quickly with his things in his arms, Hugo looked at his back with some doubts.

What is it that can make this world-renowned master of psychology run faster than being driven by a dog?

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Schiller: The clown is actually me (don't disturb while climbing the stairs...)

Jack: The Joker is actually me (Batman won't take me on his honeymoon!)

Hugo: The Joker is actually me (?)

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