American Comics: Opening Guidance Batman

The next day, in Asgard's Asgard, Gu Yi handed Odin a small thing. Odin put the small black device in front of him and looked at it, and then looked at it from a distance, it seemed a little bit curious.

Then a projection suddenly popped up on it, Odin almost threw the thing out, and Mephisto, who was waiting underneath, became impatient and said, "Can you hurry up? I've been waiting for a long time!"

Odin rolled his eyes and used magic to fix the device in the center of the room, making sure everyone in the room could see the projection.

There is no need to face the group of demon gods, Strange in the projection looks much more relaxed, he said: "Let's start, ask questions from left to right, one question per person, after answering, you can't ask further questions, and start from the beginning after one round. ."

Mephisto said immediately: "I'll come first, what you said last time about establishing a stable lending system? There are also interest rate benchmarks that you didn't make clear, and contract fraud..."

Standing in the room, Strange turned his head and asked the financial practitioner at a table behind him, "Did you hear that clearly?"

One of the men with glasses in a suit and leather shoes said without raising his head, "This is my forte, the so-called interest rate benchmark..."

After more than ten hours, Strange's mouth was dry, and he said to Gu Yi, "Teacher, come here first today..."

He looked back and saw that most of the people behind him were lying on the ground. After all, after more than ten hours of brainstorming without eating or drinking, the devil is fine, and humans can't stand it.

As soon as I heard that this place was going to rest, the demon gods quit, especially Mephisto, the lord of **** had never discovered that humans were so good at defrauding... Oh no, that's called finance.

Mephisto has decided, the devil's deal, can that be called deception? That's called finance! Do you understand finance?

What is the price and conditions? Quickly change the words. They are called deposits and loans. What's wrong with me collecting more debts? That's called interest!

High interest? I'm in the contract...Is it not written on the contract? What? I wrote too complicated? Then don't sign it!

The devil has an endless interest in fraud, and Mephisto asked countless questions about the lending system, hoping to learn the essence of human economics overnight.

In the time concept of the demon gods, less than 0.001 seconds have passed, and humans actually started to cry tired? How can this race be so weak?

But the devil can't do anything if he doesn't like it. Humans have such a physique that they need to eat, sleep, and rest.

The main contradiction now is the contradiction between the strong curiosity of the demons and the limited energy of human beings.

No way, Nick had to find another group of people, let them work two shifts, and finally turned into three shifts.

Later, it was still not enough, and Strange really had no choice. At this time, Gu Yi proposed to let the demons leave a magic circle for communication, so that they can contact the financial practitioners on Earth at any time.

But the result is still not good, because ordinary humans are not mages, you can't expect a group of ordinary people who have received decades of scientific education to learn to meditate, focus, and communicate with the universe overnight. This requires talent, and ordinary people can't use magic circles at all.

In the end, the magician of Kama Taj had to take action and fixed the magic circle to the human phone, so that the demon gods could call humans.

In the beginning, the demon gods all beat each other randomly, chatting with whichever they caught.

Because many demon gods do not understand the life forms of human beings, they do not know that they have different memories and different personalities. As a result, the ass’s lips are not right. The last question was half-talked with one of them, and then called again. The phone became another person and ended up asking again from the beginning.

Strange was responsible for teaching the demons how to call the same person, while Nick was responsible for selecting the exclusive customer service for different demons.

After a long time of running in, the professionals can finally communicate with the devil and answer their questions.

Nick found a building in Greenwich Village and stuffed the group of people into it. Gu Yi transferred a group of mages from Kama Taj to help the professionals connect with the devil, and the agents of SHIELD were in charge. Take care of the diet of this group of people.

In the end, Strange named the building "The Sanctuary."

But this alone is not enough. The initial investors have been found, but the subsequent business development and publicity still need people to get them.

You can't expect ordinary humans to run business and attract customers all over the universe, and they can't do it either.

Gu Yi and Odin looked around for a long time. Finally, when the old man Odin looked around, my youngest son was also idle. Let him go!

As a result, Loki became a salesman with honor.

If you want more people to join in, you have to become famous. Even if others don’t participate immediately, you have to let them know that there is such a thing. To put it bluntly, it means giving people business cards all over the universe.

On the same day, Loki held a stack of business cards and was thrown out of Asgard by Odin with a confused look.

Originally, his brother got into trouble and was thrown to the earth. Loki was gloating at the misfortune, and he turned his head and was thrown out.

Thor was thrown out. Although he had no divine power and no weapons, he had no task at all, and no one would care about him when he wandered around the earth, but Loki could not. He had performance indicators.

You have to say that Loki is the kind of unmotivated Thor, but he is someone who has ideas about the throne. Although he did not participate in the Demon God Lecture before, he also knows that this should be one of his father's king. It's a big job, and it will definitely show up when it's done.

So, Loki embarked on his cosmic pyramid scheme.

Loki is much smarter than his brother, and of course he knows who to turn to for this.

He kindly invited the future Supreme Mage Strange to eat, drink, and have fun in the Nine Kingdoms for several days, and then he figured out the principle of pyramid schemes from him.

After figuring out the principle, Loki, the **** of deceit, felt that there was something going on in this matter, and he might get both fame and fortune if he did it well.

The hardest part has been done by Gu Yi and Odin. The great demons have already made the first round of investment, and Loki's job is to cast a wide net and catch more fish.

Why don't you ask God to give you a meal? What could be more worthy of the **** of lies and pyramid schemes?

Loki is bored and does something casually, and he can trick other people one by one. As soon as his subjective initiative comes up, within a few days, the demon gods of the universe have heard a resounding name - "The Totem of the Cosmic Demon God. Commonwealth Project".

As the **** of lies and deceit, Loki understood the essence of MLM without a teacher, what "to miss this time and wait for 20,000 years", what to "be bigger and stronger, and create greater glories", what "congratulations to Crimson Dimension" The main game always likes to mention one billion years of skill"...

During this time, the universe was full of Loki's frantic figures, from the divided realm to the lingering realm, from the Pegasus Nebula where the aftermath of the war has not been extinguished, to the Andromeda Nebula, which has been silent for a long time, from the central new port to the edge of the black realm, Interstellar wars, galaxy gatherings, weddings and funerals, weddings, weddings, gongs in ten places, nine places with him.

Thor? I'm so unfamiliar!

"Hello, the sanctuary of the nine kingdoms... I'm sorry, it really can't be higher, we have regulations here, only super-dimensional demon gods can mention more than 6%... That's right, in fact, you can also choose to jointly invest , this is our new business..."

Strange took the phone and walked forward quickly, he quickly said to the other end of the phone: "His Royal Highness Loki, the business on the Saka star can be suspended for a while, the people there are really poor, and they are very poor. It's stingy, apart from calling customer service every day to harass the customer service, I can't squeeze much oil and water, and that Gao Tianzun is also..."

What he passed was an office area, but the people sitting in the office were dressed a bit strangely. Some wore suits and ties, some wore mage robes, and some even wore prison uniforms. over here...

"Hello, the sanctuary of the Nine Kingdoms, what?...Can you repeat it again? Translate! I need an interpreter! Here comes another one who doesn't understand!" a female white-collar worker in business attire shouted.

The young mage wearing a yellow mage robe hurriedly ran to the female white-collar worker. He answered the phone and spit out a series of strange words. Then he hung up the phone and said, "Which backcountry devil is this? Could it be the edge of hell? Right? That accent is too heavy!"

Strange continued to walk forward, and wherever he passed, there was an endless stream of voices talking on the phone.

"Hello, the Holy Sanctuary of the Nine Kingdoms, uh... sorry, we don't provide this service here, ah... yes, I know you are in a hurry, but we are not responsible for finding dogs here, well... let me help you ask a question."

In one seat, a young man stood up, ran to Strange quickly, and asked, "Mr. Strange, there is a demon who asked us to help him find a dog. He said that his dog was lost, and he was in a hurry. ."

"Looking for a dog?" Strange covered the phone receiver, looked at the young man and said, "We are a financial firm here, and we are not responsible for looking for a dog... Forget it, you ask him where the dog was lost? What does it look like?"

The young man ran back to his seat, picked up the receiver and said, "Really? Okay… okay, three heads? Oh, four heads, okay… no problem, we'll try our best to get back to you within two hours. ,...Oh, no need, we don't allow private collection of bonuses, thank you."

He put down the phone again and shouted to Strange: "He said he lost it in the upper dimension of the spiritual world. It was a blue four-headed crow with three claws in total..."

Loki on the other end of the phone also heard the young man's voice. He said, "Isn't that Campbell's pet? How did he get to the upper dimension of the spirit world?"

Then he said to Strange: "There are five little demon gods in the lower level of the spiritual world. They have very good information. You can ask them."

Strange put down the phone and shouted, "Who is in charge of that area in the spirit world?"

A female mage came to Strange in a flash~www.wuxiamtl.com~ and said, "It's me, but they broke the network cable in a fight yesterday, and they can't contact him now."

"Forget it, let me make a trip." The female mage continued, "It's not far from the spiritual world. Help me to ask, if I see that four-headed bird, where should I send it?"

"Okay, wait, let's see... The call area, the interlayer between the **** dimension and the astral world, it's okay, it's not far..."

At this time, Strange's phone rang again, but it wasn't from the devil. Peter's voice sounded over there: "Mr. Strange! Come here! Two symbiotes are fighting in New York, I can't stop it. Stay with them, oh! God! Don't go that way..."

"Symbiote... what?"

Before Strange could speak, the floor shook violently, and a corner of the building collapsed directly. A huge gray monster jumped onto the roof, followed by a black monster.

Strange saw that behind the two monsters was a slightly smaller... Purple Spider-Man? ? ?