A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

Time goes back a little -

Holy Land, Marie Gioia.

Familiar sofa, familiar lounge.

The Five Old Stars sat or stood, silently listening to the big-headed old man on the projection describing his plans.

"According to my research, all the problems are due to this guy..."

"Jon Joestar."

"In a short period of time, he has successfully shaken the current situation through a series of measures to expand his power, such as subduing the fish-men clan and attacking the country of Wano."

At this time, the Five Old Stars couldn't help but interrupt: "Doctor, tell me the important point."

"We know the cause and effect."

"do not waste time."

Dr. Vegapunk did not insist and stuck out his tongue, "Okay~"

He coughed slightly and then said: "The problem with the current government is that it is not sure that Jon Joestar can be completely wiped out after war. As we all know, that guy has an incredible teleportation ability."

Speaking of this, he said with great regret: "There is still too little information available. If you can provide me with more effective data, I am confident that I can crack this magical power."

Wulaoxing:? ? ?

Provide valid data...

Just clean up Jon Joestar and put him on your bed.

If we had something to do with that guy, we wouldn't have to worry so much now. After living a long time, our hair would still fall out in bundles.

"Jon Joestar has a changeable personality, but after analyzing his behavior, I found that in addition to his changeable temperament, he is also a person who is good at seeking fun." Dr. Vegapunk unfolded a picture with many different-looking markers marked on it. A proper noun that can cause headaches for laymen, "He pays more attention to the emotion of "joy" than ordinary people. "

"What's the point, Doctor?"

“Everyone seeks joy.”

"I don't see any point in your analysis."

The patience of the five old stars is extremely limited.

They were not wasting precious combat time just listening to Vegapunk's chatter here.

If we have this time, it would be more practical to speed up the assembly line and produce more 'peace defenders'.

"The point is - instead of starting a large-scale war, it is better to behead Jon Joestar alone." Dr. Vegapunk waved his fist excitedly, "I want to design a unique and wonderful stage for him. '!"

After the words fell, the five old stars fell into silence one after another.

Although Vegapunk spoke incoherently like an old lunatic, they still heard each other's true thoughts with their wisdom.

only……

Is it reliable?

After all, even Kaido lost.

And you, Vegapunk, said that Jon Joestar has that weird teleportation ability. What kind of 'stage' can trap him?

As if seeing the doubts in Wulaoxing's mind, Dr. Bega Punk explained: "In addition to the technology related to Hailou Stone, I have also specially developed a biomagnetic field destruction technology. If my guess is correct, this new type of Technology can be very good and suppress Jon Joestar's teleportation ability."

After speaking, he seemed to regret what he had just said, and changed his words without hesitation: "It is absolutely possible to suppress the teleportation ability. In fact, as long as a living creature is alive, it will be affected."

Hearing this, Wu Laoxing was shocked.

The world government allocates so much research funding to you every year, but it seems that it is not wasted.

It’s just that such a useful technology is only available now?

You, Vegapunk, are not very honest.

The five old stars looked at each other one after another, and they were all very interested in Dr. Vegapunk's plan.

After all, the current world government is really poor, otherwise it would not be able to fund naval activities...

"Doctor, tell us about that plan."

Hearing this, Dr. Vegapunk rubbed his hands and said, "This plan is divided into three parts.

In the first part, we have to extend an invitation to Jon Joestar..."

Time returns to the present.

On the outskirts of Egghead Island, in the Whispering Forest.

"Hey hey hey, I'll pinch you, pinch you, pinch you!" Jon seemed to have gotten a new toy, holding the crocodile clips and loving them.

Such childish behavior made Stussy upset. After enduring it for more than ten minutes, she couldn't bear it anymore. Her pretty face sank and she said, "That's enough."

"What's going on? Do you want to play too?" Jon asked knowingly.

Stussy didn't say anything and just stretched out her hand.

Jon thought for a while and put the crocodile clip in Stussy's hand. "If you want to play, just tell me. I'm so generous, why don't I give it to you?"

Stussy took a deep breath and used brute force to throw the alligator clips into the depths of the forest.

Jon spread his hands, "What are you doing? Do you want to pinch me yourself?"

When it comes to speed, Qiao has never been convinced by anyone.

Hearing this, Stusy, who was originally angry, blushed inexplicably, but she quickly calmed down her expression and said: "Don't be proud, you can't even imagine the doctor's inventions. These things are just greetings... I want to escape." If so, do it now, otherwise your illustrious reputation will not be preserved."

A clumsy provocateur.

Let alone Jon, anyone with an IQ greater than or equal to 60 would not fall into the trap.

But Jon really has no plans to leave.

For nothing else.

The main thing is that it’s really interesting here!

The pirate version of Disneyland is real.

At the same time, at the lowest level of Egghead, there was the Deep Sea Laboratory.

"Well, it's even more powerful than I thought." Vegapunk stroked his gray beard.

With his brain running rapidly, his head was pushed open like a kettle by some mysterious steam, revealing a rather curious internal structure.

"Sure enough, ordinary means cannot defeat an opponent of this level."

Vegapunk murmured to himself and moved his hand to a special device, "Now that we have arrived in Area Z, let's experiment with this for a while."

laugh--

The thawing potion was accurately delivered.

Many sleeping beasts quietly opened their eyes.

…

If it is said to be a paradise, it is a paradise.

Jon didn't want to leave, so he stopped where he was, planning to prepare the game for himself.

"Go, find some firewood."

"If you see any mushrooms, pick some."

"Don't let go of wild vegetables and fruits."

"By the way, there's also drinking water."

Listening to Jon's instructions, Stussy became numb.

Good guy, just catch me and do your bidding alone.

But yes.

There is no one else but myself.

Stussy made a serious face, "You let me do everything, do I still have to feed you?"

"Nonsense." Jon responded solemnly, "Don't ask such a natural question!"

Stussy:…

In all her life, she has never seen anyone more infuriating than Jon Joestar.

Every word and even every movement of this guy's body was beating wildly on his fragile nerves.

"If I couldn't beat you, I would have beaten you to death."

After leaving a cold word, Stussy turned and left.

Jon didn't forget to tell you, "By the way, if you want to escape, do it now. Don't worry, I won't go looking for you."

Stussy: I believe you, damn pirate, you have such a bad heart!

Jon shook his head.

That's the thing sometimes, people only believe what they want to believe.

There was nothing he could do——

After Stussy left, Jon sat down against a big tree and murmured to himself: "Then it's time to have dinner."

He didn't have to wait long.

In just seven or eight minutes, Jon heard a rustling sound in his ears.

With his domineering power turned on, he turned his head and looked to the side.

But I saw a yellow figure running quickly like lightning!

"scare!"

The strange roar startled the birds in the forest.

Not long after, Jon finally saw the full picture of the mysterious creature.

It looked like a leopard, but it had wings on its back and these three tails.

The most peculiar thing is that there is a mechanical prosthetic eye between its forehead, which emits red light from time to time, as if it is scanning something.

"Assault No. 1, God of Speed, please come forward."

Jon was extremely surprised and said: "You can talk."

"I was given life and wisdom by the doctor, and I was born to fight." A cold electronic sound came from Assault 1's throat, "I hope you can cooperate with me and collect as much combat data as possible."

After a pause, he didn't forget to add, "Thank you."

"How polite." Jon touched his smooth chin, some kind of speculation flashing through his mind.

He always felt that the fundamental purpose of Vegapunk's game was not to kill him...

"Afraid of betraying him but embarrassed to say it, so he deliberately showed off his advanced technology in order to pay the certificate of investment?"

Shaking his head slightly to suppress the subtle thoughts in his mind, Jon decided to be a little more merciful.

Although Vegapunk is of no use to him, if it is thrown to the revolutionary army, it will undoubtedly be a heifer riding a rocket-newbee to the sky.

Thinking of this, Jon raised his hands and said, "Come on."

Assault No. 1 didn't waste any time and immediately pulled out more than ten afterimages.

Since it is named 'Speed ​​God', we can see how terrifying the speed of this modified mechanical leopard is. At least in terms of speed alone, it has surpassed many people Jon knew.

To put it bluntly, the 'Speed ​​God' in front of me is enough to destroy the current Straw Hats in at least two rounds.

But unfortunately, his opponent is Jon.

Even if he doesn't bully people on a large scale, his experience in various worlds has already made his own fighting level very terrifying.

With his domineering expression turned on, Jon's eyes were fixed on the yellow figure.

In fact, there was one thing he didn't lie to Stussy, that is, if he practiced his domineering power to the extreme, he could really see through people's hearts and predict the future...

"Point to the gun."

With a flick of his fingers, the air was compressed into a bullet, and it hit Assault No. 1 between the eyebrows accurately, where the red-light-emitting mechanical prosthetic eye was.

Click!

Strike No. 1 stopped immediately and plowed a deep mark on the ground.

But Jon didn't look relaxed.

Because he saw that after being hit at the so-called 'weak spot', Assault No. 1's entire body began to glow.

Then……

boom! ! !

Everything for miles around was destroyed by the force of the explosion.

Through the real-time transmission on Strike No. 1, Dr. Vegapunk couldn't help laughing: "Normally, the more conspicuous something is, the more it will be regarded as a weakness, but Jon Joestar, you You must not have thought of a way to do the opposite."

It's like playing an action game. The boss at the end of the level is dangling in front of you with a huge one-eyed eye. No matter whether you are a novice or an experienced player, you can't help but want to break through your weak points.

Then he finally hit the weak point and his blood was deducted.

Not to mention how depressing it is to feel like that.

Of course, Jon is not depressed.

Although the explosion was very powerful and could even be said to be extremely terrifying, he stopped time a second before the explosion, and then he escaped into the void to resume the flow of time, and only reappeared in the real world when everything was over.

In other words, Strike One exploded the loneliness.

But Vegapunk still left a deep impression on Jon.

"This old man is a bit interesting..."

As soon as he finished speaking, a black shadow that was difficult to detect with the naked eye suddenly appeared from under his feet, emerged from the ground and bit Jon's ankle.

"Strike No. 4: Hidden God." The inch-long little snake with fully activated neurotoxin said calmly.

"Use a conspicuous target to attract my attention, and then find a way to sneak attack, right? A classic tactic." Jon commented very pertinently.

As he spoke, he frowned, "But do you know how expensive my clothes are? If they are damaged, how will you accompany them?"

The air wave shook, and the little snake was shattered to pieces.

Before it was over, Jon stretched out his hand to grab the sky again, and several transparent silk threads flew out from his fingertips and entangled themselves with something in the clouds.

Pulling down hard, Assault No. 6 Sky God also lost the ability to move independently and fell hard at Jon's feet.

"First a leopard, then a snake, and then a bird? I'm curious about how many animals you have in this series."

Bega Punk pondered for a moment, and answered truthfully through Kong Shen's mouth: "There are seven types in total."

The Strike series includes sea, land and air, attack, defense, detection and assassination, and can be adapted to any situation and any environment.

It's a pity that he is still vulnerable to Jon Joestar.

Dr. Begapunk couldn't help but ask again: "The poison of the Hidden God has no effect on you? Even if it doesn't penetrate the skin, the strong corrosiveness is..."

"It's not enough, Dr. Vegapunk. This level of poison is not enough for me." Jon shook his finger at the air god, and then stepped on its bird head.

Dr. Vegapunk fell silent.

Since the strike series cannot work, the second plan can only be launched.

By the way, he has a total of 73 preparation plans...

the other side.

After completing the pre-dinner entertainment, Jon did not waste Kong Shen's body. He first removed all the messy modification equipment, and then patiently removed the feathers of the big bird and removed its internal organs.

When Stussy came back with firewood, wild vegetables and fruits, she saw Jon sitting at the bottom of a huge pit, holding a long sword (God Emperor) with a bird stuck in it, and waiting with his head on one hand.

"You...this is..."

Jon said indifferently: "What else could it be? We were attacked by the old guy from Bega Punk. It's not a big deal. Come on, let me show you the charm of outdoor barbecue."

Stusi didn't know what kind of expression she should put on, but she still put the collected wood, wild fruits and poisonous mushrooms in order.

Jon picked up a mushroom, which looked ordinary but was actually poisonous enough to knock down an elephant, and threw it into his mouth.

"Come on, Baobao, set up a fire and let us have a taste of the Sky God."

Empty god?

Is that the name of this bird?

besides……

Who is your Baobao!