A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

Confirmed

——There are dogs in this team, and more than one!

Ever since being thrown out by Platinum Star, Iqi has become autistic.

In addition to bullying the honest Polnareff, he has completely turned into a bad dog who doesn't like to bark or take the initiative to cause trouble.

put.

Eh~

I'll just show off.

No matter what others say, I'm just a lazy dog ​​anyway, so I'll just let it go.

Isn’t it nice to ride in a car every day, chew gum, and bully honest people?

As for fighting?

Stop it.

Those guys were competing harder and harder, so I had to keep the ten kilograms and move forward.

With this thought in mind, Iqi's next days were extremely easy.

Maybe it's because he has become better behaved. Kakyoin and Abdel's impression of Ichi has greatly changed, and they get along very harmoniously.

Just like that, the world with only Polnareff injured was completed.

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the other side.

"A new page has appeared...a new page has appeared..." Poinger, who looked introverted, spoke in a low voice.

Upon hearing this, his elder brother Oying quickly stopped the car and asked his biological brother: "What did your substitute predict again? Is there anything you need me to do?"

Poinger held the comic book in his hand, swallowed nervously, and then read the content above:

[Oyinger and Poinger, two good brothers, took the bus 4 hours later. So I narrowly escaped a car accident. What a blessing. 】

[So, the two good brothers embarked on the next adventure. 】

[After arriving in Aswan, they found those hateful enemies there - they were discussing what kind of transportation they would take to Cairo. 】

[But due to another conflict between Ichi and Polnareff, Polnareff's clothes were torn. They had to temporarily stop their plans to continue setting off, and instead decided to resupply in this town. Wait until dark before hitting the road...]

While talking, a group of people passed by the car window.

Oyinger took a closer look and saw that it was the target of their trip—Joseph Joestar and his group.

Poinger winced.

But his brother urged: "What then? What happened next!"

Poinger sniffed and continued reading.

[The group is too proud, thinking that as long as they work together, no one can be their opponent. 】

[While Polnareff and Abdel were going shopping in the mall, they went to a roadside restaurant, relaxed for a while, and drank poisonous black tea. 】

"Hehehehe..."

After reading this, Poinger closed the book. "Brother, there is only so much content. It seems that we only need to secretly go to the restaurant to poison them, and everything will be OK."

Oyinge also laughed, "That's it, my brother. Your substitutes never make mistakes. The predictions in the comics are absolute, they will die under the poison!"

After saying that, he touched his brother's head and said, "Boinger, we are invincible brothers. As long as you have your "Thoth God" who can predict the future, and my ever-changing substitute "Kunu" "God", none of them can even think of living! "

Poinger couldn't help but laugh.

Starting the car, they rushed to the restaurant where Jotaro and others were destined to patronize.

Entering the kitchen, without saying a word, he knocked out the shop owner with a pan.

Poinger looked at the comics and pointed to a certain table, "Brother, Joseph Joestar and his group will definitely go to that table."

Poinger listened and nodded, "Okay, I understand, I'll start preparing now."

Fifteen minutes later.

"I really can't deal with that Polnareff guy. I don't know how many extra sets of clothes I should bring with me."

"And for some reason, Izzy just fights against him."

"Woof woof woof!"

"Shut up, it's noisy."

"Woooooooo..."

"Haha, Jon, don't be so harsh. Maybe they are in conflict by nature."

"Yes, just like me, I don't deal with transportation."

"What, old man, don't you know the curse on yourself?"

"Jotaro, tell me clearly, kid, what is a curse? There must be a special fate between me and transportation."

"Okay, okay, Mr. Joestar and Jotaro, please stop arguing. My mouth is dry after walking for so long, let's find a store to rest."

Then……

Kakyoin took a fancy to a restaurant on the street.

Coincidentally, there were many stalls held up by parasols right outside the door of this restaurant.

Naturally, everyone had no objections and chose a larger table and sat down one after another.

As soon as they settled in, a black-leather waiter wearing a hat backwards came out and said, "Welcome, what would you like?"

He didn't know if it was Kakyoin's illusion, but he always felt that something was wrong with the way the waiter looked at them...

But Huahua didn't think much, she just raised her finger and said, "I want iced coffee."

"What? Iced...coffee!"

Oyinger thought, no, this has nothing to do with the prophecy in the comic book!

Before he could speak, Joseph said: "If you drink coffee now, you may not be able to sleep in the afternoon. Don't forget, we have to travel at night, so black tea is better."

This proposal was approved by most people.

Kakyoin had no choice but to change his words: "Then just drink black tea."

"Nice!" Oyinge's heart finally returned to his stomach.

Just say that God Thoth’s prophecy will not be wrong. If it says it is black tea, then it must be black tea.

A kind smile appeared at the corner of his mouth, "Okay, five cups of black tea, right? Here it comes."

But just when Oying turned around to leave, Joseph Joestar, who advocated drinking black tea, suddenly looked serious and changed his words: "Wait a minute, I don't want that black tea anymore."

Jotaro and Kakyoin didn't know why.

Joseph explained: "Listen carefully, this is the enemy's base in Egypt. What's more, the enemy is still hiding in the dark, ready to attack us at any time. Therefore, we must be more careful about being poisoned.

From now on, we'll only drink drinks from bottles or cans. "

After saying that, he smiled sheepishly at Oying and said, "I'm sorry, little brother, but let's get us some Coke. Remember to keep it cold."

"Coke?" Oying's eyes widened in disbelief.

Such abnormal behavior naturally aroused suspicion among Kakyoin and others.

Jotaro frowned and said, "What's wrong with Coke? Is there any problem?"

Oying felt he had lost his composure and quickly waved his hand, "No, no, no, it's no problem. Do you want a Coke? I'll get it right away."

Joseph did not forget to warn: "Bring it over and open the bottle, we can do it ourselves."

Blinking, he added a few words, "Also, I want the third, fourth, and fifth bottles from the right in the refrigerator, as well as the first, second, and fourth bottles from the left."

The Oyingers were dumbfounded.

So cautious?

Without opening the bottle, how could I poison it?

Is the prophecy wrong...

wrong.

My brother's prophecy comics are absolutely infallible. Believe in him and God Thoth!

As an older brother, I must trust my younger brother and try to follow the destiny.

Otherwise, how can we win them?

Poinger, who was hiding in the dark and quietly observing what was going on outside, also showed a serious expression.

"Brother...language is absolute...don't worry..."

Just when Oyinge was picking up Coca-Cola in the freezer worriedly.

The other customers suddenly stood up angrily, "Hey, boss, why is your Coke not iced at all? Is this how you fool your customers with warm Coke? I won't pay, you bastard!"

Upon hearing this, Joseph became anxious.

What?

Not ice coke?

What’s the point of drinking Coke if it’s not ice cold?

Oyinge forced a smile and scratched his head, "I'm sorry, guests, because the freezer in the store is broken, so..."

Horhos shrugged, "I say Mr. Joestar, you are too cautious. To say the least, even if the boss is really an enemy and tries to poison us, how did he know that we would definitely enter this place? Where’s the store?”

With that said, he stood up and approached Oyinge very unreliably. He asked with a mean look on his face: "Brother, are you a killer or something?"

Hearing this, Oyinge broke out in cold sweat. He turned his head stiffly and said, "Guest, don't be ridiculous. I'm just running a small business, so how can I be a killer?"

Horhos turned around and said, "Now, that's what this guy said."

Joseph thought about it.

Right--

There were so many shops on the street, and they just chose randomly.

In this case, how could the killer sent by Dio grasp their psychology.

Although it is always better to be careful in everything, maybe I really worry too much...

After pinching his brows, Joseph said, "I'm sorry, boss, but we don't want Coke anymore. Let's replace the Coke with black tea."

Bingo!

Oyinger was convinced.

If it is said to be black tea, then it must be black tea.

God Thoth’s prophecies are never wrong!

Because he was prepared in advance, Oying brought the poisoned black tea.

Seeing Joseph and the others put the black tea into their mouths.

At this moment, a commotion came from outside the door.

"Help, there's a crazy dog ​​here!"

dog?

Everyone subconsciously thought of a careless guy and suddenly spit out the black tea in their mouths.

Oyinger:? ? ?

My mentality collapsed when I was riding a horse!

What's going on?

Not caring about drinking tea, the group rushed out.

Of course, Joseph didn't forget to pay and left a few bills on the table.

Looking at the retreating figures of Joseph and his group, Oyinge clenched his fists tightly and said, "Damn it, you obviously drank it all in your mouth, why didn't you swallow it? I'm so angry!"

Rushing back to the kitchen, he found his brother Poinger, "What does the next prophecy say?"

Poinger came back to his senses, opened his comic book, shook his head and said: "I don't know, the next prophecy has not been revealed yet."

As he said that, he deliberately added, "Although Thoth's prophecy can only predict the future in the near future, their ending will never change. Next time...next time we must kill them as predicted!" "

Oyinge nodded, "Yes, that's right, because we are invincible - Poyingo Oinge brothers!"

…

…

[It’s all because of that stinky dog ​​that’s in heat everywhere. It’s obviously just one step away. It’s really abominable! 】

[Oyinge and Poyinge are extremely unwilling. But the two brothers immediately regrouped and began their next plan. 】

[They quietly followed the seven people and one dog. During the tracking process, an unrelated person passed by. His appearance inexplicably annoyed the brothers. The brothers hated people with this appearance. It must be that I owed them something in my previous life...]

[Anyway, the two brothers became very angry when they saw that guy. Although the man was innocent of any fault, Oyinger punched him inexplicably. This unpleasant man was shocked. He left a wallet containing a large sum of money and fled. 】

[Wow, make a lot of money, these two brothers are very lucky, yeah! 】

Weighing the wallet in his hand, Oyinger couldn't help laughing: "That guy is really an idiot."

Poinger also laughed strangely, "It's really a good deal, brother."

As he spoke, a new prophecy appeared.

"Oh, what did God Thoth say?" Oyinge asked eagerly.

Poinger began to read quietly:

[Because of Iqi’s trouble, the group had to pay compensation to others. Jon suggested that it would be better to go back to the hotel to rest in order to avoid another accident. 】

[But what they didn't expect was that the only hotel in the town was closed due to a fire. They had no choice but to negotiate with a certain town citizen and rent his house with money as a place to stay. 】

[The smart brothers Poinger and Oinger immediately realized that this was an excellent opportunity. 】

[So, Oyinge, who could change his appearance, quietly replaced the guy and poured the powder in his pocket into their dinner. 】

[The group finally fell, yeah! 】

It turns out that fate has arranged it this way.

Oyinge snapped his fingers and said, "I understand, let's go now!"

at the same time.

"What is this kind of snack called? Although it looks ugly, it tastes good after being sprinkled with powdered sugar." Polnareff, who had already changed into new clothes, couldn't help but praise it.

After finishing the local snacks in two or two bites, Joseph said like an elder: "Okay, let's eat and go shopping. It's time to go to the hotel to rest."

Naturally, no one would have any objections.

But what they didn't expect was that the hotel they had booked before was closed due to a fire.

He had no choice but to randomly stop an honest-looking town citizen on the road and temporarily rent his house with a generous reward as a place to stay.

Anyway, we only stay until midnight. If the conditions are difficult, then be more difficult...

There is nothing to say about what happened after that. Seven people and one dog moved in smoothly.

The two brothers Poinger and Oyinger also changed the situation as described in the prophecy, replacing the honest and honest townsman.

It was getting late and it was time to prepare dinner.

Jon staggered out and deliberately walked around the kitchen.

As a result, I unexpectedly saw Poinger giggling while holding a comic book.

Immediately, he understood what was going on.

Twisting his lips, Jon said hello to Poinger, who was squatting in the corner, "Hello."