A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

A good night's sleep.

The next day, the ‘Hardcore Boy’ was successfully handed over to the relevant personnel of the SPW consortium.

Before parting, the kid with two fangs took a deep look at Jon.

Jon smiled and said with his lips, "Don't forget the agreement between us."

‘Hardcore boy’:…

Wow, the world of adults is so cruel.

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Continue on your way.

Joseph spent his own money to buy several camels as means of transportation.

In this regard, Jon only expressed his apology to those camels on his own behalf, "I hope you can be happy and peaceful in the next life."

"Hey! What are you muttering about? Let's go!" Seeing that Jon was actually talking to the camel, the old father Joseph couldn't help but worry about his own son's mental state.

Hearing this, Jon touched the camel's head, turned over and got on it.

With a tug on the reins, the humane camel immediately moved forward and walked away leisurely.

Joseph:? ? ?

Camel bell sound.

The yellow sand is endless.

The journey is very boring.

Fortunately, a group of seven people traveled together, which greatly dissipated the annoyance in their hearts.

At night.

Everyone began to set up camp and erected tents.

At this time, Horhos said he wanted to go for convenience, but Jon and the others didn't pay much attention.

After experiencing the 'lover' incident, the little old emperor completely turned into a grasshopper tied to a rope with them, and there was no need to worry about this guy betraying him.

More than ten minutes later, Horhos came back, his abdomen still bulging.

Polnareff joked: "Hey, Horhos, are you going to skim the big strips, or are you going to eat them secretly?"

Bobo's bad jokes unexpectedly received critical acclaim.

Even the cold-faced guy like Jotaro and the sweet boy like Kakyoin laughed.

Horhos made a 'tsk' sound and mysteriously took out a broken copper lamp stained with white powder from his clothes, "You may not believe it, but I just picked up a treasure."

baby?

In this wilderness, apart from sand, what other treasures can there be?

Everyone was extremely curious, and all of them cast inquiring glances at Horhos.

Horhos was somewhat reluctant and stroked the worn copper lamp with his rough hands.

At this moment, something magical happened. A burst of thick smoke was seen spraying out from the copper lamp's mouth, and gradually transformed into a strange figure with indigo skin in the air.

"I am the legendary djinn, and I can grant you three wishes."

Out... Appeared!

The self-proclaimed ‘Djinn God’ shocked everyone, but when they reacted, they all showed expressions of disbelief.

Could it be that Ala Deng God Ding.

wrong!

It's Aladdin's magic lamp.

Isn't that story fictional?

Horhos said excitedly: "This guy has some skills... I just asked him to conjure a gun for me as an experiment, and my wish really came true!"

As he spoke, he lifted up his clothes and revealed his belt - which indeed had a black pistol inserted into it.

The self-proclaimed ‘Deng God’ also took the opportunity to respond: “Yes, I am the symbol of good luck, and I am the omnipotent Djinn God!”

Jon:…

What djinn.

With that weird look on your face, you still have the nerve to call yourself a djinn?

The guy in front of me is clearly someone's stand-in, representing the hint of 'judgment' in the Tarot cards.

There are different opinions regarding the power of judgment.

But what is certain is that it can create something out of thin air using sand or dirt.

Including but not limited to people, objects, and a certain scene in memory.

Jon thought for a while and did not reveal it immediately.

Instead, he chose to sit back and watch with arms folded.

At this time, some Horhos shouted, "God of the Djinn, my second wish is to have endless gold and silver treasures!"

Xiao Lao Di deserves to be called Xiao Lao Di, and his play is real.

After finishing his words, Judgment waved his hand.

Blah blah blah...

Countless gold coins were thrown down on his face, directly burying Horhos.

But Horhos didn't panic at all, and instead laughed.

Even he himself didn't notice that after coming into contact with the broken copper lamp, some of the desires in his heart were magnified without limit.

Commonly known as

——lost his mind.

Kakyoin and Abdel took a look and realized that it was real.

His eyes couldn't help but show emotion.

But the one who was faster than the two of them was Polnareff.

But I saw him snatching the broken oil lamp and asking: "Is it true that any wish is allowed? Is it okay to resurrect the dead!"

Judgment opened his arms, "I told you, I can do anything, just make a wish!"

Before Polnareff could speak, the copper lamp was snatched back by Horhos.

The little old emperor frowned, "Hey, Polnareff, everything must be done on a first-come, first-served basis. I have generously shared the secret of the copper lamp with you, why are you so unscrupulous?"

Under normal circumstances, Polnareff might still be in the mood to talk back to Horhos, but when it came to whether his sister could be resurrected, he was obviously not in the mood to talk nonsense with the little old emperor.

He solemnly said: "Please give me that thing, I really have a very important wish that I want to realize!"

Horhos squinted his eyes, "Huh? What nonsense are you talking about? Doesn't my wish matter?"

Seeing that the two were about to fight, Abdel quickly tried to smooth things over, "Forget it, Polnareff, let Horhos make a wish first."

Polnareff still had some sense left, so he could only agree silently.

Seeing this, Horhos coughed lightly and said, "God of the Djinn, please fulfill my third wish. My third wish is to have a peerless beauty who will always love me sincerely!"

Hearing this, Judgment responded: "As you wish."

The sand and stones were blowing in the wind, but in the blink of an eye, they gathered into a petite woman with an innocent and lovely appearance.

Horhos was overjoyed. Power was not what he was pursuing. He already had wealth and beauty.

At this point in life, what else do you want?

But Polnareff beside him was dumbfounded.

Because the person nestling next to Horhos was the sister he longed for day and night.

"Asshole!" As an older brother, how could Polnareff tolerate this happening.

He roared and rushed towards Horhos, knocking the little old emperor to the ground with one punch.

Horhos was also angry.

With one hand, a strange-looking revolver appeared.

It is his substitute, the emperor!

"What the hell are you doing?" Horhos yelled.

"I still want to ask you this, what the hell do you want to do?" Polnareff was not to be outdone, and the silver chariot appeared behind him like the most loyal guard.

Bobo's eyes were splitting, "Do you know who this woman is?"

"I don't care who she is, she is mine now." Horhos couldn't help but sneer.

This sentence broke the last rational nerve in Polnareff's heart.

With a sharp look in his eyes, the silver chariot's sword struck out.

But just before the silver chariot and the emperor's bullets came into contact, Jon and Jotaro took action at the same time, interrupting the duel between the two.

"Hello!"

"calm down!"

In ancient times, there was a peach that killed three people.

Today, a girl ruined two people.

Jon knew that he could no longer sit idly by and snatched the copper lamp in a tough manner. He also rubbed the white powder on his hands and said, "Look, what is this?"

What's this?

They had been immersed in the wish-making ability of the magical oil lamp before, but now they noticed the white powder adhering to the surface of the copper lamp after giving Jon a reminder.

Jon twirled his fingers, "If I guess correctly, this should be a hallucinogen that can make people lose their minds."

Hallucinogens!

Polnareff and Horhos still had some reactions, but Abdel and Joseph looked wary.

Put it this way...

The wishing copper lamp and the so-called djinn are just traps.

Seeing that his true identity has been exposed by others, Judgment laughed dryly, "What are you talking about? You dare to question the great djinn, I am omnipotent."

omnipotent?

Jon smiled and said, "In that case, please help me realize three wishes."

After hearing this, Judgment made up its mind that no matter what the other party said, it would try its best to satisfy him, and then add this vigilant black-haired boy to the infighting circle over there!

Jon raised a finger and said, "My first wish is to help me build a spaceship that can break through the atmosphere."

Judgment:? ? ?

No, can we play our cards according to the routine? Is your wish humanly imaginable?

Seeing that the judge remained silent, Jon raised a second finger and said, "My second wish is to kill the vampire Dio Brando in Egypt immediately."

Judgment:…

It's not raining, so why are you leaving me speechless?

It still didn't speak, just stood there like a fool.

After two consecutive wishes failed to come true, everyone began to have doubts about Judgment's self-proclaimed omnipotence.

At this time, Jon raised his third finger, "My third wish is to create a big tsunami that can drown everything right here and now."

Judgment: ∑(дlll)

I'm so fucking depressed.

If your unreliable wishes can really come true, I won’t need to call myself a djinn, but a truly omnipotent god!

Seeing that the matter had been exposed, Judgment no longer held back and directly controlled the sand puppet he created to attack Jon.

The so-called 'sand puppet' is naturally the thing that bears the appearance of Polnareff's sister.

Jon couldn't bear to kill his relative with his own hands in front of Polnareff, so he used a clever trick to push the fake girl to Polnareff.

Changed target?

also……

Anyway, the purpose of the trial is just to reduce the opponent's number. As for who dies, it doesn't care.

Polnareff looked at his sister who was baring her teeth and claws in his arms like a wild beast, and finally recognized the fact that the so-called resurrection was just an illusion, and people could not be resurrected after death.

Although it was due to taking hallucinogens, it is simply inappropriate to give up thinking and blindly believe in others because of this trivial matter...

He allowed the sand puppet to leave scars on his body, but his expression gradually returned to calm.

Sighing, Polnareff murmured: "Maybe I haven't completely let go of my past."

As he said that, he used his arms to hold the sand puppet tightly in his arms, "Good night."

It’s true that you can kill your sister in your arms.

Jotaro lowered the brim of his hat, "Hey, hey, hey, trying to make us kill each other is a big sin. You should be ready to wake up."

Judgment was a little panicked, as all it was good at was making things out of clay.

If we fight head-on...

There is no doubt that it is a real rookie.

But Platinum Star didn't care about that, and directly hit him with a pair of fists.

‘Eula Ola Ola Ola’!

[Judgment] got his own judgment.

Together with the substitute messenger hidden not far away, he also suffered great damage.

——Can’t get up again.

The effect of the medicine gradually wore off, and Polnareff looked a little embarrassed.

However, he took the initiative to come to Horhos and coughed lightly, "Sorry, I was too impulsive just now."

Horhos shook his head, "Brother Polnareff, don't say that. This matter itself was caused by me falling into a trap... Oh, I won't mention it anymore."

He shook his head.

Immediately afterwards, Horhos's expression suddenly changed, and he couldn't help but scream.

Jotaro and the others thought that the enemy was coming again, and they all looked wary.

But Horhos took off his pants.

It turned out that the pistol and the shiny gold coins made for him by Judgment had turned into a pile of mud and stuck to his thighs, not to mention how uncomfortable it was.

Xiao Lao Di is worthy of being a Xiao Lao Di. He is born with the temperament of a comedian. When he made such a fuss, the originally dull atmosphere finally disappeared.

The night is getting darker.

The stars twinkle.

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After what happened last night, the group's trust in each other seemed to have deepened. Even Horhos began to face up to his relationship with Jon.

Walking through the desert is a very boring thing.

Especially because they have to ensure that they drink enough water, they try not to talk when they can.

However, Polnareff put aside his grudge and Holhos came together and whispered something.

Out of curiosity, Jon listened quietly and found that the two of them seemed to be discussing Nina's affairs.

As expected of a good brother who scores a hole-in-one, he can also communicate about this kind of thing...

Qiao Mou curled his lips.

After listening to Polnareff's story, Horhos's expression suddenly became extremely exciting.

Especially when coupled with his rich imagination, I suddenly felt like I was going to vomit out the breakfast I had in the morning.

Seeing that Horhos was so uncomfortable, Polnareff suddenly felt balanced.

The misfortune of others is the source of my happiness, hahahaha!

After laughing for a while, Polnareff took off the kettle hanging on the camel and drank a few large gulps of water.

Wiping the beads of sweat on his forehead, he couldn't help but look up at the blue sky.

Above the sky, a scorching sun was hanging high.

Putting his hand on his brow, Polnareff couldn't help but murmur to himself: "What's going on? Is it my imagination? Why does it feel like the sun is bigger than usual today?"

Hearing this, Jon's heart moved.

sun……

A new enemy has arrived?